God said, be a Mary Sue

...) Payne remained calm: "It's just a corpse."

"Master Orochimaru." I am firm. "I'm not complacent, not conceited, not a spy, homeless, four good boys, why should a partner?"

"A Fei...A Fei..."

"Every member of Akatsuki must have a partner"

"Then the Yansheng tree." I remained calm.

"The rope tree is still young." This is Xiao Nan's elder sister who exploded in motherhood.

"A Fei...A Fei..."

"I'm a non-staff."

"But you are exercising the obligations of full membership."

"A Fei...A Fei..."

"Then Ah Fei."

"it is good"

"A Fei... Ah... Huh?"

A Fei was stunned.

So my partner became Hooligan.

Of course, what comforts me is that since A Fei’s hobby is to follow his predecessors, even though he and I are partners, we seldom go on missions together.

Amen.

The next day, it was bright.

"Ahhhhhhhh help!!" Suddenly there was a thunderous voice.

There was a scream from Didara's room.

When Xia arrived, Didara was hugging Xie with snot and tears and said: "Danna... I had a terrible dream... In the dream, my artworks were actually dancing in skirts! Then, then they Come and eat me! I managed to create a work of art and prepare to fry them...they merged into bigger birds! And then, they had babies! More birds..."

"Hahahahahahaha!!" Fei Duan laughed loudly, "Can clay birds give birth to birds?"

silence……

"Don't you think it's funny?"

The culprit is Jun Wangtian...

"Smelly woman! What did you do to me?" Didara jumped up, pointing at a certain one that was about to escape.

"Improved monthly reading, just for pranks." I laughed.

"Yuedu?" Itachi-kun looked at me calmly.

I calmed down: "Actually, my grandfather is from the Uchiha family, and my father is from the Kaguya family. Do you believe it?"

Make it up...you make it up...see if you can make a flower...

Someone runs away.

The world of Naruto didn't say that you can't have blood successors from multiple races at the same time, right?

I just stayed in Xiaoli like this.

"Boss Payne." I sat down opposite Payne. "Can you arrange fewer killing tasks for me in the future?"

Payne: "Why?"

Me: "I've messed with a lot of dudes from hell, I'm afraid that if I kill too many people, I'll go to hell if I lose my virtue."

Payne: no

Me: "It's not no arrangement, it's less arrangement."

Payne: "No."

Me: "Eat well, sleep well, drink well, pretend I didn't say goodbye."

I turned and walked out of the room.

Lord Yinde...go all the way...

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Because Kisame-kun was injured, Itachi-kun came to take this newcomer.

My luck is so good that it exploded.

My left eyelid twitched from the beginning of the task.

When I saw Master Zuoer and Zuo Jin in the tavern, my left eyelid and eyeball were almost separated.

Chapter Ten

"Itachi-kun, do you want to turn back now?" I stared deeply at Itachi.

Ferret:?

Zuo Jin on the opposite side had obviously spotted me, and his pupils dilated a bit.I immediately shook my hands and pointed at Itachi with narrowed eyes, then shook my head violently.

Seeing my vision, Itachi-kun turned his head, saw Zuo Kin, Zuo Kin saw Itachi, and then saw Sasuke was there, and instantly understood.Then he said to Sasuke without changing his face, "The plan has changed, let's go out first."

I nodded in relief, winking!

Then I slowly turned Itachi's head around: "I told you that you would never want to turn your head... Look at how embarrassing it is now..."

At this time, Sasuke-kun, who had already walked to the door, seemed to have received some induction, and suddenly turned around.

My humble hand froze halfway.

Erzhuzi... What did Orochimaru give you... I haven't seen you for half a year, and you've already gotten fat like that...

The first thing I thought of when I saw Erpang was actually this sentence.

"Uchiha Itachi!"

Er Shao now restrain himself a little in public! !It would be bad if there was bloodshed! ! !

Itachi-kun got up very calmly: "Meet you again... my stupid brother. You are still as weak as ever."

Someone who felt that it was not easy to interfere in the matter immediately shrank to the corner and tried to reduce his sense of existence to a pair of glasses.

Not far away, Itachi-kun was beating his younger brother again.

You said that a person killed his whole family in front of his younger brother, and let his younger brother kill the children he brought up like this. You said that he would not do something like destroy Konohatu's own hometown in the future, is he right in the past...

However, Mr. Weasel still thinks this is good for his younger brother...you might as well just bottle him with dichlorvos.

Forget it, my thinking and brother control are not in the same dimension.

"Itachi-san, it's time to go." Seeing that Itachi-kun's younger brother's beating plan seemed to have come to an end, I walked up.

