I Love Farming

Chapter 18 Fake Amway

LJJ is already a first-class production and broadcasting platform in China, so the affiliated forums are also very popular. Bored audiences just hang out here after watching the drama and recommend each other.

And on LJJ's affiliated forum, the title of the latest hot post is: Click me to see the strongest domineering female fan this year, the emperor's blood is different!

The content of the main building, the host introduced to you a new work of female frequency with passionate words, the debut work of the male lead Cui Qichao.After he awakened the emperor's blood, he came to the ancient Huaxia campus in the 21st century and met his true love.

The poster also added a small video edited by herself. As she said, the male protagonist has a purely oriental appearance, his eyebrows and eyes are like Chinese ink, and there is a bit of indifference and abstinence.

The leading actor leaned on the chair, pressed his slender fingers between his brows, his thick black eyelashes drooped, and murmured, "It's really hard to reject such a person..."

After this heart-wrenching scene, the subtitles read: The best of him, the most unreserved love!

Then there are a few shorter shots and quick cuts:

The male protagonist held the cat in one hand and kissed it, and his light red lips touched the furry cat's face, which was extra gentle;

The male protagonist stands on the hill of the campus, holding a tree with his hands in the breeze, and his temperament is even more dusty;

The male protagonist looked cold and said: Uncle, I really want to...;

Actor: I am not short of money.

……

I don't know how many female audiences and male audiences with special hobbies fell instantly because of this small video, screaming to search for programs.

The emperor's blood is really different, the aura is so strong, and the speech is so charming!

However, when they returned from the show, they all fell silent.

"...a mouthful of blood is stuck in my throat, I don't know if I should spray it or not."

"After I saw the male protagonist's true love?? It's just... really unreserved love!"

"Nimma, I thought the protagonist told his uncle that he really wanted to be with true love, but after thinking about it, it seems to be true!"

"The shots are all real. Please trust the host. This is the best show of the year."

"The audience who stamped Cui Qichao is the most vicious audience of the female channel!!"

"Lord, you... I... lead him... Forget it..."

"I *&%#¥# got fake Amway!"

"Forget it, murder is against the law."

"Hee hee. I decided to move my fingers and pass it on to my seventh aunt, eight aunt and third cousin."

……

At the LJJ headquarters, Lin Lin was delighted to find that Cui Qichao's program had been growing steadily, the broadcast rate of each episode would increase, and the audience's activity was extremely high—enthusiastic barrage.And now, there is a new peak, and a large number of new viewers are pouring in.

After a bit of research, Lin Lin discovered that in the relevant data, after a certain post on the forum was published, the number of views began to increase rapidly.

After clicking on the post, Lin Lin had some thoughts in her heart.This is a bit similar to how they used the cover to attract the audience in the beginning, but at that time they didn't dare to go too far.

Now that so many readers have played this into a meme, Lin Lin immediately decided to apply it, and asked people to make a lot of misunderstandings. GIFs and videos are posted.

What is it all? Cui Qichao stared down very ambitiously (in fact, there are vegetable fields below); Cui Qichao gently leaned over for a close-up (in fact, he was observing the vegetable leaves); No one can stop Cui Qichao at all!

Lin Lin used this to fight a turnaround in front of the leaders, proving that even if this bloodline inheritor only awakened the desire to grow, he was still an awakened person at the level of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, and he could still make the traffic explode!

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C major in the virtual plane

Cui Qichao didn't know that more and more people were watching his show now, and even if he knew, he probably wouldn't care. He just ordered a batch of monitoring equipment and was going to install it everywhere.

The school's monitoring didn't cover the entire back mountain, and the canteens in other areas were inconvenient to move, so Cui Qichao bought a batch by himself.

The main reason is that after the reputation of the cafeteria of C University has spread far and wide, the campus of C University is not closed, and there are very few people with low quality who will come here to order food.

The people in the cafeteria also suggested to Cui Qichao: "Why don't we raise a few more dogs, Mr. Cui, you train cats so well, training dogs is not a trivial matter."

Xiaobai's ears, who were lying on the chair, immediately perked up.

Cui Qichao saw its ears in the mirror, and refused, "Now it will take three months to buy a full-grown dog and come back for training." And even if you buy a dog, communication still needs to be carried out by people, and accidents must be prevented.

"That's true, the vegetables are all bald." The other party said, "Haha, Xiaobai seems to have been trained for three months, right? I think he has been very good for a long time."

