[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

What is the happiest thing in the world?

Probably after opening your eyes, the world is still there and you are by your side.

For the first time, Steve experienced this kind of happiness that was different to him but very soft.

In the morning, sunlight jumped in from the window with the curtains not drawn up. Captain America, whose biological clock was disturbed for the first time after the seabed thawed, frowned and opened his eyes. There was a trace of golden warmth reflected in the emerald green eyes .You can feel the petite girl in your arms without any movement, and the warmth of the direct contact between the skin and the skin makes the heart of this man who can break the steel bar without changing his expression and heartbeat almost turn into a puddle of water.

"Good morning, my little girl." Steve gently kissed the sleeping little girl on the forehead.

Captain America, who was reluctant to get up and disturb the little girl's sleep, just hugged his good girl like every man who fell in love and smiled smirkingly at his lover's sleeping face, always feeling that he could see forever.

"... Humph..." After an unknown amount of time, the little girl groaned, opened her right eye a little, and then rubbed against Steve's arms, her whole body exuding "I'm very uncomfortable~ I want to kiss you!" Only a kiss and a hug~" breath.

"Hehe..." Steve laughed and his chest was trembling slightly. He reached out and pulled the little girl's head out of his arms, and then gave a deep morning kiss, "I'm sorry, I messed up last night. I hurt you."

"Hmph..." The little girl whimpered and didn't want to get up, and then felt a very energetic part of Steve licking her belly.Disgusted, he pushed his shit shovel away, then rolled on the spot and pulled the quilt over, rolled himself into a small roll, and finally buried his head in it... Well, the cat roll is complete.

"Kitty..." Steve felt a little miserable being completely exposed.

"Don't..." Kitty actually didn't feel uncomfortable, but just felt a little tired and didn't want to talk to him.

Unlike humans, Kitty is a cat demon after all, so she is very adaptable to love affairs.In addition, Steve did his best to be as gentle as possible, so strictly speaking, the little black cat was very happy.And meow's estrus period is not something that can be solved with a single slap. As the first time a monster race meets the estrus period, most of them will last for three days to a week or even longer.

"Kitty..." Steve pressed over from behind, his big hands involuntarily slipped in through the gaps in the quilt that were not pressed properly, when the little girl wanted to protest and stretched out her head, the whole person turned over and gave it. The little girl who resisted gave a kiss that was so sweet that it overflowed.

So this morning, Steve missed his morning workout.

After all, Kitty still had work to do, so Steve could only end his very delicious "breakfast" very much. Kitty was carried into the bathroom by Steve. Of course, the two of them who were both very "in shape" took a full bath for more than an hour before letting go of the pitiful little bathroom.

The little girl wrapped in a bath towel let Steve blow her hair, and pink and tender little strawberries were distributed on her fair neck, chest, shoulders and even her arms.The little girl pouted, stretched out her hand to touch the marks on her body, and her skin quickly returned to its previous smoothness and fairness.

"Looks like we're going to hurry up." Steve glanced at the time and put away the hair dryer with a smile.

"Who is to blame~!" The little girl snorted at Steve, and when she tore off the bath towel, a skirt that was not much different from yesterday appeared on her body. The biggest difference was probably that her hair was all coiled up. There are also more hair accessories.

"...My fault." Steve smiled helplessly, and took all the blame, without mentioning that the girl who hugged him and said "want" was right in front of him.

This time Heimiao didn't come too early, and at least ten monsters looked at her a few more times when she was seated—after all, the smell of being in heat, and the smell of being unconsciously marked by a strong partner are too strong ——It’s just that the little girl herself doesn’t care at all.

"Heh... I enjoyed it very much." The little fox demon brother next to him propped his head up and laughed very wickedly.

"...Enjoy it or not...I just want to go back now..." The little girl yawned and sat lazily on the seat.

"It looks like we'll be done today~!" Brother Fox Demon smiled meaningfully as he saw the black and blue marks on the eyes of the UN representatives who walked in.

"Thank goodness~!" Heimiao looked drowsy.

In fact, the United Nations is more or less aware of its mistakes.

Ordinary people don't know that the high-level governments of various countries are basically secrets passed down from generation to generation.Humans appeared far earlier than spirits. In the earliest days, human ancestors and some low-level spirits cooperated with each other for mutual benefit.But in the background of ancient times, human beings are in an absolute disadvantage, and they can survive only because none of these big bosses are unhappy and kill them.At that time, human beings were full of fear, awe and longing for spirits.

Later, human beings developed, probably in ancient times, more and more spirits had the concept of "turning into human form", the status of human beings gradually improved, and at the same time, various hybrids were born.Most of the spirits are unwilling to communicate with humans more, but the number of humans is increasing, and the territory they occupy is naturally increasing.Many of the more friendly spirits don't mind being with humans, but there are others who absolutely don't want humans to set foot.Contradictions are gradually accumulated in this way.

In modern times, a very large-scale war broke out between humans and spirits.Humans are not considered winners, and the spirits and monsters also suffered heavy losses.The real bosses will not participate in such a war, that is, the "little ones" at the bottom have the energy to fight against human beings.Human beings, who have snatched the main position, have developed the so-called "science" after erasing the existence of ghosts from history.

Nowadays, human beings, as invaders, live in the land that was once spooky.Most of the spirits have inherited memories. After so many years, they have upheld the idea of ​​success and failure, and have not broken up with humans, but there must be discord.

Of course, some leaders don't feel that they should be wronged, but the previous little nightmare walked around the United Nations not just to see the appearance of this group of people, but it still has some effect.

The spirits never take this seriously, but there is not only one voice within the United Nations, there are always some people reminding them of the existence of these histories.Inexplicably feeling unreasonable and confident, the United Nations maintained such a contradictory mentality. In the final vote, it still chose to maintain the status quo.

So what is the significance of this meeting? !

After Kitty returned home angrily, she took out the dried fish to turn her grief into appetite.

"Isn't everyone happy?" Steve smiled and rubbed the little girl's head, "I'll have dinner later, so eat less snacks."

"Oh~!" Hei Miao obediently put down half a can of dried fish in his hand, and stared at Steve, who was good at fried chicken, in a daze.

Looking at it, the little girl who can catch fire without teasing feels that she is not wonderful.She shifted her gaze to the ceiling, but she had other plans in mind.

After Steve and the little girl finished their meal, Captain America was rushed by his little girl before he had time to wash the dishes.Captain America, who couldn't stand the little girl's acting like a baby, ate the navel orange together with the little girl's once-in-a-lifetime gesture.The captain, who was still full of enthusiasm, coaxed and tricked the little girl to come a few more times before he reluctantly expressed his satisfaction. As for his inner thoughts...it's not important.

The author has something to say: ... I don't know why I drove a baby car the whole time I was writing...

I always thought this was weird...

Ok……

Dear friends, please continue to leave a message~ Don't stop~! !

I will continue to consider where it is more appropriate to write the content of these pull lights...

-----------

There are still no four flowers today...