[Comprehensive British and American] Alien girls are still saving the earth today

Although most of the residents of the Deep Spring galaxy can turn into human form after adulthood to facilitate survival on land and expand outward, Jinx is still used to sleeping in the pool.

The planet R01 is full of yellow sand all year round, and the water source is pitifully scarce. It has to rely on the military spacecraft to deliver daily necessities every week. In addition to dry food and clothing, these daily necessities also have enough seawater to fill the large swimming pool of the garrison base.The men in the garrison brigade have no complaints about carrying seawater in addition to carrying dry food, clothing, guns and ammunition. In the words of the team leader, Major General Jinx and the number one fanboy Rickman, everything the team leader says is right. Not to mention a swimming pool, even if he opened an ocean world on planet R01, he must do it.

Then he was kicked to the ground by Jinx, who was extremely sensitive to "Sea World", and stomped on his face several times.

The so-called "big" of the swimming pool at the R01 planet garrison base is actually only compared to the R01 planet in the desert landform. , wearing a swimsuit, floating in the pool.

It can be said that Jinx, the five-meter-long blue-ringed octopus, is very wronged.

When Xingjue tiptoed over the swimming pool wall, Jinx was floating on the swimming pool as a floating corpse. She heard the movement made by Xingjue, she turned her head slightly, and was looking at Xingjue who was patting his pants.

Xingjue smiled and took a step forward.

Jinx turned his hand into a tentacle and patted Xingjue's feet, stirring up a burst of fine dust, which made Xingjue cough uncontrollably.

"What are you doing?" Jinx withdrew his hand, swam to the shore, pulled his hands on the shore, and asked Star-Lord with a cold face.

When the Guardians of the Galaxy first came to planet R01, she didn't like Star-Lord very much. She couldn't think for more than six seconds, so she often had a very stubborn first impression of a person. Star-Lord used to be a space pirate. displease her.

More importantly, this person's talking skills are comparable to Rocket Raccoon's. Communicating with him makes Jinx, who can't think for more than six seconds, feel headache every second.

So she likes the tree figure Groot the most, and she keeps saying "I am Groot" over and over again.

As for the specific meaning expressed by "I am Groot" in a specific environment, anyway, except for Rocket Raccoon, everyone is equally confused.

Xingjue covered his nose and coughed, and fanned the dust in front of his face with the other hand, and said with difficulty, "Major General Jinx...I...I'm here to ask you a question."

"what is the problem?"

"Your swimsuit is too conservative. You have such a good figure. Have you ever considered swimming in a bikini?"

"..."

Jinx thinks for five seconds, then asks, "What's a bikini?"

Xingjue paused, coughed twice, roughly gestured with his hands, and drew two circles and an inverted triangle: "It probably looks like this...but that's not the point, I'm here to ask you if you're going to Earth of."

Jinx frowned: "Didn't you just plan to ask me a question?"

"...The one in front is just a joke!" Star-Lord sighed, walked up to Jinx, and sat down with his pants up, regardless of the dust underneath. He took out a Walkman from his pocket and asked, " Did Admiral Jinx use a Walkman?"

Jinx felt that his brows were almost wrinkled: "How many questions do you want to ask me?"

The expression on Xingjue's face froze again before he handed an earphone to Jinx: "Major General Jinx can listen to it, this is... music from Earth."

Hearing that this is music from the earth, Jinx frowned. Since the military intends to conquer the earth, it must understand the earth from all angles.

Among them, of course, is the music of the earth.

She put the earbuds in their sockets, and backed away from the scream of "I'mccccherrybomb".

The Deep Spring Galaxy also has pop songs, including the ethereal singing of the humpback whale, the mischievous ditties of the killer whale, and the rock and roll of the roaring great white shark.Jinx likes to listen to the light-hearted tunes of Orcas on the battlefield. With the bonus of BGM, she can kill ten more enemies every 10 minutes.

Obviously, the music of the earth is not within her aesthetic range.

"It's great. This is The Runaway, the hottest girl band in the United States. This song "Cherry Bomb" is the most classic, and young people like it. If you hum 'I'mccccherrybomb' on the street, ten people will respond to you, and there will be Eight people praised you for your taste, and there are five people who want to make friends with you!'" Xingjue looked embarrassed.

Well, since young people like...

Still frowning, Jinx put the earbuds back on.

"If..." Xingjue paused, "Major General Jinx, after you return from your mission, can you bring me a few more tapes."

Jinx thought about it for five seconds, the big deal is to pack all the tapes on the earth before the earth is destroyed, and inform Rickman that they will send the spaceship to deliver the goods, so she nodded: "Yes .”

Xingjue's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands like a mosquito before sucking blood: "Let's do this! Let me tell Major General Jinx what you should do when you go to Earth!"

Jinx doubted: "Have you ever been to Earth?"

Xingjue smiled and said, "I'm from Earth."

Jinx: "..."

After thinking for three seconds, she decided not to tell this poor earthling that she was going to destroy his home planet.

……

The next day, Rickman, who was plowing the land in front of the base and preparing to plant cauliflower, saw a young woman with curly black hair, wearing a bright red shoulder pad jacket, black tight-fitting leggings, and bright yellow jelly shoes. When such a woman appeared in such a rigorous place as the base, Rickman immediately stopped digging up the soil, supported his body with a hoe, and said with a bad look: "Hey, the lady in front is just you, who are you?" , this is the base of the R01 military headquarters of the Deep Spring galaxy, idlers, etc..."

The young woman in front of her turned her head, and the words behind him stuck in her throat, and the hoe that was supporting her body "slapped" and fell into the soil that had just been scooped up.

"... Big... Captain?"

