[Onmyoji] I don't want to be dog food

Just finished convenience, the little gourd should be hungry, right?

I retreated to a corner, opened my coat, and fed the little gourd.When he was almost full, he fell into a deep sleep.He slept soundly and was even cuter when his eyes were closed.

After tidying up the clothes, I put the small gourd on the mattress and covered it with a small quilt.

"Looks like he fell asleep. Uncle Kuipai has coaxed him for so long." Shuten-douji put his arms around my shoulders and scratched my nose, "Are you laughing?"

"Shh, don't be too loud." I made a quiet gesture, signaling to go out and talk.

Shuten-douji helped me out of the room together, closed the door, and held hands with me to enjoy the flowers in the garden in the backyard.

There are no flowers in this yard, because of my preference, he asked the little monsters to find flower seeds from all over the place to sow.These flowers were sown last year, and they bloomed quite delicately and beautifully this spring.

Last year... That's right, I just got to know Shuten-douji last year, and it's only been a year since then.But it was this year that I realized that life is so long.

I have experienced a lot and learned a lot.

For example, I have learned not to be too affectionate with a man, or I will only hurt myself in the end.As long as that man hurts me, he may kill him or take everything away from him at any time.

Scary, right?

Don't mess with me if it's scary, I'm very fierce.With a big mouth, you can be so terrifying, even your own husband will not let it go.

Now is the time to start my show!

It just depends on how I opened my mouth wide and swallowed Shuten-douji's entire head into my stomach, this is comparable to acrobatics!

"Master Jiutun, if you continue to bully Little Gourd like this, I will take him away." Well, now is the time!I stood on tiptoe, rushed over, and bit!Bite his head! ……hair!

Eh?How did the promised head biting turn into hair biting?

Because the hair is the body!Haven't you heard the saying that the emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people?The emperor was convicted of breaking the law, but he was going to be beheaded... and sent.The body, hair and skin are inherited from parents, and cutting off the hair is considered to be cutting off the head.

So, biting Shuten Doji's hair means biting his head!Also, I'm not as tall as him, so I can't reach the top of my head.

However, this just proves that I can even bite my husband when I am so fierce, and I am still biting my head!

super scary!It's so fierce that I'm even afraid of myself.

Shuten-doji also cooperated with my bad taste, lowered his head, nodded his own head, rolled his eyelids and mocked there.After I spat out his hair, he said: "This time, no matter what, I can't help you. Hongye, you are my wife, and this is Xiao Hulu's home."

"Home? I don't even know where home is." I went to the flowers and picked a flower.He leaned up to his nose and sniffed.The fragrance of the flowers is intoxicating, next time it's time to brew some flower wine.

"With a lover and a child, isn't it home? Unless, you don't have any love for me." Jiu Tun-douji stood where he was and didn't follow.

"If I didn't have it at all, I wouldn't have given birth to the little gourd." I said.

"Now? What do you mean by being with me while thinking about Ibaraki who had an agreement with you before?" He spoke in a hurried tone.Even with his back turned, he could feel his anger.

What is this guy fighting for?Do you want to quarrel?

Let me tell you, I never quarrel.Because quarreling means being unreasonable, being unreasonable is playing hooligans, and being hooligans is... just like Shuten-douji, who often abducts girls and eats the hearts of girls.

After being eaten, he said to him willingly and shyly: [All my little hearts are given to you~]

vomit!Disgusting.

Even if you win the fight, you can't win the fight!I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to fight, I just want to play hooligans.

"But I want to change the future, at least let Ahe... at least let her be with Ibaraki. Otherwise, she will become me in the future." I tied a bunch of flowers and sent them to Shuten-douji.

"Don't say these words anymore, it's time to answer my uncle's question." He didn't answer, patted the bouquet and threw it on the ground, as if there was a flame burning above his head, the anger was so great, "If Ibaraki remembers you, you will Won't be with him again?"

I froze for a moment, touched my chin and thought for a while.If Ibaraki still remembers me... still not together...?

Of course it will!

He remembered what I said, how happy that would be!

However, in front of a man who is full of anger, I can't answer too honestly, lest I invite a murderous disaster.Little Hulu can't live without a mother. The behavior of this clumsy father just now is really disappointing.

I deliberately lowered my face and said, "Impossible. He lured that girl named Ahe to come over and eat it for you, right? He treats you better than me."

"So do you want to express something? Momiji?" Shuten-douji seemed to be guiding me to say nice things.

"Being a wife of a ghost king is better than being a wife of a ghost child, right? Isn't it? Lord Shuten?" I pressed close to his chest and kissed his Adam's apple.

"What a witty woman, you should have made this choice a long time ago." Shuten Doji finally smiled, his voice became gentle, and he stroked my face with his big palm: "As long as you are still by my side, I will give you The best in the world."

"Then... Master Shuten, can you give me back your heart? Give me back Ahe's heart, and I promise to be your Mrs. Hongye safely." When I was excited, I couldn't help but speak the truth.

Since you said you could give me the best things in this world, then I'm not welcome.If you want to go back on your word, who told you to promise so casually?

That heart is the most precious, and only by giving it back can Ahe not become a monster.If you don't become a monster and don't have the ability to predict, you are an ordinary person.Ordinary people can live in the world in an ordinary way without worrying about trivial matters.

No more worries, you will be happy naturally.Be happy, life is over.This life is over, and I will be a happy person in my next life.

In the end, the trajectory of my life will also be changed.Perfect plan!

Eh?Are you saying this is selfish?Can't this be done?

Is it really not possible?But I think it's fair.Because Shuten-douji is also a selfish youkai, isn't he?He wouldn't have fallen in love if he hadn't coveted my beauty in the first place, right?If you don't pursue my heart, you won't eat my heart, right?If I don't eat the heart, there is no need for me to ask him to return it.

And more!How can you be a monster without being selfish?Bad monsters, but they can even disregard the lives of their loved ones.

"I promise you, I will do what I say!" He hugged me tighter.

"The concubine is relieved." I hugged his waist tightly.

Ibaraki can be with the former me, and now I can be with Shuten, what a perfect ending!Only by handling the relationship between the three of us in this way, Shuten-douji and I will love each other for a long time!

Is it appropriate and smart?

It's getting late, the walks in the garden are gone, and the heart-to-heart talks are over, so it's time to go back and see if the little gourd is awake.

Shuten-douji still has some things to attend to, so he won't come here.I went back to the room alone, thinking all the way of the wonderful future that was coming and happening.

Push open the door of the room...

It was quiet.I took off my shoes and walked on the wooden floor, but sat down next to the mattress.The eyes froze.

What about the baby in the quilt! !

What about the little gourd?I hurriedly rummaged through all the cabinets and quilts in this room.None!

At this moment, as if his head had been bombed, several strings were broken.

Will such a small baby really crawl out by itself?The little gourd can't even open the door!When you wake up, you can only move around in the room at most!

Someone must be playing tricks on me!definitely is!

You shouldn't have been chatting in the garden for so long just now!No!You should have asked the guards to watch over it just now!No!no!It should always be guarded by the parents!

This time the little gourd was lost, which was different from last time.The last time Shuten-douji was obviously acting, but this time...he can't do such childish things again!

"Sake Tun! Sake Tun!!!"

Losing my ability to think, I shouted Shuten-douji's name hissingly.

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While they were arguing, Ibaraki took away the little gourd and raised him as his own son.

Another women's wear boss is born! ! !