[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

"You are not Yu'er."

The first time she saw Qing Yuan, Ren Yingying frowned.

"Although I have lost part of my memory, I am still her, or rather, she is me." Qing Yuan said with a smile.

"Oh, although Yu'er also has scheming, she is a completely different person from you. Even if you have her memory, you are not her." Ren Yingying said seriously, "Yu'er died, and the one who survived You don't have to explain it to me with the power of her memory."

"Yingying!" Ye Gucheng tugged Ren Yingying's sleeve, signaling her to stop talking.But Ren Yingying didn't buy it at all. With a flick of her arm, she turned her face and looked at Qing Yuan again: "Even if Yu'er is tens of thousands of years older, she won't be you! Although she is your reincarnation, she and you are completely different. Two people! Yu'er and I are best friends. I know what she looks at and what she looks like, but you are just a poor imitator. Also, you think the sword god is willing to be with you because Are you yourself? It’s just empathy, he’s sorry for Yu’er, and he just wants to make up for it in this way!”

Ren Yingying's words cut through Qing Yuan's heart like a sharp blade, but Qing Yuan was not angry, and only said: "Part of what you said is reasonable, but Miss Ren, you think that with the temper of the sword god, you will like it except Is it a woman other than Yu'er? No matter how similar they are, their tempers are similar, and even the details are very close, but they are not that person, or they are not. Let me say this, Miss Ren, you should understand, right?"

"Daiyu is another me. She has fulfilled what I most want to accomplish - to be an ordinary woman and accomplish all the things that an ordinary person can accomplish in a lifetime."

Qing Yuan smiled bitterly, "Miss Ren, you may think my idea is ridiculous, and you may even sneer at it, thinking that with my ability, it is absolutely necessary for the wind to win the wind, and the rain to win the rain. But the world does not run according to our ideas. That's—that's how the whole thing started."

"During the Great Desolation War, because I couldn't see the arrangement of the Great Dao, I helped the Master Tongtian to avoid the catastrophe of cutting off the teaching. Although this incident made me famous for a while, troubles followed. I was almost plotted against and almost fell. If it weren't for the help of old friends, I am afraid that there would be no such person as Qingyuan Tianzun. After this incident, I also lost interest in things such as cultivation base and strength. Since then, I have vowed to do An ordinary woman, I don't care about these things anymore. But the fact that I was looking for someone I like in the God Realm was somehow found out by the Queen Mother. When seeking help from Yuelao, she ordered someone to place a God swallow on the name tag at the end of the red line."

Ren Yingying pursed her lips and asked calmly, "What is this?"

"It is a kind of bug that can confuse the mind. This kind of bug has existed since before Pangu opened the sky. Even the Great God Hongjun can't help it. If you want to kill a powerful person, you only need to let him touch it This worm will be fine. This worm will eat everything, whether it is solid or empty. In its infancy, it will devour the emotional existence of nothingness. When it grows to the size of a tent, it will eat dozens of acres of fertile land a day. It's a trivial matter. At that time, this Shentun was put on my name tag by magic. I was worried about Yuelao's matchmaking, so I came to see who's name tag was tied to my name tag. I just touched it. When I saw my own, I felt a piercing pain in my heart. I hit it with a spell, and that Shentun showed its original shape. After eating my emotions, it instantly grew to the size of a wheat ear, and it was still open. The dark mouthparts were 'sizzling', ready to swallow me whole. I killed it with one breath, and before I could react, a gleaming golden veil came towards me, and I bit it open Fingertips, sealed the body with blood essence, and directly reincarnated the soul from the lower realm."

Not long after recalling, Qing Yuan paused, "My luck was pretty good the first time. Although Fairy Jing Huan is the Queen Mother's subordinate, she is a lazy and idle master. She let me reincarnate into a plant. Crimson pearl fairy grass, transplanted me to the side of the stream, and thought that I had fulfilled the queen mother's entrustment, and no longer cared about me. In this way, I sucked the dew and rinsed the cream. But later, Fairy Jing Huan had a guest. He said he was a guest, but he was actually the Queen Mother’s eyeliner. Everyone called him Shenying’s waiter. He had a nice name, but he was actually a fairy boy. This waiter didn’t come early or late. But after I regained my spiritual wisdom, I was watered every day, and there was no day without watering, which made me miserable. As a crimson pearl fairy grass, I was born in the sun, and I only need a little rain and dew. Enough is enough, if I pour too much water, I will only die, but I can't speak yet, so I can only worry. Fortunately, Fairy Jing Huan let the waiter return to the upper realm in time, so I survived. But after this incident, She told me that I owed the retribution after all, and I needed to pay it back.”

