On How the Goddess Was Broken

"Honey, hit me. [Please search //ia/u/// for quick update]"

"Wat?" Catherine was a little confused, begging for "domestic violence" on the wedding night?What kind of obsession is this!

Chris half-kneeled in front of her, with a strange and erratic expression.

"All of this is really wonderful, it feels like I'm dreaming... my dear, hit me to see if it hurts, whether it's a dream... Forget it, don't want it, even if it's really a dream , I would rather not wake up for the rest of my life, just let me be addicted to this beautiful dream forever... Aww!"

"Does it hurt?" Her Royal Highness raised her eyebrows with a half-smile.

Chris covered his cheek with aggrieved expression, "It hurts..."

"It's good to know it hurts, so don't act stupid anymore, help me take off the wedding dress quickly." Catherine said angrily.

Although she has already changed into a relatively simple wedding dress for the convenience of movement, it is obviously still very complicated and not as comfortable as ordinary clothes. After a whole day, she is really tired. Fortunately, the baby in her stomach is very well-behaved. Didn't bother her, otherwise she might not be able to hold on.

"But my dear, don't be so cruel. I'm your husband. How could you be so cruel to me? Your face is almost swollen..." Muttering and complaining like a little daughter-in-law, but her hands The movements on the table are very nimble, for fear that my newly appointed dear wife might feel a little uncomfortable.

Catherine gave him a blank look with a funny face, "You didn't ask for it? I couldn't bear to beat you, so I had to pinch you. Anyway, you don't rely on your face for food, so it's swollen."

Anyway, you don't rely on your appearance... Anyway, you don't rely on your appearance...

The Real Madrid superstar, who has always been very coquettish and narcissistic, suddenly felt that he had been shot in the knee with an arrow, and his little heart was shot into a sieve.

"Honey, am I really ugly..." I remembered that since the two of them fell in love, some people have been talking about their looks, and some even complained that he and Catherine looked like beautiful women standing together With The Beast, Chris felt overwhelmed.

Her Royal Highness raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "It's not ugly, not ugly at all, I like it very much." Saying that, she gave him a sweet kiss.

"Really?"

"Of course, my husband is the best!"

Nothing makes a man more excited and proud than a compliment from a beloved woman, especially this soft and sweet "husband", which makes Chris's bones crumble, and he can't wait to give the best of everything in the world to him. Bring it all in front of her, take it, take it, take it all!

He understood why so many men throughout the ages loved beauties and didn't love Jiangshan. Just because of this "husband", he really gave her his own life without hesitation, it's worth it!

"Honey, call again, dear, I want to hear."

Catherine blushed slightly, put her arms around his neck, and whispered a little shyly, "Husband, husband, husband..."

The adrenaline soared in an instant, and Chris, who was inexplicably excited, immediately hugged her flat on the bed with a princess, and immediately rushed forward impatiently, kissing that sweet little mouth fiercely.

The wedding night is definitely one of the most important, memorable and happiest days in everyone's life. As the saying goes, a moment of spring night is worth a thousand dollars. If you don't hurry up and do something on such a day, it would be a beast!I would rather be a beast than a beast!

Considering the baby in Catherine's womb, although Chris was very excited, he still tried his best to restrain himself and try his best to be gentle, for fear of hurting the baby if he moved too much. Although it was not as intense and hot as before, the sensory stimulation was not so strong, but Compared with the past, it is more lingering and sentimental, every small movement, every inch of heat, every gasp... everything is conveyed incomparably clearly, even more embarrassing than the intense joy.

The too clear touch made Catherine a little flustered and at a loss, and she couldn't help but blushed with inexplicable shame. When she met his scorching gaze full of strange smiles, she suddenly felt that her whole body was numb as if she had been electrocuted, and her face burned even more. Panicked, she simply hooked his neck and buried her face in, not daring to look into his eyes anymore.

Chris couldn't help but sneered, "Honey, are you comfortable?"

A panting voice with obvious lust rang in my ears, damn sexy!

Catherine didn't answer, but Chris could already feel her mood at the moment from the changes in her body, a smug smile appeared on her face, her movements became more and more lingering, and she still said some embarrassing words from time to time. Catherine kept biting and scratching him, and the instinctive reaction of her body made her feel ashamed and embarrassed and wanted to dig a hole in the ground!

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The next day, mainstream media around the world focused on the wedding of the century. Everyone expressed their sincere wishes to the most favored princess of the British royal family and the newly appointed "son-in-law". However, the groom and a certain What made His Royal Highness feel depressed was that the ugly photos of the two of them weeping bitterly at the wedding did not escape, and they were all exposed without reservation!

