[Onmyoji] I don't want to be dog food
Chapter 4 Sister Ibaraki
The red egg was cracked, the red light flashed, a huge airflow broke through the door outside, there were a few "whoosh", the sound was harsh, a gust of evil wind blew in, it couldn't stand, the roof was lifted, it disappeared, and the power It's huge.
At some point, Ibaraki stood in front of me, blocked the overwhelming wind, raised the ball of light, and said, "This... what is this?"
I stretched my neck to look, and the one sitting in the broken eggshell was a cute little demon with two horns, one long and one short, and a purple dress. It seemed to be a girl.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
We didn't do anything, only to see her sucking her finger, glaring at us, and then crying loudly, which attracted the attention of all the shikigami nearby, and the watermelon-eating crowd, including grandma, also came over.
"What are you doing?" Aunt Kagura's voice sounded, enough to make our group of wrongdoers tremble.
It has only been 30 days since the red eggs were reared. The original plan was to take 49 days. The egg broke out prematurely. I don't know what the consequences will be.It is true that I did not protect well enough, so it is only natural to apologize first: "Grandma, I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of this egg."
Aunt Kagura remained expressionless, held up her Tang umbrella, made a barrier protection umbrella for everyone to reduce damage, and then solemnly introduced to everyone: "Ah, I didn't expect it to be so soon. She came out. By the way, her name is Sister Ibaraki, your new partner, remember to take good care of her."
It seems that Kagura's mother didn't mean to blame me, and finally gave a big sigh of relief.Well, I don't take this matter seriously, but just now I have been thinking about how to be careful with the reason. After all, it was his restless paw that crushed the red egg.
Although Ibaraki is the target I have to deal with now, I still have to distinguish which thing should protect him and which thing should torture him severely.
"Huh?" Ibaraki looked at Sister Ibaraki in disbelief.
I made sarcastic remarks along the way to scare him: "It seems that it should be your sister, Lord Ibaraki Doji."
As far as I know, the name of an ordinary shikigami cannot exceed four characters, but I have five characters.I am a member of the Tianxiegui family, so I am called Tianxiegui Sister, which is more than one word, so it seems abnormal, and I cannot go to the battlefield with my father.The sister Ibaraki this time should belong to the Ibaraki family...
Let's guess for now, I am a special existence, and she should be too.The powerful demon wind just now is a good proof.
Ibaraki couldn't accept it: "Ridiculous! I don't remember ever having such a sister!"
Sister Ibaraki stopped eating her finger, she stuck it out from her mouth, pointed at Ibaraki, and yelled, "Ibaraki-douji, Ibaraki-douji, little brother, little brother."
Sister Ibaraki, who was just born, couldn't even speak a complete sentence, but I could still understand the general idea.Everyone else present was waiting for my translation.
I said to Ibaraki, "She said you are her little brother."
There was a so-called younger sister Ibaraki for no reason. Ibaraki was very annoyed and yelled: "What?! Huh, don't say anything, why don't you go fight!"
I actually want to complain, not everything can be solved by fighting. There are also many battles in history that rely on the right time, place and people, and wars that win more with less. The vivid examples are in front of us to warn us that we must control our own fortunes. Grasp the situation, which is why I have to watch the stars at night every day and do fortune-telling.
Well, I was thinking too much, this matter should not be too complicated.
Seeing Ibaraki's fierce face, Sister Ibaraki began to cry hard: "Ibaraki Doji, wow! wow!"
Kagura's mother finally showed a somewhat angry expression: "Ibaraki, don't bully sister Ibaraki, if you do this again, you will be thrown into the barrier, and you won't be given Sushi by Bodhidharma."
This trick is really amazing!Under the protection of Grandma Kagura, Sister Ibaraki burst into laughter, clapped her hands, and stuck out her tongue at Ibaraki. Only then did I understand what it means to subdue one thing and one thing is stronger than another.
Ibaraki wanted to fight but couldn't, so he clenched his fist and said, "You little brat!"
