[Comprehensive] The hero Fu Jiang is always doing things

[Extra: "Dedicated to You Who Are Alone, A Deep Kiss Until Death"]

One day, Tomie Kawakami carefully watched the popular "One Hundred Things Couples Must Do" on the Internet, and said to Shi Xin: "Shi Xinxin, don't you think that as a god of love, your practical experience is not rich enough? "

As soon as he heard it, he knew that this guy was going to do something again, but Shi Xin thought about it, rather than running to torment innocent people because he was bored, it was better to let him torment himself, "So?"

"Let's do what couples should do!"

"……what ever."

1. Keep pets together

When Shi Xin came back from his mission, he saw that the tall and handsome young man at home had changed into a snake form.

Stone Heart: "..."

Shi Xin: "Pets?"

Tomie Kawakami: "Yes."

He rolled up his lower body, because the control form became more and more arbitrary. Compared with the horror of alien species before, he is now more like a snake demon in a fairy tale.

In order to look more like a pet, he even deliberately created the effect of scales on the snake that was originally a piece of meat.

Shi Xin paused, and said to the triumphant Tomie Kawakami, "I think of a word."

Kawakami Tomie blinked, expecting: "What?"

Shi Xin: "Snake spirit disease."

Tomie Kawakami: "..."

2. Go to the shrine together

Before the shrine, Shi Xin sensed the aura of the gods inside, and welcomed her, but facing Tomie Kawakami...

Shi Xin: "Although your sins have disappeared, but with your heart, I am afraid that there will be no return."

Kawakami Tomie: "Tsk, what about holding a wedding?"

His tone was too reasonable, Shi Xin got stuck, "When is the wedding going to be held?"

Kawakami Tomie held her arm, his handsome face was full of accusations, "Officer, are you going to give up!? Even if I have fallen into prostitution, I still have a heart for you!"

Shi Xin's face was numb, and he heard the gods whispering in the bushes.

"Hey, is this the scene where a scumbag is being scumbag?"

"As expected of Master Chang's fellow disciple, 666!"

"I seem to have read this book—"

"—Du Shiniang from the Tang Kingdom!"

"Wow……"

Kawakami Tomie let out a "嘿", and said delicately: "Officer, do you like this kind of slave family?"

Shi Xin smiled, pressed Tomie Kawakami into the ground, and said softly, "I'm asking you to read more classical literature to cultivate your self-cultivation, not to increase your drama."

3. Watch a movie together

Tomie Kawakami: "...The last time we went to the Grudge after watching "The Grudge"."

Shi Xin rubbed his chin: "Watching "Midnight Ring" this time?"

Kawakami Tomie: "qaq, I'm afraid, what if those ghosts are jealous of my beauty?"

Shi Xin: "...you think too much."

4. Get drunk together

Shi Xin: "I can't get drunk."

Kawakami Tomie went down with a glass of white wine and began to undress.

Shi Xin grabbed him, and he winked, grabbed her waist, and danced a pole dance.

"Shi Xinxin, do you love me!"

"do not love."

"Shi Xinxin, do you hate me!"

"Don't hate."

"Heart of Stone... Chick Chick..."

She picked up the man who was close to 1.9 meters and walked into the bedroom. He clamped her waist, crying like a koala.

"I would be sad if you died," she said to him.

Tomie Kawakami stopped tears in an instant, and moved his hands and feet aggressively, "Then let's do something happy."

"..." Shi Xin said calmly, "Don't worry, I will let you have a meaningful night."

Hearing this, Tomie Kawakami blushed with excitement.

Then, he was tied into a cicada chrysalis and listened to Shi Xin's "History of Western Philosophy" all night.

Tomie Kawakami: tat

5. Watch the stars together

It's a pity that there are no stars to be seen in Tokyo tonight. Tomie Kawakami, who had been preparing for a long time, fell into childish resentment.

The wind on the top of the mountain was strong, Shi Xin touched his head and said, "Want to see?"

Kawakami Tomie himself wasn't very interested, but because it was the first time he and Shi Xin saw it, it made sense.

Shi Xin thought for a while and said, "Catch me."

Tomie Kawakami hugged her obediently.

Shi Xin froze for a moment, she was not used to the posture of sitting in his arms.

