[Onmyoji] I don't want to be dog food

Despite driving away his so-called harem beauties, Shuten-douji and I, there is still no progress.

He likes to drink, so I drink with him, he likes to chatter about trivial matters, so I listen carefully, he likes to hug me in front of all the monsters, and I just lie in his arms obediently.

I don't know if Shuten-douji really likes me.He didn't say it directly, and he wasn't cold, but I thought it was always weird. Is there something wrong with it?

When passing by the main hall, I saw Shuten Doji, who was about to go out with a ghost gourd on his back.I stopped him and told him that I was going out for a while, and wanted to catch up with Qing Ji and the others.

He allowed it, and sent a bodyguard with me.

The guard is a brown bear demon with a huge body, and it may take three or four people to surround it.I thought the brown bear demon was too intrusive, so Shuten-douji found a tomb robber for me.

The tomb robber doesn't talk much, and she is quite honest when she follows her. Occasionally, she disappears without a trace, and she has no sense of existence, so I just pretend that she doesn't exist.

The autumn harvest season has arrived, the autumn wind is blowing slowly, and the leaves on the road are dyed red, which matches my clothes quite well.

Autumn is approaching, but I don't know where the autumn thoughts will fall.Father's farmland must be very busy, he must be hiring farmers, right?Is mother still in good health?The autumn wind is bleak, and it is easy to catch the wind and cold. I really want to make a new dress for my mother.

I obviously miss my family so much, but I still have to give up on them.None of them are mine so far, and that impostor out of nowhere is enjoying everything I should have.

Perhaps because of the counterfeit, Ibaraki-sama has not appeared until now!I also asked some little monsters to inquire about Ibaraki, but they all said that Ibaraki was not at my house.

"Hiss... where have you been recently? Have a new target?"

When I was fascinated by my thoughts, someone seemed to be holding my shoulders. I turned my head and saw that it was Qing Ji.Weeds are growing all around, and there is a cave next to it.

Before I knew it, I had reached Qing Ji and the others' residence.

"Recently I hooked up with a Lord Ghost King, you should know him." I said honestly.

"You are so courageous, I don't have such courage as you." The bride appeared from nowhere, holding a bunch of branches and leaves and putting them down on the ground.

They may be going out to look for food. After all, it is late autumn and winter is coming soon. Snakes and spiders will not go out when it is cold and snowy.

"Unexpectedly, I went to hook up with that Shuten-douji who eats virgins, looking for excitement, and I don't bring such things." The bone girl followed, holding a bone sword in her hand all the time.

I spread my hands: "It's okay, anyway... I shouldn't die."

The bone girl persuaded: "Then you should be more careful, after all Shuten-douji is also moody."

Don't be afraid, at worst, if you die again, you may be able to reincarnate again, it's just that you are afraid of pain.I also have a thorough understanding of Shuten-douji's character, and he is not like the one in the legend.

At least, after I came, he didn't look for other women.

"The concubine is more curious about the smell of Shuten-douji, is it different from other men?" The bride asked, biting her finger.

"This..." I couldn't speak anymore, what the bride of the network said was ambiguous, and I couldn't answer.

"Could it be that you haven't tasted it yet?" She continued to ask.

Yep, haven't tried it yet.

I don't dare to act too recklessly for the time being, and I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.At most, it would be to kiss Shuten-douji's lips lightly, but I haven't tried anything else.

Because I always feel that he doesn't like me enough, and he may even be in a playful state.

I expressed my troubles: "I've used everything you taught, but it's not enough when I put it into practice. Shuten-sama said he likes weak women, so how can I act weaker?"

The bride suddenly laughed: "Hahaha!! Are you really serious with Shuten Doji? You are so naive, and you don't know how cunning that guy is."

Although I don't understand the meaning of her smile, I still insist on my own thinking: "Isn't that better? It's idle anyway, and I won't get stuck."

Qing Ji also came over and interjected: "Hiss... hiss...he is a cancer, why did he get on him? Ignorant little girl."

Who is the cancer is still uncertain, even if they are friends, they are too concerned.I will definitely grasp the scale well, I was cheated once, will there be a next time?I don't believe in this evil anymore.

"Tell me, don't say other useless words." I sighed, tired, and sat down on the spot.

The bride, Kiyohime, and bone girl also sat down and formed a circle. Although everyone agreed with my hooking up with Shuten-douji, they finally chose to share their experiences calmly.

"Well, since that's the case, let me tell you a secret. For example, when you see something unknown, act as scared as possible, and then take advantage of the opportunity." Qing Ji spoke first.

It was indeed a good suggestion, and I hastily wrote her words on the ground with a branch, intending to transcribe them later with pen and paper.

"Also, don't let yourself do heavy work. Occasionally, pear blossoms and rain will be pitiful. When you see him, you have to show a shy look. I used to be too tough, so I..." The bone girl wanted to speak again Stop, seems to remember something sad.

It seems that this method is okay, and I recorded it on the ground again.

