[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes
Chapter 171 Sherlock teases her sister
Shea and Watson don't care how depressed Sherlock is.
Watson wondered why Shia flew to London at two o'clock in the morning: "Did something happen?"
Xi Ya sighed, with a look of "baby's grievance", "I booked a restaurant yesterday, but Daddy let me go and didn't say anything, leaving me waiting in the restaurant for two hours in vain."
Sherlock curled his lips, if anyone dared to let him go, he would be sent to heaven in minutes.
Seeming to know what he was thinking, Xi Ya glared at him, daring to send Lin Se to heaven, she sent him to hell in seconds.
"In the past, if there were any emergencies, he would call or send me a text message in advance, and he would never let me wait in vain. Therefore, he must have met other goblins outside and didn't love me anymore!"
Watson tentatively said: "Yesterday was Valentine's Day on February 2. Shouldn't your father be with his girlfriend...?" No matter what, you shouldn't spend Valentine's Day with your daughter.
Insia's eyes seemed to be killing people, and his last words became softer and softer, until they were almost swallowed into his mouth and could not be heard.
Shea felt wronged: "In the past, whether it was traditional Valentine's Day, white, Valentine's Day, black, Valentine's Day, or Qixi Valentine's Day, he always spent it with me."
Watson: "..."
What happened to Gao Han who suddenly felt a little pitiful?
Sherlock raised an eyebrow: "January to December, diary valentine, traditional valentine, white, valentine, black, valentine, rose valentine, kiss valentine, silver, valentine, green, valentine, photo valentine Valentine's Day, Wine Valentine's Day, Movie Valentine's Day, Hug Valentine's Day, plus the unique Chinese Qixi Valentine's Day, do you want to celebrate 1 Valentine's Days a year?"
Watson was so surprised that his jaw dropped: "Sherlock, how do you know so clearly?" He was still the first virgin male in the British Empire, and he had never even held a little girl's hand.
Sherlock squinted his eyes, raised his chin, and said to Watson, "The brains of humans and goldfish cannot be compared, and my IQ is not at the same level as yours."
Watson: "..."
Xi Ya's eyes lit up: "So there are so many Valentine's Days? Let's start from this year!"
If she had known that there were 13 Valentine's Days a year, why would she be sad?Make up!Must pass all 11 remaining Valentine's Days this year!
At this moment, Lin Se, who was handling the documents in the New York Building, felt a chill rushing up from the soles of his feet, as if someone was plotting against him.
For someone's terrifying degree of paternal control, Sherlock was speechless. He really didn't understand such a creature as paternal control, just as he didn't understand such a strange creature as cat-eared girl.
"Father control, it's hopeless!"
Xi Ya was not happy: "What's wrong with father control? My father control, I am proud, no way!"
Sherlock turned his head, he didn't care about women like that.
Not caring about sleeping on his stomach all night and suffering from neck pain, Shia leaped up, agile like a cat, dexterously leaped to Sherlock's side, hugged his head with both hands and pressed down.
To be reasonable, Shia is very restrained in front of others. She always reminds herself that she is a mature adult and should handle things with the eyes and thinking of an adult.
But somehow, in front of Sherlock, she just wanted to kill him every minute.
After attributing the reason to Xia's three-year-old childishness, Xi Ya beat him with great peace of mind, and even beat him up every day.
The only surprise is that Sherlock, who has never shown his skills outside, knows martial arts.
When Shea approached at first, he hadn't reacted yet. When she hugged his head with her hand, Sherlock raised his head to avoid her hand, put down the coffee quickly with one hand, wrapped his arms around Shea's waist with the other, and pressed forward. .
The waist was hooped, and Shia subconsciously stretched out her hands to support something to stabilize her body. Due to the posture of the two, she supported Sherlock's shoulders.
This time, Sherlock wins because of Shea's unexpectedness of the accident and her idea that she just wanted to play tricks on him.
He didn't think there was anything wrong with the posture of the two of them, he just looked at her and smiled, "Father control, huh?"
Xi Ya felt that the distance between the two was too close, and was about to distance herself, but when she heard this, she blew up.