"Hmph, goodbye, stupid brother." Itachi sneered, turned and left.The Xiaopao is automatic without wind, and the black robe is billowing.

I looked at my Xiaopao with low self-esteem, turned my head to Sasuke who was on the ground and said solemnly: "Young man still needs to work hard, there is still a long way to go to take down your brother."

"Also, Sasuke, it's time for you to lose weight."

You see what a good and caring big sister I am.

In this mission, there is no mandatory killing requirement.In other words, the power of attorney did not expressly request the killing.

However, killing a few people in order to complete the mission during the mission is quite normal, right?

Although Yan Xiaoliu is a good person, she still cherishes her life and mission very much.

Ah, off topic.

The mission this time is...

"What's the mission this time? Itachi-kun." I found myself forgetting.

"Go to Eagle Ninja Village and take out the Eagle Stone and give it to the client." Itachi-kun continued on his way.

"Do you have a map? How about we dig a tunnel?" I suggested.

Itachi-kun paused for a moment: "Hingnin Village is on the mountainside."

The bloody fact.

It is absolutely impossible for me to dig a tunnel into the mountainside...

After arriving at Yingren Village, Mr. Itachi found out after many investigations that ordinary villagers and ninjas in Yingren Village were not very threatening.The real thing to worry about is the ninjas living around the ancestral hall. They enshrine and guard the Eagle Stone for generations, which is quite troublesome.

I watched Itachi-kun analyze while licking the lollipop.

"Papa papa..." I clapped my hands, "Good analysis! So Weasel-kun, we can get out of this damn place and get the stone right away, right?" I lifted the spider on my face aside in disgust.

Oh, forgot to mention.

The main reason why I want to go so much is because the village is xenophobic, so we have spent the past few days sleeping in the forest.

This trivial matter is of course nothing to the skilled ninja Uchiha Itachi...but I am not skilled!

So after waking up and twisting out thirteen spiders, five snakes and eight centipedes, I desperately wanted to end the mission quickly.

The prudent Itachi-kun has observed the situation for so long.

Later, Itachi and I finally decided to grab it, ah no, I took the stone.

I have to say, it is true that Mr. Itachi said that those who guard the ancestral hall are difficult to deal with...

Fuck me!They will fight again!

I silently looked at these people who were still fighting strong even though their heads were broken... what a strong fighting spirit of the anti-Japanese fighters.

Even if the head is broken and bloody, it is still strong and fighting.

But that's no longer bleeding from the head, the end has already fallen down, is there anything!

I threw away an "anti-Japanese fighter" and asked Itachi, "What should I do? I can't beat him to death. Do I need Amaterasu?"

Itachi nodded, and then those zombies [beep——].

how fast...

Oh, forgot, I posted the photo that day.

Itachi's eyes were not very optimistic.

Then we picked up the Eagle Stone and left, ready to deliver.

Itachi picked up the Eagle Stone and pondered for a moment.

Itachi-kun poised POSS, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that those people's inability to die has something to do with this black and smeared stone...

Itachi-kun was sitting next to me, and across from us was a guy who knew at first glance that he was not a good person.

That guy happens to be our client.

Ugh……

The guy's subordinate walked up to the table with a box and put it down.

"This is your reward, please accept it." The villain on the opposite side said with a smile on his face.

Still a cannon fodder...

I stopped Itachi's hand, "Let me see."

I turned on the X-ray, ah no, it was 360 with no blind spots and white eyes.A hidden version that no one with a discerning eye can see.

Under the white eyes, the contents of the wooden box can be seen at a glance.

"That..." I raised my hand, "Sir, can you explain what the powdery objects inside are? Have powdered coins become popular now?"

The face of the villain on the opposite side changed.

Well, here comes the ambush.

I really rolled my eyes watching the ninjas break into the door, and were knocked out by Itachi one by one.

well.Why do you say that those cannon fodders have to be moths to the flame one by one.

This is the inevitability of the plot...

We are back at Akatsuki.

That guy named Senju Nawaki has been ignored by me.

He became the younger brother of Xiaonan's sister and also took Xiao Xiao's free handyman.

In fact, I really want to tell sister Xiaonan that Senju Naoki is your uncle from generation to generation.

What follows is one of the world's unsolved mysteries, dare I?Dare I?

you say i dare

Later, I went to hell again and pulled Yashamaru's soul back.

Of course, this time there was no one, oh no, there was no ghost to stop me, according to my estimation... probably the burning small universe of the Saints frightened them.

I don't deny that part of the reason why I resurrected Yashamaru is because I have a guarantee when I meet my love Luo-kun.

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