Netizens laughed without shame, and quickly right-clicked to save it, and smashed it, our family's heirloom is here!

The most important thing is that these guys just laugh when they laugh, but they are so cheap that they go to Chris and Prince Harry’s twitter to moles them, especially Prince Harry, that is the hardest hit area, anyway, the groom is crying. My eyes are a little bit blurry, but the days of great joy are justifiable, but he, the elder brother, is really crying!It's not just hot eyes, it's just too horrible to look at!

Prince Harry, who was still giving up on himself and thinking that he was not the only one who was unlucky, was not happy now, so he secretly reposted Chris's ugly photo and said, "There is one more gift for the little princess, no need to thank me."

Everyone thought that the "little princess" in his words referred to Catherine. Although it felt a little strange to say this, they didn't think too much about it. The Real Madrid superstar blows them all up with a single thunderstorm...

As a silly dad, how could Chris allow his tall and mighty (?) image to be damaged in the slightest in front of his baby?In his opinion, that guy is simply challenging the dignity of a silly father!I can't bear it!

So the silly father forwarded the ugly photo of Prince Harry angrily, "I have saved it, and I will show it to my baby every day from today. Help my baby get to know your second uncle in advance, and you don't have to thank me!" Come on!Let's hurt each other!I can't cure you bastard!

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Prince Harry = second uncle?

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The people who eat melons are all shocked!

Immediately afterwards, both Chris and Catherine's Twitters exploded.

"My dear..." A certain Real Madrid superstar who knew that he had committed a fool again and got into trouble was completely dumbfounded, and timidly glanced at his wife, just like a little daughter-in-law.

Catherine was speechless. She gritted her teeth and said, "How old are you two? You can play this kind of childish game!"

"My dear, I was wrong." Regardless of the facts, the wife should admit her mistake as soon as she gets angry!

Sure enough, Catherine's expression softened, she gave him a look of resentment, and sighed deeply, "Forget it, since I missed it, let's make it public, anyway, we are married now."

Someone who was downcast just a second ago immediately cheered up with a flushed face as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and the public can finally be public!The past few months have really suffocated him!

God knows how cruel it is for a silly father not to be able to show off his baby!

Seeing him excitedly clapping his phone, Catherine couldn't help but wonder, was it really just an accident to say that he was so stupid?

Thinking of some scheming and big things that her husband has done a few times before, such as marriage proposals... Catherine felt that she really had reason to doubt, although most of the time he was stupid and childish, but occasionally he was very magical and his IQ exploded Let me show it, it is simply a mysterious IQ...

——That's right, my little angel has arrived, and I'm going to be a dad soon! ! ! (*￣︶￣*)

Such a simple tweet instantly caused a sensation in the entire football and entertainment circles, and quickly spread to the whole world.

The media were all beating their chests and feeling annoyed. Fortunately, after following them for so long, they didn't find any clues. They thought it was because they were overthinking, but I didn't expect... This was hidden too well, so I don't want to bully people like this of!Let's have a good meal!

Apart from anything else, the major media in the UK immediately took the idea of ​​getting the moon first, and quickly carried the short guns to Catherine's villa, and even the palace was not spared. However, what they didn't know was that, It's too late, and at this time, the two protagonists have already boarded the plane and headed straight for Madrid...

As an artist, Catherine is probably the most incompetent, not to say that she is not professional, on the contrary, her professionalism is no worse than anyone else when filming, making her dive in winter and wear three layers of coats in summer There's nothing wrong with that, but you hardly ever see her except in filming.

Except for the occasional necessary promotion of film and television works with the crew, she never appeared on any programs, did not shoot magazines, and did not shoot commercials... Of course, except for some public service advertisements.

As she herself said, she entered the entertainment industry only because she likes acting and wants to be an actress, but in fact she doesn't have a strong career ambition.

As Catherine's agent, although Tony used to feel very sorry for the dollars and euros that flowed through his fingers in vain, but fortunately her acting career has developed very well, and she is about to reach the top. A legend and benchmark of this era is not impossible!

However, at this stall, she was pregnant!

This made Tony extremely depressed, especially when she saw that she, who has always been dedicated to her work, turned down "Twilight" and resigned firmly despite the crew's persuasion, Tony felt that his eyes were dark and he almost fainted.

Obviously, the crew has already said it, and they understand her inconvenience, they can wait until she gives birth before filming!But she still refused!

Seeing that Oscar is only one step away, has she already decided to take a break?

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