[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

"Long time no see, Bodhi." Coming down from the clouds, Qing Yuan flicked his sleeves to put away the spell, and looked at Patriarch Bodhi with a smile on his face.

"It's been 20 years in a blink of an eye. It's really been a long time. Wukong, you go back first, I still have something to talk to Fairy Qingyuan." Bodhi said with a whisk.

"Yes, master." Wukong swept his eyes between the two of them, lowered his head and said "hehe" twice, then turned and left.

"What a monkey spirit!" Qing Yuan shook his head, "Let's go, I went to the heavens for a long time, and I got two pieces of news that you absolutely want to know, would you like to listen to me one by one? "

"I would like to hear the details." Bodhi stroked his beard and stretched out a hand with a smile, "Please."

"Please!"

"In this way, the Queen Mother of the West betrayed the Heavenly Court long ago, took refuge in the Western God Realm, and even informed God and others, leaking the secrets of our Eastern God Realm, but—" Patriarch Bodhi hissed, "Jade The emperor is pretending not to know, he can be the father of Queen Mother Xi's daughters for so many years, so it shouldn't be a big deal to help conceal it."

"He must know, but he didn't dare to touch her blatantly. He just turned a blind eye and closed his eyes. The Jade Emperor knew clearly. If the queen mother was pushed into a hurry, everyone would be unable to bear it. The gain outweighs the loss, and I simply didn’t see it.” Qing Yuan shook his jade fan and said, “Now the relationship between the Eastern and Western God Realms is stalemate, and a large part of the reason is that these gods who eat vegetarian meals are provoked. Today is no different from the past. At that time, the gods didn’t even have the time to take a nap, not to mention eating inside and out. But now, one by one is trying to ‘immigrate’ to the Western God Realm. I can’t figure it out. What’s so good about the West? What? God created the world, and the Western world was created, and it has nothing to do with us—hehe, the offspring of the Great God Pangu."

"So, the fairy wants to—"

Bodhi continued to speak cautiously.

"That's right, I want to improve this situation, so we must pull all the gods into the water to make this game a success, no matter whether it is the Eastern God Realm, the Western God Realm or the Buddha Realm, without exception, they must enter this game. When this game is over, the fortunes of the worlds will be restored to balance."

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"Can you..."

Bodhi asked tentatively, but was interrupted by Qing Yuan.

"Although I have already thought about this game, I still can't tell the whole story. But the first step of this game is to trouble you, little brother!" Qing Yuan cupped his hands.

"Me?" Bodhi thought for a while, "But because of Wukong?"

"That's right." Qing Yuan nodded, "When I heard that monkey say that you granted him 72 changes and flying clouds and fog, I thought, who should be the good candidate to kick off the curtain."

"But why Wukong?"

"Because although he is stubborn and impetuous, proud and conceited, his nature is not bad, he is not afraid of power and difficulties, he dares to fight, and he is courageous. These are the necessary qualities to be a target who will tear his face from the heavens." Qing Yuan slowly Said, "At this point, the Eastern God Realm has reached a critical moment of life and death, indestructible and indestructible. In this way, Bodhi, you should be able to guess a little bit of my thoughts, right?"

"I understand." Bodhi said, "If Wukong is to be the one who pierces the sky, I have nothing to say. But the question is, how to send Wukong to accomplish these things? If he deliberately guides him, he will be caught by others. It's not pretty."

"It's okay. As long as you find a reason to send him down the mountain in the near future, with me around, everything will come to fruition."

Qing Yuan compared his fingers and got a clear look from Bodhi.

"Since you have already figured it out, then I won't bother with it anymore. It's just that Wukong—"

"Your master has always been dignified. He will definitely listen to what you say."

Bodhi thought about it for a moment, and then exchanged a look with Qing Yuan. The two conspired for a while before leaving.

Two days later, spring returned to summer solstice, everyone was joking and chatting under the pine tree, and they talked about Monkey King before they knew it, and everyone joked about Monkey King: "Wu Kong, in which life did you cultivate the fate method? Some time ago Master whispered in his ear, have you mastered the magic spell of avoiding the three disasters and transforming it passed on to you?"

Wukong felt a little complacent, so he smiled and said: "I will tell you my brothers, firstly, it was taught by Master, and secondly, I practiced diligently day and night, so I know all kinds of spells."

As soon as everyone heard it, they had some calculations in their hearts, and they booed and said: "It's such a good time, why don't you show off your skills, so that I can wait and see, how about it?"

Hearing the praise from the seniors, Wukong didn't want to dampen everyone's interest, so he shook his head, showed off his tricks, and shouted: "Brothers, please come up with a topic, what do you want me to change?"

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and finally one person said: "Just become a pine tree."

So Wukong twisted the formula, chanted the mantra, and transformed into a tall and tall pine tree.

The real one is: Depressed and smoky throughout the four seasons, Ling Yun goes straight up to Xiuzhen.There is no image of a monster monkey at all, but it is full of frost-resistant and snow-resistant branches.

When everyone saw each other, they applauded and applauded repeatedly. This applause was so great that it awakened Patriarch Bodhi.Patriarch Bodhi was upset these two days, thinking of looking for an opportunity to drive Wukong down the mountain, when he heard someone shouting, he counted his fingers, his eyes lit up, the plan came from his heart, he quickly dragged his shoes off the ground, Everyone went there.