Sister Ibaraki laughed even more, and gave the order: "Ibaraki, Ibaraki, brother Ibaraki, eat your hand, eat your hand."
Not everyone can understand what she said, only smart people can hear it, such as me.So Ibaraki could only turn around and ask me, "What is she talking about?"
"She said she wanted you to eat your hands." I replied.
Ibaraki felt that he had been insulted, and firmly said no: "Hmph, just kidding, who would do such a thing."
"Wrong, wrong, ha! Huh! Brulu! Hell's little hands!"
Sister Ibaraki raised her little hand and slapped the ground with a fist. The evil wind came and blew me out of the courtyard. Fortunately, my defense was not bad, otherwise the blood tank would be completely empty after this punch.I stood up, patted the dust off my body, and signaled to them that I was fine, and I couldn't die with a little blood, but I was a little disheartened.
It turns out that my translation was a bit wrong, and it seems that this master is not easy to deal with.
"You brat! How dare you hurt her! The hand of hell!" Ibaraki was completely angry, and raised his severed arm, intending to slap it on the ground to fight back.Unexpectedly, the speed was not as fast as Sister Ibaraki's, and she was the first to attack, and gave Ibaraki a small punch. Ibaraki was injured, because his defense was low and his blood volume was low, so he was soon unable to fight on the street.
All the shikigami onlookers were stunned, motionless, not daring to make a sound.
In order to prevent Sister Ibaraki from continuing to run amok, Aunt Kagura opened the umbrella, took Sister Ibaraki away, and issued a ruthless order: "Ibaraki, if you bully Sister Ibaraki again, I will immediately take you back to return to your soul."
The stubborn Kagura Mama took Ibaraki away from the ground and put it back in the barrier to heal his injuries.
If Ibaraki is used to return to the soul, it is estimated that Seimei's father's spiritual pillar will collapse.If I saw this scene before doing it differently, I might still be secretly happy, but now, that Ibaraki seems to be defending me before making the move.
I stood where I was and lit the wax for Ibaraki.His attack power is strong, but his defense and blood volume are pitifully low. This is his imperfection. In comparison, I am a meat shield and can accelerate myself. I feel that I am not too bad.
While lighting the wax, I could clearly see that Mr. Saoshen standing next to me was depressed. I was more concerned: "Mr. Saoshen, what's wrong with you?"
Saoshen covered his face and cried, and left silently: "Oh... I'm going to be promoted to six stars tomorrow, and I'm ready, woo woo woo..."
I know that this matter is not simple, looking at the lonely back of the sweeping god, and thinking of my brothers who have lived and died together, and who are utterly devoted to each other, I don't realize that I have calculated a little more.After counting my fingers, I realized that the biggest enemy now is not Ibaraki, but Sister Ibaraki.
After this incident, I was a little worried about the brothers of the Heavenly Evil Ghost. They seemed to be going up to the stars soon, so I decided to go to the enchantment to find them.
Wearing a snow-white cloak, rubbing my palms to warm my face, I was warmer when I arrived at the barrier.As soon as we arrived at the enchantment, we found that the Tianxiegui brothers were surrounding an Ibaraki who was lying flat due to injury. If we had a nurse in our dormitory, he wouldn't recover so slowly.
I sat on the table next to the little paper figurine and sighed. When the brothers saw me coming, they came over to greet me one after another: "Sister Tianxiegui, what are you worrying about?"
"At first I thought Lord Ibaraki was our enemy, but today he is indeed defending me." I expressed my troubles.
Tian Xiegui Chi looked at Ibaraki, then raised his index finger to me, and said, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"
I explained truthfully: "I won the game against him, so naturally I am the boss, so I can only call him a master."
Tianxie Guihuang couldn't believe it was real, he shook on the big drum: "Wha, what?! Win...win, Mr. Ibaraki!"
I picked up some sushi and gnawed on it, and said, "It's a boxing match. Although it's not very honorable, I did win."
Tianxie Guiqing understood: "Huhahe, I recently heard that the mountain rabbit and the big brother Ibaraki were competing in speed, and I was surprised at that time! So it was you who started it!"
