[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Kitty is having a great time playing here, if I have to say something... I should know about Super Mario... The little guy is playing like a Super Mario now, but with slightly more lethality.

There is a reason why Kitty is not in human form. On the one hand, it is because the image of the little girl is too conspicuous, let alone a little girl with an oriental appearance. On the other hand, the human form is indeed not as convenient as the current form—at least for This is the case for the little girl who is more often in control of the cat form.As for why it doesn't get bigger...on the one hand, it's because the little girl thinks that she won't be cute when she gets bigger--it was in a hurry when she met Loki--and, if she gets bigger, the weight will increase accordingly, although it is very Unscientific, but the flexibility will be reduced in this way.

After playing for a while, I found that there were one, two, three, four, five, six... a bug-like alien in the sky... The little guy stared blankly.It's not because the alien Chongchong is too huge, in fact, she can become bigger than the alien Chongchong, but because she is stunned by the tiny soul content in such a huge body...

If you let Kitty make an analogy, the human soul is actually the most delicious, with various flavors.Secondly, there are all kinds of ghosts and ghosts-here refers to the real ghosts and ghosts-although their souls also have different tastes, they are like fried chicken cutlets, which have different tastes but are essentially fried chicken cutlets.In the third place are humanoid outsiders like Loki and Thor. Their taste always has a bit of spicy taste that Xiaomei doesn't like, and they are often powerful and may not be able to beat them.The last one is probably such a low-IQ alien... At the beginning, Kitty described it as "burnt popcorn". It has a weird caramel taste, and after eating it, my throat gets stuck and my stomach feels hard...

Although she was crazily complaining and swiping the screen in her heart... But the little girl still tentatively opened her mouth and ate the soul of a buggy alien... Yeah?Surprisingly not bad...?Little girl, smash it, smash it.This taste is a bit like bad-quality fudge. It tastes too sweet and sticky to the teeth. It's hard to swallow and it also irritates the throat... But it's okay, it's better than the little aliens.

"Steve Steve~~!" The little girl found Steve and jumped down happily.Banner, who had just seen turning into a huge green giant, just punched a worm alien to death with one fist.

"Kitty...what's wrong?" It felt like the little girl was a little too excited... Steve thought silently.

"I can eat all of this bugger alien~!" After Kitty finished speaking, she felt that her rhetoric was wrong, and she emphasized again, "What I mean is that I can eat all the souls of bugger aliens. Eat them all~ but it takes a while to lock the position~!" Otherwise, it would be a big sin to accidentally eat human souls too.

"... Seriously? Justacat" Stark tilted his head, "But, the bug alien?"

"Well, Kitty," Steve flipped his shield up, "Just do it."

"Okay, okay~!" The little girl closed her eyes, and her seven tails wrapped around Steve's body lightly, so that she could fix her position without affecting his activities.Consciousness slowly spread, and a steady stream of aliens appeared in her perception, bypassing the small aliens that were too large, she locked on all the bugs, and then opened her mouth.

Steve took a breath in the gap between destroying the enemy, and then saw the huge alien creature in the sky suddenly fell to the ground as if he had lost power, and he couldn't die anymore.He subconsciously turned his head to look at the little girl on his shoulder. The body was still only the size of a palm, and the weight was so light that it was almost no different from a cup of coffee. The little canine teeth seemed to only want people to reach out and touch Mo, but Steve watched as some orange-yellow dots the size of sesame seeds flew into the small mouth, and then, strangely, Steve I feel that I can really see the disgust that is almost materialized on the little girl's furry face.

"What's wrong?" Steve asked while flying the enemy.

"It's unpalatable...Steve~ I have a human soul again~ What can I eat?" Xiao Hei's cute voice couldn't be seen as a big killer at all.

"Human soul?"

"The kind that's already dead~ If you don't eat it for a while, it will dissipate or be eaten by other things~ Can you eat it or eat it?" The little black meow fried chicken rubbed Steve's neck with no morals , even through the battle suit, you can feel the little girl's acting like a baby.

"...If it's harmless to living people..." Steve hesitated.

"Eating the souls of living people is a bit too exciting for me~ I've never tried it before, I will suffer from indigestion~!" The little girl slammed her mouth, "Ah~ I saw that annoying reindeer~! I'm going to scratch He~!"

"Tamer...be careful." Steve knew he shouldn't but smiled.

"Okay!" Little Kitty's body flew towards Stark's building.

Loki, who had just been blown onto the terrace of the Stark building by an arrow from Hawkeye, was punched by the oncoming Hulk before he could stand still. The evil god, who had never been treated like this before, was very angry.

"Enough!" Loki jumped up from the ground and roared angrily.

Whether it was Hulk, who was about to make another punch, or Kitty, who had just flew up and was about to scratch his paw, they were all held in place by his startled posture.

"You lowly people! I am a god! I tell you!" Loki's angry face was almost deformed, "I will not be given by ants... ah~!"

Before he finished speaking, Loki was grabbed by the completely impatient Hulk, as if he was carrying a little chicken, he swayed left and right on the ground with ease, and little Kitty was taken aback for a while...Suddenly felt This group of human beings is really awesome... Finally, Loki, who was thrown on the ground, smashed a hole in the hard marble floor of Stark's house...

"The weak god..." Hulk snorted disdainfully as he walked.

Loki was lying in the pit with a completely helpless look. The whole person looked very pitiful... So the little girl silently looked at her little paw, then fell to the ground and walked to the side of Loki's face sit down.When the little girl left, there were six more paw prints on Loki's absolutely handsome face, and the little black cat walked away with its little tail upright——hum╭(╯^╰)╮~叫You bully me~!Tell you to bully Coulson~!Tell you to find something~!deserve it!Slightly slightly ~!

The author has something to say: I don’t know why today, but I’ve been busy with nothing important...

Shrimp balls are also very lively today~ I washed my butt and claws~ The cat food I bought earlier to replace the royal family has also arrived~ I ate a little and liked it~