If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Huang Lai was sitting on the spare medical chair of the basketball team at the moment, wrapped in a thick blanket, with a warm and moist towel on his forehead.Midorima came over with a thermometer——

"Ah! Open your mouth!"

"Ah, your sister!" Kise broke free from the blanket and jumped up, tore off the hot towel on his forehead and threw it on the ground——

"What the hell? Am I terminally ill or something? Why do you need to wrap a blanket? Why do you need a towel? What's the matter with the thermometer? Xiao Ziyuan, you put down the bandage, and you, Xiao Qingfeng, what are you doing with Dieda wine? ?”

The usually good-tempered Kise jumped to the point, "Did I have a cold, a bruise, or a broken bone? Are you messing around like this? I was just almost attacked, almost! Why do you act like I'm going to rush to the street?"

Akashi picked up the blanket that Kise had earned on the ground, and shook it twice, "Ryota, be obedient, wrap it up carefully, this can relieve anxiety and increase your sense of security, you are frightened now."

"I didn't!" Kise retorted subconsciously.

"No, you have!" The others insisted, "Look at this little guy with a pale face, don't be shy, it's understandable for you to pee out of fear when encountering such a thing, even if it's a big guy of [-], don't worry, we won't despise you."

"No, it's not contempt anymore, it's Hong Guoguo's malice." Huang Lai said blankly, "You guys are talking nonsense with your eyes open, who peed in fright? I kept saying it's okay, you guys did things on your own."

The others completely ignored his words, Midorima took the thermometer and tried to stuff his mouth, "You are not a child anymore, you have to face up to your own weakness, didn't Yinzi just make you work hard to make up for your physical strength? Why are you trying again now?" screwed?"

silver?

Huang Lai's mind flashed, and he caught the key point in an instant.

He looked up, holding various things and trying to push him back to pretend to be a sissy who was frightened and limp when he was attacked.

Huang Lai understood, it seems that being slapped in turn did not intend to slap these guys out, seeing that he was unlucky, he was trying to ruin his image and try to get rid of a competitor.

Akashi is okay, at least he knows that his relationship with Ginko is just a cover-up.But these guys have definitely started poaching people's corners.

They are not kind, don't blame him for being unrighteous. Thinking of this, Kise raised his head arrogantly, and mocked with a look of disdain, "Yes, I admit that I was a little scared just now. Stop, stop, put away your shabby concerns. I It’s no different than you guys. When you encounter bad things, you can only lick each other with stinky men. I have a girlfriend who cares about it, who cares about these things. Take the blanket away, how can such dry things match the girlfriend’s body temperature? "

Akashi's eyes flashed, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. This guy is quite agile, and he thought he would be stupid forever.

But other people don't know, so they think this is the truth.

The medicinal wine bottle in Qingfeng's hand fell to the ground——

Fortunately, it was made of plastic so it didn't smash into pieces, but the black-skinned heart was like the bottle thrown on the floor.

"Hahaha! Can I beat him up?" Aomine gave a weird hearty laugh, pointing at Kise.

what is this?What is this stupid golden retriever showing off?It means that he can only taste a little bit of sweetness after being slaughtered, can this guy enjoy it anytime and anywhere?

As soon as Qingfeng finished speaking, no one answered him, but Ziyuan was already snapping his fingers, "I told you to break up, didn't I take it to heart? You are obviously the weakest, why are you so disobedient?"

Midorima silently took out a pack of needles, and said in a good tone, "Ah——, I knew there was a reason why today's lucky thing is acupuncture needles. Isn't this useful?"

"Huase, I suspect that the 'extreme fright' just now caused you to lose your mind and speak indiscriminately. Come here and let me stab your head. Don't worry, I have dabbled in Chinese medicine, and my hands are still very steady."

At worst, he would be mentally retarded, but he was like a two hundred and five anyway.Green Room, Nanny, Shintaro thinks so.

"Get lost, you unlicensed medical practitioner." Huang Lai hid to the side, and was caught by Qingfeng and Ziyuan.

