[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

Tang Seng said: "It's not his fault that he eats well because he cooks it well."

Grandpa Gao shook his head and said sadly: "Eating is just a trivial matter, and now he can play tricks on the wind and clouds again, with clouds coming and going, rocks and sand flying around, scaring my family and neighbors so that we can't live in peace. He still Locked up my youngest daughter Cuilan in the back house for more than a year. We couldn't even see each other, and we didn't even know if she was alive or dead! That's why we knew he was a monster, so we wanted to hire someone The mage drives him away, as far away as possible."

"I also ask the elder to help me find out his tone before nightfall! The little old man is very grateful!"

After finishing speaking, Grandpa Gao gave a deep salute, and Wukong hurriedly helped him up, "No way! I will do my best to complete this matter!"

"Then thank you elders!"

Night

"Xingzi, don't you think it's not good to rely on someone's family as a teacher?" Tang Seng read the scriptures once and looked at Wukong.

"Hi! Master, if there is anything good, I will fuck him for a while. Master, you will rest here tonight, and I will come when I go."

"Xingzi, you have to worry. If it doesn't work, call him a teacher. Don't be afraid if the teacher is here! If it doesn't work, you can use the golden hoop to trap him, and then recite a few spells, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone." , let's not hurt him either, Amitabha." Tang Seng said.

Wukong nodded, then tiptoed out the door, turned around to look for Mr. Gao.

After leaving Tang Seng, Wukong turned his head and laughed, thinking: "Pig demon, pig demon, it seems that the ally Qingyuan Tianzun said is fake. I heard that the status is not low, but he committed a crime and was kicked out of the world." , and reincarnated into a pig, which is very curious.Seeing that he is now married to the third lady of Gaojiazhuang, he must have committed a crime of lust, but he doesn't know which fairy he is looking for.

The more Wukong thought about it, the more he found it interesting, he shook his head slightly, and followed Mr. Gao to the front of the back house, after a closer look, the door of the back house was locked with a lock filled with copper juice.

"Hey," Wukong took out the golden cudgel that hadn't been used for a long time, and it didn't grow any bigger. He pried the lock open with a little effort. This move stunned Mr. Gao, but the old man didn't care to be surprised, and raised his head and shouted : "Three girls!"

"Daddy! I'm here!"

After a long time, Cuilan answered weakly in the room.

Wukong simply turned the whole monkey into a gust of breeze, and flew into the room along the Xuan window, but saw a beautiful woman with a mess of clouds and a delicate face, but her face was not very good-looking, she was so pale that she had no blood, and she was adopted at first glance. Overfilled.

Wukong: Luckily, my old grandson is a boy, so he won't do such a thing like robbing a girl from a good family.

"Is the girl okay?" Wukong held back for a long time before he could think of a word.

"You... who are you?" Ms. Gao reluctantly stood up, and looked at the monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth curiously. His eyes were full of stars, and Wukong felt his face was hot.

"The person who saved you." Wukong scratched his head, "Tell me, when does he usually come and when does he leave? Do you know where he has gone?"

Miss Gao hugged Mr. Gao who had finally entered the house. The father and daughter finally met each other, and it was inevitable that they would be sad.Miss Gao shed a few tears, wiped them with a handkerchief, and said: "I don't know where he has gone, I only know that he comes these days at night and leaves as soon as it is dark, he knows my father will drive him away , so be on guard, this arrangement of time is just right."

"Miss Gao, I roughly understand what you mean, grandpa, you can take Miss Gao back to the main house now, I will wait for him here for one night, if he doesn't come, it's fine, if he comes , I will definitely catch you!"

"well!"

Grandpa Gao thanked Miss Gao and took Miss Gao to leave. Seeing that the two of them had gone far away, Wukong took a breath and restored the broken copper lock that he had smashed just now, then transformed into Miss Gao, and went to the bed He leaned on him, covered his chest with his hands, and frowned slightly.

Wukong: Fuck!It turns out that a woman's body is so soft here!so big!It's like a big peach!No wonder my old grandson turned into a monkey cub and squatted on Qingyuan Tianzun's body and she beat me up as soon as she looked down. What's the matter with feelings--her peaches can only be kept for herself, and cannot be touched by others. No way!

Wukong, who has been a monkey for thousands of years, didn't know that he had accidentally driven a car, and he was still frowning thinking about this big problem that puzzled him.

At this moment, a gust of wind blew up, and it was like flying sand and rocks, and it was so vague. It really carried a pig demon in the wind. It looked really ugly: black face and short hair, long beak and big ears, wearing half-worn blue Sesobu is straight down, and a floral cloth towel is tied around the waist.When he came up, he was about to hug Miss Gao, who was pretending to be Wukong, and give him a hot kiss.

Wukong: I really beep - a dog.Thinking of this, Wukong simply held the long mouth of the pig monster that kept pushing his face with both hands, and with a secret effort, he used to get him out of the bed.

But because of this fall, he became embarrassing, so he was not a pig. He got up and bit his fingers and said with a silly smile: "My good lady, why are you blaming me today? I think I came a little late?"

"Don't blame! Don't blame!"

Wukong said.

"You don't blame me, why did the lady leave me on the ground?"

"Why are you so petty?" Wukong rolled his eyes, "This is the love between husband and wife, do you understand? Besides, my body has been a little uncomfortable for the past two days. You hug me and kiss me on weekdays, but you can see that I treat you like this ? Can you let me give way?" While talking, he jumped to the Gong barrel in the shadow and sat down.

