[Comprehensive] I have a special thigh-holding skill

Climbing high on the Double Ninth Festival is a custom that has existed since ancient times. Putting dogwood on the head, climbing high and looking far away, drinking chrysanthemum wine freely, is beautiful and joyful.It's just that there is a flat river near Bianjing City. If you want to climb high and look far away, Fantai located in the southeast of the city is the best place to go.Every year on Chongyang, the people of Bianjing come here with food and wine to enjoy the autumn scenery of Liangyuan, drink chamomile wine, eat sticky soft flower cakes, and literati respond with poems, and the kabuki of wealthy families also plays with the sound of silk and bamboo A tactful singing voice and a graceful figure.

Fang Mu and Bao Zheng are not immune either.Bao Zheng wants to go to Fantai to drink and enjoy the scenery with Mr. Gongsun, Zhan Zhao and others, and spend this rare leisure time.As early as a few days ago, Fang Mu received a post from Mrs. Pang, inviting her to climb high and look far away, drinking and eating cakes.

Everyone in the world believes that chrysanthemum wine prolongs life, but Fang Mu doesn't like the taste of chrysanthemums, so he didn't make it during the Double Ninth Festival last year, so naturally he won't be able to get it out this year.However, she brewed green plum wine and sweet-scented osmanthus wine with new methods. They are clear and transparent, with a strong fragrance.Although it is not suitable to drink these two kinds of wine on the Double Ninth Festival, it is also good for them to try something new.

Fang Mu once heard Feiyan say that Mrs. Pang likes her food very much, so this time she specially made Double Ninth Cakes with different shapes, colors and flavors.There are jade belt cakes that are as white as jade with a layer of sweet and soft bean paste in the middle; red jade cakes that are steamed with hawthorn juice and rice flour, sweet and slightly sour; and chestnut rolls that are soft and glutinous, round and lovely.In addition to these, Fang Mu spent a lot of effort and ingredients to create a cream cake with jam. The taste is very delicate, the cake embryo is soft and delicious, and the three-color jam is sweet and attractive.

Fang Mu made a lot of noise in order to make this cake. Everyone in Kaifeng Mansion, Mrs. Lu and Xiao Baisui wandered back and forth countless times at the door of the back kitchen, and the anticipation in their hearts became more and more intense, especially The self-control ability is not very good, and the saliva is dripping down the corner of the mouth.

Then, they only hoped for one...

"Little lady, is this for us to eat at night?" Zhao Hu was still having a sweet dream and didn't want to wake up.

"No, this is what my sister-in-law and I will use when we go to Fantai to climb the mountain tomorrow." Fang Mu smiled, and then ruthlessly crushed Zhao Hu's full of hopes.

"Mother, I'm going with you guys tomorrow!!" Bai Sui raised his chubby little arms high to attract Madam Lu's attention.

"Didn't you tell mother at noon that you are a man now, and you want to go with father and Mr. Bao?" Mrs. Lu smiled.

Xiao Baisui looked at his mother in embarrassment, then looked at the beautiful and delicious cake, pursed his lips and pondered for a while, and finally came up with an excellent solution, "I...then, then I will climb high Come back and be a man again!"

"Uncle Ahu, I'm sorry, let's part ways, let's go our separate ways!" Baisui's tender little face forced a sad expression, drawing a clear line from his favorite Zhao Hu.I like something, but I can't eat it!Cake is ok!

Zhao Hu seemed to hear the voice of his heart breaking.

Fang Mu's eyes became more and more moist and bright, the corners of his lips were raised, and his smile was intoxicating, "Hundred years old, you are already a little man now, so when you go back to Fantai and climb to the top, your mother and I will be protected by a hundred years old." .”

"Yeah." Baisui nodded so that the flesh on his cheeks trembled, and his little face became flushed with excitement.

"I can also—" Zhao Hu didn't give up, and jumped out to respond.

But as soon as he said these words, his brother Zhang Long slapped him on the face.Zhang Long was also heartbroken, he didn't expect his younger brother to be so stupid.

Although Zhao Hu didn't finish his sentence, Fang Mu understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "Before you always said that you don't like sweet pastries, and you were so tired of them, so this time I didn't do your part."

who is it!

Who did it!Stand up and promise not to kill you!

They don't like the sweet and greasy pastries sold in the shop, but Fang Mu's is different! !

"However, I specially prepared Zhuju made of silk for you, which is no different from real flowers." Fang Mu said, "Of course, it doesn't matter if you like wearing real flowers. I asked Bao Xing to buy two baskets on the street and came back. , even wearing it all over your head is enough.”

When Zhao Hu heard that Fang Mu couldn't say a word, his ears almost pricked up, and his eyes full of anticipation almost blinded people's eyes. However, what did he hear?Zhuju made of silk, still plugged and worn all over the head? ?What the hell is this!

As a rough guy, Zhao Hu refused in his heart.

As calm and calm as the Showa Dynasty, he also clearly showed a really hard to accept mood at this moment.

"The custom is like this, and there is my Amu's heart. Mr. Gongsun, Brother Zhan, Wang Chao, Ma Han, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, you still don't want to refuse!" Bao Zheng came back with a long box in his hand. , Just in time for this paragraph, conveniently said.

Mr. Gongsun looked at Bao Zheng for a few times, and then his eyes fell on the long carved box he was holding in his hand. He said with a half-smile: "Every year on the eighth day of September, the government will give each of the civil and military officials a golden chrysanthemum. Two, on the holidays of the Double Ninth Festival, all civil and military officials will wear them on their heads. The long box in the hands of the lord must be the two jujubes bestowed by the officials."