"What's wrong with father control? I just like it, no way!"
What you say when you are blowing your hair is basically unreasonable and unreasonable.
Generally speaking, no one will seriously respond, just um, ah, and ah ah.
But Sherlock shook his head very seriously: "No."
Shia: "..."
Watson saw Shea's hand stretched to his waist, and he knew what was there, a gun, a gun that Shea used for self-defense.
With the precision of her spear skills and the extremely close range of her face-to-face, the hairs on Watson's body were about to stand on end.
No way?Is Shia really so angry that she wants to shoot Sherlock?
What Watson can perceive, of course Sherlock is aware of it.
He spread his thighs apart, and with a strong hand around Shea's waist, he pressed her directly into his arms. Between the close contact of the limbs, he didn't notice any hard objects around her waist—she didn't have a gun.
In an instant, Sherlock understood.
Either her subconscious reaction really wanted to draw a gun to threaten him, or she knew she didn't have a gun on purpose to scare him, and he was more inclined to the latter.
So, Sherlock smiled even more: "It is said that father control is a very cute attribute."
"So what!" Shia's fried hair rate was 50%.
"It is said that the cat ear girl is a very cute attribute."
"So what!" Shia's fried hair rate was 80%.
"It is said that people and wives are cuter attributes."
"what?"
Sherlock nodded quite seriously: "I think the attributes of father control + cat ear girl + man and wife are not bad."
Shia had a bad feeling: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Sherlock didn't allow her to pretend not to understand, and looked at her struggling in her arms with a half-smile, "Although I personally don't understand the cuteness of father-controlling and cat-eared girls, but if it's you, father-controlling cats I can accept the attributes of a woman and a wife."
He stopped smiling suddenly, and approached Xi Ya who stopped struggling because of his words, his blue-gray eyes were full of smiles, "Of course, in two years, you will still be too young."
Shia's eyeballs were about to pop out.
Did she hear correctly?Sherlock was teasing her?teasing her?
Watson's jaw had fallen to the ground and he could not pick it up.
Fuck, I actually saw Sherlock flirting with girls in my lifetime, the British government is going to fall, Buckingham Palace is going to fall, London Bridge is going to fall!
"Sherlock..."
Lestrade should not be too familiar with 221B Baker Street. With a crime rate comparable to London and New York, he is a frequent visitor here, so he was very considerate of Mrs. Hudson and went upstairs by himself without help.
The bad thing was that there was no notice in advance, so when he opened the door, he was stunned when he saw Shia supporting Sherlock's shoulders, the two of them facing each other so that there was no doubt that they would kiss in the next moment.
My God, Wannian Bachelor is leaving the order!
After hearing Lestrade's words, Shia regained consciousness in an instant, pushed Sherlock away expressionlessly, and straightened the messed up clothes with a serious face.
"You guys chat."
She seemed to be calm, but she was actually very calm as she passed Lestrade and turned into the next room.
Lestrade couldn't close his mouth wide open, "Why is Shia here?"
Sherlock ignored him. He was in a good mood. Sure enough, the "theory that flirting with girls is good for physical and mental health" said on the Internet is somewhat true.
When he saw the small black bag on the sofa, he thought of Xi Ya's calmness when she went out, and the smile in his eyes was even fuller.
"You talk." Sherlock stopped smiling, picked up the small bag, passed Lestrade who was still the gatekeeper at the door, and turned into the room next to Shia just entered.
Seeing that the two entered the same room back and forth, they still haven't come out in a short time.
Lestrade shed tears sadly, "Sherlock can get out of the singles, what's wrong with this world?"
Watson, who has had several female votes, can't understand the pain of being single at all, "You should be glad that the person who let Sherlock out of single is Shea."
That's right!
Thinking about it this way, Lestrade didn't feel sad, "Anyway, Sherlock can kidnap an FBI to Scotland Yard after leaving the order, and I don't have to worry about Sherlock refusing to help because the case is boring."
Seeing Lestrade smiling happily into a chrysanthemum, it seemed that he saw the happy situation of Lestrade with Sherlock on the left and Shea on the right in the future. Watson didn't have the heart to expose him.
