[Comprehensive] I have a special thigh-holding skill

It was almost noon when Pang Tong returned to the Grand Master's Mansion, he didn't care to change the sweat-soaked armor first, he first asked Fang Mu if he was in the mansion at this time.

"Yes, the princess and Mr. Xiaolang are in Nanshan Garden at this time." The old housekeeper replied.

A smile appeared on Pang Tong's cold and handsome face, and he strode towards Nanshan Garden with great strides.After searching the main hall, bedroom, study room, lake center pavilion and green corridor, he finally found Fang Mu who was busy making smoothies in the small kitchen, and his fair and round son Ling who was obediently sitting on a low stool. Son.

"Amu!" The smile on Pang Tong's face became deeper and deeper.

After Fang Mu heard Pang Tong's voice, he quickly put down his work and turned around.But at this time Pang Tong had come before her eyes, and before she could respond, he reached out and wiped the sweat from her forehead, and said distressedly: "What are you doing in the kitchen in this hot weather? I want to eat something." Just give orders!"

"The hot weather makes me eat, but I can't eat anything. I just thought that you must be uncomfortably hot after running around under the scorching sun for half a day, so I wanted to make some smoothies for you to relieve the heat." Fang Mu raised his hand and took a sweat towel to him. Pang Tong carefully wiped off the sweat from his forehead and neck, and said angrily, "But you only know how to talk about me, look at how sweaty you are!"

Right now, the snow-white sorbet has been piled up in the jade-colored bowl, like a hill. Fang Mu poured the bright-colored thick jam on it, and almost instantly, the sweet and sour fruity aroma came out.She held a bowl to Pang Tong, her eyes were bright and moist, implying the meaning of expectation, she said: "You have a taste~"

Pang Tong followed Fang Mu's wishes and sent half a spoonful into his mouth. The plum sauce was sweet and sour, with a strong fruity aroma. It was paired with the snow-white smoothie with a slight milk flavor, which made a refreshing feeling swim in the body quickly. walk up.But seeing Fang Mu looking at him helplessly, implying expectation, and pretending not to care, he somehow thought of teasing her, so he frowned and said, "This smell... seems a bit strange."

"Strange?" Fang Mu said, "It shouldn't be..."

After that, she poked her head over, ate Pang Tong's remaining half spoonful of jam smoothie, savored it carefully, and said, "What's wrong? It's moderately sweet and sour, and it's cold and refreshing. It deserves a hello!"

Pang Tong didn't answer, just looked at her with a smile on his face.

Fang Mu immediately understood that Pang Tong was deliberately teasing her just now, so he was ashamed and angry, and punched his chest a few times with his fist.But soon she didn't move much, because Pang Tong had freed his hands and held her firmly in his arms.

"Oh, I can't watch it!" Ling'er, who was sitting obediently on the low stool, felt angry. He raised his white, tender, short and fat hands to cover his eyes, and said in a childlike voice, "Little aunt said, don't be rude." See!"

Before Pang Tong and Fang Mu could react, he opened his fingers again, his big black eyes appeared from the gap, his little head shook like a rattle, and he said again: "No, no, Uncle Emperor and Bao The third uncle also said that this is because father is bullying mother, so we need help!"

After talking to herself, Ling'er stood up and threw her chubby legs towards Fang Mu and Pang Tong.He stretched out his hand to push Pang Tong, really exerting all his strength.

"Daddy, you'd better eat ice!" Ling'er persuaded.

Fang Mu didn't know whether to be embarrassed or laugh at this moment.

At this time, Feiyan bumped into her head and said, "Sister-in-law, good sister-in-law, I'm about to turn into a puddle of water, please give me a bowl of summer heat-relief!"

Pang Tong was looking for her to settle the account of teaching Ling'er indiscriminately, but it was not the right time, he sneered, "You are well-informed!"

Feiyan was ignorant, she first greeted Pang Tong, then snatched Ling'er into her arms, and rubbed his tender face happily.

"Ling'er, aunt misses you!" Feiyan said.

"Ling'er misses you too!" Ling'er hugged Feiyan's neck obediently.

Just when Feiyan was about to be fainted by Ling'ertian, Pang Tong's chilly voice sounded in her ear, and he said, "Feiyan, please explain to me, what is do not see evil?!"

"Brother, I was wrong! Next time, no, there is no next time, you will have a lot of adults, please forgive me this time!" Based on previous struggle experience, sophistry and denial are of no benefit, it is better to be honest Good recognition.

"Spare little aunt!" Ling'er didn't know why, but she still blinked at Pang Tong with her big watery eyes.

"Dear one!" Feiyan was almost moved and cried.

"No next time? I remember you said this sentence not only a thousand times, but also eight hundred times..." Pang Tong was unmoved.

"Well, there are more than 910 times, Feiyan is a habitual offender!" Before Feiyan asked her for help, Fang Mu nodded first and Pang Tong came.

