The male god teases me every day [Entertainment]

Put away all the things in the living room that can't be seen by the girls, and then we sprayed the air freshener all over. After a group of people cleaned up, they gathered in the living room and sat upright, all of them looked like they were facing an enemy.

Min Yoongi glanced at him and asked, "Who saw Jimin?"

Kim Taehyung hurriedly reached out his hand: "Me!"

Min Yoongi: "Where is it?"

Kim Taehyung: "He's in the practice room."

What else can a practice madman do in the practice room?

Min Yoongi said: "Call people back, let's relax today."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kim Taehyung had already dialed his cell phone, and hung up without saying a few words.

Seeing everyone looking at him, he pointed to his phone and said, "Ji Min said he's back."

The doorbell rang.

Tian Jungkook hurriedly stood up: "I'll go and open the door!"

At the door, Park Jimin and Lee Eun-soo were talking.

The bag in Enyu's hand had already been transferred to him.

"What is so heavy?"

En Yu smiled mysteriously: "It's all delicious~"

Pu Zhi hugged the bag happily: "I happen to be hungry."

"Just finished practice?"

"Well, I don't even know what I'm supposed to do without practicing."

"I called you over for dinner tonight, why don't you come?"

Park Jimin looked at her helplessly: "What am I going to do, fool."

The door in front of him opened, revealing Tian Jungkook's childlike plain face, but his face was a little bumpy, and his skin looked not in good condition.

Before walking in, Enxi smelled the familiar ramen smell coming from the room, which was a bit pungent, mixed with the scent of lavender, which was strange, so she asked, "You don't think you will just treat ramen as dinner, right?" ?”

Tian Jungkook moved away, scratching his head embarrassingly: "I don't want to go out to eat, so I just cooked something casually."

In fact, they originally wanted to ask Brother Zhen to prepare it, but he obviously didn't want to cook on the first day of the new year, so everyone had to rely on their own efforts.

As for Park Jimin.

In order to lose weight, I didn't even eat dinner.

When Eun Yu entered, a group of sitting boys stood up one after another, and Kim Namjoon subconsciously said, "2! 3! Bulletproof!"

"We are BTS!"

Li Eunjin and Park Jimin were stunned in place, confused by his greeting.

Min Yoongi wiped his face speechlessly, and walked over to explain: "Conditional reflex."

Enyu laughed and said, "I can tell."

After casually saying hello, Eun Su and Min Yoongi sat together, took out the fresh-keeping boxes they brought one by one, and placed them on the table separately.

"It's really convenient for everyone to be here. I made a little more at night. Don't be polite, eat quickly."

When a group of people saw the sushi, bread, snacks and cold dishes spread out, their eyes lit up.

They swallowed involuntarily, their hands eager to move.

Min Yoongi got up to get the chopsticks: "Eat."

The real power issued the order, and the boys who picked up the chopsticks instantly raised their knives and dropped them, and swords and swords competed with each other on the table.

Park Jimin lay on the table and watched with a smile.

Enyu asked, "What do you want to eat? I'll help you get it."

Park Jimin squinted his eyes and thought for a while: "Ramen."

Eun Sung nodded, and asked Min Yoongi next to him, "Can I borrow your kitchen?"

Min Yoongi was stuffing a piece of sushi into his mouth. After hearing what she said, he stood up and took her to the small kitchen, where he briefly introduced the tools and food.

"What are you going to do?" he asked.

En Yu took out two eggs, a small piece of bacon and a pack of ramen from the refrigerator. Unfortunately, there was no lettuce, so she made up with kimchi.

"Make noodles for Jimin, he didn't eat dinner."

Min Yoongi said, "Why don't you ask me if I have eaten?"

Enyu pushed the person out with a funny face: "The table is full of your favorite food, if you don't go there, there will be nothing left."

She made those according to Min Yoongi's taste.

After driving people out of the kitchen, Enyu turned around and began to do something, with a serious smile on her face.

Start a fire and pour water.

While the water was boiling, break two eggs into a bowl, pour some pepper and salt, dice the bacon, and cut the spicy cabbage into strips.