Wukong was complacent, and suddenly heard Patriarch Bodhi stomping his staff, and asked coldly, "Who is making the noise here?"

When the big guys heard that it was the ancestor who came, they were so frightened that they quickly picked up their hats, and those who tidied up their clothes. After packing up, they stood in front of the ancestor in a row, bowed their heads and did not speak.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Wukong quickly changed himself back when he rolled his eyes, and hid in the bushes, wanting to avoid disaster, he whispered: "Qi Shang Zunshi, I will talk about it here, let alone Foreign names are making noise."

Patriarch Bodhi knew that he was talking nonsense, and if he wanted to change his usual routine, he could just say a few words about him, but for the sake of the overall situation, he became cruel and shouted angrily: "You are not like a practitioner at all when you are yelling! People, the mouth is open, the air is scattered, and the tongue is moving. How can I laugh here?"

A few timid ones hurriedly complained: "Don't dare to lie to Master, just now Wukong transformed into a puppet, and the disciples were looking forward to it. I taught him to transform into a pine tree, and it turned out to be a pine tree. The disciples all applauded and applauded, so they screamed loudly. Respect Master, I hope to beg for forgiveness." While speaking, he secretly glanced at Wukong, who was caught by Wukong, and stared back fiercely, so scared that several people trembled and did not dare to say another word.

"You wait. Wukong, come here." Patriarch Bodhi shook his head in his heart, but still let these ineffective disciples go away first, and stayed alone to "chat about life" with Wukong.

Wukong tiptoed up to Bodhi, but he still looked like an old god. Patriarch Bodhi felt extremely helpless, "I ask you what kind of supernatural powers are you showing off here? What kind of pine tree are you turning into?! Did you learn this skill for the purpose of being Show off in front of others? If you don’t have such a skill, and you see others have it, don’t you want to learn it and ask him to teach you? If you have such a spell, others don’t, and seeing that you have it, they will definitely come over and ask you to hand it over to you. Him! If you are afraid of him, afraid of him, and don’t want to pass it to him in your heart, but you have no choice but to pass it to him, he will kill you in the end, so that he has no opponent; if you are stubborn to the end, just don’t pass it to him, He will definitely use all means to harm you, and your life will definitely not be saved again."

When Wukong heard what the patriarch said, he suddenly realized that he immediately knelt down and kowtowed, saying: "I only hope that the master will forgive me!"

Patriarch Bodhi thought to himself: I have always favored him, and now that he has revealed himself in front of people, it is really God telling them that their fate is over.If he doesn't drive him away, his incompetent and envious disciples will definitely harm him, a careless little disciple.

It seems that Qing Yuan had already expected this step, and since that was the case, it was inconvenient for him to keep him any longer.

"I don't offend you either, but you go." Patriarch Bodhi said slowly.

Hearing this, Wukong was taken aback for a moment, then burst into tears, and said, "Where did Master tell me to go?"

Patriarch Bodhi looked at his pitiful appearance, and flicked his fly whisk: "You can go wherever you come from."

Wukong paused, and murmured: "I came from the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country, Dongsheng Shenzhou..."

Patriarch Bodhi replied: "Then go back quickly, I spare your life, if you still want to stay here, don't blame me for being rude!"

Wukong took the blame, "I will sue the respected master. I have been away from home for more than 20 years. Although I miss those former children and grandchildren, I dare not leave because of the unrewarded kindness of the master."

"Where is there any kindness to say? As long as you don't cause trouble and don't drag me in!"

Seeing that there was no turning point for the matter, Wukong had no choice but to bid farewell to everyone.

Before leaving, Bodhi remembered Qing Yuan's words, and told Wukong: "You will definitely cause some troubles when you go. No matter how you make troubles and murders, you are not allowed to say that you are my apprentice. If you say a word Come, I will know, when the time comes, I will skin and rasp your hozen, and relegate your soul to the place of the Nine Nethers, so that you will never be able to stand up again!"

Wukong hurriedly bowed and said, "Never dare to mention the word master, just say that I can do it myself."

Only then was Bodhi satisfied, and seeing this disciple soaring away, he felt indescribable sigh in his heart.He was just about to turn around with a smile, when Qing Yuan slapped him on the shoulder unexpectedly, the pain made him almost jump up.

"My little ancestor, what kind of anger have you got?"

"Where is the anger for me?" Qing Yuan raised the things in his hand, "Look, what is this?"

"This is..." Patriarch Bodhi's eyes widened unconsciously, "The book of life and death? How did you get it..."

"This is the second trick. If you want your disciples to resent the system of the Eastern God Realm, this trick is essential. Hey, why don't you take a look at this book and see if your name is there ?”

Qing Yuan blinked, and said with a clever smile.

"No need." Patriarch Bodhi straightened his clothes and said seriously.

"But——I saw the name of your disciple on it. How about it, change more or less, it's just a stroke of yours!"

Patriarch Bodhi turned his face in surprise, looked at Qing Yuan's smiling face like a fox, and said, "What should you do?"

"Naturally—there are fewer changes."

Qing Yuan's eyes were full of indifference and calculation.

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