"I am very angry. This retribution was forcibly added to me. It is purposeful because I can't seek good results, but Jing Huan said, this waiter has been pity for flowers and plants since he was a child, and watering is also incidental. Therefore, I have to accept this kindness." Repayment. After barely shaping, I bid farewell to Jing Huan, and in her complicated eyes, I was reincarnated in the human world ignorantly. At the moment I jumped off the reincarnation platform, she told me: The waiter of Shenying also went to the mortal world to experience catastrophe Now, be careful. It’s useless for me to regret it. At that time, my eyes went dark, and I didn’t know anything.”

"However, at the last moment before I fell into the mortal world, I made a wish: I only hope that this life will be worry-free, and the person I like will always be by my side. Probably Dao heard my wish and allowed me to find me in this life. lover."

"...Do you forget all your memories in every life? Da Neng, there must be something different from ordinary gods." Ren Yingying was silent for a moment, then asked.

"Yes. After I managed to recall my memories when I was the Crimson Pearl Fairy, I found that I often dreamed about some scenes of my life when I was Qingyuan, such as shocking treasures, wonderful and mysterious The cave, with unfathomable power. At that time, I wondered, I was just a small fairy grass, how could such a colorful and unpredictable world appear in my mind out of thin air? At that time, I doubted my previous life I asked Jing Huan if it was some great power, but Jing Huan was ordered by the Queen Mother to bury all my past, so he lied to me that this is my first life, and there is no such thing as a previous life. I also took the three-life stone that was tampered with to prove that her statement was true. I was dubious, so I never mentioned it to her again."

"Later, I became Lin Daiyu from Gusu. So far, the memories I can recall are only the smile of my mother, the sound of my father's impassioned reading, and the persuasive guidance of my husband. I can't think of the rest no matter how I look back. Answer."

"Is your memory slowly disappearing from the age of seven?"

Suddenly, Ren Yingying asked.

"Miss Ren, how do you know?"

Qing Yuan was taken aback, and said.

Ren Yingying suddenly laughed, and then she burst into tears, "Fool, you have two futures because of Yu'er, if it wasn't for the Queen Mother's mistake that made you get the Laoshizi app by accident, you will have to live in the future." Die with tears!" Saying so, Ren Yingying stepped forward and hugged Qing Yuan, and when Qing Yuan was stiff all over, she whispered in her ear: "Silly Yu'er, you even forgot about me Oh, you don’t know how sad I am! If I didn’t say that, you would have vomited all your suffering these years to me? Don’t think that you are so great because of how old I am, and you can handle everything by yourself! Hena didn’t Have I told you? I am a wonderful woman who likes to play Gu worms and refine elixir, if you keep something from me in the future, I will never talk to you again!"

Qing Yuan: Pass cigarettes to Ren Yingying, the king of routines!

"In the future, I won't lie to you again."

Qing Yuan felt that something was wrong with his throat and his eyes, so after he forced himself to finish saying this, he slowly hugged Ren Yingying's thin body, patted him, and stopped talking.

Ren Yingying hugged Qing Yuan fiercely, and slapped her butt with a "slap": "If you disappear for no reason in the future, I will spank your butt!"

Qing Yuan: ...

Although it's embarrassing, why is there a little joy in my heart? !

Ye Gucheng & Ximen Chuuxue: The relationship between the wives is so good, why don't they feel happy at all, but rather glaring? ?

After this incident, Ren Yingying and Qing Yuan reconciled.After the internal conflicts are resolved, everyone's efforts will naturally be directed to one place. The users and marketing plan of the "Gujin Live APP" are put on the agenda. It is to discuss Buddhism with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Dainichi Tathagata, and finally type a QR code of the official account of the ancient and modern live broadcast. Amway should not be too sneaky.

As the saying goes, one day in the sky, one year on earth. 500 years passed in a blink of an eye, and the day of Journey to the West arrived even before Qing Yuan publicized the Gujin live broadcast platform to Xueyan, a good sister in the devil world.