"Ahhh!" Heizi couldn't bear not to mention Huangse's unreasonable disaster, but also to be ostracized by the inhumane group. "Everyone, stop playing tricks on Huangise-kun. Miss Yinzi must be unhappy when she comes back to see you bullying her lover like this."

After all, it has only been cut.

As soon as these words came out, the gesture of greeting on Huang Lai became more serious.Seriously, he drew enough hatred for him. In fact, this guy is naturally black, right?

As soon as Ginko opened the door, he saw that Kise, who was said to be attacked, not only had nothing to do, but was also fighting with the group of junior high school students with vigor and vigor. Thinking of the dessert that was abandoned there, he exploded in an instant——

"What about the attack? What's the urgent need? I haven't lost any arms or legs, and I haven't lost my virginity. What do you want me to do?" Yinzi swept them around with a grim expression, "I see, you guys think the skin hasn't been loose enough today, and you want to return to the furnace completely. Remake, right?"

Everyone gloated at Huang Lai's misfortune at first, as if he had just boasted about how important he was, it was a slap in the face.

But someone is more anxious than them——

"You let go, your scalp is going bald!" Only then did everyone see that besides Ginko and Momoi, there was Huizaki whom they hadn't seen for several days.

This guy was worse than them. He was probably dragged in from the outside like he was dragging a sack by his hair all the way in front of everyone.

No matter how shitty they were beaten, the No. [-] basketball gymnasium was closed and handled privately, and everyone had a share, no matter how hard they were, they didn't feel ashamed.

Yinzi threw the missing Zhong Er into the crowd, "I found a fish that slipped through the net. I can't believe that such a clumsy trick of pretending to be sick can fool you. Ah Yin, I didn't even get sick leave with my breathless brain congestion." What about wit?"

Haizaki stood up quickly, rubbed his scalp, made sure that no piece was torn off, and pointed the finger at Akashi.

He sneered and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, but you have delegated power neatly, why? Don't you have the style of those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish?"

"But have you degenerated a little bit? Is it a woman who has the final say in the basketball department now?"

The others didn't know the situation, but Akashi and Haizaki had actually reached a consensus a few days ago.Although the application for admission to the ministry has not been formally submitted, it is already a fact that Akashi kicked him out.

This matter has not been announced yet, but as Haizaki does not come to practice at all, some people will always notice that this is different from the usual laziness, and then it will be logical to say that this guy gave up basketball, and everyone will feel better.

Unexpectedly, Ginko, a careless person who is usually lazy and doesn't care about things, seems to have erupted all his sense of responsibility today, arresting Huizaki who was wandering outside and dragging him back.

Akashi ignored Haizaki's ridicule, and said directly to Ginko, "Although it hasn't been officially announced, Haizaki has already proposed to me his intention to withdraw from the club, and I also agreed, but the recent season has not had time to submit the application."

"Okay, okay!" Ginko waved his hand, looking at Akashi's aggressive golden eyes, "He is obviously a guy who wants the whole world to kneel and lick him, why do he have to be so reasonable?" ?”

"Didn't you claim that you won? What are you doing now to imitate your predecessor's words and deeds?"

She's not an idiot, Akashi said it as if Haizaki and the basketball club broke up peacefully, but would a guy who is willing to give up basketball have such a sarcastic and unwilling expression?

Akashi was not embarrassed at all, but he felt relieved, "After all, I was attacked as soon as I came out, so I wondered if you admired that guy's style more. In fact, it's awkward for me to be so meek."

"Then let's be honest, this guy was kicked out by me." Regardless of Haizaki's face changing drastically, he continued, "His strength allowed him to be so willful, after all, he is also an indispensable existence for the basketball team. If it wasn't for Kise's appearance."

Everyone, including Huang Lai who seemed to be praised, all changed their faces drastically.Haizaki sneered, "Hahaha! So, put away your sympathetic eyes, idiots."

"Compared to me who pulled out early, aren't you more pitiful? Because it is irreplaceable, you tolerate it, and because you have found a replacement part, you don't hesitate to replace the old one. There is a captain who treats the team members like they are assembled machines. The team has already started to break down."

