[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes

Create a Guinness World Record in three steps.

first day.

Lucky Z wants to take medicine: [The first issue of the magazine needs to be done well, and the cover really still has your wet body photo @威廉东公. 】

Dr. Watson forwarded: [Good idea! 】

Duke William reposted: [QAQ please let me go because of how handsome I am]

"GJ! Wet photos of Great William, looking forward to ing"

"Can you say that I'm looking forward to the wet photos of Curly Fu?"

"Don't you want to see the hidden abs under Curly Fu's purple shirt? Lick, lick!"

"Is no one looking forward to the wet body photos of the goddess as much as I do?"

Shea's Werther gained 5W followers.

the next day.

Lucky Z wants to take medicine: [@威廉东公kessing Sherlock Holmes, acting cute and rolling around all afternoon, for the sake of cute cats, I decided to let him go [with photos]]

The attached picture of Shea is a Scottish fold cat bought by Mrs. Haywood and named Michael. Michael is lying on his side in a small basket covered with pink towels, holding a finger with his paw.

Dr. Watson forwarded: [It's a pity, cats are very cute! [with photos]]

In Watson's photo, the girl is lying sideways on the table, and the little Michael is clung to her head in a ball. The light is coming from behind, adding a natural soft light effect to one person and one cat, interpreting the years Quiet girl and meow.

William refused to accept: [Poor review on photography skills!Look at my [attached photos]]

People all over the world know how much William loves taking selfies. His Werther is full of selfies. He wakes up every day with his own handsomeness.At the same time, his photography skills are also recognized as good.

William's drawings are finer and softer than Watson's rough, untouched original drawings.In the photo, the girl is sitting on the sofa with her knees bent and reading a book. The cat obediently lies on her head and looks down curiously. One person and one cat have synchronous expressions.

"The expression is bright!"

"The goddess is so beautiful!"

"The cat is too cute!"

"Screen shot as wallpaper!"

"Wallpaper+1"

After 10 minutes, Lucky Z wants to take medicine: [Candidly shoot me?Dinner is gone. 】

Watson and William S. Werther.

"Damn it, delete it in seconds!"

"The goddess is amazing!"

"I have filled my brain with a hundred thousand words of stories that Domineering Yujie and Xiao Xianrou have to tell."

"LS take me!"

Shea's Werther gained 10W followers.

Day three.

At 07:00, Lucky Z wants to take medicine: [Daddy said yesterday’s photos are beautiful, so Pippi Shrimp decides to be you!The first issue of the magazine for boys and girls goes on sale at 9 o'clock in the store, first come, first served, and the quantity is limited. 】

Dr. Watson: [Favorite. 】

Duke William: [Favorite +1. 】

"Damn it, so treacherous!"

"Burn those two bastards who are close to the water and get the moon first!"

"It's over, I didn't say a word before, is it too late to rush over now?"

"Goddess Goddess, don't, I'm not in London! Please find the address for online shopping!"

"Goddesses, don't limit yourself! Cambridge is still in class at nine o'clock, so I can't get out!"

"There is no limit to the same request, and the office workers are busy at nine o'clock, so they can't get out!"

09:10, Lucky Z wants to take medicine: [6666 copies of the first magazine for boys and girls, sold out in 8 minutes and 23 seconds, thank you for your support. 】

"6666!"

"6666 copies, I didn't get one and cried!"

"The magazine flew beyond imagination and has been treasured."

"Treasure +1, fortunately I took my brother to line up and bought two copies."

"Damn it, LS, I want to buy another copy with a lot of money!"

"Buying+1"

Shia is very determined to set a Guinness World Record, so there is no limit to slightly changing the way magazines are purchased.

The news was released for two hours, and many customers who had dinner with boys and girls knew the news early and came to queue early.

In order to save time for purchasing and queuing, the staff went to work an hour earlier, received cash, received transfers, and gave receipts. The sales started on time at 9:6666, and everyone bought magazines with the receipts, which created 8 copies of 23 minutes [-] A record sold out in seconds.

