If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

This catching of turtles out of the urn should not have been planned by Shenwei and Afutu in advance.

She didn't even know that she would come here today, and how could Shenwei know about something improvised?

Especially when she squatted here for a while, she couldn't see anything unusual about Afutu and the others.If she had known it in advance, it would be impossible for Shenwei not to tap her ability, so Yetu, who is naturally wary and wary, would not be so defenseless.

If that single-minded stinky uncle had to have that acting skills, the whole race wouldn't have to rely on strength for food.Pull it down, they can't rely on their talents to make a living, they can only rely on their bodies.

That is to say, Shenwei might have discovered her when she was following her, and then outflanked her as planned.

Sure enough, the commotion here was quickly noticed by Afutu and the others. They quickly climbed over the wall and saw the head of the group confronting a woman. Surprised, they subconsciously surrounded her.

"Hey, hey! Leader, where did you think you went, so you're here to poke girls' skirts." Afutu approached Shenwei with an umbrella, "Sure enough, little ghosts are unreliable in their work."

"How is it? Not bad?" Shenwei smiled and ignored Afutu's complaints, instead, he tapped some money with his chin as if offering a treasure——

"Your regiment leader's wife who I just met not long ago, let's say hello."

"Oh~" Afu Rabbit rubbed his chin and exclaimed, and looked up and down, "She is really a pretty beauty, not worse than Mrs. Jiang Hua back then."

"The stinky brat is lucky. It's a pity that uncle, I was born more than ten years earlier. Why didn't I encounter such a thing when I was young? Tsk tsk! Chance is really unpredictable."

"Hahaha, you should be thankful that you are not young anymore." Shenwei laughed indifferently, "Otherwise Yetu's bloody means of snatching his spouse would have to be staged, and it is a pity that you will be screwed off if you don't last for a quarter of an hour."

"No, no, no! You don't have to go into such detail." Afutu waved his hand quickly, "I'm just complimenting your vision. Uncle, I'm not the type to shed blood for women."

"Besides, my favorite is not this type, I'd better leave it to you brats to enjoy it."

"Yeah! I know." Shenwei nodded, "You like Hua Tuo's vixen type."

"Mom told me that Afu Rabbit's eyesight is not good, and sooner or later he will die on the belly of a coquettish bitch. Let me take a good look at it."

Afu Rabbit sighed heavily, "Thank you Madam for your concern."

"No thanks!"

After Kamui finished speaking, she looked at Ginko again, and she gave the two of them a few glances like idiots——

"The duet is over?"

"Well! Although Afu Rabbit can't do anything, and eats everything, he still has a lot of winks as a confidant. See, he is not stingy when it's time to praise him, and he will definitely be satisfied if he shows off."

"Are you taking advantage of your position to force the eight-foot man to bow down?" Yinzi almost rubbed his arms. "To be honest, it's not easy for him to live for decades."

"It's pitiful to go against your conscience and flatter a brat like you all day long. Maybe you're just being coaxed into thinking that you can fuck the sky. The uncle also said that it's just a compliment. You're the only one who takes it seriously."

"It doesn't matter what the hell you are, you are more than enough."

"Hey!" Yinzi pulled out the wooden knife helplessly, "You should be glad that you have taken advantage of your age, otherwise it would be exciting if the son your parents cultivated for so many years becomes the strongest Shaking M in history."

Seeing her movements, Kamui's eyes began to light up.He likes to have a date with someone who doesn't talk too much. Seeing that Yinzi has already made a gesture, he slowly closes the umbrella.

Seeing this, Afutu realized that something was wrong, he hurriedly stopped Shenwei, "Hey! What is this for? Do you want to engage in Yetuxing's set of men chasing women and relying on beating them up to fight back home?"

"This is the earth, chasing girls is not like this, it's called strong [beep]. You also know how long our Yetu has been ridiculed by other races, right?"

"Why should you care about the voice of someone who is weaker than you?" Kamui waved Afutu impatiently, "I think that ancient marriage tradition is the most romantic thing."

After speaking, Afutu rushed over helplessly holding his forehead.

