[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes

Sherlock thinks that action is second, and no one dares to admit first.

Sherlock, who did not light up the bomb defuse skill, confidently took Shia into the laboratory to make a bomb.

In 10 minutes, the introduction of materials and facilities is completed.

Two 10 minutes, the principle is finished.

Three ten minutes later, the first miniature bomb was released.

Shia stared at the bomb with sparkling eyes and a studious look that could satisfy any teacher who wanted to teach, "Teach me to dismantle the bomb."

Sherlock: "..."

Sherlock turned around and picked up the bomb as if nothing had happened, speaking faster than usual to explain the case to Lestrade: "Bombs in the 21st century are divided into ordinary bombs, cluster bombs, nuclear bombs, incendiary bombs, chemical weapon bombs, and hydrogen bombs. ..."

Shea: Hey, what about defusing the bomb?

One taught, one learned, thoroughly understood the basic production methods of various common bombs, and by the way, under the limited conditions of the laboratory, a bunch of untested miniature bombs that Sherlock said were not powerful.

In view of Sherlock's claim that the bombs that can blow up the entire London Bridge belong to the category of high bombs, Shea decided not to determine the power level of those bombs for the time being, and really wanted to know when the London Bridge was rebuilt and threw one in the dark.

Hey, I'm a little excited when I think about it.

#London Bridge Lights Wax[Candle][Candle][Candle]#

The two buried their heads in the laboratory for a whole morning, and didn't go home until lunch time, completely unaware that the whole world was crazy about them.

“#有生之年系列# Damn, the alarm clock didn’t ring and I woke up in the middle of the night, and the magazine is gone! [Tearful cow full of face gif]”

"#有生之年系列# Goddess begs to print the third issue of 6666666 copies. I never expected that I would regret my normal work and rest in my lifetime! [Heartache can’t be added]"

“#有生之年系列# Is it possible that you can’t buy magazines about male gods and goddesses in your lifetime? [生无可恋jpg]”

After lunch, Xi Ya was lying on the sofa to scan Werther, only to realize that she had contracted Werther's hot search one, two, three.

Hot search [-]: #有生之年系列# You can’t buy gods and goddesses in your lifetime.

Hot search [-]: #有生之年系列# I actually have posters of male and female gods and goddesses at the same time!

Hot search [-]: #有生之年系列# Guinness World Records has been contracted by the Goddess and Goddess.

热搜一是因为12月24日凌晨开售的男生女生第二次加印杂志666666本在开售后29分57秒内售罄，全部被众多夜猫子和时差党收入囊中，让一众作息正常的乖宝宝痛哭打滚。

The second hot search is that a girl on Werther posted three magazines for boys and girls, and posted three photos at the same time.What is astounding is that the girl's luck has exploded, three magazines and three posters, a 100% winning rate, and no one else.

This alone is at most just "#有生之年系列#有生年运起SSS Girl Paper", the main reason why she is on the hot search is the three attached pictures.

At the same time as the news of the magazine's worldwide sales was announced, 6666 posters were also announced to accompany the magazine.

The protagonist, who had never released a poster before, was widely speculated by the outside world, and was finally pushed to the world by the younger sister Yi Weitt.

In the first picture, William's white shirt is buttoned up for the third time, revealing his blood-stained bandages on his chest. He is lying on the soft golden sand with his head tilted. The red dots on the sand spread from his legs and are covered by the blue The waves wash away, and the blue and white "Forgotten Mermaid" on the poster indirectly reminds the world where the blood in the legs comes from.

In the second one, Sherlock is wearing a wine-red bathrobe with disheveled hair half-covering his eyes, leaning lazily on the black and white sofa. The background is rose bushes full of thorns. Charm the identity of the protagonist.

The third one corresponds to the previous "mermaid" and "vampire" identities. Shea is black all over, with heavy metal makeup, long eyelashes drooping slightly, carrying pure black wings, and stepping on the bloody river of white human bones. Archangel Lucifer.

"Ah, ah, I want to give the goddess 10000 likes! I can't get enough licks!"

"Give my sister a thumbs up + ID card, I have taken a screenshot and printed it, and posted it on the bedside!"

"Don't let anyone stop me, I'm going to London! See, Ma Ma, I should have gone to Cambridge instead of Harvard!"

"Spicy chicken school! Destroy my youth! Mess with my sexuality! Obviously I like the goddess who can be attacked and accepted!"

"666666, already at the airport, on the way to see the goddess [airport map attached]"

Shia flipped through the comments and almost died laughing.

The people of Werther are so funny, many of them are her favorite Datian/Chao people, she forwarded Werther: [Back to New York in January, New York girls miss me? 】

"Front row!"

"Think about it!"

"I miss you the most!"

"Catch a goddess, goddess, I will give you a monkey smash!"

Seeing the comments below, Xia naturally thought of Rhett who also said that he would give her a monkey, and smiled happily.

To give readers a surprise, the attached poster does not say that the content is full of mystery. It seems that girls really like it. They changed the names of boys and girls into gods and goddesses every minute, and made great efforts to contract hot searches.

The first Guinness World Record came down very quickly. They never thought of applying for the same project again. It didn't take long for someone to help apply for the magazine.

Therefore, it occupies the third place in the hot search.

Think about the girl who is lucky SSS, and the non-chief Shea who is lucky Z wants to ask her to get a little European style and forge the three-day moon Zongjin.

Waiting for Sherlock Watson to come home last night, Xi Ya, who likes the new and hates the old, decisively abandons Onmyoji and turns to the sword flurry of beautiful men everywhere.Luck Z is luck Z wherever he goes, he lived in the middle of the night and died within three days of Yue Zongjin!

