[One Piece] Lava and Red Rose

The children grow up day by day, and survive the most difficult baby stage. The twins whose facial features gradually grow, become round and soft, start to grow teeth, and are extremely curious about everything around them, begin to enter the cutest and most beautiful stage. Lovely time - they are learning to walk and talk.

Doflamingo: "........."

Twins (drooling and blinking): "~~~~ (The background is full of small flowers.)"

Innissis: "Pfft..."

"Laughing fart!!" The embarrassing pirate leader growled ferociously at his cousin who was sitting on the side knitting a sweater, making up his mind to watch until the end and never lending a helping hand. The cousin's slightly threatening 'don't be in the children Swearing in front of me' in the warning sound cut silently, once again bitter and bitter... Slowly picked up the "Handbook for Preschool Children Recognizing Pictures", opened it, and picked up two still sucking their fingers ignorant of innocence , staring at him with glowing eyes... in front of the child in the pink feather coat—

Doflamingo has never felt so aggrieved, but being stared at by those two pairs of innocent eyes that seem to have the twinkling stars in them, even if he can't wait to burn this mentally handicapped picture recognition manual to a certain degree immediately. The ashes were poured into the toilet and flushed away, but they could only... stretch out their fingers in humiliation, pointing at the fruit pattern on it, trying to mobilize their tongue, and speak as slowly as possible:

"Hey, little devils, this is Xi-melon, read it to me, Xi-melon!"

"Ah, ah Yi... yes, yes wow... yes!" Vladimir (Varoja), who was born an hour earlier than his younger brother, was obviously less than two years old, but his intelligence was obviously developed better than ordinary babies.The little doll held back with great effort, and opened her mouth, revealing the newly erupted deciduous teeth and fleshy gums, faltering a few times, as if imitating Doflamingo's speech, and let out a cry. A few gasps.

Doflamingo raised his eyebrows, and felt the little baby's hard work miraculously, so he repeated patiently: "Xi-melon-is Xi, not tie, Xi-melon."

Vladimir seemed to know that he was not right, so he pursed his lips awkwardly, hummed a few times, and forced his face to turn red, only then managed to find a sense of language.He wrinkled his little face and tried to shout loudly: "Xi-wow!"

Doflamingo: "..." Seeing him working so hard, I couldn't bear to correct him.

(Inesis is completely softened by the cuteness, holding her face silently intoxicated.)

Judging from the adult's reaction, he seemed to know that he was still wrong. Little Vladimir, who was sitting on the carpet with his baby bottle in his arms, flattened his mouth, and his fleshy little face instantly turned red, and he groaned extremely aggrieved: "How much?" F..."

The little doll speaks the most fluently only when he is acting like a baby, especially when he calls their furry uncle (baby father).

"Pfft!" The baby voice with a milky smell made the mother sitting on the sofa knitting a sweater burst into laughter, for fear of hurting her son's fragile self-esteem, the blond mother turned her face away, holding back her smile trembling.

Doflamingo glared at her, then stroked Vladimir's black, shaggy head encouragingly, and praised, "That's right, smarter than your brother."

"Gah--" As soon as he said this, Valentin (Valya), who was still playing with his toes next to him, quit.She also has black hair, but her eyes follow her mother's, a magnificent dark blue like the abyss of the deep sea.Those big eyes that shone like crumbled stars were suddenly covered with mist, and immediately dropped the saliva-filled feeding bottle in his arms, and his mouth burst open.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Doflamingo let out a headache, and quickly picked up the spoiled little guy and put it on his shoulders: "I just said this, why are you so angry?!" He quickly grabbed the rattle plug next to him In the hands of the arrogant youngest son, he slammed the colorful rattle to divert his attention.

"...... Woo." Vladimir, who was a little shyer than his younger brother, wrinkled his whole little face with envy when he saw that his younger brother could play on the shoulder of an adult again.He groaned twice, but failed to attract the attention of Valentin's uncle who was coaxing his temper impatiently. Slowly gather tears.

Because of her blindness, Innissis has cultivated her senses to a high level in recent years. She has been paying attention to the movement of the older and younger children. My mother held back her laughter, and coughed loudly twice: "Ahem!!"

After finally teasing the domineering and willful little Valentin, he squatted on his shoulder and laughed, and Doflamingo gave his cousin an annoyed look: "What are you doing?!"

Innissis turned to little Vladimir, who was brewing golden beans with puffed cheeks, and gestured for the tall, blond man who was unexpectedly loved by the little babes to hurry up and see the little doll who 'felt neglected and wronged' .

Doflamingo turned his head following her prompts, and sure enough, the black-haired little doll who had shown excellent qualities such as hard work, diligence, and even studious since childhood was flushing from the suffocation, and her cheeks were bulging like a chipmunk. , the big light gray eyes were misty, looking like he was about to drop Jindouzi's grievance...

...... Fuck.

Quickly picked him up and put him on the other shoulder!The big pirate Don Quixote Doflamingo, who is more than three meters tall, has broad shoulders and narrow waist, but not too exaggerated, happens to have a little black-haired milk baby lying on both shoulders at this time, and is constantly being sucked by the milk baby They instructed them to get the toys on the ground, that is to say, he was taller than ordinary people, otherwise there would have been no room for the toys of the two nannies on his shoulders.

The pink feather coat is fluffy and soft, and is loved by children. The youngest son, who is overly cheerful and has the same blue eyes as his mother, hugs his own rabbit puppet and laughs shriekingly from Doflamingo. The soft and smooth feather coat had no resistance, allowing him to play the figure slide smoothly, and finally rolled on the carpet with a giggling laugh, and then crawled over and dragged Doflamingo The corner of the clothes will come again...

Well, this almost opened the door to a new world for the slightly reserved little Vladimir.In a few seconds, the screaming little dumpling that slid off Doflamingo's back turned into two...

"........." Numbly repeated, he picked up the excited little meat balls and put them on his shoulders, and then let them use themselves as a slide, and after sliding down, he ran to hug such a special child Method, Doflamingo sullenly gritted his teeth amidst Innissis' almost collapsed laughter.

Raised these two children with feces and piss from a young age. They are very popular with the twins. Quixote Doflamingo's journey of raising children is hard to describe.

Innissis patted her chest to breathe, and almost laughed under the sofa.

She could actually see such a scene in her lifetime...

As expected of her sons, they are so capable.

The author has something to say:

Let’s play bad brother Ming’s parenting diary again, and then we will continue the plot_(:з」∠)_

I suddenly want to play a wave of dog blood dogs passing by, don't stop me, I want to abuse the red dog again