The task of application was thrown to Qin Xiaoming, and Xi Ya threw herself on the table.If it was possible, she really wanted to sleep in it.

"Ha—was up too early, so sleepy, uh—"

The eyelids were so heavy that she just wanted to make love with the lower eyelids, Xi Ya hesitated for a moment, and fell into the arms of the handsome Duke Zhou naturally.

Linse motioned them to keep their voices down, and took off their coats to cover Shia.

The magazines were sold out, so they stayed in the store to check the situation and had breakfast, and booked the big table on the second floor again.

The preparation of materials started when the idea of ​​applying for Guinness World Records came into being. Now, as long as the final timing is provided, everything is done.

After Qin Xiaoming finished, several people sat at the table, waiting for the food to be served while quietly listening to the movement in the store.

"Ah, great!"

"I didn't expect the quality of a £6 magazine to be so good!"

"The face of the goddess is licking! The cat of the goddess is licking!"

"The goddess's clothes are also beautiful!"

As Werther said, Shea, who was hesitant to use William's wet body photo on the cover of the first issue, immediately ignored the two men who threatened to take photos of her on Werther's website, and even asked for a photographer. teacher to shoot.

Shea leaned on the recliner in the most comfortable position and looked down at the book. Michael obediently lay on her head, bowing his head curiously.

William's photography skills are incomparable with professional photographers. If William captured the opportunity of a person and a cat's facial expressions being synchronized, the photographer focused on capturing the lazy comfort of a person and a cat in the afternoon sun.

——The cat resembles the master.

Michael was the product of Mrs. Haywood's rush to buy it when she saw Sherlock Holmes's meow painted by Shea.

Mrs. Heywood, who named her as a waste, asked Shea for help, and Shea, who happened to be drawing the Archangel Michael, said the name casually, and she was considered a half-master.

The surprise and excitement of the customers who bought the magazine at the beginning passed, one by one, they opened the magazines equivalent to their lunch or dinner, and then they were breathless.

Alpine emerald is positioned as a lady, the main purpose of which is that she wants to enter the upper class. The perennial poverty and low self-esteem make her arm herself with money and power, and pretend to be a hypocritical and hypocritical woman.

And it didn't work out.

Shia has to be the best she can be.

Her magazine is not an ordinary fashion magazine that introduces the most fashionable and popular clothing, accessories, cosmetics and other fashion magazines.Fashion magazines have a narrow audience, high prices, and low demand, so they cannot continue to expand the market. This is one of the reasons why Gao Han keeps turning between men for help.

The initial positioning of boys and girls is different. Through the comfortable and novel atmosphere in the store, we can tell the customers who have come here: what we can provide is not only delicious food, but also spiritual enjoyment. Here, Yangou can be satisfied, foodie If you can be satisfied, otaku and otaku who like COSPLAYTwo-dimensional can be satisfied even more.

Who has the most people in the world?

Head bowing group, mobile phone party.

Such people are willing to spend an hour on Witte and TB, and are willing to spend 886 on a beautiful cape in the game, but they are not willing to spend 16 yuan on a fashion magazine that is useless at all.

Therefore, Shia's positioning for boys and girls is: detective stories.

There are not many people who like fashion, but there must be many people who like stories.

Based on her own experience and various cases investigated by Sherlock and Watson, Shia took herself as the protagonist and summoned 50 cartoonists to draw the first issue of the magazine in two days.

At the beginning of this story, Sherlock died.

Tang Tang, who had just taken a sip of soy milk, tightly covered his mouth, refusing to spray it out to pollute the magazine, his face flushed from choking.

"Cough—the male god is dead? What the hell?"

At the same time, countless people who bought the magazine and opened the first page were stunned.

#I must have bought a fake magazine#

The cover is still old and quiet. What about Girls and Cats? On the first page of the magazine, what the hell is the world-famous Sherlock lying dead with his face covered in blood?

