[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Because of some follow-up related matters, Steve took Kitty to live in Stark's building for a few days.And soon got acquainted with the little pepper Potts, and naturally soon discovered that something was wrong with Stark and Potts' little pet.

Little Pepper raised a very cute and humane "Snow Weasel", but the little guy shrank into a ball and shivered after seeing Little Black Meow.After seeing this so-called "snow weasel" again, the little black cat knew the day of the alien war, and it was not an illusion that she felt something watching her.

This snow-white thing with a pair of very beautiful small blue eyes, strictly speaking, looks closer to a raccoon, is actually a Feifei.This name is not very common, but in fact they are a very common little auspicious, raising them can relieve sorrow.Not only is it harmless to people, but it also brings good luck and a good mood to people.

However, this Felipe is still a small one that cannot be grown up, and a cat like Kitty can swallow seven or eight in one go without panting.Of course, Kitty is not so fast and cold, nor is she so hungry.So she just played with Xiao Feifei for a while and then gave up. She would be embarrassed if something went wrong with her.And more importantly, Tony is out of anxiety and bravado.

Quietly discussed with Little Pepper what to do, and even colluded with Jarvis, who said in the little girl's mouth, "has begun to brew his own soul", and one person, one meow, and one AI just carried their boss behind their backs. /Little partner/Designer, prepare to sneak a "black" Tony.

The little girl ran to the basement to see Iron Man, who hadn't closed her eyes for three or four days. The thick dark circles under her eyes were almost the same color as the T-shirt he was wearing.The bloodshot eyes looked a bit scary, but Kitty could smell his soul began to change, how should I put it... The chocolate content in the chocolate brownie is too thick, so it's a bit bitter...

"Tony~!" Xiao Hei Miao jumped over, sat there as obediently as he could, looking at the irritable Iron Man who almost exploded at one point.

"What's wrong?" Tony frowned and controlled his temper. A few days ago, Jarvis just confirmed that he had the so-called PTSD, but he didn't want to go to treatment.

"Meow~~~~~" After a long meow, Tony, who was hypnotized by the little black meow and fell asleep in minutes, fell on the seat that Jarvis had prepared in advance, which was similar to a reclining chair.

"Well, I really feel a little sorry for him..." Little Pepper came down holding his little Feifei, with a guilty expression on his face.

"If his soul bears too much weight, it will be crushed," Xiao Heimiao wagged his tail, "and if he continues like this, it will get worse...I don't think it's good."

It will get worse. It means that Tony will habitually carry all the burdens on his back alone, and slowly accumulate like this. Sooner or later, his soul will collapse.This is the reason why many human beings worry about dying from overweight.

So after comforting the little pepper a little, the little black cat started to prepare for action.

It is true that the little black cat can devour souls, and her most important food is all kinds of souls.But if the control is good, cats can actually swallow emotions.Because there is always a trace of soul in human emotions, just like desserts after a meal, although they can't fill the stomach, they are still delicious and popular.But Little Kitty rarely has such an experience, so before that, she went to the intensive care unit of the hospital and ate the despair and pain of many patients. The taste is a bit strong, but it is perfect as a snack.

There is a lot of nonsense.The little black cat lightly jumped onto the handrail, then closed its eyes, and its little tail swiped across Tony's temple, bringing up a string of small blue light circles like bubbles, and opened its mouth to whine I ate it~ I even burped...

"Okay?" Little Pepper thought it was too simple and unrealistic.

"Hmm~!" Little Black Meow wagged his tail in a good mood, then stretched out his head and drank two sips of water from the cup handed over by the little clumsy hand, "It's not troublesome at all, but if you tell Tony, you will definitely be rejected. "

"You're right." Little Pepper said that having such a boss and lover is really exhausting.

"Steve is back~~! I'm leaving and waving~!" The little guy shook his little paw, and then ran to find Steve.

Steve came back with a thoughtful expression on his face. He reached out to hug the little guy who jumped over and touched him, then sat on the sofa.

"Kitty, someone posted a recording on the Internet in the early hours of this morning." Steve scratched Xiao Heimiao's chin, and couldn't help smiling when he saw the little girl purring happily. "The content of the recording is Fury and the Congressman's spat over the nukes being fired during the battle and Fury's warning to Stark afterward."

"...so what, meow?" The super-comfortable little guy fell into Captain America's arms with a slap, and licked his face on his back.

"This recording is still very controversial, but it relieves us a lot of burden... Do you know what's going on?" Steve asked tentatively.

"I know~" The little girl turned her head to the side and asked Steve to scratch her little cheek, "Let me tell you, Steve~ I know a very powerful little flower demon, and I asked her to help." The guy was super heartless and immediately confessed himself.

"...why?" Steve thought he might be stupid after asking the question.

"Because there are a lot of people saying bad things about you~!" The little girl said confidently, "I hate them~ My shit shoveler is obviously the best in the universe~!"

"..." Steve rubbed the little girl's round and soft body, "Even if you praise me so much, I won't give you more dried fish."

"Yeah? I'm telling the truth~ Steve is the best~!" Xiao Hei Miao suddenly turned into a little girl lying in Steve's arms, her smiling face was more contagious than when she was a cat, "I like Steve the most~!"

Unexpectedly, the little guy would turn into a human form all of a sudden. Before Steve could react, the little girl hugged his neck.The familiar aroma of the bath liquid mixed with the milk aroma of the little milk meow, coupled with the soft touch of the little girl, is simply the strongest drug. At least for Steve Rogers, he is a little confused and doesn't know what to do. alright.

"So Steve also likes me the most, right?" The little girl smiled and nodded to Steve, as if she was still a small cat the size of a palm, rubbing against the poop officer's face.

"..."

It's over... Steve thought a little dizzily, he didn't know what he was doing, but as a very competent cat slave, he responded to his little black cat immediately.

"Ah, I like Kitty the most too."

The author has something to say: Is it sweet or not~ I'm giving out sugar, catch it~!

Although little black meow is not enlightened at all~!

Yay~ I'm so happy that my collection has broken through [-]~!

In the afternoon, I'm going to watch a movie and have dinner with my friends~ Meme~!