On this day, Tang Sanzang Master Xuanzang set off from Chang'an, carrying the high hopes of Tang Taizong and his own great and firm dream, and embarked on the road to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Just before Tang Sanzang was about to reach the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Wukong suddenly opened his eyes from meditation and said, "It's finally here."

With the sound of "da da" horseshoes, Wukong smiled, and his whole body dissipated in the air.

So, when the horse Tang Sanzang was riding stepped on Wukong and almost fell Tang Sanzang from the horse, Wukong held his stomach and shouted: "It hurts, it hurts, my grandson's stomach is going to rot."

"This benefactor, Amitabha, I'm really sorry. Hey, you are—"

Tang Sanzang reassured the horse, pulled the rein, and said in surprise when he saw Wukong with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks.

"I'm old, bah, I'm just a monkey practicing at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, today... listen... I heard that there is a market at the foot of the mountain, and there are delicious things for sale in the market, so I want to get some freshly picked The peaches are going to be exchanged for food, who knows, the peaches are rotten, and the stomach is about to pass, woohoo, what a crime my old grandson has done!"

"Amitabha, this benefactor, it's all the fault of the poor monk, but the poor monk has no money, or else," Tang Seng thought for a while, thinking that he was short of cash, and the only thing worth any money was a bowl and a piece of clothing. But this thing can't be repaid, so I had to say: "Almsgiver, how do you want the poor monk to pay you back?"

"I think you, a monk with pink face and red lips, must be... Hehe, the food is good, I have not eaten very well here for so many years, I have to go up the mountain to pick peaches every day, my hands are covered with calluses, and it hurts every time I move No. Now you have made my body into this virtue again, no, you have to compensate me, I will follow wherever you go!"

Wukong groaned and said, and quickly took a sneak peek at Xuanzang, seeing him pondering, he added fuel to the fire: "It is said that Buddhism pays attention to cause and effect, this is what you owe me, and I don't think you are like that." You are an ordinary monk, so you shouldn’t renege on your debts, right?”

Tang Seng: ...

"Amitabha, the poor monk wants to go to the west to learn scriptures. This benefactor, if you don't think the journey is hard, then follow the poor monk." Tang Seng thought for a while and said, "In this way, if you are not feeling well, the poor monk gets off the horse and you ride on it." This horse is very slow, the poor monk walks more slowly today, if you meet someone, I can find a place for you to see. I don’t know... the benefactor, do you have a name?"

"Oh, because I often walk on the road and look for food everywhere, everyone calls me hang (second tone), which means that I hang (hang) domineeringly occupy the space and get in the way." Dao, at first glance, it is uneducated to the extreme.

Tang Seng: ...

"That poor monk can call you Xingzhe to the outside world, or call you Xingzi in private, what do you think as a benefactor?" Tang Seng thought for a while, and took a name that he thought was quite elegant.

"Okay, as long as you are famous. Elder, can I get on the horse now?"

"Amitabha, you get on your horse, practitioner."

After finishing speaking, Tang Seng got off the horse quickly and let Wukong sit on it.Wukong groaned and lay on the horse's back, with one eye narrowed into a slit and secretly looking at Tang Seng's back, he said in his heart: "Qing Yuan's words are true, these days, whoever can sell miserably is the uncle, But this matter can't be done too much, my old grandson can't be so shameless."

A few weeks later, Wukong, who thought he was "not so shameless", was still lying on his horse, and Tang Seng still appointed him to lead the horse.

At this moment, in front of the two of them, Bai Wusheng rose, and Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in front of the two of them holding a whisk.

Avalokitesvara just said "Amitabha", and in a blink of an eye, he stared at the strange, original teacher and student with wide eyes.

"So it's Guanyin Bodhisattva, Amitabha, poor monk—" Tang Sanzang burst into tears with excitement, and was about to pay his respects when he was interrupted by Guanyin's whisk, "What's going on?"

Tang Sanzang blushed immediately, and said falteringly: "Bodhisattva, this is the poor monk's... disciple, the traveler."

"Oh, my stomach..." Wukong lay on the horse's back, clutching his stomach and pretending to be innocent.

Tang Seng immediately walked up to the horse: "Xing Zi, are you all right, does it hurt?"

Guanyin: ...

Really no fuck to say.

The author has something to say: Guanyin: What's the matter?

Buddha: cold salad.

Guanyin: I'd better wake up Tang Seng, Asi, why does he have no memory, where is that shrewd and handsome Jin Chanzi?Ahhh! !