Honey, even if you don't know Shea's character, have you forgotten who Sherlock is?How can you believe that Sherlock like that will find a Virgin Mary woman to help you solve the case that Sherlock himself finds boring every day?
Beside, Shia was shocked by the messiness of the room as soon as she entered the door.
The 1.5-meter single bed is covered with black sheets and quilt covers. Although the owner just got up and didn't fold the quilt, it doesn't look too messy because it is black that is resistant to dirt.
The bed is the place to sleep, and it seems to be the cleanest place in the whole room. As for the bedside table, the wall, the cabinet... I can't bear to look directly at it.
Not long after, Sherlock followed through the door. He closed the door behind his back, and saw Shia standing there in a daze, his messy room within sight.
Sherlock didn't feel anything because of the messiness of the room. Seeing her staring at the bed, she thought she was still sleepy, "Sleep a little longer?"
Shia turned back blankly, "What kind of skills did you light up to make the room such a mess?"
Sherlock was taken aback, and glanced at the room, "I just finished dealing with a serial murder case and haven't had time to sort it out."
As he spoke, he walked over, casually threw the small black bag on the only clean bed, and bent down to tidy up the room.
Shia understood.
As soon as Sherlock has a case, it's like taking a stimulant. The more difficult and bizarre the case, the more excited he is. Once excited, he can't care about other things.In order to maintain a highly focused and excited state of thinking when solving a case, he can also use nicotine patches, not to mention just a place to sleep and rest.
However, long-term use of nicotine patches is really bad for your health and makes you more prone to dependence.
After thinking about it, Xi Ya still said, "Don't you consider another way to keep your mind excited?"
Sherlock turned back, "What way?"
This stumped Shia.
"You should find something other than nicotine that can keep your mind excited for a long time."
Sherlock smiled again, not half a smile, but a teasing one.
"You."
"Ok?"
"Isn't it you who can excite me?"
Shia: "..."
Papa, he teased me!
The author has something to say: Who said Sherlock can't flirt with girls?
Who said my male protagonist is not Sherlock's?
Although my original words are that if the hero is not Sherlock, he should have no CP
Watson wondered why Shia flew to London at two o'clock in the morning: "Did something happen?"
Xi Ya sighed, with a look of "baby's grievance", "I booked a restaurant yesterday, but Daddy let me go and didn't say anything, leaving me waiting in the restaurant for two hours in vain."
Sherlock curled his lips, if anyone dared to let him go, he would be sent to heaven in minutes.
Seeming to know what he was thinking, Xi Ya glared at him, daring to send Lin Se to heaven, she sent him to hell in seconds.
"In the past, if there were any emergencies, he would call or send me a text message in advance, and he would never let me wait in vain. Therefore, he must have met other goblins outside and didn't love me anymore!"
Watson tentatively said: "Yesterday was Valentine's Day on February 2. Shouldn't your father be with his girlfriend...?" No matter what, you shouldn't spend Valentine's Day with your daughter.
Insia's eyes seemed to be killing people, and his last words became softer and softer, until they were almost swallowed into his mouth and could not be heard.
Shea felt wronged: "In the past, whether it was traditional Valentine's Day, white, Valentine's Day, black, Valentine's Day, or Qixi Valentine's Day, he always spent it with me."
Watson: "..."
What happened to Gao Han who suddenly felt a little pitiful?
Sherlock raised an eyebrow: "January to December, diary valentine, traditional valentine, white, valentine, black, valentine, rose valentine, kiss valentine, silver, valentine, green, valentine, photo valentine Valentine's Day, Wine Valentine's Day, Movie Valentine's Day, Hug Valentine's Day, plus the unique Chinese Qixi Valentine's Day, do you want to celebrate 1 Valentine's Days a year?"
Watson was so surprised that his jaw dropped: "Sherlock, how do you know so clearly?" He was still the first virgin male in the British Empire, and he had never even held a little girl's hand.
Sherlock squinted his eyes, raised his chin, and said to Watson, "The brains of humans and goldfish cannot be compared, and my IQ is not at the same level as yours."
Watson: "..."