Akashi doesn't care about being the target of public criticism. "In short, the situation is like this. It is a fact that Haizaki-kun's lazy style has seriously affected the team. After Ginko-san's 'teaching' just now, we fully understand that even if we are at the top, we must not stand still." He bit the word 'teach' very hard.

Obviously it was my own fault, but now I have to blame Yinzi, "So you who can't even do basic training, unfortunately, can only quit the basketball club."

Haizaki immediately became angry, "You still speak so insidiously, like I'm crying and wanting to come back. Look clearly, this crazy woman did it on her own."

Seeing that the air was about to explode, Yinzi suddenly said, "No, this guy has to stay in the basketball team."

"What?" Akashi frowned, he couldn't tolerate others questioning his decision, even if it was money.

"Aren't you guys saying that life has no challenges, basketball loses its fun, and there is no difficulty at all?" Ginko raised his eyebrows and looked at Akashi——

"Isn't this just right? Wouldn't it be a challenge to see how well a guy who never obeys discipline can mess up your game?"

No, meeting difficulties and asking for trouble are two different things.What he hopes is to have fun on the basketball court, instead of leaving a disobedient problem child to worry about it all day.

"That's it. This is the only request I made as a 'special guide'. If you don't agree to this, I will be very angry. You don't want to know what I will do when I get angry?"

Akashi stared at her red eyes, and there was unquestionable seriousness in his lazy rascal tone.

Presumably their current situation really disappointed her?That's why the muddle-headed guys will step in.

"Okay!" Akashi nodded, "I will strictly build Haizaki."

"What a fart!" Haizaki was about to explode with anger, "You two are talking to yourself from the beginning to the end. Did you ask me for my opinion? I don't mind coming back."

Yinzi wrapped his arms around his shoulders, "Come back if you come back! I know your kind of badness best, and I definitely ended up crying and shouting 'Coach, I want to play basketball'. Let's just skip the awkward process in the middle. "

"Which era is that old-fashioned inspirational drama?" Haizaki waved her hand away, ""Don't do it, don't pester me. "

Yinzi's face turned dark when he saw him twisting, and she threatened, "You don't want to drink a toast, right? Let's just leave it here. From now on, we must play basketball honestly. If you don't do it, you will be stripped naked and hanged in the sky." At the school gate, let me see how you continue to pick up girls and hang out in bad circles."

"Hey!!!" Haizaki vomited blood, "Is this guy a gangster? Is it really okay to have such a person in the basketball club?"

But no matter how arrogantly he wanted to save face, this matter was already a foregone conclusion, and Yinzi only thought of serious business.

"Kise, are you facing that guy head-on? What kind of guy? Why are there so many people in the basketball club and let them run away?"

"At that time, I went into the locker room alone to change to get a clean towel, and I was attacked by a guy who hid in there who didn't know when."

Huang Lai felt a little lingering fear, "But that guy's strength is mediocre. I fought back while hiding, so I didn't suffer. Xiao Qingfeng and the others rushed in when they heard the movement. The reason why they didn't catch it was because the guy flew away from the window."

"Damn it, it's no wonder there has been no progress. Who would have imagined that flying creatures are playing tricks."

"Wait!" Yin Zishu broke out in cold sweat, "You said that you can fly, so it means that the person who is eyeing you is not a human, right? It's a giant bat or something, right?"

"Oh? No, it's in human form. Red clothes, long black hair, and a tongue that almost hangs around the neck." Huang Lai touched his arm, "I didn't expect that there are really ghosts in the world!"

"Well, but seeing a monster-like existence like Ginko-san, it seems that it is easy to accept what happens——Ginko-san, where are you going? Gin—"

Huang Lai hadn't finished his sentence when he saw Yinzi walking faster and faster, and then shot out like an arrow.

Everyone didn't know why, but they also cared about her abnormality, and followed her out one after another——

"You—what are you doing?" They saw Yin Zi desperately going into the vending machine at the entrance of the basketball hall, and asked with the corners of their mouths twitching.

Yinzi looked up profusely with sweat, "I'm looking for a time machine."