[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes

"Zi——" Under the strong vibration, the mobile phone that was not answered gradually moved from the side of the pillow to the edge of the bed, and half of the fuselage fell outside, and it would fall off after two more vibrations.

Erdai, who was resting on the bedside with half-closed eyes, raised his paw lazily, and pushed back the phone that was about to drop with one paw.

The shaking stopped.

Er Dao looked at his paws, a humane guilty conscience appeared on his furry face, and he stood up "swipe".Before he could take a step forward, the phone on the bed vibrated again, as if he would not stop until he answered it.

Er Dai hurriedly turned around, put his front legs on the edge of the bed, bit the little gray fluffy Alaska on the mobile phone chain, and went straight to the bathroom.

"Zi la - zi la -"

Xi Ya, who was lying comfortably in the bathroom and taking a bath, heard the familiar sound of knocking on the door, inexplicably missing the little rascal who was alive and running around before being trained by his mother, "Come in."

With permission, Erdai pressed his front paws against the glass door, exerted all his strength, and moved the sliding door of the bathroom with difficulty.

Once the door was opened, it was much easier. Er Dai handed the mobile phone in his mouth to Xi Ya, stretched out his tongue and wheezed, and opened his eyes wide, begging for approval and appreciation.

Xi Ya saw the caller ID, and then looked at the blood red missed call, screaming secretly.

As soon as the call was connected, the person on the other side was the first to say: "Lin Xiya, you are promising! How dare you not answer my call when you go to the United States!"

really!

With a helpless face, Xi Ya rubbed Er Dai who was waiting for the compliment, "I don't have to answer anyone's call, how can I not answer your call, miss?"

Xu Shi's words hit the g spot, and the other side snorted coldly, and then fell silent.

Xi Ya took the opportunity to explain: "I was taking a bath in the bathroom, and Er Dai brought in my phone. Forgive me. I will send you a photo of the boss next time, I swear!"

"For Mr. Tuo's sake, I forgive you!" Dai Xiaojie expressed her mercy in a tone of "it's all Missy, I'm good." Is it gone?"

Mr. Tom, just set foot on the land of the United States and see Mr. Tom delivering pizza at a height of [-] meters, can you count?

silence = no

Dai Xiaojie narrowed her eyes dangerously, and she was about to sneer: "Don't tell me that for more than a month, you stayed at home and painted, and you didn't go anywhere!"

Xi Ya shivered, quickly patted the water for two moments, and turned to turn on the hot water.

The hot water entered the bathtub, and Er Dai also came out of the bathroom. He still didn't forget to close the door, Xi Ya shrank into the bubble pile, and said proudly: "How is it possible, I saw Mr. Tuo as soon as I got out of the airport!" It must be Mr. Tuo, I'm not lying!

"Oh?" Dai Xiaojie clearly didn't believe it, "What else?"

and also?

I have been in the United States for so long, except for the time I went to the Moore Shopping Center with Linse, I really went to the supermarket at home, school, and supermarket, and I didn’t go anywhere.

Shia shrunk her neck guiltily, and accidentally remembered the good neighbor next door who liked to eavesdrop, and deliberately said in a flat tone: "The crime rate in the United States is a bit high, but it's not bad. I just met Mr. Tuo when I got out of the airport. I met Duke William on the subway, and when I got home, it happened to be Spider-Man, maybe when I went for a stroll in the street, I happened to meet Captain America, don’t you think so?”

Dai Xiaojie: "..." You're still out of breath when you say you're fat, right?

Knowing that friends don't lie, so these words are true.

But just because it was true, Dai Xiaojie smiled slightly, and said coldly: "Oh, it seems that you are really doing well in the United States, and your spare time is so rich that you can cosplay White Lotus."

White lotus = Athena

Thanks to "Saint Seiya", in Dai Xiaojie's eyes, the good Goddess of War has become a collusion with the five little powerhouses to fight Hades Poseidon, secretly using them to throw away gold and saying "You guys turned your back on me first, so I can't bear to give up. Your "Madonna White Lotus.

