On How the Goddess Was Broken

"Riccardo!"

As soon as the phone was connected, there was a heart-piercing scream from the other end, which made the Son of God tremble all over, let alone a sleepy one, almost lost his soul.

After taking off the phone and carefully looking at the name displayed on the screen, Kaka breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it is not a strange creature...

"Cris, what happened, if you can't give a good explanation..." Kaka couldn't help but grind her teeth secretly.

He was answered with a series of weird "beeps".

The soul that was finally caught almost flew out again. Kaka's body was covered in goosebumps, and her scalp exploded. In an instant, countless images popped up in her mind. The little girl on the old boat was holding a doll and looking for her mother everywhere. The female ghost in red dripping with water in the bathroom, the female ghost in white who is looking for her head everywhere in the wilderness... Kaka's heart was in her throat, and she held her breath and looked at the screen carefully again, wanting to Determine if you have encountered any strange creatures.

"Cris? Is that you?"

The sound of "beep, beep, beep" is still coming out of the phone, which is creepy.

Just when the poor Son of God couldn't hold back and was about to smash the phone, a relatively normal voice finally came from inside, "It's me, Kaka, your poor friend needs your help." The erratic voice added From time to time, the weird "嘿嘿嘤" sounds like a rhythm that scares me to death every minute.

Kaka gritted his teeth bitterly, "Cristiano Ronaldo! It's twelve midnight, I beg you to let your poor friend go, okay, I think I need to go to the cardiology department tomorrow!"

#Every day I want to break up with this idiot how to break it#

#心很痛，Just let the boat of friendship roll freely#

There was a moment of silence on the phone, and the voice of the Real Madrid superstar finally returned to normal, "Scared you? I'm sorry..."

Feeling that his voice was a little low, the kind Brazilian finally let him go, took a deep breath, and asked wearily: "What's wrong with you? What happened?"

Chris sniffed and slowly talked about the stupid things he did.

"You mean, there is a hot girl who wants to ask you out 419, and she secretly slipped you a little note, and somehow it happened to be stuck in your pocket inside the ticket, and you just happened to put that ticket Gave it to Kathy, together with that blatant little note?" Kaka was speechless, and didn't know what to say, why didn't he realize that his good friend was so stupid before!

Chris was really about to cry, "She returned the ball ticket to me, and her attitude towards me suddenly changed. She must have found that little note and misunderstood me!"

Under normal circumstances, Catherine would not intentionally embarrass people in person, but her overly polite and alienated attitude is still very obvious, even more alienated and indifferent than the first time they met. At that time, Chris thought she was just too shy, but it turned out...

Chris was so stupid that he was crying, what the hell was shy, people clearly despised him and disliked him, and they didn't want to have anything to do with him, a "slutty" playboy, wishing they had never known him before!

Kaka is also tired, "Now what you should do is not to scare your poor friend in the middle of the night, but to explain clearly to Kathy and apologize sincerely. Kathy is a good and understanding girl. As long as you explain clearly, she will understand. of."

"But the point now is that I can't explain it at all!" Chris scratched his hair that had been made into a bird's nest in distress, "It's easy to explain that I didn't mean to offend her with that little note, and that phone number wasn't me at all. Yes, the handwriting is not mine. This is easy to confirm. But the problem is, since it appeared on me, if the little note was not written by me, it can only be written by someone else. First of all, Kathy will definitely think that my private life is very messy, so she will have a bad impression of me!"

"In fact, this is also the truth, isn't it?" Kaka made up the knife silently without kindness.

Chris became annoyed, "Ricardo!"

"Okay, my friend, in fact, those things about you in the past have been everywhere in the newspapers and the Internet. Even though Kathy doesn't pay much attention to football, she doesn't live in a remote mountain or a deserted island. I think she must have heard of it a long time ago. It is useless for you to deliberately conceal it now. On the contrary, it may make Kathy have a worse impression of you. Maybe she will think you are a person who dares to do nothing. Dare to be a coward, a shameless liar with bad character..."

"Once it really rises to the issue of character, you may really have no chance again. A good girl will never accept a man with problematic character... So I suggest that you directly She explained clearly that there is no need to deliberately bring up those things in the past, but you must never deliberately conceal them, treat them frankly, and then express your determination with practical actions."

Chris thought about it, and decided to accept Kaka's suggestion, but a new problem came again...

"I don't have Kathy's phone number..." The Real Madrid superstar silently covered his face, feeling hopeless.

How narcissistic and stupid is he to mistakenly think that the goddess also fell in love with him at first sight and even offered to give him his number!

"..." Kaka was completely powerless to complain, and just sighed heavily, "I will call Kathy tomorrow, and if she is willing to give you the number, I will tell you then."

"Wait! Why do you have her number? Dear Ricardo, have you forgotten that you are already a man with a wife and a son!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo! Shut up!" Kaka endured and endured, and was finally made irritable by this idiot. He cut off the phone without hesitation and fell asleep with his head covered.

But after waking up the next day, the kind-hearted man made a special call to Catherine because of his stupid friend who was getting more and more annoying.

Catherine was quite surprised to receive this call, especially after hearing what he said, she was a little confused. She didn't understand what the flirtatious playboy wanted her for, but she didn't make things difficult for this person she liked very much. The man readily agreed to his request.

Anyway, if that playboy did something that made her unhappy, he would be kicked into the blacklist.

A few minutes after Kaka hung up the phone, an unfamiliar number called in. Catherine knew that this should be the Real Madrid superstar.

"Hello, Ronaldo?"

Damn Ronaldo!

Chris was heartbroken, "Kathy, it's me, I have something to explain to you... Uh, about that little note in the ticket, I didn't write it, I definitely didn't mean to offend you, I swear……"

Chris seemed a little excited and incoherent, but he still explained what happened clearly.

Catherine was also a little speechless after listening, feeling a little funny and a little embarrassing, but the little anger that was originally offended has dissipated.

Facts have proved that our sensitive and delicate Mr. Ricardo is still very annoying. Catherine will be angry just because she misunderstood that Chris gave her the little note. His frivolous teasing made her feel offended. That made her feel very ashamed and angry, so she developed a strong repulsion towards Chris.

And now that the misunderstanding is clearly explained, Catherine naturally calmed down, and even felt a little sorry for her misunderstanding of him and the resulting disgust. As for whether this little note was written to Chris by another woman Yes, as a "familiar stranger", Catherine actually doesn't care at all, let alone get angry because of it.

"Ronaldo, I accept your apology. At the same time, I think I need to apologize to you. I misunderstood you, and even secretly scolded you in my heart..." Mentioning this, Catherine blushed a little embarrassedly, and her fingers unconsciously Draw circles on the table, "I'm really sorry, I hope you can forgive me."

The soft, nasal voice made Chris feel numb all over, as if electrified, it was so refreshing.

"Oh, so you still scolded me secretly in your heart? I'm very sad."

The man's voice was very low and melancholy, which immediately made Princess Catherine feel more guilty, "I..."

"So as an apology, would Kathy buy me a big meal to celebrate when I win the game later?"