Just block the silver with a knife——oh?It was indeed much more difficult for this brat to fight in the most solemn state than before.

In just a few confrontations, Yinzi was so shocked that his mouth was numb. This was just a boyhood.

After a few more years, when he entered youth, his physical strength would not be known to be terrifying.As expected of the son of the two giants of the universe!

Yinzi had been able to spare a few words in the fight with him before, but this time the intensive attack was completely overwhelming. It seemed that this guy really didn't want to let go of his humiliation.

I saw that his pupils shrank because of excitement, and his delicate and handsome face showed a terrifying arc. The bloodthirsty expression made the belligerent factor in Yinzi's body ready to move, and he wanted to tear apart his reason and fight fiercely.

The two fought inextricably for a while, but they didn't know that Afutu who was watching the battle really looked like a ghost.

When Shenwei presented the treasure before, what Afutu said was true, it was really just a compliment following the meaning of this stupid kid.

The girls are indeed beautiful, but in the vast universe, their knowledge is not enough to let a fresh young man like Shenwei fail here.

Anyway, I guess it was because he saw someone good-looking and wanted to play hooligans on a whim, right?At that time, Afutu thought so.

Only now that I see the two of them fighting inseparably, I realize the weight of what that guy Shenwei said just now.

Hello!Even in the hands of that brat, he wouldn't be able to go through so many tricks evenly, right?What's more, the kid is already completely excited, but the woman seems to be able to handle it with ease.

Shenwei’s ten-year-old bad boy often left home to do things with the pirates. In the beginning, Mrs. Jiang Hua chased them to the headquarters from time to time with a kitchen knife to force them to hand over their son.

In those few years, the elders of Chunyu were all tormented by that wonderful family until they vomited blood. Every year, the base built with the money earned from killing and setting fires was always demolished by the mother and son for no reason.

But there was no way, behind them was the strongest Xinghai Fangzhu in the universe, and Mrs. Jiang Hua was also a character who was not inferior to her husband in actual force, and even the little ghost was better than most of Chun Yu's.

No one dared to bite a piece of diamond bone. In those few years, Chunyu, the nightmare of the universe, could only hide this bullying scandal in order not to shake its majesty and notoriety outside.

It wasn't until the last few years that Shenwei had grown up that Jiang Hua had no choice but to believe that this kid was born to be restless and troublesome, so he put away Chun Yu's excuses for abducting his son.

As the cannon fodder caught in the middle, Afu Rabbit can still live in peace and stability until now, so he naturally has a good look.

He knew that Shenwei had an Oedipus complex, and felt that the woman in the universe and her mother stood at the apex, so the closer to her mother, the more perfect the existence would be.

Fengxian once gave him a beautiful woman during puberty, and the old man was extremely complacent about his aesthetics, so he was slapped in the face before he could say anything for half an hour.

This brat beat up the beautiful woman until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he accused his adoptive father of eating such a weak thing because he was really old and couldn't speak well.

Luckily, Fengxian still remembered the time when he made an appointment with the owner of Xinghaifang, and the two fought continuously for three days, but they were chased by Jiang Hua, who came to ask people to go home for dinner, and nearly lost his life.

For many years, he had despised the coward of Xinghai Fangzhu, and even came to mixed doubles when he made an appointment for a fight. Didn't he just scold his wife?Then the other side didn't dare to provoke the couple anymore.

Every time Jiang Hua came to Chun Yu to chop someone with a knife, he was the fastest to hide.

Thanks to the thought of enduring humiliation so many times, Fengxian didn't break Shenwei's neck.

Since then, anyone with a discerning eye has known Shenwei's criteria for choosing a mate - as beautiful as his mother, as strong as his mother.

This is enough!

Afu Rabbit looked at the two figures that were left only afterimages meeting in the air, making tooth-piercing beating sounds from time to time.

Yaba!This brat Shenwei is serious!You must be serious. If you miss this one and find the same conditions, you will not know that it will be the year of the monkey.

At this moment, Afutu deeply felt that he had a deep sense of mission. This woman must help their team leader get it back. heart.

At the moment he winked, the rest of the people knew that work was coming, and opened their posture ready to sneak attack at any time.