But Kawakami Tomie likes it, because it's like trapping her, which is very reassuring.

In such trivial matters, Shi Xin basically followed him, adjusted his posture, engulfed the two of them, and began to move.

When the surrounding wind calmed down, Tomie Kawakami discovered that Shi Xin had made a barrier with Qi, and they were in the sky.

But compared to this, the scene in front of him surprised him even more, it was a beautiful starry sky.

The stars seemed to be within reach, twinkling around them.

He cautiously reached out his hand and tried to touch it, but couldn't catch anything.

Kawakami Tomie muttered: "It's all in the sky, why can't I still touch the stars?"

Such innocent words made Shi Xin laugh, and she explained: "Although we are in the stratosphere now, the stars we actually see are still phantoms formed by the light of planets other than the earth that reached the earth several years ago .”

Kawakami Tomie curled his lips, "It's so boring that you can't see it."

He looked at Shi Xin from the side, and suddenly moved closer and kissed her eyes, and said, "You still look at me, although my light is comparable to the sun and the moon, but I can touch and touch."

Only Tomie Kawakami can say such a boastful and self-selling statement with confidence.

Shi Xin thought so.

She watched him get closer and closer, until the eyes that were originally full of starlight were blocked by darkness, and only the man's deep voice sounded in her ears, "Compared to such a boring starry sky, just look at me."

Even if there is no light on his body, he still wants to be watched by the light.

Shi Xin said softly: "Okay."

6. Bad Love Letter

When he wrote the opening "To Dear Shi Xinxin" for the nth time, Tomie Kawakami felt a sense of frustration from the bottom of his heart.

Facts have proved that not everyone can write a love letter.

As a person whose skill points are basically on making troubles except for being beautiful and beautiful, besides his rich experience in molesting Shi Xin, he is completely hard at work on serious confessions.

Kawakami Tomie thought sadly, who gave him only the experience of being confessed.

In the end, he found a high-scoring love letter template in a love letter contest on the forum, and when he was about to copy it, he found something was wrong.

【Your eyes are passionate and charming. 】

This sentence can't be wanted, those gray eyes don't have that kind of vulgar sentimentality, as for charming, Kawakami Tomie, whose aesthetics has been completely wronged, said that it's too vulgar, that kind of indifference and emotionlessness is the best.

【Your character is so noble. 】

Oh, Kawakami Tomie sneered, he didn't believe that the character of the owner of the love letter could be as good as his Shi Xinxin.

【Your character is so gentle. 】

What is the use of ordinary gentleness, it is the kindness shown by the strong above the cold justice!

【I would like to use my strong body to block all wind and rain for you. 】

Kawakami Tomie snorted, look, this is where the weak and the weak are boring, if it is Shi Xinxin, even in the dark night, there is still a ray of light.

The more I read it, the more I disdain it, especially when I found that many people left messages under this love letter, "The girlfriend of the strategist is really nice" and "Must be a goddess level", Tomie Kawakami exploded instantly.

He rolled up his sleeves, like afterimages, from both the front and the side, plus various sceneries, case descriptions, and detailed descriptions, those anthologies that Shi Xin grabbed him to read played a great role at this moment , he was simply inspired.

After writing Shi Xin from beginning to end, Tomie Kawakami published it.

There are many people who pay attention to this competition, at least his long speech has aroused the curiosity of many people.

It wasn't until Tomie Kawakami refreshed that he found a bunch of messages.

"Well, floor lord, this is a love letter contest, not religious worship..."

"As a believer, I can feel the devotion of the master's faith, but I don't know which religion the master believes in? Is this the god who saves the world?"

"No, don't you think the description of the layer master is very sacred... and erotic?"

"I just want to say to the owner of the wrong post that it is right to have a firm belief, but it is not good to blaspheme the gods. Come back from the wrong road!"

Kawakami Tomie took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and typed a line, "It's none of your business!"

7. Send flowers

Shi Xin asked, "What flowers do you want?"

As if thinking of something, Kawakami Tomie said with a half-smile: "Lily."

Stone Heart: "..."

Kawakami Tomie put his head on her lap with a smile and said, "After all, this is the first time you sent me flowers."

