[Comprehensive Yingmei] I have special skills to solve crimes

The big V named "Only" on Werther posted a status: Straight male style.

"Only" is Witt's last painter with a small number of 20000 fans. He mainly paints characters with exquisite styles. The output is not high but the paintings are exquisite, attracting a lot of fans.

Usually the comments below are all "Wow, my wife is great!" "The screen is so dirty, lick it!" "Let go of my husband, let me do it!", but today, the comments below are all copied and pasted Uniform status: "Straight men's style 233333"

"Only" uses a super-simplified line method to describe a short frame comic with four pictures. The protagonist of the comic is a straight bamboo and a crooked S-shaped bamboo.

Naotake: Look at your crooked S-shaped figure, it really embarrasses us straight men!

Crooked Bamboo: Confused jpg.

Naotake: A straight man should grow up like me!Straight straight!

Crooked Bamboo: Dumbfounded Two Faces jpg.

Crooked Bamboo forced two pictures, and finally counterattacked on the third and fourth pictures.

Crooked Bamboo: But I have soft girls.

Naotake: ...

Crooked Bamboo: You only have hard Chinese paper!

Naotake: ...

Shia lay on the bed and flipped through the comments, and Werther laughed out loud, and a girl asked, "Is your wife going to change?".

There are also people who are worried about the transformation of the only one, "Will you not draw beautiful men in the future? Don't!" "Wife, you agreed to watch beautiful men with me until the end of time?" "You are the wind and I am the sand. Where's the pretty boy?!"

Xi Ya drew the four-panel manga on a whim, and added some jokes.

She firmly believed that this was the fault of Dai Xiaojie, who talked about corrupt American men in Britain every day, so she reposted the status with peace of mind, and gave fans a reassurance: Don't worry, my wife will always be your wife.

After brushing Werther on the bed for a while, Shia went out for a morning run in the bright sunshine.

I just came back to take a shower and prepare to eat, when the high cold came down.

The owner of the hotel is a middle-aged woman, and she also sent them a breakfast made at home.

Gao Han pays great attention to etiquette in front of outsiders, and acts like a lady in every move.

After a silent breakfast, Gao Han went straight to the topic: "The Cullen family, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, their family will go camping together when the weather is good. Fox is rainy all the year round, and today is a rare good weather , arrange it yourself, after that..."

Gao Han didn't say anything that didn't suit her temperament, Xi Ya understood.

This is not the first time that Gao Han has helped persuade men and women whom Gao Han likes to be her models willingly. As long as the price is within a reasonable range, Gao Han will accept it.

Of course you have to get paid for what you do.

Xi Ya narrowed her eyes: "Half a year."

Gao Han gritted his teeth: "One month!"

"Five months."

"One month!"

"So dishonest?" Xi Ya raised her eyebrows and swept Gao Han up and down.

Gao Han is wearing a purple sleeveless cheongsam with high slits today, which suits his fair complexion quite well. The bun with his hair in a bun reveals his neck with long sleeves and a pretty face, making him look gentle and elegant.

Gao Leng snorted, and helped the silver hairpin on his head.

Xi Ya got up with a meaningless expression, "Anyway, I'm not the one who is in a hurry, you take your time to think about it."

Why did Xi Ya help Gao Han deceive those beautiful men and women?

Of course it was because of the reward for success—Linse's time.

Convince two beauties at once, and reduce the cost to one month?It's a good idea!

Shia snorted coldly, took the board and sat in the Chevrolet for a leisurely stroll around Fox.

At the same time, in the Hefeng courtyard.

The handsome man flipped through the only twitter and burst out laughing.

Xue Nu looked at the man's face, and said tentatively: "Master Qingming, that one went to Forks."

The man let out a "hmm", unable to tell whether he was happy or angry.

Xue Nu didn't dare to say any more, she knelt down and sat aside.

After a long time, when Xue Nu thought there would be no response, the man said lightly: "Don't let irrelevant things hurt her."

thing?

Xue Nu was stunned for a moment, and after understanding what she was referring to, she retreated obediently.

"Red leaves."

"Yes."

"My lord has a life, protect that one."

"Yes." Hongye went down.

Xue Nu looked at the blue sky, a hint of worry flashed in her icy blue eyes, she always felt that she had become more and more unstable recently, as if something was about to happen.

In the blink of an eye, the ice blue colored contact lenses accidentally fell off, revealing the hidden brown pupils.

Xue Nu sighed, put it on again, and turned back to the courtyard.

As long as she is a snow girl, she must have icy blue eyes and icy blue hair.

*****

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Fox has a total population of less than 2000, most of whom have lived in this town all their lives. Everyone is familiar with each other without looking up or down.

The arrival of any stranger will become a hot topic in this small town.

Xi Ya quickly felt the enthusiasm of the residents in the town. Every time she met someone in the car, everyone would greet her friendly and ask her, "Hey, are you Gao's daughter?" "You are so cute!" "Do you want to come to Fox to settle down?"

Around this time, because the children were all attending the only school in the town, there were some elderly people on the road. When they saw Xi Ya who was so young, they immediately looked at her with special loving eyes.

