[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes

"咚咚-"

Linse stood by the half-leaning door, maintaining the gesture of knocking.

"Daddy?" Xi Ya turned the phone over and put it face down on the table, "Is there something wrong?"

"That house had a real gas explosion, it was purely an accident, don't take it to heart."

Shia didn't react for a while when he said such a sentence without thinking.

After Lin Se finished speaking, she turned around and was about to leave. Xi Ya remembered what she said in the afternoon, and hurriedly responded: "Okay, good night, Daddy."

"Good night."

Shea watched Linse close the door with her own eyes, heard his footsteps walking away, and returned to the study.

Then, under the eyes of the only audience member who couldn't speak, he threw himself on the bed, hugged the pillow and rolled hard, with a silly smirk on his baby-fat face, which was so stupid that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

This stupidity didn't recover until Dai Xiaojie made an international long-distance call.

As soon as the call was connected, Xi Ya took the lead, making Dai Xiaojie hold back what she was about to say: "Oh my god, Xiaojie, I like Daddy more and more!"

Dai Xiaojie: "..."

Xi Ya didn't care about whether the other party said something or not, she talked happily by herself, and now she only needs a loyal listener: "I accidentally encountered a gas explosion when I went out at noon, and you know how much I am. Lucky z, I thought the explosion was because of me. When I came back and told my daddy, my daddy told me that it was a normal gas explosion and had nothing to do with me, but he knocked on my door just now, you know he What did you say?"

Dai Xiaojie rolled her eyes upwards, show off, show off, show off again! "What did you say?"

"He went to check it! He told me that it was a real gas explosion, haha!" Xia's nose turned high, and she proudly rolled on the bed again, her face flushed with excitement, "how is it? ? Is my daddy the best daddy in the universe!"

#叮——Xuan Dae Kuangmo Online#

Dai Xiaojie: "..." Ma Dan, he was so dazed that he really showed his face!

Dai Xiaojie could imagine Xi Ya's idiot expression when she said this, and she also knew that she was definitely closing the door and doing something shameless to her usual self in an unknown place, and she was not ashamed at all.

In this ruthless and unreasonable world where I don't listen to me and I don't listen to it, all the crazy dads deserve to be single for 1 years!

Lin Xuan's father, crazy demon Xi Ya, couldn't stop showing off at the beginning, "No matter how busy Daddy is, he will remember my menstrual period, remind me to drink brown sugar water to warm the baby, and get angry when he sees me forgetting to put on shoes. Cook immediately after eating, hand over all savings every year on my birthday for me to buy, buy, buy... Daddy's story is so good that I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights, ah, having Daddy in this life is enough!"

Xi Ya rested her chin, crossed her legs, and smiled with crooked eyebrows and rippling eyes. She was a full-fledged young girl.

Dai Xiaojie: "..."

It wasn't the first day she knew that Xi Ya liked Daddy Xuan's piss, nor was it the first day she heard about Xi Ya's criteria for male votes in the future, and it wasn't the first day she was so eager to be reborn as Xi Ya's twin sister...

So angry, but keep smiling!

If there is anything else that can hit Shia who has fallen into the state of a "girl in love"...

Dai Xiaojie smiled and said, "Xia, I saw a lucky roll today~"

"Curlford?"

Shia was a little confused, "Who?"

Dai Xiaojie: "..."

Feeling the cool air coming from the mobile phone, Xi Ya shivered and nodded hurriedly: "Oh, isn't it someone from the British corrupt country? I understand, I understand! You saw him, congratulations Congratulations, do you want an autograph?"

"Ha ha……"

Dai Xiaojie gritted her teeth, and said word by word: "Lin, Xi, Ya, you, think, what, what, die!"

"Death to death!"

Dai Xiaojie: "..."

Unable to communicate happily any longer, Dai Xiaojie hangs up the phone with a "click", slams the phone into the pillow, and decides not to talk to this dastardly demon who has no romantic cells and deserves to be single for ages for a week.

In the next second, the phone that was stuck in the pillow rang leisurely.

The ringtone is Daddy Daddy's favorite violin version of Schubert's "Ave Maria", and the lock screen photo is a profile photo of that nasty Daddy Daddy playing the violin.

Dai Xiaojie stared fiercely, as if she could break the strings of the violin and make the person immersed in the music look up.

The bell rang and stopped again.

Until it rang again, Dai Xiaojie coughed twice, waited reservedly for two seconds, and answered the phone in the third second: "Tell me, what's the matter."

"Xiaojie, Nanpiao and I decided to go to Hangzhou Amusement Park temporarily, please help me order it, please!"

"……Oh."

Dai Xiaojie agreed, and when she hung up the phone and called again, the fuck, the line was busy!

Call again, the line is still busy!

Lin Xiya, go to hell with you!

"Ah!" Xi Ya sneezed, thinking that if she didn't continue to call, the eldest lady must be so angry that she wanted to tear her up.