Shi Xin used her fingers to straighten his curled hair, and said, "I really want it?"

"Then..." Tomie Kawakami said, "Black Rose?"

He moaned: "'You are a demon and mine'."

This kind of romance is beyond Shi Xin's understanding, after all, raising a demon is not an easy task.

You have to smooth his hair well, have enough power to prevent him from doing evil, ensure that he will not harm the world, and properly satisfy his desires.

also-

Kawakami Tomie rubbed her thigh and said, "I have already thought about the flowers for you."

Shi Xin raised her eyebrows, "Oh?"

He smiled wickedly, pointed to himself, "It's me."

"In your garden, just one of my flowers will do."

——Facing the devil's extreme possessiveness.

Shi Xin lowered her eyes and said, "Even if there are only stones in my garden?"

The devil stared at her, and was as pure as an angel for a moment, "It's okay, who made me a devil."

Even if there is no rain to moisten it, it can still devour hard stones for a living.

——like this, the flower of evil.

She couldn't help laughing, "It's also a kind of beauty."

8. Role-playing

Tomie Kawakami: "Warrior, savior, witch, exorcist... which one do you like?"

Seeing the pile of costumes singing "Hallelujah" in front of him, Shi Xin fell silent.

She asked with difficulty: "What about you?"

Kawakami Tomie silently took out a bunch of villain outfits that didn't look like good people, and said, "Do you like to kill dragons, devil kings, monsters or demons?"

Shi Xin twitched the corners of his mouth, should he praise him for his self-knowledge, or should he complain about his enjoyment?

9. Go to a haunted house together

"So that's why you want to follow me to do this mission?" Shi Xin said helplessly, "Just because this time you're pulling strings for the heroine in "Midnight Ring"?"

"What a great opportunity," Tomie Kawakami blinked, "Shi Xinxin, I will be your strong backing later."

Then, when watching the video tape to lead out Sadako, Tomie Kawakami lay down on Shi Xin's back in fright.

Stone Heart: "..."

It is indeed a "strong" backing.

Sadako, who hadn't done anything yet, curled her lips, "Big sister, your boyfriend is so mean."

When Tomie Kawakami heard the words, he was furious and transformed into a different form, saying, "Little ghost, who are you calling inferior!?"

This is the first time I saw such a big snake, the body of the snake was still made of human faces, Sadako burst into tears in fright, and threw herself into Shi Xin's arms, "Woooooo sister, it's scary to have a strange snake !"

Tomie Kawakami: "..."

Shi Xin: "Pfft."

Kawakami Tomie: "Damn brat, I'm going to beat you to death!!!"

10. A kiss

At the beginning, when Tomie Kawakami insisted on following Shi Xin on difficult missions, Shi Xin refused, "It's very dangerous."

Tomie Kawakami: "Then I'm going even more!"

Shi Xin: "If you go, I will be in more danger."

Tomie Kawakami: "...I really don't want to do anything now, trust me!"

Shi Xin calmly said: "But you will lower my IQ."

What she said was so reasonable that Kawakami Tomie was angry for several days and refused to talk to her, even though he still stuck to her and refused to come down.

Shi Xin sighed and said, "Give me a reason."

Kawakami Tomie said aggrievedly: "I'm afraid you won't come back."

Shi Xin frowned, "I promised to accompany you."

Shaking his head, Tomie Kawakami said in a rare serious way: "I know you are trustworthy, but I am always afraid. You said that if you like someone, that person will become the coordinates to determine your existence."

"You don't have coordinates, what if you lose your direction?"

Mingming said such a thing, but he laughed, "So, I will walk with you, even if you lose your way, I will get lost with you."

Shi Xin looked at him for a long time, then turned away, and said softly, "Okay."

"Shi Xinxin, aren't you super touched?" Tomie Kawakami said with a smile.

Shi Xin paused, turned around, hooked his fingers towards him, and said, "Come here."

Kawakami Tomie leaned on the past, "What's wrong?"

Shi Xin said to him, "Kiss me."

Kawakami Tomie froze for a long while before saying in a hoarse voice, "I obey."

He half raised his body and kissed her lips.

"I will always be by your side, even if I die, I will not stop."

he said to his god.

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