Shea responded one by one, asked some questions about Fox, and got more enthusiastic answers from everyone.

After casual lunch at the restaurant and getting acquainted with the town, Shia went to the beach.

Speaking of the seaside, the place where Fox can see the sea well is only on the edge of the cliff. If you want to watch the sea up close and surf the waves, you can only go to the reserved area.

It is said that the reserved area is the territory of the Quilut people. She doesn't understand anything when she first arrives, so it's better to be cautious.

Xia came to watch the sunset on the edge of the cliff.

The golden red steamer is reflected in the clear light blue sea, and the afterglow casts a piece of golden light, like a ribbon falling from the arms of a lady.Taking the horizon as the axis, there are two sunsets in the sky and above the sea. Looking at it from another angle, the sunset looks like an apple that has been bitten by a cliff.

Xi Ya lay on the edge of the car window, staring at the beautiful scenery without blinking, reluctant to close her eyes.

Seeing the beautiful scenery, she thought of Lin Se, and quickly took out her mobile phone to take a photo of the sunset and sent it: [Daddy, let's go watch the sunset together next time! 】

Lin Se didn't reply right away, probably because she was busy with a case. New York's crime rate didn't give the FBI a good vacation at all.

With a puffed face, Xi Ya sent a Werther: [I don't have anyone to watch the sunset with me, so it's not fun! 】

Less than 5 seconds after Werther sent it, two private messages "Ding Dong" and "Ding Dong" entered the mailbox.

One is from "The Number One Miss in the World": Come back, I'll accompany you!

One from "babybabygirl": Come Quantico!

Returning to China is impossible, but Quantico can consider it.

Shia rubbed her chin, deciding when to go to Quantico.Having known Garcia for so long, the two of them only made video calls through modern technological means, and they haven't really met once, no!open!Mori!

Hearing the sound of wheels rolling over the road in the distance, Xia looked up and saw that half of the setting sun had sunk below the horizon, and it was time to go back.

"Ding--"

Linse texted back: [Okay. 】

When they got an appointment, Xi Ya smiled like a full-fledged cat, just as she stepped on the gas pedal, a silver shadow flew by next door, and a vague profile of her face could be vaguely seen.

The road was not narrow enough for two cars to walk side by side with a distance of one meter, but the silver Volvo flew past her Chevrolet on purpose, full of provocation.

Xi Ya raised her eyebrows, not caring about the Speeding Racers, and walked back to the hotel slowly at her own pace.

Bikers?

Edward's face darkened, and he stepped on the accelerator even deeper.

After dinner, Gao Han came to Xi Ya's room and announced a terrible news.

Shia rubbed her ears, "Again, I seem to be hallucinating."

"You heard that right."

Gao Han controlled the urge to roll his eyes, and said again, "I want you to enroll."

"Enrollment?"

Xi Ya's eyes widened, wishing to pry Gao Han's head open to see if it was the cerebellum that caused the problem, or every brain cell. "Are you okay? I just entered New York University this year. I'm a college student, okay? I was in high school with Ren." What is it like to go to class with students?"

Gao Han put his hands on his chest, raised the taller mountain under the close-fitting cheongsam, glanced at Xi Ya's flat chest, and said with disgust: "With the altitude of your basin, no one will believe that you are a college student."

Shia: "..."

"Not to mention that you skipped a grade in order to go to school with Dai Xiaojie. Based on the age at which you didn't skip a grade, you really should be in high school now."

Xi Ya had a headache, because of this woman who only had beautiful men and no daughters in her eyes, "Ms. Gao Han, are you serious? I am 18 years old, I entered school a year late, skipped a grade, and I still take normal courses at a normal age."

Gao Han's face froze, she actually forgot that Xi Ya refused to go to primary school when she died!

"Anyway, the admission procedures have been completed, you go to school tomorrow. If you don't, hehe..."

Gao Han left a meaningful "hehe", and Xi Ya speculated with the deepest malice that this "hehe" is equivalent to "don't do what my mother said, why the hell hurry up and get my mother back to the country? My husband hasn't ordered yet. contribute!"

After a second of silence, Shia confessed.

The next day, the weather was cloudy, and the Karen family went to class normally.

When Volvo, Jeep, and Porsche arrived at the school gate, Shia just got out of the car and closed the door.

The Karen family has always been the focus of Fox's attention, and Shia naturally followed everyone's gaze.

Said to be a family, it doesn't look like an imaginary place from the outside, if you really want to say it looks like... "It seems that there are only skin color and eyes."

When Xi Ya observes a person, he first looks at temperament.

After her temperament passed the test, she would look further into this person's eyes.It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Shea can see a lot through a person's eyes, such as the Karen family that Gao Han cares about. They seem to be very curious about her?

Shia smiled at them and followed the crowd into the school gate.

"Hi, are you a transfer student? I haven't seen you before."

Soon someone recognized the newcomer and came to strike up a conversation.

Xi Ya just smiled, and went to get the schedule and textbooks before finding her own classroom.