Bastard author, come out and let's have a good chat about life!

Looking down, the huge title "Sherlock's Death" and Lin Xiya's smaller font below it tell everyone a cruel truth: the bastard author is the goddess (scripture) that you have been thinking about.

Everyone: "..." Goddess, you can easily lose us like this, did you make it?

With complex thoughts of "I don't want to throw away the magazine I bought for 6 pounds", "I'll have a look at the cover anyway", "How could my male god die in Chapter 1", everyone patiently read on.

Everyone on the second floor also opened a magazine in their hands and read it.

Hurry up, 6666 copies were printed before [-]:[-] in the morning, plus the copies of the store staff and a few of them, no one had time to read it, so they didn't know that Xi Ya and the group were completely lying down in the hotel and sleeping in the dark What earth-shattering things did the cartoonists do in three days.

Then--

Turning to the first page, Sherlock is dead.

Lindsay: "Oh."

Dai Xiaojie: "Huh?"

Qin Xiaoming: "Oh."

William: "Ha."

Watson: "Pfft."

Sherlock: "..."

If one had to use something to describe Sherlock's heart at this time, there was only one sentence to express it: what a fucking dog.

How could Sherlock, the number one detective in the British Empire, be honored with his dead body on the first page of a magazine? !

Several people read it with the thought of "Is Sherlock really dead?" "Hey, it looks interesting", "It's good to see Sherlock dead in a magazine", "I must not really die".

When Scotland Yard received the news that "Sherlock is dead", the policeman Lestrade was so shocked that his jaw dropped.

The cartoon uses an exaggerated technique to directly draw Lestrade's chin to the ground. The chin of the same height is wide open, his eyes are wide open, and the words "How could my Sherlock die?" next to it are quite funny.

Sherlock complained silently, "When did I become yours?", and firmly refused to believe in this evil.

Lestrade ran towards Baker Street on the eight-legged octopus... 223B.

The one who opened the door was a Scottish fold cat with blue-gray eyes. It has a very nice name: Sherlock Holmes.

Seeing this, Sherlock had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Lestrade didn't go to the scene of the dead body next door, and didn't go to see if Sherlock, who was impossible to die in his heart, was dead or not. The milk cat said seriously: "Is your master there?"

Holmes glanced at him coldly and noblely, twisted his buttocks, and walked in front: "Meow~"

Lestrade hurriedly followed upstairs, pushed the door open, and saw Shea in a black rose military uniform holding a silver-white rose flower gun, bang bang bang, all eight shots hit hearts, and he was full of scumbags.

Lestrade applauded, "Shia..."

Shia glanced at him quite coldly, as if Sherlock possessed him, and mercilessly exposed: "Last night, I spent a very passionate night with Rose, and we ate black pepper steak at her favorite western restaurant at seven o'clock. And young red wine, miscellaneous brand, there is no need to pursue it. After dinner, you go home together, look at your rosy face now, and the blue and black eyes, kidney deficiency, not bad, you can still do it three times a night at such an age, be careful Premature ejaculation at a young age, exhaustion and death."

Lestrade: "..."

#That day, human beings remember the fear of being dominated by Sherlock#

Lestrade wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, silently clamped his legs, "Do you know that Sherlock is dead?"

The female version of Sherlock looked stern, "I know, I'm not dead, how could I be possessed by her?"

Lestrade: "Meow meow?"

The author has something to say: Sherlock: Am I dead?

Shea: Yes.

Sherlock: Am I dead? ?

Shea: Yes.

Sherlock: Am I really dead? ? ?

Xi Ya: You are so annoying, I told you that you are dead, you are dead, how many times do you have to ask!

Sherlock: ...

#Today’s Sherlock is still stuck in his heart#

#Sherlock is dead, and the magazines that I like to hear and see have sold 6666 more copies#

#Why is life so hard#

Thank you for the mines of the umbrella man, okay, I saw it, but this is the first time my sister has left a message