[Comprehensive] I have a special thigh-holding skill

Cheng Yilang is a filial child, he often helps Madam Cheng kill chickens and pigs at home on weekdays, and cleaning up these few pheasants and wild rabbits is not a big deal.On the other hand, Yuwen Chengdu, despite his frighteningly high military strength, is far inferior to Cheng Yilang in terms of his ability to clean up wild game, and he is simply compared to a scumbag.

"Little hero, the chicken feathers are not plucked like this. Look, you have taken a lot of the chicken skin!" Cheng Yilang was in great distress. No matter it is stewed or roasted, the chicken skin is the most delicious part. It's good to wait. How can things be ruined like this!Violent waste, violent waste!

"Little hero, keep the chicken butt, this piece will be delicious when roasted!" Cheng Yilang's heart ached, if he didn't have a shred of reason to remember that Yuwen Chengdu had saved them, he really wanted to slap Yuwen twice The head of Chengdu, whose family raised this prodigal child!

"Little hero, it's better... I'll do it, I'm used to rough work!" Cheng Yilang couldn't bear to see Yuwen Chengdu harming these wild animals again, he stepped forward and said.

Qin Qiong was often rejected by Cheng Yilang before, but now seeing that this treatment fell on Yu Wencheng, he was only secretly happy, and he thought to himself: "Ichiro, you did a good job!"If you deal with him severely, we will still be good brothers for life! '

Yu Wencheng's face darkened in an instant, he really wanted to gag Cheng Yilang's mouth with the unplucked pheasant in his hand.He looked coldly at Cheng Yilang, who was jumping up and down, and said in his heart: "This kid definitely did it on purpose to ruin my image on purpose!" '

In fact, Cheng Yilang is just a fool, he doesn't think so deeply at all, he just can't bear to see Yuwen Chengdu ruining the ingredients, and he wants to make preparations earlier so that Fang Mu can make roasted rabbit meat quickly. Beggar chicken.In the end, without him knowing, he was actually labeled as a scheming man by Yu Wencheng. He really... thinks highly of him.

Fang Mu saw that the inside and outside of the pheasant and hare were covered with spices and salt. After marinating for about a quarter of an hour, they were skewered with washed bamboo branches and turned over to bake on the fire. With the rising flames, a rich and attractive aroma Floating away from these wild animals, not to mention Cheng Yaojin who loves the most delicious food, even Yuwen Chengdu, who has eaten countless times of imperial banquets, couldn't help swallowing. It's fifteen minutes.

Yu Wencheng's eyes unconsciously moved to Fang Mu, who was using a fine brush to smear sauce and honey on pheasants and hares, thinking: "It turns out that Fang Mu has such good cooking skills. It's...'

It's also fortunate that Qin Qiong can't read minds and doesn't know what Yu Wencheng is thinking now, otherwise he would have to punch Yu Wencheng no matter how good-tempered he is.Thinking so much, does your father know!

After the sauce and honey are brushed on one by one, within a short time, the color of roasted chicken and roasted rabbit becomes very bright and attractive. The aroma of meat, the rich aroma of sauce and the light sweetness of honey are perfectly combined together. Floating along the light breeze.Cheng Yilang's eyes were fixed on the fat and tender roast chicken skewered on the bamboo branch, and he clicked his mouth from time to time. If it wasn't for the heat from the fire that was so uncomfortably roasted, he would have jumped into it and gnawed it.

"Okay, it's ready to eat now!" Fang Mu showed the hot, fresh and tender grilled chicken and roasted hare in front of them, his beautiful eyes were filled with a gentle smile, and the corners of his mouth were also raised up. With an obvious arc, she said, "Do you like chicken or rabbit meat?"

At first, Yu Wencheng was extremely happy, because Fang Mu was the first to ask for his opinion.However, the fact is that after he picked the roasted rabbit meat first, Fang Mu quickly picked up bamboo sticks skewered with golden yellow, shiny and tender meat, and handed them to Cheng Yilang, smiling, "Brother Yilang, here is your favorite food." grilled chicken!"

Then, she took a roasted hare and a roasted chicken off the bamboo branch, ripped off all the big and small bones, and placed the large pieces of meat that were glowing with heat and fragrance on the green leaves like a cattail leaf fan. In front of Qin Qiong, she said: "Brother eats half rabbit meat and half chicken, so do I!"

wow...

This is Yu Wencheng's heartbroken voice.

"Envy..." Cheng Yilang was so full of oil that he didn't forget to wink at Yu Wencheng, he said: "Fang Mu has always been very kind to her brother, and I don't know what good things Taipinglang did in his previous life to call him He has such luck! Ever since I was a child, what I wanted most was a girl like Fang Mu...er, siblings!"

Cheng Yilang almost missed the fact that Fang Mu was a woman, so he hurriedly hiccupped to cover it up, thinking he was too clever.

God is annoying!

Yu Wencheng didn't even want to look at Cheng Yilang, his eyes were full of fierce light, he stared straight at the brother and sister sitting side by side on the boulder, the movements of his hands didn't stop for a moment, but just a few strokes he took a whole The roasted rabbit was torn apart.

"You..." Fang Mu just put a piece of delicious rabbit leg meat into his mouth, and saw a few rough men with bright eyes staring at them... There was a roast chicken that had not been dismantled in front of him. and roasted hare.Those eyes were too fanatical, and looked a little penetrating.