Shenwei was kicked flying by Yinzi, and his body smashed several layers of concrete walls before he stopped.He wiped the blood spilling from the corner of his mouth——

"Whoever dares to participate will break his neck!" Shenwei walked slowly back to the battlefield with a smile, and naturally knew what the subordinates were up to in this posture.

"I'm making an appointment with a woman/I can't help but a faceless uncle like you gets involved. How outrageous is this?"

"Eh?" Afu Rabbit suddenly felt wronged, "Then why are you fighting in front of us? There are as many groves in the wilderness as there are."

"This woman has long legs, she can fall out of bed with one foot, she just needs something to stop her." Shenwei waved at Afutu, "Don't think too much, your role at this moment is just a few pieces of wood to prevent others from escaping, That's right, don't treat yourself as a human being when you are being used."

"This stinky brat!" Afutu gritted his teeth, but Shenwei had already rushed up for the second time.

Yin Zi is still very happy to beat up this kid who is full of mouths and runs around the train, but with all due respect, if it is just repairing people, the cost of beating this kid is indeed a bit high.

In the two fights, which one was not broken and bloody?There is no way to deal with Shaking M, but in a sense, it is also at a disadvantage against Battle Madness.

She won't be so perverted that she treats pain and bleeding as a delicacy to adjust the battle, but look at the expression of this kid-he's completely enjoying it!

According to Kamui, she didn't feel anything, but when the fight started, those words still ringing in her ears really made Ginko feel that she was being forced to date/gunned.

This kind of cannon she didn't enjoy at all was extremely infuriating, Yinzi took advantage of the gap to grab Kamui's neck, and slapped him with a few slaps——

Kamui's face was smacked to the wrong side, his expression was covered by fine red hair, and he couldn't see why, and the red scratches on his fair little face made him look a bit pitiful——

Pooh!That's why, when this guy turns his head, the ferocious and distorted expression on his face has a slightly limited mood, so he should be frightened to soften immediately, okay?

He licked his lips, "Although our family has a tradition of husbands being abused domestically, we can't slap our faces. After all, we have to deal with idiots outside, and we have to rely on this face to earn living expenses. Remember this in the future."

"Pull it down, do you think you can rely on your face to eat?" Yinzi avoided Shenwei's hand, "But whether you win or lose, you still have a honeyed and confident look, which is really admirable. How shameless it must be."

It's useless to say more, and the fighting rhythm between the two of them is too fast to splash water in just a few sentences.

Seeing that this guy is in such a good condition today, Yinzi can't handle it for a while and is a little anxious for a while. Since entering the Zhensengumi, he has to do everything like a thief rushing to the market, and he has to sneak around to avoid being found Time it well so the pigs don't starve.

But how can a well-matched battle be distracted?Just thinking about it like this, Yinzi has already fallen behind.

Soon she was caught by Shenwei, grabbed her wrist and punched her heart out with a punch that blackened Yinzi's eyes.

When she came back to her senses, the guy had already held her hands and feet and sat on her.

"Hahaha!" Shenwei was so happy that the young man's arrogant voice didn't feel annoying, he clamped Yinzi tightly between his legs, and touched her face with his free hand, "I finally gave in, Afutu, go buy two catties Red Candle is here, I will pay my respects today."

"Ah! Although our setting comes from China, we don't have that tradition. You don't have to worry about cooking raw rice. Why don't you just carry it home?"

Kamui nodded, "I know, it's actually what I like the most, but if you are too hasty and get stabbed by this guy to Kagura, then the girl will definitely tell mom that I don't want to go back next New Year was hunted down."

"No, it's not offensive to call it two or two joss sticks according to what you mean?" Yinzi who was held down was not panicked, but felt that the kid's thigh was tighter than a steel hoop, and twisted a couple of times uncomfortably.

She blamed, "So the kid who doesn't even grow hair is thinking about marrying a wife? There must be a limit to being poor."

"Ayin, I'm a woman who almost married into a wealthy family. Your two taels of incense sticks, no, I'll do it for you if you tell me. Are you serious?"