Xi Ya's eyes lit up: "So there are so many Valentine's Days? Let's start from this year!"
If she had known that there were 13 Valentine's Days a year, why would she be sad?Make up!Must pass all 11 remaining Valentine's Days this year!
At this moment, Lin Se, who was handling the documents in the New York Building, felt a chill rushing up from the soles of his feet, as if someone was plotting against him.
For someone's terrifying degree of paternal control, Sherlock was speechless. He really didn't understand such a creature as paternal control, just as he didn't understand such a strange creature as cat-eared girl.
"Father control, it's hopeless!"
Xi Ya was not happy: "What's wrong with father control? My father control, I am proud, no way!"
Sherlock turned his head, he didn't care about women like that.
Not caring about sleeping on his stomach all night and suffering from neck pain, Shia leaped up, agile like a cat, dexterously leaped to Sherlock's side, hugged his head with both hands and pressed down.
To be reasonable, Shia is very restrained in front of others. She always reminds herself that she is a mature adult and should handle things with the eyes and thinking of an adult.
But somehow, in front of Sherlock, she just wanted to kill him every minute.
After attributing the reason to Xia's three-year-old childishness, Xi Ya beat him with great peace of mind, and even beat him up every day.
The only surprise is that Sherlock, who has never shown his skills outside, knows martial arts.
When Shea approached at first, he hadn't reacted yet. When she hugged his head with her hand, Sherlock raised his head to avoid her hand, put down the coffee quickly with one hand, wrapped his arms around Shea's waist with the other, and pressed forward. .
The waist was hooped, and Shia subconsciously stretched out her hands to support something to stabilize her body. Due to the posture of the two, she supported Sherlock's shoulders.
This time, Sherlock wins because of Shea's unexpectedness of the accident and her idea that she just wanted to play tricks on him.
He didn't think there was anything wrong with the posture of the two of them, he just looked at her and smiled, "Father control, huh?"
Xi Ya felt that the distance between the two was too close, and was about to distance herself, but when she heard this, she blew up.
"What's wrong with father control? I just like it, no way!"
What you say when you are blowing your hair is basically unreasonable and unreasonable.
Generally speaking, no one will seriously respond, just um, ah, and ah ah.
But Sherlock shook his head very seriously: "No."
Shia: "..."
Watson saw Shea's hand stretched to his waist, and he knew what was there, a gun, a gun that Shea used for self-defense.
With the precision of her spear skills and the extremely close range of her face-to-face, the hairs on Watson's body were about to stand on end.
No way?Is Shia really so angry that she wants to shoot Sherlock?
What Watson can perceive, of course Sherlock is aware of it.
He spread his thighs apart, and with a strong hand around Shea's waist, he pressed her directly into his arms. Between the close contact of the limbs, he didn't notice any hard objects around her waist—she didn't have a gun.
In an instant, Sherlock understood.
Either her subconscious reaction really wanted to draw a gun to threaten him, or she knew she didn't have a gun on purpose to scare him, and he was more inclined to the latter.
So, Sherlock smiled even more: "It is said that father control is a very cute attribute."
"So what!" Shia's fried hair rate was 50%.
"It is said that the cat ear girl is a very cute attribute."
"So what!" Shia's fried hair rate was 80%.
"It is said that people and wives are cuter attributes."
"what?"
Sherlock nodded quite seriously: "I think the attributes of father control + cat ear girl + man and wife are not bad."
Shia had a bad feeling: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Sherlock didn't allow her to pretend not to understand, and looked at her struggling in her arms with a half-smile, "Although I personally don't understand the cuteness of father-controlling and cat-eared girls, but if it's you, father-controlling cats I can accept the attributes of a woman and a wife."
He stopped smiling suddenly, and approached Xi Ya who stopped struggling because of his words, his blue-gray eyes were full of smiles, "Of course, in two years, you will still be too young."
Shia's eyeballs were about to pop out.
Did she hear correctly?Sherlock was teasing her?teasing her?
Watson's jaw had fallen to the ground and he could not pick it up.
Fuck, I actually saw Sherlock flirting with girls in my lifetime, the British government is going to fall, Buckingham Palace is going to fall, London Bridge is going to fall!
