[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

"Hydra doesn't like leakers." Sitwell sat in the back seat of the car and fell into a kind of honey panic, as if the person who talked so eloquently before was not him.

"Then you gag yourself." Glancing at Sitwell from the rearview mirror, Sam obviously had no patience for this man.

"The insight plan will start sixteen hours later, and our time is a bit tight." Natasha poked her head forward, and the three people in the back seat were obviously a bit too crowded, especially there was a very healthy (occupied) strong (to) Barnes.

"I know, we use him to bypass the DNA scan and go directly to the helicopter carrier." Steve calmly smoothed Heimiao's hair, and the little guy also adhered to his usual shameless "three ones" style—one It will fall when you touch it, rub it when you touch it, and bark when it stops.

"What?! Are you crazy?! That's a very, very, very bad idea!" Sitwell and everyone else, emphasizing how bad the idea was, heard something fall on the roof of the car.

Immediately after there was a crisp sound of glass, a hand stretched in, trying to lift the person by the window away with great strength.To be honest, if the person sitting next to the window was Sitwell, he might have succeeded.However, it's a pity that as Jasper Dwarf Slim Bamboo Pole Sitwell, he sits pitifully huddled in the middle of the back seat with no room for his feet.And the one who got caught was James. Unicorn arm, are you afraid? Iron arm is heavy. You just can't lift it. Barnes, come on, let's lift the one on the roof twice, three times and four times... A certain humanoid weapon that hadn't been lifted was touched silently.

"Tsk, let me take care of it." Barnes said as simple as "I drink saliva", he stretched out his hand and pulled back, and the person on the roof fell down without standing still.

"Kitty, you and Sean hide by yourself, try not to be seen by Hydra." Steve opened the car door after he finished speaking.

"Wait, wait, this is a car I really like." Sam rolled his eyes, and then made a beautiful drift in minutes to avoid the rear-end car, and by the way, two people who were ready Tossed down.

Sitwell, who was completely unprepared, also hit the door frame directly... Without the buffer of hair, it must feel even more sour.

"Sam Sam, we have to go down too." Heimiao glanced outside and found that there was a humanoid weapon coming from the opposite direction.

"This feeling is really amazing." Bai Miao chuckled, swung her tail without saying a word, and fainted Sitwell, who was already quite dizzy, and then the two cats became two people.

"Wait, you call this awesome?!" Sam glanced in the rearview mirror and was petrified. "I just accepted that cats can talk, and now I'm turning into a human again?!"

"You have to get used to it." Kitty didn't wear a skirt this time. After all, if she was going to fight, she would definitely be affected (sweet), affected (heart), not good (nagging), so she wore a simple T The little black cat in the shirt and shorts and the little white cat that is almost the same style but also wearing a windbreaker popped out like two bullets.

Without the big killer of Winter Soldier, Hydra also feels that he is very hahaha... However, as not the only soldier, the reason why Winter Soldier is used the most is because he is the most stable to some extent. At least he won't kill his own people by fighting... But as the chief male model of Hydra (not), the Winter Soldier's status is not unshakable, but it is still very important.

So it is not impossible for them to encounter two big killers in human form again. Something unexpected (wait a minute).

The two little cats, who don't know how to eat the soul directly from the body of a living person, took a lot of effort to kill another humanoid weapon, only to find that the people below were surrounded by people from S.H.I.E.L.D. Sean was about to jump but was stopped by Kitty.

"Hide and follow, I feel a familiar smell." Kitty saw the helicopter in the sky, the two cats looked at each other, then jumped off the overpass, turned into a cat in the hiding place, and quickly hid.

"That's why I don't like humans." Sean and Kitty huddled together, hiding in the bushes next to them, and couldn't see them unless they deliberately opened them.

"How rare..." Kitty rolled her eyes.

The moment the car started, the two silent little groups hid under the chassis of the car with everyone in it.

"Steve, Steve, we're under the car." Little Black Meow's clear voice suddenly sounded in Steve's mind, and he almost cried out so clearly.

"Be careful yourself." Steve ordered silently.

Then after a while, there was a little movement in the car, and the two cats looked at each other.

"Kitty, get out of the middle, we're going down." Steve's voice came.

"Okay." The two cats hopped under the driver's seat and the co-pilot, and then saw a terribly hot thing quickly cut a hole in the bottom of the car, and the ground surface was also scratched, just in time for the turn A bit blocked, five people in a row jumped into the hole, and the two cats quickly followed.

