[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes

Shia's nerves are not very thin, on the contrary they are very delicate.

She never pointed fingers at her friends' private lives, she had seen a lot about Dai Xiaojie's views on making friends and love, and at most she would tease her a few times and not take it to heart.

Not everyone can bear the life of hugging left and right.

No matter how high the IQ is, she doesn't want to waste time and energy dealing with many men.

As Qin Xiaoming said, Xi Ya had never thought of falling in love before, so no matter what she encountered, she would not take the initiative to rely on it.

Everything is big and small, and once it is affected by the case, it is quickly forgotten.

What happened today is clearly not right.

Rhett's words are connected back and forth, that is, "find you responsible."

Think about Edward again, because a Werther rushed from Fox to New York overnight, and then followed her all the way to China regardless of his identity, saying there was nothing wrong?Er Dai can be single for a lifetime!

And then there was Sherlock, who came to the door for no reason without saying hello, but he certainly didn't have that kind of thought.

Of the three men, none of them had fuel-efficient lamps.

Shia had the urge to run back to the bedroom with oil on her feet.

Just one centimeter away from the sofa, the left hand was grabbed by Rhett, and the waist was held by Edward. Sherlock in front of the left sent an indifferent ray, and Qin Xiaoming in front of the right watched the excitement properly.

Xi Ya: There is nothing to love in life jpg.

"cough,"

Shea maintained her standing posture and leaned forward, took back a cherries, sat down again, and commented slightly uncomfortably, "The cherries are sweet, try them."

She tried her best to open her eyes wide, indicating that she wasn't lying, she didn't want to escape, and she didn't need to watch so closely.

Rhett didn't let go, Edward didn't let go, and Sherlock's gaze remained indifferent.

Qin Xiaoming put one into his mouth to save face, squinted at Xi Ya, and said with deep meaning: "No matter what, you have to be good, good, and pick."

At this moment, Shia seriously considered the possibility of breaking up the relationship.

What's the use of such a friend!

As if knowing Xi Ya's inner slander, Qin Xiaoming glanced at it slowly: "There are peach blossoms everywhere."

Shia: "..."

With a nonsensical sentence, Shia understood.

Qin Xiaoming secretly made a divination for her at some point, and the peach blossoms all over the place were talking about the divination.

Compared with the current situation, Xi Ya felt that it was a wrong decision to go back to China. If she knew that if she was killed, she would stay by Linse's side. Daddy's own "Peach Blossom Retreat" BUFF, don't be too useful!

Dai Xiaojie hid in the toilet, not sure if it was because Single Wang fell to the ground after receiving [-] points of damage, or because she was witty and refused to face the Shura field in the living room.

The result of her not coming out directly led to seven people in the living room, six of whom were men, and Xi Ya could only bow her head and eat cherries in embarrassment.

At this time, Meng Feipeng woke up.

Xi Ya was amnesty, and secretly decided to help the poor Hangzhou Police Station more next time, "Captain Meng, didn't you say that the number of cases in the police station is piled up like a mountain? Let's go!"

Meng Feipeng: A look of bewildered jpg.

What happened to these extra men?Why is Shia so enthusiastic all of a sudden?And when did he say the cases were piling up?

Meng Feipeng, who had just woken up, had a black question mark face and didn't respond in time.

stupid teammate!

Xi Ya glared at him, and Meng Feipeng was even more confused.

Reid, who didn't understand the wink, looked at Xi Ya enthusiastically, "There are many cases, do you want to help?"

Sherlock put the phone back in his pocket, "It's just Bibi."

Edward smiled slightly, "Then let me catch the prisoner for you."

Xi Ya: "..." Daddy help!

In the end, Meng Feipeng, who came to the door alone, returned to the police station with five "good citizens who were eager to help".

The elders in the police station poring over their heads and poring over the case files couldn't wait to catch up with Xi Ya, whom they hadn't seen for a long time, when they were taken away by the four men with very different styles behind her.

Then, watch in horror as they solve crimes at inhuman speed.

Sherlock took a file, glanced at it quickly, and changed the file every minute.

"Kill your wife for mistress, scumbag."

"Rape, rapist? Well, it's a classmate."

Reid's speed was slower than Sherlock's, and he did not explain the reason and process of committing the crime, and directly circled the criminal's name: "It's him."

The case files that had piled up disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it was absolutely done in one morning.

Xi Yasheng stared helplessly at the file that Meng Feipeng brought in front of him, and supported his forehead weakly, "Okay, this one, let's arrest someone."

Compared to those two cases that solved the case in minutes without explanation, the speed at which she solved the case was nothing in it.

When the Pentagram case happened, many people in the police department had met Sherlock and Watson, and most of them were familiar with the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes.

As soon as the identities of the prisoners were revealed, each of them ran faster than anyone else, fearing that the prisoners would slip away if they were too late, and they walked a large area in a short time, while the rest waited aside, like young birds waiting for their mother to return to their nest.

After a while, the police who were looking for clues to squat prisoners outside received the news and looked curiously at another main investigator.

The big detective Sherlock Holmes and the others know each other. Who is this tender-faced young man?

