[Zhongyingmei] My dad is Voldy

With the help of a shorthand quill and Pensieve, Anita completed the first three Harry Potter books in one night... er, more accurately, Harry Potter. Copy-paste of the first three parts of Potter.

After Dumbledore finished reading, he looked at Anita meaningfully and said, "It's amazingly true. The story you write is not exactly the same as the development of reality, but it is very likely to happen. In fact, if I guess reality would be like that without you and Tom. Just why isn't you in it?"

"Actually, this is exactly the future I see." Anyway, Anita has been pretending for so long, and Anita doesn't mind pretending again, "A fortuneteller can't see his own future. People who are close to me—for example, the future of my father and mother—I can’t see clearly, and even if I see it, it may not be correct. For example, Draco, the Draco in the prophecy is far from the real situation far away."

"However, what the prophet can see is only a certain possibility in the future." Anita said, "The first grade in the prophecy is very close to reality, but now it is completely different from the prophecy, isn't it?"

"Indeed." There was a wise light in Dumbledore's eyes, "The future is never set in stone."

Before sending the book to McCoff to let him help publish and prepare the film, Anita asked relevant people to read it. After all, unlike the previous life, the characters in the book are real, and some things may offend When it comes to the privacy of the parties involved, some people may not like appearing in the book.It is still appropriate to make necessary revisions after seeking their opinions.

The professors liked the book very much, although they didn't have many scenes, but Tom told Anita that the "Harry Potter" series had been the topic of the professors' dinner for a week, and they were interested in their short-lived stories in the book. Appeared with relish.Tom was in a good mood when he mentioned this, because whenever the professors talked about Harry Potter, they couldn't avoid making fun of Severus, and Tom was always very happy to see Severus' black face .

Due to Anita's obsession with her previous life and her tribute to the original author who created this world, Anita did not make any changes to the original plot of "Harry Potter", but used the Pensieve to try to It was written out intact.This has caused Anita to live in dire straits these days.

First of all, although when Anita asked Severus if he wanted to change his name or modify the plot, Severus said no with a black face, but Severus ruthlessly extended Anita's confinement time, and let her deal with a bunch of disgusting potion ingredients.When Anita thought that she would have to write Severus to death in the future, and that the last part involved a lot of Severus's privacy, she felt that she had nothing to love, and she was very impulsive as a eunuch.

Or just write these three parts?Anyway, Anita doesn't think Voldemort can toss for too long. Maybe Voldemort was killed by his father and Dumbledore before the filming of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" was finished?

Not only Severus, but Draco was also very dissatisfied with the arrogant, arrogant and stupid self described in the book, and had been having an awkward relationship with Anita for several days.Even if Anita explained that this was necessary artistic exaggeration for the needs of the plot, it was all fictional, and it didn't calm Draco.However, Anita had a way to make Draco forgive her, ahem.

Anita is very thankful that other Slytherin students have not read this book, and Slytherin students are basically not interested in Muggle books.Even if they saw it later, they would not be able to guess that it was written by her, and they would probably think that it was the product of some Gryffindor's obscenity.

In addition, Sirius was very dissatisfied with the image of his stupid dog in the book, and sent a dozen screaming letters to Anita, all of which were disposed of by Tom.Finally, Anita finally received a normal letter from Sirius, with only two awkward words in it: "Thank you".

I don't know what expression Sirius would have if he knew that Anita would kill him in the future.

After Harry and the others finished reading, their expressions were extremely complicated.Ron's face was almost as red as his hair, and he slammed the manuscript on the table, angrily saying, "I'm not so, so stupid!"

"I think Anita is very vivid." Hermione smiled.

"I've written Draco so annoying, what else do you want? Anyway, more than half of it is fictional. And your image is very positive. Look at the first part, Ron is not only superb at chess, I also selflessly sacrificed myself to help Harry guard the Sorcerer's Stone. If you don't like it, I can change the name of the character of 'Ron' to Rupert Grint." Anita said indifferently.

"No!" Ron denied, muttering, "Harry's best friend is me, of course."

"So do you have any comments?" Anita asked.

Ron is still dissatisfied with his image, he is not tall at all, even if he is not the president of the student union or the captain of Quidditch, at least don't describe him so vividly that he is afraid of spiders.But compared with Draco, Ron is much more psychologically balanced.

"Well, can you stop writing about my family as so... so..." Ron faltered, his face starting to turn red again.

"What?" Anita looked at Ron suspiciously. It seems that JK Rowling has never hacked the Weasleys, right?

"I think the word my dear brother wants to say is 'poor,'" said George.

"Fred!" Ron yelled angrily.

"I'm Fred," said Fred. "Isn't it?"

"This can be changed," Anita said.

"Don't." George and Fred stopped at the same time.

"Don't listen to that stupid brother of mine."

"Mom and Dad will like it when you write it like this. If you really change it, they won't be happy."

Anita thought about it, and decided to listen to George and Fred. Although they were a little mischievous, they were very smart, at least much sharper than Ron.

"I have no objection!" Ron angrily sat aside and ignored them.