"Okay, okay. Then lady, let's turn off the lights." The pig demon chuckled, then leaned up shamelessly, touched the bed, but there was no one there, and immediately changed his face: "Sister, where have you been? "

"Sleep first, wait for me to come out." Wukong sat on the Gong barrel and said.

The pig demon is not hypocritical, and actually took off his clothes and fell asleep. At this moment, Wukong sighed: "The fortune is low!"

"Where did you say that?"

The pig demon lay on his side, his voice suddenly raised: "What are you annoyed about? Why did the good fortune go low? After I arrived at your house, although I ate some food, I never ate your food for nothing. I also swept the floor for your house Make ditches, move bricks and tiles, build soil and walls, plow and harrow the land, plant wheat and transplant seedlings, start a family and business. Now you wear brocade and gold, you can enjoy flowers and fruits in four seasons, and cook vegetables in eight festivals. You still have those things that you don't like, such short sighs and long sighs, what are you saying? If you despise me, just say it, and you don't need to play around with me."

"That's not what I mean. Today, my parents threw bricks and tiles at me across the brick wall, beating and scolding me. They said that since I married you, you are a son-in-law under their family, but there is no such thing as a son-in-law." Etiquette. If you are ugly, and you can’t see your uncle or relatives, you can’t get on the stage at all. You come and go, and my parents don’t know where you are or what your name is. It will ruin his morality and insult his family style. That’s why we beat and scold like this, and that’s why we’re bothered.”

Wukong's verbal skill was not a cover, and he provoked the anger of the pig demon in a few strokes, and the pig demon immediately said: "I didn't say that when I came here, why are you bringing this up now? I know that although I I'm ugly, but it's not difficult to be handsome and beautiful. It's just a matter of changing my face. When I first came here, I talked to him about it, and he was willing to recruit me. My family lives in Fuling Mountain Zhandong. I take my appearance as my surname, so my surname is Zhu, and my official name is Zhu Ganglian. If he comes to ask you again, you can just tell him that."

Wukong: Oops, I got it as soon as I asked!

"I heard that my father is going to ask Da Neng to come and take you, husband, you have to be careful." Wukong said with big innocent eyes.

"Sleep, sleep! I'm not afraid even if it's the heavenly king, Lao Tzu, or the ancestor of the devil, go to sleep, my lady, you're out of respect, let's hehe..."

Wukong: This pig!

"But my father said that he invited a powerful man named Monkey King back then. I don't know if you can beat him?"

The pig demon froze, then got up quickly and put on his clothes, and said while putting on his clothes: "That Bi Mawen has some skills, and the backstage is also tough. I can't beat him, so let's just say goodbye."

"Husband, you...how dare you treat me like this, if so, then...you should give Cuilan a hug at the end."

Wukong jumped out of Gongtong, and looked at the pig demon standing in front of the window with tears in his eyes, ready to leave.

"Okay, lady." Zhu Ganglian bent down and was about to hug "Cuilan" when he felt a sharp pain in the back of his head, and then he didn't know anything.

Zhu Ganglian: TAT, as expected, good men don't end well.

"woke up?"

As soon as the pig demon woke up, he found that he was tied to a snow-white horse and walked forward. There was an endless forest in front of him, and an invisible road behind him.

"Where are you going to tie me up?" The pig demon struggled a few times and said angrily.

"Tie to the Western Paradise, we will go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, and we will just pick you up." Wukong turned his head and showed a sinister smile at the pig demon.

The pig demon couldn't help trembling, thinking: "This monkey has a lot of tricks, I have to be careful."

"This..." Tang Seng carefully chose his words, "Strong man, do you have a legal name? Xingzi and I are called masters and apprentices on the road. I wonder what your plan is?"

"I'll just call you Master. The Bodhisattva has already taken the precepts with me and named him Zhu Wuneng." Zhu Wuneng was lying on the horse's back, rather dejected.

"For the convenience of addressing, I will give you another name for the convenience of calling, and I will call it-Bajie, what do you think?"

"But it's up to the master to decide."

Zhu Wuneng, the current Zhu Bajie knew that he would not be able to go back to Gao Laozhuang, so he was so panicked that he lay on the horse's back and didn't want to say a word.

Wukong didn't care about his tricks, "I heard that you are not even afraid of the king of heaven, Lao Tzu, then I will leave it to you to ask for alms and ask for directions. There are many monsters along the way, so you should take care of it."

Bajie: "..."

I didn't take you to play like this!

At this time, Bajie is really blind if he can’t recognize who Wukong is. Let alone him, everyone in the heavenly court can’t forget Wukong’s high-spirited look and knocked down "Ling Xiao" with a stick. The bullish appearance of the plaque of "Treasure Hall".This monkey should have been jointly suppressed by the Jade Emperor and the Buddha. Unfortunately, Qingyuan Tianzun, who had not been born for 3 years, suddenly came to save his life. Later, the monkey wine disappeared. Some said he was punished, some said Some said that he returned to Shuilian Cave and became a king, and some said that he was no longer alive.

But Bajie never imagined that this ancestor actually pretended to be this honest man and came to accompany Tang Seng to learn scriptures?In other words, this character set was ordered by Guanyin Bodhisattva for him. He didn't expect to be pried away by this person in advance. It seems that Qingyuan Tianzun has already left behind.This way, I still don't have any fancy, and accompany this sloppy bald donkey to the west.

Thinking this way, a group of people slowly came to Huangfengling, the lair of the yellow-robed monster.