[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

"what!!!"

The sharp voice was like a sharp sword splitting the sky. Chu Li, who was picking up riddles on a taller treetop, shook her feet and almost fell. She frowned when she saw the torn paper in her hand. Mao, "Who is it? Such a gaffe, even the most basic rules have been lost."

"It sounds like the girl from the Beijing Prince's House." Qi Muyun calmly picked out another riddle and said.

"The ear hurts." Cao Fangqin muttered, she didn't comb her hair accessories last time today, she simply tied a bun with ingots, she looked much cuter - her father said sister Yu'er could be friends For someone who is a good girl, it is enough for her to dress up simply and neatly, and there is no need to be so formal and restrained.

So Cao Fangqin, who had a natural nature, quickly changed into an ingot bun, with a winter jasmine on her head, and all the gold hairpins and jade hairpins were removed.Chu Li yelled: "Hey, wait for me, I only picked 4 of them! I can't even make up the peach blossom hairpins!"

"You also said that others lost their composure, but you yelled first." Cao Fangqin grimaced at Chu Li, "Don't worry, you can't finish picking, take your time, I'll change the hairpin first!" Then he waved the note in his hand and saw that Qi Muyun and Chu Li's teeth were itching behind him, wanting to bite her very much.

A few younger girls were playing around there, but Daiyu was much more interesting here: I saw a chubby chinchilla lying on Ran Ran's chest, and the chinchilla bit into Ran Ran's white breast. No matter how much Ran Ran screams, shakes and hits it, she won't let go.

Ran Ran was wearing a small shirt underneath, and she unbuttoned the skirt just now because she thought it was too hot. Unexpectedly, it was just convenient for this chinchilla to bite. In such a situation, the other girls couldn't bear to look directly at her.

Daiyu & Li Shengnan & Sima Qi: Fortunately, I didn't hold it at that time, I really hate it. (disgusting face JPG)

After all, Daiyu commanded a few nuns to pull out the chinchilla from Ran Ran's chest, but the clothes on Ran Ran's chest were also messy, looking as if she had been molested by a disciple, miserable Incomparable.Ran Ran cried very sadly, not only hurt, but also felt ashamed, she buried her face in her hands, sobbing and cursing.Sima Qi and Li Shengnan glanced at Daiyu, Daiyu smiled, the brilliance in her eyes flashed, and they were mistaken: she came up with this idea!Sima Qi stretched out his hand from his sleeve, gave Daiyu a thumbs up in front of her eyes, and said silently: High.

This move is really high, but also really ruthless.Li Shengnan practiced martial arts, and her eyesight is very good. When she was pulling away the chinchilla just now, she could tell at a glance that although the chinchilla was biting hard, it didn't bite Ran Ran's skin even a hole, leaving only a hole. The imaginative tooth marks, even the scratches are gone, but there are still many red marks on the skin of Ran Ran's chest, like chinchillas sucking and licking.This can only explain one thing: Daiyu has trained that chinchilla, and today she is using this little thing to make a fool of herself.Although it won't ruin her reputation all at once, it's still not good-looking.

Speaking out, could it be said that it was bitten by a pet?Oh, don't be ridiculous, whose pet bites the chest!

Sima Qi quietly said to Li Shengnan: "Hey, I think that girl Ran Ran is quite plump."

The implication is that Ran Ran's chest is well developed.

"Well, otherwise, it wouldn't bite there. Last time, the chinchilla seemed to lie on Xiaoli's chest, but it left after lying down." Li Shengnan said calmly.

This meaning is more obvious, your chinchillas with well-developed chests will not stop biting, but you don’t have this trouble with flat chests.

To put it more nasty and clear, you can't blame other people's chinchillas if you get angry yourself.

Ran Ran naturally heard what the two of them said, she cried even more fiercely, and kept crying for a while.The fifth princess was walking back with the peach hairpin she got. When she came here, she heard Ran Ran crying there. She rolled her eyes in disgust and said, "Why are you crying? You are disheveled, someone bullied you?"

As soon as she heard the word "person", Ran Ran cried even more fiercely, it was like the sound of rain, and the tears flowed down continuously.The fifth princess is very feminine, this Ran Ran is a bit pretty and she is used to flattering her in daily life, she was annoyed by her crying, so she hooked her chin with one hand and looked at her. Looking embarrassed, the fifth princess frowned, and threw away her hand in disgust.

"Disgusting." After saying this, the fifth princess took the peach hairpin to Daiyu's side, and handed it to her as if offering a treasure, "I got it from guessing the riddle, here it is."

"Thank you Yingniang." Daiyu took it, but she didn't stick it in her own hair, but stuck it in the hair of the fifth princess, "Although the princess is full of jewels and emeralds, in my eyes, it is missing A little bit of natural charm, today I put a peach hairpin for the princess, and I also dedicated this garden full of peach blossoms and flowers to the princess. Look, everyone, is it beautiful?"

What Daiyu said was skillful, and the position of the hairpin was also good. Sima Qi and Li Shengnan nodded frequently and praised them repeatedly. They all said yes at the same time, swallowing all the smiles, and it took so much effort to hold back the laughter.