This point, I really never thought about it. I won the legendary butterfly effect once, and other shikigami wanted to compare it.Sure enough, every shikigami has its own strengths, and every shikigami has its own value. I personally object to treating shikigami like dog food.
Tianxieguilu was scared: "Ah, it's over, it's over, then we Tianxiegui will be miserable in the future."
I won't make any further comments, but just ask: "Who wins, Yamato and Ibaraki-sama?"
"Looks like a mountain rabbit."
"Is that so..."
"What's the matter? Sister Tianxiegui, what do you think of?"
"No, I just think Ibaraki-sama likes me a lot."
If he can like me, that would be a good thing. After all, I have been single for a long time, and I have been fed a lot of dog food by many monsters over the years. I am full enough, and it is time to get out of the single.
Forget it, just kidding, I am such a humble little demon, and I am not worthy of Ibaraki.
Thinking about it again, if I can cooperate with Ibaraki, we will also be safe, and we don't have to worry about big monsters like the master of the big tengu Arakawa, Xiaoluo Shutendouji and Yaodaoji.
Of course, except Shuten Doji.
Tianxiegui Huang understands what I mean best. He sees hope: "Could this be the legendary play hard to get? Wow! I understand! You are indeed the sister of our Tianxiegui family! We don't lose face."
"No, the serious problem now is that Lord Ibaraki's status is no longer guaranteed." I seriously stated the problem.
"Alas? Isn't he our enemy?" Tianxie Guilu became even more frightened.
"The enemy of our enemy is our friend," I said.
Tianxiegui Huang will always be my supporter: "Hahaha, you really deserve to be sister Tianxiegui, you are our light!"
I asked one more question: "By the way, has Mom been up to date recently?"
The Tianxiegui brothers replied in unison: "She seems to be taking Ibaraki out all the time recently to collect awakening materials for Sister Ibaraki."
"Hmm... that's it..." I took a bite of the sushi, I was full of energy, and my head turned sharply, as if I understood something. Once Ibaraki is better, I will talk to him about the cooperation.
The author has something to say:
Sorry for the lack of updates recently.
At some point, Ibaraki stood in front of me, blocked the overwhelming wind, raised the ball of light, and said, "This... what is this?"
I stretched my neck to look, and the one sitting in the broken eggshell was a cute little demon with two horns, one long and one short, and a purple dress. It seemed to be a girl.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
We didn't do anything, only to see her sucking her finger, glaring at us, and then crying loudly, which attracted the attention of all the shikigami nearby, and the watermelon-eating crowd, including grandma, also came over.
"What are you doing?" Aunt Kagura's voice sounded, enough to make our group of wrongdoers tremble.
It has only been 30 days since the red eggs were reared. The original plan was to take 49 days. The egg broke out prematurely. I don't know what the consequences will be.It is true that I did not protect well enough, so it is only natural to apologize first: "Grandma, I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of this egg."
Aunt Kagura remained expressionless, held up her Tang umbrella, made a barrier protection umbrella for everyone to reduce damage, and then solemnly introduced to everyone: "Ah, I didn't expect it to be so soon. She came out. By the way, her name is Sister Ibaraki, your new partner, remember to take good care of her."
It seems that Kagura's mother didn't mean to blame me, and finally gave a big sigh of relief.Well, I don't take this matter seriously, but just now I have been thinking about how to be careful with the reason. After all, it was his restless paw that crushed the red egg.
Although Ibaraki is the target I have to deal with now, I still have to distinguish which thing should protect him and which thing should torture him severely.
"Huh?" Ibaraki looked at Sister Ibaraki in disbelief.
I made sarcastic remarks along the way to scare him: "It seems that it should be your sister, Lord Ibaraki Doji."
As far as I know, the name of an ordinary shikigami cannot exceed four characters, but I have five characters.I am a member of the Tianxiegui family, so I am called Tianxiegui Sister, which is more than one word, so it seems abnormal, and I cannot go to the battlefield with my father.The sister Ibaraki this time should belong to the Ibaraki family...
