[Greek mythology] Goddess of morality

"Hermes, do you have any dissatisfaction?" Apollo stared at the air somewhere, his voice tinged with displeasure.

"How dare you? You are the sun god, my beloved brother." Hermes slowly appeared, looking like a stingy ruffian, not caring about Apollo's anger at all.

"Sex|harasser!" Iris hid behind Apollo belatedly, "Where did you come from!" Oh my god, why is this world haunted by ghosts and ghosts? Is there any privacy left?

"Iris, well done!" Apollo was very grateful for Iris's initiative to seek protection. If it weren't for Hermes who was in the way, he would definitely sing for the lovely Iris.

"Iris, your double standards are too serious. Why is it considered sexual harassment when Apollo hugs you?" Hermes said, Iris, you are too partial, and the baby has a little emotion.

"That's because we have a good relationship, so go ahead and envy and hate." Apollo wrapped his arms around Iris's waist, and his frightened expression deliberately angered Hermes as if swearing sovereignty.But having said that, this willow-like slender waist is really ecstasy, and it is incomparable to the bucket waists of those lovers in the past.Iris is really thin, and she is really different from the women in his world after careful comparison.

The back and forth bickering left Iris with no chance to speak at all. In fact, these two are the real feelings, okay? "Hermes, do you have something to do here?" Aerys finally found a chance to intervene, ending the endless chatter between the two.

#Every god lives in the heart of a monk#

#The brotherhood of loving and killing each other is the real beauty#

"Hmm, I'm here to convey the will of God King Zeus."

puff--

Hermes, it's true that you have a high professionalism, but the poker face really doesn't suit you.Why can I always think of the eunuch who "follows the emperor's edict" and Iris will not admit that he is a terminal cancer patient.

"What did the Father God say?" Apollo glanced at Iris, who was also in a daze. Based on Iris' extremely lacking experience in divine birth, the boss summoning is definitely not a good thing.

"God King calls you back quickly."

What? !Hermes, you are actually a tease sent by Zeus! !What about the paid vacation that was promised, even weekends are not as good as it! "I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything!!" The important words were said three times, and Iris covered her ears with her hands and hid in the corner to perform self-hypnosis.

Hermes was amused by Iris's stupid reaction, and he moved to the side of the little group that was planting mushrooms, "Your Zeus calls you home for dinner!" The little girl who planted mushrooms was shaking like a straw with a loud voice .

"This god is dead, burn the paper." Iris didn't care about the title of Rainbow Goddess, she just wanted to pretend to be dead quietly.Hermes tells her scariest ghost story: Your vacation balance is low, please top it up ASAP.

"You have a good idea, we won't die." Although Hermes said so on the lips, Hermes still cooperated very well and conjured up a small wooden stick to lightly poke the shapeless spot on the ground.

"Master Zeus! I want to resign and return home. I don't care for aunts like the Rainbow Goddess!" Obviously Iris belongs to the type who perverts in silence. She doesn't have the courage to resist wherever there is oppression (actually) )strength).

#Starting to work too fast is like a tornado#

#The mood to go to work is heavier than going to the grave#

Although he refused in his heart, Iris followed Hermes and returned to Olympus with Apollo's little tail.It's just that before stepping into the gate of the Pantheon, what caught the eye was a mess of chickens and dogs.

"What's the matter?" Hermes, the gossip lover, took advantage of his agility at this time, and left the dumbfounded Iris to fly to a god attendant to find out.

"What else? It looks like the father and the queen are fighting." Ares, the god of war, responded easily while avoiding the flying chair.

"In the past 5432 years, including this time, the total number of jihads has reached 123456, breaking the Olympian record once again. Congratulations!" Hermes counted with his left hand and waved his right hand He even knocked the teacup flying towards Aerys's head, "Hey, you can be smarter, if you get hit again, you will be even more stupid and you won't be able to marry."

"Don't talk nonsense, Iris is the woman of the god." Apollo stood up unconvinced, and faced Hermes again.

This group of gods is really one or two, which is not worrying.The main hall was flashing with lightning, and there was another battle of spirits outside, "So what is the reason for the king and queen of the gods?" The world of the gods is really wonderful, but Aerys feels physically and mentally exhausted.

"Let's leave it alone. Hurry up and place a bet, who will win?" A gray-eyed goddess appeared carelessly in front of Aerys and his party, who had not yet gained a firm foothold, already holding a lot of gold bars in their hands.

"The queen wins, three horses." Apollo did not hesitate.

"The queen wins, ten catties of beef!" Hermes waved his hand.

"Father God wins, ten altars of wine!" Dionysus, the god of wine, was not far behind.

"It's useless to talk too much, bring the gold bars!" The gray-eyed goddess glared and stretched out her hand. "Aerys, you're new here, I'll give you a better deal."