"For a man like Shuten-douji, don't be too proactive, at least don't use your body to tease him. Just be a distant star, how good it is." The bride is the most experienced among them, and also the most Experienced.

yes!Why didn't I think of it before?The words of the bride on the Internet awakened the dreamer!She spoke so well that she just hit my block.Because I thought every man liked a woman who took the initiative, but obviously Shuten-douji is not that kind.

Maybe, maybe I just ignore Shuten-douji, that's why he might be infatuated with me.After that, he will never be able to touch it or get it. This is the greatest temptation in the world!

I clenched a fist with my left hand and pounded it on the palm of my right hand. I suddenly realized: "I understand, so it's no wonder. So that's how it is..."

What I wrote down just now is not as good as this sentence from the bride!Even if I knew that there was a tomb robber next to me watching my every move, I didn't care.Because I firmly believe that she will never tell, yes, it is the so-called enigmatic self-confidence.

I finally opened my heart and got up immediately, thinking about rushing back, so I could think about the plan.

"Is it really all right? Don't be fooled, after all, the other party is Shuten-douji." The bone girl was still worried about me.

I appreciate their kindness, it's just a matter of decision and cannot be easily changed. I bid them farewell and said, "Don't worry, I won't be fooled. I'll go back first and see you when I have time."

It is not an exaggeration to use "can't wait" to describe my mood at the moment. I really want to go back quickly to see the colorful expressions of Shuten-douji, if it is going to go according to plan.

On the way back, there was no wind or waves, so it was considered safe. I didn’t meet any powerful monsters or onmyojis. The only thing I met was a white-haired child sitting under a tree.

It was a child with long white fluffy hair and two very special horns, but his clothes were scratched in several places, and he seemed to have experienced a big battle.The child was biting a few corpses that smelled like fish in a pool of blood.

I will never forget his face.

I remember that the little Ibaraki that Lord Seimei fished out of the summoning pool for the first time also looked like the child in front of him.At that time, Seimei also named him "Ibaraki" and fed him all the good Bodhidharma, so that Ibaraki quickly grew up into Ibaraki in a short period of time.

So, what is the saying?Heaven pays off!The heartless man who had been searching for so long, unexpectedly found it by accident, and saw Ibaraki showing off with his own eyes in a state of no demon power!

What a reincarnation!

"What are you eating?" I lifted my skirt and walked quickly, stepping on Xiao Ciqiu's face fiercely, making his face close to the pile of corpses, preventing him from eating.

Little Ciqiu rolled his eyeballs, stared at me, and let out a sad and unwilling cry of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"A small paw digs out the soil, as if trying to break free.Now it seems that he only has one hand.I'm afraid that during these days, another arm was chopped off.It's right to be chopped off. I thought that the appearance of counterfeit goods would change all the historical tracks.

"The whole body is dirty, it turns out that you are also in such a mess." I strengthened my feet and pressed Xiao Ciqiu's head deeper, so I really wanted to crush his head right now.

But what a pity to die.If you let him die before you have time to torture him slowly, wouldn't it be a joy for him in vain?

I removed the foot that was on his head, squatted down and grabbed the white hair of Xiao Ciqiu, forcing him to look up at me, and clicked a few times: "It's so pitiful, my arm is broken, don't use it!" Those eyes stared at me."

Xiao Ciqiu still had a gritted teeth expression, shouting "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", his hands and feet were resisting.But his body is too small, and he has no strength to compete with me.Really, I can't even say a word clearly, what exactly did he go through to become like this?Even if the demon power is completely lost, it doesn't mean that the language is completely lost.

However, it's all about being happy.

I let go of Xiao Ciqiu's hair, and flicked him violently, just like he flung me away as a trash back then.Stand up and look down at him: "It doesn't matter if you don't talk, how about I take you back to meet the Shuten-douji you want to see?"

When Shuten-douji was mentioned, Xiaociqiu's eyes sparkled, and finally he whispered to himself: "My best friend... Shuten-douji..."

"That's right, it's your best friend. Do you want to follow? My name is Hongye." I asked.Instead of letting him wander in the wild and be tortured by other monsters, it is better to take him back and let me torture him, so as to relieve the grievances in his heart.

After waiting for a while, little Ciqiu got up from the ground, his body was covered with blood, he looked at me with a pair of big golden pupils, ran over barefoot, and hugged my thigh tightly.

I was startled by Xiaociqiu's move, I stretched out my hand and then retracted it.In the end, she shook her head, broke off his hand, turned her head and turned to follow him or not.

Give up, he's so dirty, I won't pick him up.

The author has something to say:

The ciqiu had its arm cut off and lost all its demonic power, and then turned into a small ciqiu.

The time-traveling woman wanted to change the fate of Ibaraki's hand being chopped off, but it didn't change. Instead, he lost his demon power and wandered around for a while.

After that, as mentioned in this chapter, he was picked up by the heroine.Hahaha, one hundred and one ways to torture the ball are newly released~

In addition, although I am a prostitute, I decided to stand in wine red.