"Is it so beautiful?" Seeing everyone's admiration in her eyes, the fifth princess couldn't help but love Daiyu even more. "This is for you." She took out a finger-thick thing from her sleeve. The beaded hairpin was handed to Daiyu, "You have given me this garden full of spring scenery and peach blossoms, so I should give you something too. This hairpin is for you, don't thank me."

Daiyu bit her back and took it over, thanked Xueyan still, and asked Xueyan to accept it.She asked Xueyan what time it was, Xueyan replied that half an hour was still a quarter of an hour away, Daiyu calmed down and asked the other sisters: "Shall we all go for a drink?"

This time Baochai and others in the Poetry Club are all in the future due to business, Daiyu is happy and relaxed, and the brows are also full of joy.

"Eat, eat, eat, let's go!" Li Shengnan strode forward, calling out to a few girls with bound feet, "Do you want me to carry you, Yu'er?"

"No, no, no." Daiyu waved her hand. Everyone saw Li Shengnan's pair of heavenly feet as soon as she carried her on her back. That Ran Ran must be feeling resentful in her heart. Everyone said that a crazy dog ​​bites people more ruthlessly. "Foot" can't fall into her hands.

Seeing Daiyu rejecting him, Li Shengnan was a little disappointed, but she quickly cheered up, "I smelled a sweet scent of wine, what kind of wine is it?"

"Hey, daughter of the dignified general, haven't you ever drank plum wine?" Sima Qi giggled and met Dai Yu's eyes, "So he's a fake drunkard! Hiss—I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

"Of course I've drank plum wine, but it doesn't taste like this. You actually laughed at me—no, drunkard isn't a good word either. Well, one or two of you can talk about me differently, and see if I don't tickle you." Itchy!" Li Shengnan ran back quickly and was about to scratch Sima Qi's elbow, Sima Qi begged for mercy while laughing, the laughter was not clear and melodious, Daiyu stood in front of Sima Qi, and blocked Sima Qi several times. Under Li Shengnan's offensive, Li Shengnan wanted to scratch her but couldn't. He was so anxious that his forehead was covered with sweat: "My dear sister, if you don't let me fuck her again, I will—"

"What are you doing?" Daiyu smiled, looking straight at Li Shengnan with extremely charming eyes.

"I just—" Li Shengnan's heart skipped a beat, and he lowered his head and kissed Daiyu's face while Daiyu wasn't paying attention, "Kiss you."

Daiyu froze, covered her face in embarrassment, her mind was full of: ahhhhhhh, I was actually kissed by a girl, this girl is still my good friend, what should I do, I'm so tangled!Girlfriend becomes LES...

Sima Qi's mind was: Damn you have a leg, no wonder, no wonder, the whole garden is no match for a beautiful smile.Li Shengnan, you are a big deal! ! !

Fifth Princess: Hehe, I was on guard just now, but this time the general's daughter took advantage of me.Humph, I won't admit that I'm jealous.

On the bullet screen——

[Miss Sister is so cute] So here comes the question, how many gays and lesbians are there in this courtyard?How many are straight?[-] points for a correct answer, [-] points for a wrong answer.

[Kong Jiji] Upstairs you are 6666. According to my guess, most of the people here are twins, and there are almost no single gays or straights. (Serious face JPG)

[It's too cold at a high place] Why are you so sure?

[Kong Jiji] Oh, I saw it at the last poetry club gathering.Not to mention anything else, but how many people who go to the gym are not gay?How many of them go to the gym not to meet men?Everyone understands, understands.

[I just like beautiful girls with ancient styles] Know a P!What are you talking about upstairs?Besides, I'll tear your mouth apart.

[Fools eat watermelon] What does the gym meme have to do with these daughters' homes?No more nonsense, let the administrator block your account!

[King of Professional Thieves] So here comes the question, how many gays and lesbians are there in this courtyard?How many are straight?

【Snow Goose】(does not want to talk to you and throws a JPG of Mr. Ximen at you) Nonsense, I let Mr. Ximen chop you up with a sword!

【King of Professional Thieves】...

[Ms. Lin] Actually, I am also very curious about the answer to this question.

[Swordsman eating boiled eggs] I really want to kill Sikong Zhaixing.

[King of Professional Thief] (Lying down with a gun and spraying blood JPG), (Don't talk to me, Erkang hands JPG), (Let me light a cigarette by myself/motion picture GIF)

[Swordsman eating boiled eggs] Post the picture again, I will kill you.

[King of Professional Thieves] I was wrong, please forgive me.

[Four eyebrows and flagon] I guess there are four people.

[Miss Lin] How did you guess?

[It's too cold at the heights] How did you guess?

[Goddess of Fighting Heaven, Earth, Fighting Ghosts and Gods] How do you know?

[Flowers Flying in the Sky] The scene of Lu Xiaoji's crime solving is unfolding. Unrelated personnel are asked to retreat to avoid heavy casualties.

Crowd: ...

Hua Man Lou, your style of painting is wrong, did someone hack your account? !