After walking underground for a while, I climbed up to a small manhole cover where another car was waiting.

"Do you know why I don't like women?" Bai Miao muttered in a low voice as he approached Hei Miao.

"Do you know that I can teach you how to be a human right now?" Hei Miao, who has a complete demon core and has one more tail than Bai Miao, can't finish abusing Bai Miao, but it is still possible to teach you how to be a human being.

Sean, the white cat who can bend and stretch, shut up immediately, and ran to the arms of his own shit shovel officer for comfort.

After driving for a while, the car came to a dam, and several people walked in under the leadership of Hill.An agent came up to meet him.

"They're going to want to meet him," Hill said.

Pulling back the plastic curtain, Fury, who was lying on the hospital bed, looked terribly fragile, but he was still alive after all.Steve and Natasha couldn't believe their eyes. Even Steve subconsciously looked at Kitty, who had saved Coulson, and the little cat immediately raised its seven tails to show its innocence.

"It's finally here." Fury said weakly, and then motioned for everyone to come in and sit down.

"Spine injury, broken sternum, shattered collarbone, perforated liver... plus a terrible headache." Fury hardly even bothered to open his eyes.

"Don't forget the collapsed lung." The agent who followed reminded.

"Yes, you can't forget this..." Fury moved his head, "Other than that, everything is fine."

"But they opened you up, and your heart stopped." Natasha was on the verge of getting angry or not.

"Tetrodotoxin B, which can lower the pulse rate to less than 1 minute, was invented by Banner to control stress. It didn't do much for him, but we found a new use for it."

"Why keep it so secret? Why didn't you tell us?" Steve was very upset. If it wasn't for the fact that Fury was still lying on the hospital bed and couldn't get up, he would have wanted to punch him.

"In order to make the person who murdered the director think that the assassination was successful." Hill took the conversation.

"Dead people can't die again." Fury added, "Besides, I don't know who else to trust."

The two cats didn't really want to hear this group of people reminiscing about the old days, so they ran to the side to lick each other's fur, chased each other to play, and rolled into a ball from time to time.It wasn't until the shit-shoveling officers of the two cats took them away that they realized that there seemed to be some kind of weird consensus—we say weird because the awkward atmosphere of the current scene was spreading.

"We're not going to save anything." Steve retorted firmly while touching Kitty, "We're not only going to destroy the aircraft carrier, Nick, we're also going to hit S.H.I.E.L.D."

"SHIELD has nothing to do with this matter!" Fury seemed very excited.

"You gave me the task, and it turned out like this." Steve angrily stretched out a finger and nodded on the table, "SHIELD was infiltrated by Hydra, you said it yourself. Hydra The snake is right under your nose, and no one sees it."

"Why did we meet in this cave, because I found out." Fury retorted a little weakly.

"How many people paid with their lives before you found out?" Steve asked rhetorically.

"...About Barnes, I really don't know...and he is here now." Barnes, who was lying on the roll call, looked innocently at everyone who looked at him, and shrugged.

"Even if you knew, would you tell me? Or continue with your so-called duties?" Steve calmed down, "And he was rescued has nothing to do with you."

"..."

"S.H.I.E.L.D., Hydra, none of them can stay."

"...He's right." Hill looked at Fury, who was very at a loss, and agreed with the captain's words.

Fury looked at Natasha, and the Black Widow leaned gently on the back of the seat without saying anything, her expression had clarified her position.Then Fury shifted his gaze to Sam who joined later.

"Don't look at me, I'll do what he does, just a bit slower." Sam shrugged.

Look to Barnes.

"Me? I don't know anything." Barnes smiled. "I only do what Steve thinks is right."

"...Okay." Fury sighed, leaned on the backrest, and looked at Steve, "It seems that it's up to you to give the order now, Captain."

The author has something to say: Stupid is a person who doesn't play games (3 minutes of heat can't come to the game)...

Then I suddenly started playing Touken Ranbu from yesterday (it was also recommended by my friend) and I am also very addicted... I can't stop my brain hole [laugh cry]...

Speaking of which, I have always wanted to draw out the first issue of my brother or grandpa... As a result, the liver came out today Ishimaru Kiri, Candlestick Kiri, E Xue-ge, Izumi Mori Kanesada, Yamabuku Kunihiro, Yakiri Hasebe, Toda Kan Masakuni, Taro Jiro Two brothers... There are a bunch of others, some are missing, there is no grandpa, oh, oh, not happy.