Let's guess for now, I am a special existence, and she should be too.The powerful demon wind just now is a good proof.
Ibaraki couldn't accept it: "Ridiculous! I don't remember ever having such a sister!"
Sister Ibaraki stopped eating her finger, she stuck it out from her mouth, pointed at Ibaraki, and yelled, "Ibaraki-douji, Ibaraki-douji, little brother, little brother."
Sister Ibaraki, who was just born, couldn't even speak a complete sentence, but I could still understand the general idea.Everyone else present was waiting for my translation.
I said to Ibaraki, "She said you are her little brother."
There was a so-called younger sister Ibaraki for no reason. Ibaraki was very annoyed and yelled: "What?! Huh, don't say anything, why don't you go fight!"
I actually want to complain, not everything can be solved by fighting. There are also many battles in history that rely on the right time, place and people, and wars that win more with less. The vivid examples are in front of us to warn us that we must control our own fortunes. Grasp the situation, which is why I have to watch the stars at night every day and do fortune-telling.
Well, I was thinking too much, this matter should not be too complicated.
Seeing Ibaraki's fierce face, Sister Ibaraki began to cry hard: "Ibaraki Doji, wow! wow!"
Kagura's mother finally showed a somewhat angry expression: "Ibaraki, don't bully sister Ibaraki, if you do this again, you will be thrown into the barrier, and you won't be given Sushi by Bodhidharma."
This trick is really amazing!Under the protection of Grandma Kagura, Sister Ibaraki burst into laughter, clapped her hands, and stuck out her tongue at Ibaraki. Only then did I understand what it means to subdue one thing and one thing is stronger than another.
Ibaraki wanted to fight but couldn't, so he clenched his fist and said, "You little brat!"
Sister Ibaraki laughed even more, and gave the order: "Ibaraki, Ibaraki, brother Ibaraki, eat your hand, eat your hand."
Not everyone can understand what she said, only smart people can hear it, such as me.So Ibaraki could only turn around and ask me, "What is she talking about?"
"She said she wanted you to eat your hands." I replied.
Ibaraki felt that he had been insulted, and firmly said no: "Hmph, just kidding, who would do such a thing."
"Wrong, wrong, ha! Huh! Brulu! Hell's little hands!"
Sister Ibaraki raised her little hand and slapped the ground with a fist. The evil wind came and blew me out of the courtyard. Fortunately, my defense was not bad, otherwise the blood tank would be completely empty after this punch.I stood up, patted the dust off my body, and signaled to them that I was fine, and I couldn't die with a little blood, but I was a little disheartened.
It turns out that my translation was a bit wrong, and it seems that this master is not easy to deal with.
"You brat! How dare you hurt her! The hand of hell!" Ibaraki was completely angry, and raised his severed arm, intending to slap it on the ground to fight back.Unexpectedly, the speed was not as fast as Sister Ibaraki's, and she was the first to attack, and gave Ibaraki a small punch. Ibaraki was injured, because his defense was low and his blood volume was low, so he was soon unable to fight on the street.
All the shikigami onlookers were stunned, motionless, not daring to make a sound.
In order to prevent Sister Ibaraki from continuing to run amok, Aunt Kagura opened the umbrella, took Sister Ibaraki away, and issued a ruthless order: "Ibaraki, if you bully Sister Ibaraki again, I will immediately take you back to return to your soul."
The stubborn Kagura Mama took Ibaraki away from the ground and put it back in the barrier to heal his injuries.
If Ibaraki is used to return to the soul, it is estimated that Seimei's father's spiritual pillar will collapse.If I saw this scene before doing it differently, I might still be secretly happy, but now, that Ibaraki seems to be defending me before making the move.
I stood where I was and lit the wax for Ibaraki.His attack power is strong, but his defense and blood volume are pitifully low. This is his imperfection. In comparison, I am a meat shield and can accelerate myself. I feel that I am not too bad.