Anita gave George and Fred a "Is he all right?" look.

"He's all right," Fred said.

Sure enough, after a while, Anita noticed that Ron was reading those books with relish after seeing that everyone was not paying attention to him.

"Anita, you really spent your life in Black Slytherin." Fred praised.

"That's it." George said happily, "Although I enjoyed watching it, are you really not going to be killed?"

"That's why Papa put a curse on these manuscripts, and you can't talk about the contents of the book with anyone except those who already know it, and you can't tell that I wrote it." Anita said proudly, "And , the black Slytherin is not me, but JK Rowling."

"Professor Riddle really dotes on you." Hermione said, "If I were your father and saw you so black in Slytherin House, let alone cast a spell for you, I would definitely beat you first."

Anita stuck out her tongue at Hermione, "It's for Muggles anyway."

"Those bitch and half-blood wizards might see it too," said Hermione.

"The more I write like this, the less they will believe it," Anita said.

"That's true."

"Even if the Slytherins see it, they can only be angry with JK Rowling." Anita said, "I checked, and there is no one named JK Rowling in the UK, neither in the wizarding world nor in the Muggle world. So Don’t worry about harming others by accident.”

"The Sorting Hat must have made a mistake, you are definitely a Gryffindor." George sighed while watching.

Fred held Anita's hand in a dignified manner and said, "Comrade, being an undercover agent in Slytherin is really hard for you."

Several people laughed for a while, George and Fred insisted on presenting Anita with the title of "Honorary Member of Gryffindor", and made a badge for Anita on the spot, and Anita accepted it dumbfounded.

When it was over, Anita asked Hermione, "Do you have any comments, Hermione?"

"I didn't," said Hermione. "You wrote it pretty well." Hermione blushed a little. "Actually, you wrote me a little too well. How can I be so smart?"

"Of course you have." Anita said, "You just didn't see it yourself. However, it doesn't matter if you just use your name? Do you have relatives and friends in the Muggle world?"

"It doesn't matter. Hermione and Granger are very common names, they think they are the same name at most." Hermione said.

"How about you, Harry?" Anita asked. "You seem particularly quiet today?"

After Anita said that, everyone realized that Harry hadn't spoken today, and several people looked at Harry at the same time.

"Well, I'm fine," said Harry. "Why aren't you in the book?"

"Because I'm embarrassed to write about myself?" Anita said, "It's hard to be objective when writing about myself. I can't bear to blacken myself, but I'm a little embarrassed to praise myself."

"Are you still embarrassed?" Hermione complained.

"Of course." Anita put her face in front of Hermione with a smile, "Look at how tender my little face is."

Hermione rolled her eyes and pushed Anita's face away in disgust.

"I don't know," said Harry, with a look of confusion on his face. "It might seem strange to say that, but these stories always give me a sense of déjà vu, as if things were supposed to be like this."

"I feel the same way." Hermione patted Harry on the shoulder and said, "It must be because Anita wrote it so well, even if I knew these things were not like this, I almost believed them to be true."

Harry thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

Anita almost thought that she had accidentally pierced the dimensional wall, and her back was covered in cold sweat. Fortunately, it was a false alarm.

Anita secretly took a deep breath to calm her heartbeat, and asked Harry, "If you could choose, would you prefer to be the Harry in real life or the Harry in the book? After all, you are the hero in the book, Spoiler alert, you ended up killing Voldemort."

George, Fred, Ron, and Hermione all made dissatisfied voices, "I hate spoilers the most," Hermione said.

"This is not a spoiler at all. You don't need to guess that Harry, the protagonist, will definitely kill the villain Voldemort, and..." Anita said.

"Stop, stop, stop spoilers." Hermione rushed over to cover Anita's mouth.

Anita raised her hands in surrender, and Hermione gave Anita a glare before letting her go.Anita continued to ask Harry, "What do you say?"

"I'm not capable of killing Voldemort, am I?" said Harry.

"Let's assume you have."

Harry pondered for a moment, turned the book to Chapter 2 of the first book, and said, "Then I don't want to exchange living with the godfather to live at the Dursleys' house, you know, until now, every summer vacation to the Dursleys' house The two weeks I've been guests have been a nightmare, and I can't imagine how horrible it must be to live with them all the time." Harry smiled, and Anita smiled too.

"So, that's how it got published?" Anita confirmed.

Harry said a little sheepishly, "I think you made me a little too... er... great. I didn't solve a lot of things, but you gave me all the credit in the book."

"Necessary art work," said Anita, "and, if it ever happened to you, I'm sure you'd do it too."

Harry scratched his head, blushing in embarrassment.

"If you don't like it, I can change the name, for example, "Daniel Radcliffe and the Sorcerer's Stone", but your characteristics are too obvious in the wizarding world, you should know that it is yours, and I can change the name." To the Muggles who know it's you and don't know you, Harry Potter and Daniel Radcliffe are no different to them," Anita said.

"That's true," said Harry. "You decide, I have no problem."

Thus, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" was officially finalized and published.