The few in Kaifeng mansion, only Zhao Huhan was a little stupid, and the others heard what Mr. Gongsun said, how could they not guess what Bao Zheng had in mind when he told them to accept those fake Zhuju and the real Zhuju.

Everyone thought: I didn't expect you to be such an adult!

"Mr. Gongsun..." Bao Zheng smiled wryly. Life is already so difficult, so why should you expose it.

"My lord." Mr. Gongsun replied with a smile.

"I've already asked Feiyan, Bianjing City's Double Ninth Festival is full of hairpin flowers." Fang Mu said solemnly, "If you brothers don't put on a couple of chrysanthemums and go to climb the heights, you will be pointed at instead. It’s rare to see it. So I specially made something less exaggerated, and you should wear two flowers to suit the occasion.”

After Fang Mu took the chrysanthemum she made from her room and showed it to everyone in the Kaifeng Mansion, Mr. Gongsun, Zhan Zhao and others looked much better, and the two brothers Zhang Long and Zhao Hu even showed expressions of surprise. .

Fang Mu is made of dogwood after ripening. Five or six vermilion fruits are threaded with very thin silver threads, and finally twisted into flower branches.The shape of the fruit is smaller than that of the real dogwood fruit, and it is also slightly rounder, and the appearance of trembling in the wind is very pitiful and lovely.As for the chrysanthemum, Fang Mu only made it into a half-opened chrysanthemum petal. Its color is a little lighter than that of a golden chrysanthemum, and its size is even smaller than a baby's fist.

"Fang Mu's hands are really clever." Mr. Gongsun praised.

"Indeed, lively, agile, elegant and lovely." Zhan Zhao nodded.

"These flowers are very nice, I can wear them out!" Zhao Hu yelled.

Chao Chao, Ma Han and Zhang Long all nodded.This is much less eye-catching than the clusters of fresh dogwood fruits and the golden fist-sized chrysanthemums.

Bao Zheng didn't want to open the box to look at the two chrysanthemums again. In terms of workmanship, it was extremely delicate, but it was too big!The three strings of dogwood fruits are bright in color, and the huge golden chrysanthemum is even more eye-catching. Thinking about pairing it with his black face tomorrow, it will be eye-catching!

Only Zhao Hu was stupid, jumping up and down clamoring to see how extraordinary the chrysanthemum bestowed by the government was, completely ignoring his lord's increasingly dark complexion.

Then, Bao Zheng smiled.

He really opened the box and asked Zhao Hu to look at it, and then said: "Although the Zhuju given by the official family can't be inserted for you, but my family's Amu is very handy, so I will trouble her to work harder. I will hurry up tonight to imitate two flowers, so that you can wear them." Make your wish come true."

Zhao Hu seemed to have been struck by lightning, and was dumbfounded on the spot.

However, no one sympathized with him.Death is all done.

Fang Mu pretended not to see Zhao Hu's terrified face, and only responded with a smile: "No hard work, no hard work, it's just a matter of an hour."

The three brothers Wang Chao, Ma Han and Zhang Long patted Zhao Hu on the shoulder in turn, laughing nonstop.

"Fourth brother, really, I will obey you!"

"Fourth brother, cherish it!"

"Fourth brother, look how kind your lord is to you!"

Zhao Hu: I no longer feel love in Kaifeng Mansion.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhao Hu appeared in front of everyone with a large bunch of dogwood fruit on his head and a bright and dazzling golden chrysanthemum, which made everyone laugh.At this moment, Zhao Hu's heart was desperate.

But he committed the death himself, no matter how embarrassing he felt, he had to continue.

After leaving the gate of the mansion, Fang Mu, Mrs. Lu and Xiao Baisui separated from Bao Zheng and others. The three of them went out of the city from Dongshuimen in a carriage to meet Mrs. Pang and Feiyan.

Originally, it was already early for Fang Mu and the others to go out, but when their carriage arrived, the Pang family's carriage was already waiting by the city gate.Feiyan, who was always lively and active, had already got out of the carriage at this moment, and was teasing the horse with some weeds she picked up from nowhere.

Feiyan recognized Bao Xing who was driving the carriage, immediately threw the weeds and ran over, "Amu, you are here!"

The corners of Feiyan's eyes and brows were filled with joy, and the corners of her lips were raised, and then——she saw that the hand that lifted the blue curtain was a fat and tender hand, and the smile on her face froze instantly.

Xiao Baisui: I knew it was you again!

Feiyan: Why are you everywhere!

But no matter how much she disliked Xiao Baisui, Feiyan reached out and hugged him off the carriage.Of course, she did it all to prevent Baisui from blocking the door of the carriage to prevent Fang Mu from coming down.After Fang Mu and the others paid their respects to Madam Pang, the group of people got into the carriage again, and went straight to Fantai one after the other.

Compared with many famous mountains in Luzhou, Fantai is not high. For a person like Fang Mu who has gone to the mountains to collect medicine and go to the countryside for medical treatment many times, climbing Fantai is an easy task.After climbing twenty or thirty steps in a row, Fang Mu's complexion remained the same, his breathing was steady, and his steps were light.But when she saw that Mrs. Pang's still fair face was glowing red, and her forehead was already wet, she slowed down without a trace.Not only that, Fang Mu also deliberately found some topics that Mrs. Pang was interested in, so as to distract her and make her temporarily forget the fatigue that just appeared.

When he reached more than half of the height, Fang Mu saw that Mrs. Pang's breath was no longer stable, and her steps were much heavier, so she secretly winked at Feiyan, signaling her to step forward to help Mrs. Pang.