After the water boils, put the noodle cakes in. After the noodles soften, pour in the bacon, seasonings and spicy cabbage. When the whole pot boils, pour in the eggs in the bowl. The egg whites will turn white when they meet water, and the liquid The egg yolk is also solidified in an instant.

The smell of hot food wafts out of the kitchen, and the smell of hot food is always more attractive than desserts.

Tian Jungkook licked his lips, stood up holding his chopsticks, and went into the kitchen.

"What is my sister cooking?" He stood behind Li Enyu, looking at the noodles in the pot with his height, and couldn't help swallowing.

The noodles in the pot looked and smelled better than those on the table.

Li Enyu turned off the fire, looked at Tian Zhengguo's greedy bunny expression, picked up a few noodles into the bowl with serving chopsticks, added some bacon and kimchi, and handed the bowl to her: "Have a taste?"

The amount was so small that it wasn't even enough for him to eat a single bite.

But Tian Jungkook still took small sips of it as if it were a treasure, and instantly showed a satisfied expression.

——My sister’s cooking tastes better than their soaking!

Seeing Tian Jungkook's satisfied expression, Eunyu's slightly nervous expression immediately turned into a smile. She turned around and poured all the noodles in the pot into a bowl, and shouted, "Jimin! It's time to eat!"

Park Jimin hurried over.

Behind him, a group of boys followed the fragrance.

Tian Zhengguo didn't take his eyes off the delicious bowl of ramen, saw that Park Jimin had already started to eat with the bowl, he greedily went over: "Brother Jimin~"

The child's voice softened, with a strong milky air.

Brother Kongmin raised his eyes: "Want to eat?"

Tian Jungkook nodded like a pounding garlic: "I want to!"

Park Jimin laughed, and asked him to get another bowl, and divided half of it.

The youngest is still in the developmental period, so he already eats a lot. Although the sushi is delicious, it is obvious that the hot noodles are more exciting in the winter.

Zheng Haoxi swallowed when he smelled the fragrance: "It's different to have a woman at home. Brother, I'm so hungry."

Jin Shuozhen beside him also pawed at the door and said, "I'm hungry too."

Kim Namjoon still had sushi in his mouth, he swallowed it whole, then walked to Jimin, "Let me have a bite too."

My brother snatches food, so I have to let it go.

Park Jimin picked up a few and fed him.

Jin Namjoon was particularly domineering when he ate, biting the noodles and slamming them into his mouth, without even biting them.

As a result, the noodles in Park Jimin's bowl dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he hurriedly stopped: "Brother Namjoon!"

Kim Namjoon bit off his face embarrassingly, his bulging cheeks obviously ate a lot.

Li Enyu, who was cleaning the countertop, looked back and couldn't help laughing.

Min Yoongi also walked over: "Let me try it too."

Park Jimin, who was feeding Kim Taehyung noodles, refused: "Brother asked Eun-soo to cook again, I don't have enough."

As the only one among the members who dared to reject Min Shikwon, Park Jimin was very courageous relying on his status as a rising brother-in-law.

Li Enyu smiled and pulled Min Yoongi over: "Don't eat his food, he has been hungry for a long time."

Min Yoongi was dissatisfied: "Why wouldn't he give it to me if he gave it to everyone?"

Chung Ho-seok and Kim Seok-jin, who took a sip of the soup and noodles, secretly called Min Yoongi aside.

Eun Sung watched them muttering strangely, and then heard Min Yoongi's helpless voice.

"How can there be such a thing?"

Jung Ho-seok held Min Yoongi's waist coquettishly, and Kim Seok-jin put his hands on his shoulders.

"The important task given to you by the organization, after I succeed in stealing the teacher, you will be able to eat the same type of ramen every day in the future."

Seeing him coming over with a frowning face, Enyu smiled and said, "What's the matter?"

Min Yoongi turned his head and saw that everyone except Park Jimin and Tian Jung were staring at him with piercing eyes, and felt a great burden.

Fortunately, the younger brothers said that even Brother Zhen did the same, so he felt a little hard to refuse.