"Hey hey, little brothers, let's discuss something!" The leader bared his white teeth and smirked before he could open his mouth. His dumbfounded appearance successfully weakened Fang Mu's defense and surprise. , he said: "That... that... Do you sell this barbecue? The price is negotiable, we have money!"

"...Don't sell it, don't sell it, this is just enough to fill our stomachs!" Cheng Yilang was impatient at the time, put down the half-eaten fresh and tender roast chicken, and shouted.

"You're all as skinny as chickens—" Before the leader finished speaking, the one next to him gagged his mouth, and if he continued, they wouldn't even be able to taste a piece of chicken skin.

"What our leader means is... can you spare one and sell it to us, just one!" This person usually frightens people with his eyes and teeth gritted, but he has never tried to be kind and kind. Once, the effect was really unbearable to look at directly, it looked like a human trafficker coaxing a baby.

"Yeah, let us have a taste! You said we were sleeping soundly in the woods, but we were woken up by the scent, and we couldn't fall asleep any more!" Someone chimed in.

Just at this moment, a few more people came, and they complained: "What are you doing roast chicken at night, and let no one sleep!"

"Yeah, after driving for a few days, I finally rested here for a night. I just fell asleep, and the smell attracted the greedy ones. I can't sleep!"

"Be kind, let's forget about selling us one, and we will be friends from now on!"

"Only sell one, which one of you will buy it?" Yu Wencheng asked, picking up a bamboo branch with a roast chicken on it.Two groups of people, one chicken, he is also wicked enough.

"Me, me, me! Sell it to me!"

"Roll, do you have as much silver as me?!"

"Can poor people afford chicken? Go back and eat dirt!"

"If you have the ability to spend money, I want to see who is poor!"

……

This is a murder caused by a chicken!

My mother, I was so scared that the chicken ass in my mouth fell to the ground!Cheng Yilang stared dumbfounded at the two groups of people who were arguing with his mouth half open.Then he turned his head to look at Yu Wencheng who had provoked the dispute with one hand, picked up his dick buttocks and shrank silently to the side.

In the end, it was Fang Muyun who came out with a roast chicken to calm the anger of the two parties. Although the brain hurt from the quarrel, the harvest was also quite fruitful. Two bags full of silver ingots really hurt the hands.

In this way, they traveled during the day, and at night they slept in the woods to enjoy a barbecue feast. They finally saw the shadow of Youzhou City that day.But Yu Wencheng had to say goodbye to Fang Mu and the others.Outside Youzhou City, Yuwen Chengdu's confidants stopped him and hurriedly called Yang Guang back to the capital to discuss important matters.The situation was urgent, so he had to go back to deal with it first.

This confidant was also puzzled, he sent the letter three times but failed to get a reply from the general, so he chased him day and night as a last resort.But it stands to reason that their carefully trained pigeons shouldn't have accidents one after another!He didn't know that Yuwen Chengdu had read the brief letter he sent to Yuwen Chengdu with a carrier pigeon.As for the three homing pigeons, they have died honorably.

Who told Fang Mu to want to drink pigeon soup for a few days...

"Grandpa, since you have something important to do, we won't keep you any longer. However, the wound on your arm is in the scab stage, and it may be a little itchy. Don't scratch it." Fang Mucong carried with him She took out two porcelain bottles, one green and one white, from her purse, and handed them to Yu Wencheng, she said: "The pills in the celadon bottle are taken internally, and the powders in the white porcelain bottle are applied externally, benefactor must remember."

"Yeah." Yu Wencheng stretched out his hand to pick it up, his fingertips seemed to touch Fang Mu's fingertips inadvertently, the numb feeling spread directly to his heart, and then his whole heart fell, as if being tender The tender cat's paws seemed to be scratching, and his heart itched unbearably.

"Grandpa, you have been refusing to tell me your name and address all along the way, but if we part like this today, I don't know when we will meet again..." Fang Mu quickly withdrew his hand, which was hidden in the sleeve of his robe. Inside, she calmed down her chaotic mood, and asked, "Your benefactor, please tell us your name and address!"

"No need." Yu Wencheng turned his horse's head and said in a low voice.His deep and cold eyes seemed to be ignited with clusters of flames at the moment, Fang Mu dared not look at him anymore.Before leaving, he dropped such a sentence: "We will see you again soon!"

"Look at the galloping posture of the little hero on the horse. He is so heroic, full of vigor, and full of arrogance!! I am really envious. I should have asked him to teach me earlier!" Cheng Yilang looked enviously at Yuwen Chengdu's cool horse riding forward. , said.

"Brother Yilang, don't worry, no matter how hard you learn, you will never be able to become like your benefactor!" Fang Mu said with a smile: "There is a prerequisite for such a vigorous and aggressive posture, that is, you must have a good-looking face!"

"Sister Amu, you...you don't like Brother Yilang anymore! How could you hurt my heart like this!" Cheng Yilang's heart was broken, and he felt that no matter what, he needed ten catties of secret braised beef to heal such a wound. pain.

The author has something to say: Don't stay up all night waiting for the second update, I don't know when I will finish writing, I will try to be as early as possible! (づ￣3￣)づ【Haha, it sounds like someone is willing to stay up late...】