Considering the 13-hour time difference between New York and Hangzhou, Dai Xiaojie probably called as soon as she woke up and saw the news.

Xi Ya covered her face and gritted her teeth: "I decided to beat Sato Kaede's little piece of fresh meat into a meat dumpling!"

"Sato Kaede?" Dai Xiaojie rubbed her chin without letting go of the name, which is likely to be of the opposite sex, "Send me the photo!"

Shia rolled her eyes, and by the way, sent all the photos of the opposite sex that she had seen during this period of time, and even Rogers didn't let them go: "I won't say anything else, anyway, you can check it yourself, but the last one Rogers is the FBI, my dad's colleague, be careful not to be caught by the tail."

"Heh," Dai Xiaojie's eyes were completely attracted by all kinds of beautiful men, and she didn't take Shiya's reminder seriously, "Who do you think I am? Do you need me to remind you, Miss, how much is my iq? Suck——"

Xi Ya: "..." Do you dare to be more reserved!

"Seriously, don't take it seriously. I just met Penelope Garcia, a bau technician some time ago. He can go anywhere without leaving any traces. Being recruited by the fbi is considered young and frivolous and ignorant. Mature, but now it's really amazing."

The situation in China is different from that in the United States. Shea can't guarantee that Dai Xiaojie will be another Penelope Garcia, so she advises seriously: "I know you don't pay attention to any program firewall, but in order to see beautiful men in the future It's a good time, Gangzhen, take it easy."

"Know it!"

Dai Xiaojie rested her chin and stared at all the beautiful men's information on the screen, "No history of youth abuse, no criminal record, no s/m tendency, no anti-social personality, no mutant, no natural lack of emotion, very Alright, put it on the spare tire list. My dear, which one do you like? I’m very generous and let you choose first.”

Xi Ya: "..." Can we still have a good chat?

"Sunshine boy Jemini, handsome young Charles, handsome young Kaede Sato, mature and handsome Rogers...Lin Xiya, you can do it, peach blossoms will bloom as soon as you go to the United States, can you send me a jar of peach blossom wine in another month?" come over?"

Dai Xiaojie kept teasing and talking nonsense, but she tapped the keyboard quickly with both hands, browsing the information of several people at a glance.

Knowing that a good friend loves to run the train with his mouth full and refuses to tell the truth!big!Tsundere, at this moment, I must have searched through various sloppy corners to see if there are any bad histories of the eighteen generations of ancestors.

Xi Ya pretended not to hear the keyboard tapping sound of a song, "There are more handsome men and women with blond hair and blue eyes, how about you?"

If it wasn't for Lin Se, Xi Ya would have stayed in Hangzhou with Dai Xiaojie, although that meant she couldn't choose her current favorite major.

"Don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know your blessings." Dai Xiaojie snorted twice, very dissatisfied, "I would have gone to New York with you if I had known about Zhejiang University's bunch of rubbish men, and at least I would have a chance to see my boss!"

"How much rubbing?" Xi Ya, who had never even entered the Zhejiang Gate, was curious.

"..." Dai Xiaojie's expression was blank for three seconds, and she threw herself on the table, "Please don't mention it!"

"learn!"

Xi Ya, who understood in seconds, quickly changed the subject: "New York University is not that good. You will be murdered when you take the plane, you will be caught in an explosion when you take the subway, and you will jump off a building when you take a photo. Even if there are beautiful men looking at it, your heart will not be able to bear it. This is why you call an ambulance every day." Rhythm."

Dai Xiaojie was extremely wronged: "I'd rather lie in the hospital and see beautiful men than be blinded by rubbing men here!"

Shia: "..." Topic stopper, you win.

After finally making an overseas phone call, the topic ended up being "smacking men", and Xi Ya was in a bad mood.

She had a hunch that nothing good would happen the next day.

as predicted.

Early the next morning, Xia Ya, who hadn't slept well, yawned, and only two steps into the Vision Department building, a warm corpse fell from the sky, and fell in front of her eyes with blood overflowing, staring straight into her eyes , die with peace.

All sleepy bugs are scared away.