"Sherlock..."
Lestrade should not be too familiar with 221B Baker Street. With a crime rate comparable to London and New York, he is a frequent visitor here, so he was very considerate of Mrs. Hudson and went upstairs by himself without help.
The bad thing was that there was no notice in advance, so when he opened the door, he was stunned when he saw Shia supporting Sherlock's shoulders, the two of them facing each other so that there was no doubt that they would kiss in the next moment.
My God, Wannian Bachelor is leaving the order!
After hearing Lestrade's words, Shia regained consciousness in an instant, pushed Sherlock away expressionlessly, and straightened the messed up clothes with a serious face.
"You guys chat."
She seemed to be calm, but she was actually very calm as she passed Lestrade and turned into the next room.
Lestrade couldn't close his mouth wide open, "Why is Shia here?"
Sherlock ignored him. He was in a good mood. Sure enough, the "theory that flirting with girls is good for physical and mental health" said on the Internet is somewhat true.
When he saw the small black bag on the sofa, he thought of Xi Ya's calmness when she went out, and the smile in his eyes was even fuller.
"You talk." Sherlock stopped smiling, picked up the small bag, passed Lestrade who was still the gatekeeper at the door, and turned into the room next to Shia just entered.
Seeing that the two entered the same room back and forth, they still haven't come out in a short time.
Lestrade shed tears sadly, "Sherlock can get out of the singles, what's wrong with this world?"
Watson, who has had several female votes, can't understand the pain of being single at all, "You should be glad that the person who let Sherlock out of single is Shea."
That's right!
Thinking about it this way, Lestrade didn't feel sad, "Anyway, Sherlock can kidnap an FBI to Scotland Yard after leaving the order, and I don't have to worry about Sherlock refusing to help because the case is boring."
Seeing Lestrade smiling happily into a chrysanthemum, it seemed that he saw the happy situation of Lestrade with Sherlock on the left and Shea on the right in the future. Watson didn't have the heart to expose him.
Honey, even if you don't know Shea's character, have you forgotten who Sherlock is?How can you believe that Sherlock like that will find a Virgin Mary woman to help you solve the case that Sherlock himself finds boring every day?
Beside, Shia was shocked by the messiness of the room as soon as she entered the door.
The 1.5-meter single bed is covered with black sheets and quilt covers. Although the owner just got up and didn't fold the quilt, it doesn't look too messy because it is black that is resistant to dirt.
The bed is the place to sleep, and it seems to be the cleanest place in the whole room. As for the bedside table, the wall, the cabinet... I can't bear to look directly at it.
Not long after, Sherlock followed through the door. He closed the door behind his back, and saw Shia standing there in a daze, his messy room within sight.
Sherlock didn't feel anything because of the messiness of the room. Seeing her staring at the bed, she thought she was still sleepy, "Sleep a little longer?"
Shia turned back blankly, "What kind of skills did you light up to make the room such a mess?"
Sherlock was taken aback, and glanced at the room, "I just finished dealing with a serial murder case and haven't had time to sort it out."
As he spoke, he walked over, casually threw the small black bag on the only clean bed, and bent down to tidy up the room.
Shia understood.
As soon as Sherlock has a case, it's like taking a stimulant. The more difficult and bizarre the case, the more excited he is. Once excited, he can't care about other things.In order to maintain a highly focused and excited state of thinking when solving a case, he can also use nicotine patches, not to mention just a place to sleep and rest.
However, long-term use of nicotine patches is really bad for your health and makes you more prone to dependence.
After thinking about it, Xi Ya still said, "Don't you consider another way to keep your mind excited?"
Sherlock turned back, "What way?"
This stumped Shia.
"You should find something other than nicotine that can keep your mind excited for a long time."
Sherlock smiled again, not half a smile, but a teasing one.
"You."
"Ok?"
"Isn't it you who can excite me?"
Shia: "..."
Papa, he teased me!
The author has something to say: Who said Sherlock can't flirt with girls?
Who said my male protagonist is not Sherlock's?
Although my original words are that if the hero is not Sherlock, he should have no CP
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