Reid didn't speak, but worked hard, and competed secretly with Sherlock.

Shea helped explain: "Don't worry, he's the FBI."

Everyone suddenly realized: Oh, the FBI, it's the same as our Xiya, so good match!

match?

Edward raised his eyes and said politely: "Although I'm not a detective or the FBI, I can still help a little by catching the criminal."

I always feel that this doesn't sound like Edward... Shia glanced at him.

Edward smiled reservedly, "Then I'll help first."

Ru Xiya predicted that with the efforts of the three of them, the pile of case files could be settled in one morning.The whole police station came and went, all busy arresting people.

When they went out for lunch, only Aunt Sweeper was left in the police station.

Lunch was eaten at Yintai in the west of the city, and Dai Xiaojie drove back specially to pick up Qin Xiaoming along the way.

Seven people reserved a box and sat at a round table.

There are still Rhett and Edward on the left and right of Shia, and Sherlock looks down at the phone, occasionally thinking about it before returning.

After ordering, Qin Xiaoming started the topic: "Xia, what happened to the case this morning?"

Qin Xiaoming sat close to him and read the case files brought by Meng Feipeng in the morning.

The corpses of the victims in this rape case were autopsyed by him. Every victim was raped first and then killed, especially when the aftertaste of the climax and tide did not subside.

From the wound on the throat of the first victim repeatedly cut back and forth, and then gradually evolved into a clean cut across the throat, the criminal's technique and psychology are upgrading.

Qin Xiaoming is a forensic doctor. He can make the silent corpse avenge himself through means such as the time of death, the cause of death, the method of death, etc., but he cannot let the corpse identify who is the murderer.

And this is exactly what Shia is good at.

This case was handled by Xi Ya, and the others only took a look at it, and didn't know much about it like her.

"Generally speaking, women are raped and raped from the front, but the prisoner in this case entered from the back. This is a feature that shows the sexual orientation of the prisoner."

Dai Xiaojie seemed to understand but half understood, "How to say?"

Since the meal was about to be eaten at the dinner table, Xi Ya thought about her words and gently reminded: "Men and men have different ways of loving."

Rectal Rhett did not implicitly add an explanation: "Everyone has their own preferred sex and love positions. 90% of men and women tend to have normal sex and intercourse, and those who want to seek excitement are not ruled out. 30% of men and women will choose from I am curious about the way of sex and love through the anus and anus, but the actual implementation rate is less than 10%. For the 12 female victims, the prisoner all chose this position. He is obviously gay."

"The prisoner is obviously unwilling to accept the fact that he is a homosexual. He perceives that he has a different sexual orientation from others. He thinks he is different from other men. He cannot muster up the courage to associate with women and achieve normal sex, so he chooses this method. At the same time, when the incident actually happened, he obeyed the thoughts in his heart and asked the victim to turn his back and choose the way of homosexual sex and intercourse."

Dai Xiaojie pouted, "What does the prisoner look like?"

"Homosexuality is not necessarily related to the appearance of prisoners."

Rhett was a little confused, and subconsciously looked at Shea.

Xi Ya covered her face, "Xiao Jie's focus is not on this, she is a dog."

What Yan Gou meant, Rhett understood.

But he doesn't understand, what is the necessary connection between Yangou, homosexuality and the prisoner's appearance.

Dai Xiaojie blinked mischievously, "The first condition for being gay is to be beautiful."

She patted her chest, and promoted "Yan Dog's Gay Theory" very naturally, "If you see two handsome guys kissing a little ambiguously, many people will just smile knowingly, and some even think the picture is beautiful, but if you replace the two Being short and poor, my god, my eyes are hot!"

Rhett: "..." What you said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

Xi Ya gave her a white look, "Don't pay attention to her, we don't understand the world of rotten girls."

"Yes, straight cancer girl."

Dai Xiaojie returned the same blank look, "Continue talking."

"Baby Rhett is finished."

As soon as Shia exited, she just wanted to drill into the cracks in the ground.

Rhett on the left pursed his lips, with an obvious smile in his eyes.

Edward on the right looked at her sadly, condemning with melancholy eyes, "You call him baby!"

Sherlock on the front left looked over in astonishment, "What did you say, kitten?"

Xi Ya: "..." Ni Zoukai, what the hell is a kitten? !

Hong Kong really, Shia is regretful.

Not long ago, I called "Baby Rhett" once, and got a hug from Baby Rhett, and the old driver nearly overturned the car.

The "Baby Rhett" that blurted out this time...is there time to take it back?

Edward seriously thought about what special title to use. The more special and unique the title, the more it would show his position in her heart.

After thinking about it, the witty vampire praised himself: "Xia, I also need a special name."

"Don't make trouble!"

Shia firmly refused, ruthlessly.

It's not right to hear something special, if this precedent is set... Hehe, refuse to imagine such a future!

Rhett was very satisfied with his special treatment, "This is very good."

Sherlock, who has a whole memory palace, searched out what he thought was the most suitable title, "The great detective is not bad."

The vampire is not far behind: "Dear is also good."

Shia: "..."

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