"Have a cold?" The female voice on the other end of the phone was mature and gentle.

Xi Ya rubbed her nose, "It's okay, Xiao Jie missed me."

Originally, Gao Han wanted to talk more about normal life with his daughter, but when he heard this, his eyebrows raised, "If you have the ability, you can hug the peach blossoms on the left and right, what's the use of making women want to? When will you bring me a man home, I can't help your pocket money!"

Xia Ya looked up at the sky silently: "You continue to ban."

Gao Han: "..."

"Anyway, I earn living expenses by myself, which is enough. If it's not possible, Daddy will not watch me starve to death. Don't worry, you will definitely see me who has gained 10 catties next time you come back."

Gao Han didn't bring it up in one breath, almost suffocated, took a long time to catch his breath, and changed a more gentle tone: "I'm in Fox Town now, if you don't see you pack your bed and come over within the next week, just make it for me." Prepare to go to Africa penniless!"

Xia spread his hands in a particularly lonely manner: "As early as the 30th day of playing Onmyoji, I won the title of senior African chief, maybe I go to Africa and bring you back a team of handsome black guys, how about it? Mom, do you want to help me a little bit, I'm actually quite interested in Africa..."

"Crack!" The phone hung up.

Shia breathed a sigh of relief.

She has only been in New York University for two months. She has no vacation recently, and the earth is not destroyed. How could she ask for leave and go to a Fox town that she has never heard of?Fortunately, Ms. Gao Han's temper is as bad as ever.

"Ding--"

Gao Han was so angry that he didn't want to talk, so he chose to send a text message to his daughter who would never get over it: [Three days, if I don't see you, just get out of here mellowly! 】

Shia fell down in frustration.

Other threats can be ignored, but asking her to leave Linse and return to the country is a bit... I have to say that Mo Ruomu, the confidant, just hit her weak spot.

[Dear Mummy, your daughter has just entered school for two months, so she can't ask for leave without a good reason, it's not good!When we are away from home, we must establish a good image of outstanding students of the Chinese nation for the enthusiastic American people, who will not leave early, be late, ask for leave, or fail a course.Only in this way, Ms. Gao Han, your 18 years of teaching will not be wasted. 】

Xi Ya anxiously waited for a reply, and within three seconds, Ms. Gao Han replied in seconds: [Don't think I don't know that you are now a special consultant of a group, trying to fool me?Don't forget you popped out of my stomach!Except that I really don't want to see any other replies, one more word, and the deadline is reduced by one hour. 】

tyrant!

Xia twisted her nose in anger, wanted to throw the phone to vent her anger, but didn't dare to really verify whether the phone produced by Stark can really be used as a brick, so she had to sniff her nose and stamped reluctantly: [OK]

While the text message was still being sent, Dai Xiaojie's call came.

Dai Xiaojie, who had decided not to speak for a week before, broke her vow in minutes: "Well, Lin Xiya, who values ​​sex and despises friends, tell me, which wild man did you call just now!"

"The Queen Mother."

"..." Dai Xiaojie lost her temper for a moment, and asked weakly, "What's wrong with your empress dowager?"

Xi Ya lay dead on the bed, unable to move, and Er Dai licked her hand to comfort her, but she didn't want to respond: "The empress dowager, I will go to Fox in three days, and I will be back with you happily if I am one second late. companion."

Dai Xiaojie frowned her beautiful eyebrows, "Who is your empress dowager looking for again?"

Gao Han single-handedly founded Emerald Magazine, which sells all over the world and ranks 50th among the world's top 28 magazines.The magazine named after the emerald, at first glance, I thought it was a high-end content that gathered many high-end luxury goods such as jewelry and cosmetics, but in fact... This is a magazine that lists the most beautiful men in the world.

Yes, this is the inspirational story of the president of the Appearance Association who traveled all over the world to collect beautiful men and strengthen his harem collection.

Ever since he knew that his daughter was a genius with an IQ of 188, Gao Han excitedly formulated a series of plans for nurturing a talented lady.

It's a pity that Xi Ya was raised crookedly.

In other words, Xi Ya has her own ideas, and she didn't grow up according to Gao Han's plan.

However, there is one thing that the mother and daughter agree on-language.

Shia can speak multiple languages, and some of them are not proficient, but there is no big problem with daily communication.

So this time, Dai Xiaojie, who has long been used to it, subconsciously thought that Gao Han was looking for a beautiful man in another country where she could not speak the language, and wanted to ask him to be her model, but encountered communication obstacles on the way, so she summoned the universal translator.

Dai Xiaojie had never heard of Fox Fox, but after a search, she found out that the so-called Fox Town...

"Xia, the town of Forks is always rainy and rainy all year round. The total population of the town is less than 2000. It is a real town. The location is not far from Seattle, why don't you drive there by yourself? Anyway, the Queen Mother will definitely have a lot of things for you to do , It’s better to have a car than to borrow a car when you get there.”

Xi Ya sighed deeply: "I hate beautiful men!"