"Sister-in-law, you have changed! You are no longer the Ah Mu who loves me, cherishes me, and treats me so well!" Feiyan was very sad.

"Has there ever been?" Fang Muren asked with a smile.

Feiyan said that she was heartbroken by Fang Mu, and wanted to take a bowl of smoothie back home to heal her wounds.She is also too greedy, it would be nice to slip away neatly at this moment, and she just wants to trap herself in for a few bites.

Just when Pang Tong was holding Feiyan, Bai Yutang, who always valued appearance and demeanor the most, and loved cleanliness and tidiness, came rushing in wearing white clothes with obvious wrinkles and dust. Fang Mu and the others were quite surprised.

"Brother Bai, what are you..." Fang Mu had already picked up Ling'er, and she hugged him to meet him, her face full of concern, "But what's the matter?"

"Sister, did you write a storyline called "The Strange Case of Kaifeng" a few days ago?" Bai Yutang wanted to raise his eyebrows coldly at Fangmu, but he couldn't do it to her, and his expression was a little strange.

"It is indeed written." Fang Mu nodded.Before she had time to elaborate, she was snatched away by the anxious and annoyed Bai Yutang.

"Sister, you have hurt brother!" Bai Yutang went back to Xingkong Island a few days ago to eat his nephew's full moon wine, and he just returned to the capital today.On the way from entering the city to the Kaifeng government office, many young ladies secretly pointed him out and snickered from time to time, making him confused and curious.

Then, he tried every means to find out what was going on...

Then, he wanted to slap himself—what to do with such a strong curiosity, do you want to die!

If he had known that those people were making up the story of him and Zhan Zhao falling in love and killing each other, he would have endured it and would not have gone to find out if he was killed.

"I heard from those little ladies that they saw it from "The Strange Case of Kaifeng: A Romance of a Cat and a Mouse"!" Bai Yutang said angrily: "Besides, what is a romance of a cat and a mouse? Why isn't it a romance of a mouse and a cat?! "

Fang Mu: Wait, it seems that your focus is not right!

Of course, now is not the time to worry about this, the key is to get rid of the black pot that fell from the sky, Fang Mu explained: "Brother Bai, you have wronged me! It is true that I wrote "The Strange Case of Kaifeng", but I don’t know who wrote this "The Strange Case of Kaifeng: Cat and Mouse"!"

"Fifth Brother is confused!" Bai Yutang also lost his mind for a while, and rushed over without thinking.Thinking about it now, how can I doubt Fang Mu again, and quickly apologized to her: "Sister, please forgive Fifth Brother this time!"

Fang Mu didn't blame him at all, let alone forgive or not.

"If Fifth Brother Bai finds the one who wrote the storybook, what do you plan to do with it?" Pang Tong didn't miss Feiyan's guilty and uneasy reaction when Bai Yutang mentioned "Cat and Mouse". He asked Bai Yutang deliberately with a slight smile on his face.

"It means he can't live and die!" Bai Yutang was also furious.

"Feiyan, what do you think?" Pang Tong asked meaningfully.Taught Ling'er badly, made Amu take the blame, these two accounts should be settled with her right now!

"...This, this, you have to forgive and forgive!" Feiyan felt regretful in her heart, if I knew it, I would have known that I would not be greedy for this bowl of smoothie, and I would have slipped away with oil on my feet!However, there is no regret medicine in the world.

"Feiyan, what about the script writer? Why are you sweating? When did you become so timid?" Pang Tong said right on time.

"Could it be - it's you?!" Bai Yutang is a very intelligent and astute person, and he has seen many methods of solving crimes by Bao Zheng's side. Yan Guan raised his eyebrows horizontally, gritted his teeth and said.

"Bai Hero, Bai Hero, put out the fire, put out the fire!" Feiyan stuffed the smoothie into Bai Yutang's hand, and while he was stunned for a moment, exhausted all he had learned in his life, tiptoed to the ground, and flew over the high wall— — slipped away.

Bai Yutang almost exploded with anger.

Then... I don't know if it was because of fainting or other reasons, he actually ate the bowl of smoothie that was forced over him, and then he ate another bowl, and then another bowl...

Wait, no!Didn't I want to use Bai Yutang's hand to teach Feiyan a lesson? Why did I bring disaster to my smoothie? !Pang Tong thought.

The author has something to say: purely funny:

On the first day, Empress Dowager Li missed her daughter, so Fang Mu entered the palace.

The next day, Emperor Renzong missed his sister, so Fang Mu entered the palace.

On the third day, the little prince missed his aunt, so Fang Mu entered the palace.

On the fourth day, Bao Zheng asked Fang Mu to help solve the case, but Fang Mu was not at home.

On the fifth day, Li Yujing asked Fang Mu to relieve him because he was trapped in love, but Fang Mu was not at home.

On the sixth day, the righteous dog Rhubarb begged Fang Mu to avenge his master, but Fang Mu was not at home.

day seven...

Pang Tong: Falling in love with a woman who doesn't come home!

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