"They all want to eat." He scratched his hair: "How about you teach me, and I'll make it for them."

En Yu, who understood in seconds, couldn't help laughing out loud: "Are you hungry? But haven't you just eaten ramen?"

Bangtanzhong: How can cup noodles soaked in boiling water compare to those cooked in a wok? !

Eun Sung didn't wait for Min Yoongi to answer her, but just said, "Brother, can you help me? I might not be able to make ramen for seven people."

Min Yoongi glared at the brothers behind him, and then he and Li Eunyu were busy in the hot kitchen.

Serving for seven people is mainly about the size, not the difficulty. The process is the same as before. They don’t have a big pot in their kitchen, so they can only cook one bowl for each person, and let them take out a bowl after cooking.

The few packets of ramen noodles, eggs, and a large box of kimchi left in the refrigerator were all used up.

Seeing that Min Yoongi was sweating on his busy forehead, Eun Ji took a tissue and wiped it for him: "It's all burnt, why are you still eating?"

Min Yoongi put on plastic gloves and began to wash the countertop: "It's too hot."

He intends to let it cool down before eating.

The two came out after cleaning up the messy kitchen.

There were seven people sitting in the living room, all of them burying their heads in the bowl of ramen and eating vigorously, looking as if they were very hungry.

The sushi dim sum that Li Enjin had brought before had been swept away long ago.

Originally thought it was too much, but she seemed to have underestimated the amount of food the boys had on vacation.

but......

En Yu was startled, and counted the heads.

There are seven people sitting at the dining table, but Min Yoongi is next to him, who is the extra person?

Min Yoongi was also taken aback.

"This?"

Fang Shihe put down his chopsticks contentedly, raised his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead and the soup from the corners of his mouth with a paper towel, sighed and raised his thumbs up to Enyu.

"Auntie, the ramen you made is really delicious, Jin, you need to learn more."

Jin Shuozhen hurriedly put down his chopsticks: "Yes! I will work hard!"

Eun Yu and Min Yoongi looked at each other, gaping at Bang Shi Hyuk who shouldn't be here.

When did he come here?Why was there no sound at all just now?

Most importantly, the portion he ate seemed to belong to Min Yoongi...

Li Eunyu bowed to him in a panic: "Hello! That, that, I'm here to visit Jimin!"

Bang Shi Hyuk rubbed his stomach and smiled kindly: "We, Jimin and Suga, have bothered you to take care of them."

He didn't point it out, but he used this way to tell En Shu that he already knew.

Li Eun-suk seemed a little flustered and at a loss, and subconsciously gave Min Yoongi a look of asking for help.

Min Yoongi held his hand: "Fang PD, did you eat my share?"

Fang Shihyuk showed a kind smile, and he didn't feel guilty at all: "You will have a chance to eat in the future, and it's rare for me to taste it, doesn't it matter?"

"..." Min Yoongi smiled and said, "It doesn't matter."

Can he say it matters?

Fang Shihyuk originally just came to see the situation of the members, but as soon as he entered the door and smelled the aroma, he sat down immediately, ate up the only bowl of noodles that had no owner, and then left with a laugh.

So Min Yoongi has been busy for such a long time, but he still can't eat the noodles cooked by Li Eunyu, and his resentment is very strong.

In order to prevent his grievance from affecting everyone, all the members headed by Jin Shuozhen drove the two out.

As the name suggests, don't waste your wonderful time.

Unreasonably looking at the closed door of the dormitory, Min Yoongi took a deep breath.

He really wants to hit someone right now.

After observing the harmonious atmosphere in their group, Li Enyu couldn't help but think of the situation in his own group, and held Min Yoongi's hand enviously: "It's great that my brother can meet such a group member."

Min Yoongi said, "You just see how things look good now."

Namjoon and Taehyung had a fight before, he would not tell Eunsu.

The author has something to say: last night the baby was bitten by mosquitoes at least ten times :)

I'm so angry that I don't want to update.

Actually, I don't believe that boys are nice and never quarreled.

They are all young people in their 20s, the most loyal young people are the most likely to quarrel

so hey hey