While lighting the wax, I could clearly see that Mr. Saoshen standing next to me was depressed. I was more concerned: "Mr. Saoshen, what's wrong with you?"
Saoshen covered his face and cried, and left silently: "Oh... I'm going to be promoted to six stars tomorrow, and I'm ready, woo woo woo..."
I know that this matter is not simple, looking at the lonely back of the sweeping god, and thinking of my brothers who have lived and died together, and who are utterly devoted to each other, I don't realize that I have calculated a little more.After counting my fingers, I realized that the biggest enemy now is not Ibaraki, but Sister Ibaraki.
After this incident, I was a little worried about the brothers of the Heavenly Evil Ghost. They seemed to be going up to the stars soon, so I decided to go to the enchantment to find them.
Wearing a snow-white cloak, rubbing my palms to warm my face, I was warmer when I arrived at the barrier.As soon as we arrived at the enchantment, we found that the Tianxiegui brothers were surrounding an Ibaraki who was lying flat due to injury. If we had a nurse in our dormitory, he wouldn't recover so slowly.
I sat on the table next to the little paper figurine and sighed. When the brothers saw me coming, they came over to greet me one after another: "Sister Tianxiegui, what are you worrying about?"
"At first I thought Lord Ibaraki was our enemy, but today he is indeed defending me." I expressed my troubles.
Tian Xiegui Chi looked at Ibaraki, then raised his index finger to me, and said, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"
I explained truthfully: "I won the game against him, so naturally I am the boss, so I can only call him a master."
Tianxie Guihuang couldn't believe it was real, he shook on the big drum: "Wha, what?! Win...win, Mr. Ibaraki!"
I picked up some sushi and gnawed on it, and said, "It's a boxing match. Although it's not very honorable, I did win."
Tianxie Guiqing understood: "Huhahe, I recently heard that the mountain rabbit and the big brother Ibaraki were competing in speed, and I was surprised at that time! So it was you who started it!"
This point, I really never thought about it. I won the legendary butterfly effect once, and other shikigami wanted to compare it.Sure enough, every shikigami has its own strengths, and every shikigami has its own value. I personally object to treating shikigami like dog food.
Tianxieguilu was scared: "Ah, it's over, it's over, then we Tianxiegui will be miserable in the future."
I won't make any further comments, but just ask: "Who wins, Yamato and Ibaraki-sama?"
"Looks like a mountain rabbit."
"Is that so..."
"What's the matter? Sister Tianxiegui, what do you think of?"
"No, I just think Ibaraki-sama likes me a lot."
If he can like me, that would be a good thing. After all, I have been single for a long time, and I have been fed a lot of dog food by many monsters over the years. I am full enough, and it is time to get out of the single.
Forget it, just kidding, I am such a humble little demon, and I am not worthy of Ibaraki.
Thinking about it again, if I can cooperate with Ibaraki, we will also be safe, and we don't have to worry about big monsters like the master of the big tengu Arakawa, Xiaoluo Shutendouji and Yaodaoji.
Of course, except Shuten Doji.
Tianxiegui Huang understands what I mean best. He sees hope: "Could this be the legendary play hard to get? Wow! I understand! You are indeed the sister of our Tianxiegui family! We don't lose face."
"No, the serious problem now is that Lord Ibaraki's status is no longer guaranteed." I seriously stated the problem.
"Alas? Isn't he our enemy?" Tianxie Guilu became even more frightened.
"The enemy of our enemy is our friend," I said.
Tianxiegui Huang will always be my supporter: "Hahaha, you really deserve to be sister Tianxiegui, you are our light!"
I asked one more question: "By the way, has Mom been up to date recently?"
The Tianxiegui brothers replied in unison: "She seems to be taking Ibaraki out all the time recently to collect awakening materials for Sister Ibaraki."
"Hmm... that's it..." I took a bite of the sushi, I was full of energy, and my head turned sharply, as if I understood something. Once Ibaraki is better, I will talk to him about the cooperation.
The author has something to say:
Sorry for the lack of updates recently.
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