"The strawberry milk?" Shenwei really said seriously.

"Okay—cough!" Yinzi almost cheered, but he almost remembered what the subject of this topic was, people didn't give it away for nothing.

"Looks like I really like strawberries." As Kamui said, he grabbed Ginko's skirt and wanted to take a look at the scenery that he hadn't seen before——

"What are you doing?" Shenwei looked around for a week, "I don't know how to turn your back and pick your eyes at a time like this."

As soon as he finished speaking, Afutu slapped his head on the head, "Commander, we have done a lot of murders and arson in public, but we don't have a history of being violent [beep] in the street. Bringing it up will lower the style of the entire race, okay?" ?”

Seeing that Shenwei was dissatisfied and murderous, he had no choice but to coax, "Is there anything you can take home first? You let this girl lie in bed every day and no one cares, as long as the door is closed."

Shenwei thinks about it too, this kind of place is not easy to use, and this woman is powerful, what if the experience is not good, and his three legs are broken in anger?

According to the book, men are very good at sneak attacks, and the basic combat power has to be reduced by [-]%, leaving only [-]%.

He felt that he was fully prepared in all aspects, so he simply told Afutu that they would meet again another day. As for what they wanted to convey, he had already fully understood.

"No, you understand shit." Afutu suddenly aged ten years "Uncle, I'll ask you to take a minute to listen to this, okay? Your evaluation in Chunyu was originally subtle, but this time it was because of a woman's mistake." , watch out for the admiral to trouble you."

"Aren't we going to rebel?" Shenwei asked suspiciously, "It's just that my sister wanted to start a business, so that idiot escaped unharmed. Didn't he make trouble just to overthrow that position?"

"Hey! There are outsiders here. Is it really good to expose what is going on in such a detailed way?"

"I've already said that I'm not an outsider. The problem of a virgin [beep] on the first floor will definitely be gone by this time tomorrow."

Afutu was so angry that his head was dizzy, and Shenwei was already impatient with entanglement with him, so he walked past them and left with the people on his shoulders.

"By the way!" He stopped suddenly when he had walked tens of meters. "This time, the Seventh Division doesn't need to participate."

Afu Rabbit was startled, and then an unbearable smile appeared on his face, this brat understands quite well.

"Why don't you participate? When the time comes, we won't have a share in the division of interests."

"Why should the interests be divided with others? I have always been used to swallowing it whole. But whether it is worth swallowing or not, let those idiots test the water first, let's see, just when we clean up the situation on the lair side It's clear."

"Hi!" Afu Rabbit responded, and had to obediently go back to the space station.

Shenwei carried the silver all the way back to Wanshiwu like a bag of rice. The reason why he didn't use sandbags to describe it was because the guy had the joy of harvest on his face...

Because Yinzi had his own thoughts, he obediently didn't struggle, but this brat touched his ass all the way.

In short, as soon as Kagura opened the door, when he saw the little sister he had been thinking about being carried back by his brother, the first thing that surged up in his heart was happiness.

"Huh? I thought it would be a while before you came, but I didn't expect you to come today."

"Hey! Sister, why are you pretending to be confused now? Didn't you see that Yin and I were kidnapped by your brother?" Before Shenwei put Yinzi down, he rubbed Kagura's head in this posture hanging in the air ——

"Your family is actually an incredibly rich man, right? You two are actually the young master and the eldest lady, right? That's great. There is a bald father who claims to be the strongest in the universe. If you want to rob people, you can rob them."

"It's okay, Dad loves you in the future!" Shenwei touched it again, and then greeted Shenle, "You have nothing to do here, first give up the room to brother, don't eavesdrop, if it's okay, cook a pot of red bean rice for me Get some hot water."

Kagura hit him on the forehead with a headbutt, "What are you talking about with a simple face? You heard what Mommy said last time."

"If you let her know that I raised the scum son of a frivolous girl, I will break your three legs."

"You know nothing." Shenwei poked her away with a finger, "I will remember to pay homage first before doing business in a while. If you are a couple, there is nothing you can't do, right?"

"Why do you worship? We don't have that stuff here at all." Kagura Said Yuyan.