What a wretched world this is!Not to mention that Zeus and Hera destroyed the harmony of Olympus in public, the Twelve Lord Gods with heads and faces actually set up a temporary gambling venue? !The three views of Iris will be subverted... Is this gray-eyed goddess really the Athena I know?The Goddess of Wisdom turned into the God of Gamblers is really a real man?Aerys was completely confused by the lightning and thunder...

#Not the Greek gods but the Greek gods? Scripture#

# Abnormal Gods Research Center#

"Tell me, what's so good about that little bitch, Aerys?" Accompanied by Hera's roar, there was the sound of a corner of the temple collapsing. At the same time, a figure covered in cement dust jumped out, followed by What stands out is the noble "killer" with a crooked bun and a peacock feather fan.

"What?" Iris was dumbfounded. JPG, she was called by the queen of God as soon as she came back, and it seems that she added the extremely uncivilized suffix of "little bitch"...

"噗噢噌" Countless eyes turned to Iris, as the inexplicable new heroine, Iris said that I don't know what you are talking about, the baby is just a child!

"Tell me, why did you seduce Zeus!" Hera rushed in front of Iris with a stride, the peacock fan pointed directly at his throat, with a menacing aura, quite the aura of a palace who had successfully captured San'er.

"I just came back from my cousin Thetis, did the Queen of God misunderstand something?" Although you are good in the palace, I am not interested in the third son, especially the old driver? Zeus' third son.Frustrated by Bihera's exasperation, Aerys calmly said that the girl deserved it.

"God Queen, I have been by Aerys' side."

"My queen, I just called Aerys back."

Iris looked gratefully at Apollo and Hermes beside her, it turned out that you are my true love, with tears in her eyes~

"Zeus, I can't beat you to death!" Unexpectedly, Herald's ears are quite soft, and she immediately changed the target of the bombardment, "You also said that you are not interested in Iris, it is clear that he is still in Thetis Where is that slut, what do you mean by calling her back in a hurry?!"

Oh my god, Hera really suffers everywhere within the reach. Thetis hides in the depths of the sea and lays down his gun. Jealous woman? Hera really deserves the title.But I was even worse. Anyway, Thetis really had such an affair with Zeus called "true love", why did I become an imaginary enemy?

#The whole world has betrayed me, all the stinky whores who seduce my husband#

#惊天□□: God Empress Hera—Persecution Paranoid Patient#

"There is a real mission." Zeus, who has been hunted down all year round, flashed to the left, and a dagger flew past his hair with a cold light.Looking at the deadly Hera card attack, Iris felt chills down her spine. It turned out that the Queen of God had shown mercy just now...

"Besides, there is a mission? I think you couldn't get your sister Thetis, so you aimed at your sister Iris instead." Hera pointed at Zeus domineeringly, "I don't know about your fancy intestines? Jing|worm Upper brain, lower | body thinking, not as good as a beast!"

It's really a poor person who must have something to hate. Just Hera's double attack, both mental and physical, is obviously trying to push Zeus into the arms of other women.Leto, the goddess of the night, is the best example.This is why the authorities are obsessed with the onlookers, and Hera's appearance is not worth mentioning, but it is a pity that the dual business is flawed.

"In terms of looks, she is weaker than Hebe, in terms of cup size, she is worse than Athena, in terms of vixenity, Aphrodite wins, and in terms of figure..." Hera stopped suddenly, and glanced at Iris critically, "She has grown up Is it? Human little girls are a hundred times stronger than her."

Femininity is fatal to a beautiful goddess. Fortunately, the core of Iris is a woman in the new era of the 21st century.In fact, Iris's figure is comparable to a Victoria's Secret model in modern times, but Iris still understands what to do in the Romans, so Iris is angry but depressed. Yes.

However, Hera, who has a touching emotional intelligence, obviously didn't realize that Gao Liflag aroused public anger. Maybe this is my willful sourness.Seeing that the goddesses are ready to fight, and when the Nth Olympus War started, Iris decided to stand up and do anything for love and justice!

The author has something to say: At present, Hera, the Queen of God, is definitely a true warrior fighting on the front line of the Anti-Pornography and Anti-illegal Affairs Office!To be honest, as the goddess of marriage, her own family is indeed a mess, which feels like an irony.But it's true that poor people must have something to hate. Seeing Hera's methods against her rivals, you know that she is usually a shrew.In this situation, it is really easy to push your husband into the arms of other women.So, little angels, pay attention! (Knock on the blackboard!!) High MV (Matevalue) and low PU (Paternityuncertainty) is the kingly way of love, sweet marriage and happiness~

Ah, I accidentally turned into a bosom sister~ In fact, Huahua is just talking casually~

For the sake of talking casually, Huahua begs to leave a message and collect it~~ I love you guys~ I wish all the little angels who read the article will be happy~