Their captain, Major General Jinx, took off the earphones in his ears, blinked his eyes covered with thick mascara: "Ah, what?"

"You..." Rickman, the number one fanboy, thought for a while before turning a corner, "When are you going to Earth?"

"Now."

"Now?!" Rickman was shocked, "We are not ready for the farewell party yet! I have already notified the military department and sent the freshest canned tuna! I also ordered many bouquets of roses from the next planet !"

Jinx wiped the corner of his mouth with red lip glaze expressionlessly: "It is said that the earth has more delicious food, so you can use those cans to have a party."

"Where are the roses?"

Jinx glanced at the soil that Rickman had just picked up: "Grow it with cauliflower."

Rickman: "..."

"Then..." Rickman pondered, "Captain, your outfit..."

"Oh, this one?" Jinx twitched a strand of curly hair beside his cheeks with orange blush, "Xingjue said this is the most common outfit on Earth, and twenty people would praise me on the street Hipster, ten people would want to befriend me."

She shook her earphones: "I'm listening to Redbone's "eayourlove". Xingjue said it's the best song on earth. Walking on the street and humming a few words, ten people will dance along with it, and five people will think about it. Make friends with me."

Rickman: "... Captain, do you really want to make friends?"

"Make more friends on Earth, and you will learn more about Earth." Jinx said seriously, "Everything is for conquering Earth."

Rickman: "...I always feel..."

You were deceived by Star-Lord.

When Jinx boarded the spaceship, he was used as a walkman and was playing the "Golden Song 1980" copied from the Star Lord's tape. The light brain Chris II forcibly cut off the playback of the song "eayourlove", and the mechanical female voice Quite dissatisfied: [Major General Jinx, with all due respect, Marshal Enrique will fill up your pond when he sees your current attire. 】

Faced with her adoptive father's anger, Jinx naturally couldn't say the slogan "Whoever touches my pond, I'll destroy his paradise", she was expressionless, and asked directly: "Has the information on the other side of the earth been sorted out? "

【certainly. 】Chris No. 40 said, 【Admiral Anthony was active on Earth in the [-]s, you can act in the name of his descendants, which will save a lot of trouble. 】

Admiral Anthony is the military doctor who diagnosed that Jinx was mentally attacked by the US special police. He and Marshal Enrique are close friends. It can be said that he watched Jinx grow up, and he often teased the people of Deep Springs. One of those unscrupulous elders who visited her at SeaWorld.He looks handsome, but he has no strict military style. Whether he is speaking on TV or participating in a military parade, his military uniform is loosely draped over his shoulders, revealing the big gold chain around his neck and the colorful silk shirt.

When Jinx heard that she was going to act in the name of his descendants on Earth, she curled her lips. She rarely had these subtle expressions, and most of them were expressionless without thinking.

[Your identity background has been randomly generated, the name is Jinx Garner, the granddaughter of the famous movie star Anthony Garner in the golden age of Hollywood, born in San Jose, California, and currently transferred to East High School in Queens, New York.His resume has won the championship of the National High School Mathematical Contest in Modeling, the champion of the Princeton University Mathematical Contest, and the champion of the Stanford University Mathematical Contest...]

"...Why is it mathematics?" Jinx was expressionless, but her heart was still boiling. She even felt that it was the intention of the old guys in the military who were keen to see her jokes.

The Deep Spring Galaxy Military University also needs to study mathematics, but Jinx can get a headache after looking at the function inequality in less than six seconds, so her mathematical theory is all zero points, and she only relied on her fists to kill a bloody road.

[This is more like a top student. 】

"Why do you have to be top students?" Jinx asked.

When she was in the military university, she was lagging behind because of her math grades, so her comprehensive grades were not in the upper reaches, but after joining the army, she was the one with the highest achievements among the students of that class, so she did not believe in the myth of top students. A member of the R01 garrison brigade Almost all of them are scumbags.

The math scores are all zero, the real scumbag.

Chris No. [-] paused, and said meaningfully: [Mastering advanced mathematics means mastering the world. On Earth, everyone is more willing to make friends with top students. 】

Jinx: "...Earthlings are really superficial."

She snorted, reluctantly accepting this reason. Anyway, she was going to destroy the earth, not to learn the advanced mathematics of the earth.

[So what's going on with Major General Jinx's outfit? 】

"In order to better integrate into the life of the earth."

【……sure? 】

"determine."

Chris No. [-] was silent for a moment: [Okay, Major General Jinx, please walk onto the conveyor belt. 】

Jinx walked onto the conveyor belt, thought for a while, and then said, "Since I'm a high school student, what about the math test?"

Chris No. [-] was silent for a longer time: [I will help you cheat. 】

The author has something to say: Hey, I suddenly feel that the hero may be Professor X...

Charles: I don't have legs, so I can't dance with you.

Jinx: It's okay, I have eight.

Charles:  …

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Anyone who has watched the Guardians of the Galaxy should know that Star-Lord was kidnapped from the earth by Yondu when he was a child. From the golden songs his mother left him, it can be seen that it should be in the 80s and 80s at that time, so Star-Lord is An outdated one that looks quite fashionable and handsome but still stays in the [-]s and [-]s aesthetics...

and so……

Jinx, who came to the earth in a 80s modern girl look, looked dazed.

"Cherry Bomb" and "eayourlove" are both golden songs in the 80s and 1s. They also appeared in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. head.

By the way, the main setting of this article is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the timeline is disrupted, and a lot of private goods are included. For example, the Deep Spring galaxy comes from my own setting, so if the beautiful girls see a professor with long hair and black hair Don't be too surprised by the old Wanshi, hee hee :)