"I prayed by the way when I was doing it. Anyway, there are so many poses, there must be a few similar ones, right?"

"Shut up, the whole ceremony has been sullied by you."

"Okay, okay, kid, hurry up, or I'll beat you up."

Kagura was still entangled, but was stopped by Yin Zi, "Don't argue with the idiot, this guy has been a human chariot for a long time, and he should be disarmed and returned to the field."

She patted Shenwei, "Quick, put me down."

Shenwei was about to go back to the room and play again, when he felt a sharp pain, the pain came suddenly and intensely, even his eyes went black for a while.

Following this gap, Yinzi fell off his body and attacked several vital points. Finally, Shenwei lost his balance and fell to his knees on the ground.

He was sweating profusely, and he took deep breaths to maintain his breath. After the snowflakes in his eyes cleared, he raised his head and murmured, "No wonder you are so obedient."

"What nonsense!" Ginko was so impatient, "I'm here to find Kagura anyway, and I'm sick so I'll continue spending time with you. Since you want to take me home, why don't you just go with the flow?"

"Kagura, find a rope and tie it up." Yinzi sat down on the sofa with an anti-customer attitude.

Kagura actually didn't violate peace at all, and he was happy to hear it and agreed, "Ordinary ropes can't tie him up, but luckily Mommy gave me the rope she specially made for Kamui before going out."

"This guy was often hanged from a tree and whipped when he committed crimes when he was a child, but he didn't know how many ropes he would break in a year with all his strength." While tying him up, Kagura reveled in his brother's black history.

"Later, Mommy simply used Daddy's three-month salary, and went to a primitive planet to smoke some dragon's tendon as the main ingredient, and specially condensed this rope."

"No, this guy is really your own?" Yin Zi was a little horrified by the toughness of this family.

Shenwei also nodded, "Obviously committing the same thing, my sister just put a bowl of water on her head, but I was hung up and pumped, isn't it too much?"

"I secretly took the hair of Mommy, Papa, and idiot brother for genetic testing. I wanted to pierce his blood and drive him out. Unfortunately, it turned out that he was really a member of our family."

"Wait, where did your father get his hair?" Yinzi was even more surprised, "That thing didn't cut off one or two limbs, and it grew back after applying a little aloe vera. Isn't Xinghai Fangzhu's bald hair crisis the same as his strongest status?" Is it?"

"Oh!" Kagura finally tied a knot slowly, "It's nose hair!"

"That is to say, you used that thing to do genetic testing for me?" Shenwei was angry. "I used to feel that I was the happiest kid in the world until this guy spoke up."

Seeing that the siblings were about to quarrel, Ginko sighed that she was destined to be a peacemaker in any world—but it is also customary to take sides with Kamui before becoming a peacemaker.

"Okay, I don't have much time today, so I'll just say something directly."

Seeing the two brothers and sisters looking over, Yinzi coughed, and first pointed at Shenwei who was tightly bound, "First thing, tell me what happened to the riddle you just flattered me about?"

"I can hear that Chunyu is going to do something, but what are they going to do?"

Shenwei was startled when he heard the words, and then showed an expression of interest, "Oh? Are you actually interested in this?"

This is fun!

The author has something to say: When writing about the two brothers and sisters, I can't help but extend the status quo of my previous life. I have to say that Jianghua Mama is still alive. This family is really happy.

It's just that my mother is too mighty and mighty, so all kinds of grief are suppressed, and she hides in a corner and shivering, watching Jianghua's Chunyu smashing the scene.

I really want to kneel and lick Ma Ma!

And the chapter of the Gintama world has also reached the final stage, and the ending is just a matter of these few days.

It’s time to vote on where to go first in the next world. I’m most inclined to be the hunter, but the hunter hasn’t figured out the main line yet (kneeling)

And in response to the voice of the majority of cuties, try to make up for Sword Ranbu, and see if you can find a new world.

ps: I didn't ask for comments for a day, and you all shrunk by more than half. It's said that the spiritual food is dry.

Thanks to Mr. Dia for the reward that lacks a girl's heart, meme!