With the idea of ​​being European, Xi Ya reposted Werther of the lucky SSS sister: [Congratulations, sister. 】

The younger sister replied in seconds: [Sorry, the gender is male. 】

Vetter commented insane.

Xi Ya exited Werther excitedly, clicked on Sword Flurry, and 2 minutes later, the non-chief wanted to drop his phone in a fit of rage.

Fuck your Africans, Fuck your Europeans, beware of chiefs organizing big African people to attack you Europe!

Werther's atmosphere is harmonious and prosperous, and Gao Han is extremely jealous.

Although I knew in my heart that the emerald's redness was inseparable from the relationship between Linse and Xia, Gao Han's eyes really saw that Xia easily made two consecutive magazines that sold out the Guinness World Records in the shortest time. Redder than a rabbit.

If, if boys and girls are hers...

If it was her, how could it be possible for so many people on Werther to cry and shout that they couldn't buy it, and they were clamoring for the auction?All the money from the poster and auction must be in the bag!

Magazines for £6?Heh, it's easy to double it.

Gao Han, who got into money, never thought about whether she could get Sherlock and William to help, whether she could have the full support of Dai Xiaojie and Qin Xiaoming, and whether she could run a magazine to such an extent for the first time.

Gao Han loosened his clenched fist, took a deep breath, and dialed out the phone: "I agree to your terms."

"make a deal."

*****

***

In the afternoon, Xia, who was full of excitement, continued, "Sherlock, teach me how to defuse bombs."

Sherlock: "..."

Sherlock kept his expression on and chattered endlessly: "The prisoner who bombed the London Bridge yesterday used the most common plastic/bomb. The material was simple and easy to make. The bomber was a Japanese mechanic, a one-eyed monk with a very strange name. He died on the October Bridge. Placed during maintenance until Christmas detonation..."

the second time!

In the morning, it was also time to change the subject during the bomb dismantling session.

Seeing something was wrong, Xia asked jokingly, "You, don't know how to defuse bombs?"

Sherlock: "..." This is very embarrassing.

Hey, what could be more interesting and fulfilling than teaching the famous detective Sherlock Holmes to defuse bombs every minute?

Not spicy!Once missed, there is no chance to be spicy again!

Shia smiled slyly, stood on tiptoe, and wrapped her arms around Sherlock's neck, pulling him staggeringly, the cervical spine was compressed, and he lowered his head obediently.

Shea pointed back at herself, relying on Sherlock's unlit skills, arrogantly showing her big white teeth, "Goddess Shea taught you how to defuse bombs!"

Sherlock: "..."

Hello Goddess, goodbye Goddess, Goddess I want to give you a monkey... Bah!

With a population of 77 billion in the world, who dares to hook Sherlock's neck and swear that he will teach him to be a man?

Sherlock's heart was racing, and the dead fish looked at Xia: "Teach me to dismantle the bomb? Let's jump through the dragon gate first."

The allusion of the carp jumping over the dragon's gate?

After comparing the difference between goldfish and carp, Xi Ya thinks that the carp with its own blessing is better.She picked up the phone from the table, found a fat and big round carp, deliberately said in a yin and yang tone slowly: "Hey, forward this koi, can you find a male ticket this year?"

As she spoke, she deliberately glanced at Sherlock, meaning naked/naked: Say I'm a carp?Hehe, with your good words, I'm looking for a male ticket!Would you like to forward it for you to find a female ticket?

Sherlock who has no female ticket: "..."

#WanWanWanWouldn’t Think Chinese Can Play So Well#

#WanWanWanWouldn’t Think Chinese is So Broad and Profound#

What can make Sherlock bow his head?

Do not!

"you……"

Just as Sherlock opened his mouth, Shia suddenly remembered, "Eh? I remember the day when I first came to London, there was a bomb on the plane. Didn't you teach William to dismantle the bomb?"

Sherlock silently turned and left the laboratory, quickening his pace.

Go home, go home, you can't live without bombs!

Shia rubbed her chin and went home with doubts.

As soon as he got home, he immediately grabbed William, not paying attention to Sherlock's stiff face for a moment, and asked with a smirk, "Didn't Sherlock teach you how to defuse bombs on the plane that day?"

William didn't pay attention to the malicious smile on Xi Ya's face, and when he heard the question, his whole body went to heaven in spirit: "Yes, yes!"

He bent slightly to get close to Shea, and said in a low voice: "Before that, I always thought that Sherlock was omnipotent, and there was nothing he couldn't do. In fact, there really was! That day, after talking to you, Sherlock disappeared I wondered if he thought I was annoying and left me alone, but it didn’t take long for the bomb experts to teach me via video.”

Shia didn't have time to complain that William finally had self-knowledge, and all her attention was focused on finding a point to laugh at Sherlock.

233333 Sherlock, who can't dismantle bombs, can have an extra bowl of rice tonight!

The author has something to say: Sherlock: I can speak Chinese!

Dai Xiaojie: You don't know how to defuse bombs!

Sherlock: I can make bombs!

Qin Xiaoming: You can't defuse bombs!

Sherlock: I have a memory palace!

Lindsay: You can't defuse bombs!

Sherlock: I can solve the case!

Watson: You can't defuse bombs!

Sherlock: I can distinguish 360 kinds of wool!

Shia: You can't defuse bombs←_←

Sherlock: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

#Today’s Sherlock is still stuck in his heart#

#Sherlock can't defuse bombs for a year#

#Why is life so hard#

Weibo has gained a lot of fans, it seems that you guys like the Baba branch line very much, okay~

Those who like the papa branch line must be cute girl papers, who can draw near the three-day moon!like me! [Shameless]