"Yes, Xiaobai is smart." Cui Qichao saw that Xiaobai's ears were slowly flattening again, and he turned over lazily, not yet aware of anything wrong.

After Cui Qichao stared at the monitor and installed it, he carried the cat to the principal's office.

"Qi Chao is here." Principal Cui put down the tablet computer in his hand when he saw him, "I was just saying that summer vacation is going to be in one month. If the cafeteria is not busy, you can go home and have a look."

"I see." Cui Qichao sat down and said, "I came here to discuss with my uncle. It will be summer vacation soon, and most students will leave school. The campus is also suitable for starting work."

"What kind of work?" Principal Cui glanced at him and said speechlessly, "Qi Chao, there is really no place to grow things here, you can't pick up all the other greenery, our school has already been called C Agricultural University, The vegetable fields all over the campus are really not very pretty."

Cui Qichao: "Don't you think those landscape trees are a waste?"

Principal Cui: "..."

Cui Qichao: "Wouldn't it be more practical to replace it with fruit trees. I can pay for the saplings and workers."

Principal Cui shook his head, "Oh, well, who told you to be my nephew. I really don't know what else you can think of."

"Yes, other schools in the university town seem to be quite empty." Cui Qichao actually still had a grudge about the [-] acres, so he thought about how to make up for it.

Principal Cui: "..."

He felt that every time his nephew came, he would take up some territory, even the corners.Now I am even more dissatisfied with C University, and want to "expand the territory"!

At this moment, Cui Qichao heard a warning sound, reminding him that he was on the verge of violating the regulations.

He thought about it carefully, maybe the limit of the original plane is here, it can't be too exaggerated, spanning the contracted canteens or paid land of several schools, otherwise it will not be a loophole, it will directly become a "commercial war" - although the canteen is used The business dispute is also quite fun, it can only be said to have that meaning.The campus map cannot be too large, and the unlimited expansion of the territory will not be a campus, just like the label of the palace marquis is out of the palace all day long.

Cui Qichao sighed in his heart.

"Those schools really don't belong to me!" Principal Cui said, holding his forehead, "Qichao, if you really want to, why don't you just contract the land and insist on tossing around in the school."

You want the students in the entire university town to have no place to fall in love (on campus)!

Cui Qichao stroked the cat, and said in a friendly manner: "Then forget it. Uncle, when will the new campus be expanded?"

It is said that University C is preparing for the construction of a new campus.

Principal Cui felt distressed when he saw his "melancholy" appearance, "Don't worry, I will tell you if there is anything you can plant."

Cui Qichao immediately said, "Thank you uncle."

As soon as he turned his head, Cui Qichao immediately called the supplier and told them the exact time to deliver the peach, orange, and jujube trees he ordered at the end of the summer vacation.

Fruit trees planted in autumn grow roots first, and fruit trees planted in spring sprout first.Although there is a whole summer vacation to start construction, transplanting fruit trees in summer will cause more damage to crops. It is better to wait until autumn to transplant on cloudy days.

During the summer vacation, the trees in the school can be removed first, the ground can be prepared, and the boundaries of the land can be planned. After the autumnal equinox, they can be transplanted.At this time, the temperature has dropped and it is easier to survive.

Until next year, masters and students of C will have fresh fruits to eat.

Cui Qichao's heart was filled with a touch of joy. Although Master C's students didn't have to worry about not having enough to eat, being able to let them eat well also satisfied the sense of responsibility in Cui Qichao's blood to a certain extent.

……

Cui Qichao supported Xiaobai and inspected his vegetable field on the way back.The honeysuckle has taken root and sprouted some new shoots. It is growing well, and the survival rate is basically [-]%.

Cui Qichao was holding a seedling to check, when he suddenly heard the sound of Xixi Shusuo, as if some animal was crawling quickly, he glanced around, and thanks to his good eyesight, he saw a snake lying motionless in the grass .

"..." Cui Qichao slowly let go of the flower seedlings. He didn't know why there were snakes here, because he was not familiar with the species of this era, and he couldn't tell whether they were poisonous.

There was nothing around, and he was about to step back slowly when the phone in his pocket rang loudly.

The snake was startled, and it bounced violently, stabbing in the direction of Cui Qichao's calf.

This small snake moved so fast that Cui Qichao's pupils shrank, his brain could react but his body couldn't.

At this moment, with a shrill meow, Xiaobai jumped out of Cui Qichao's arms at the same time, and slapped the snake that wanted to poke itself several times with its paws.

In front of Cui Qichao, the little white sanitation guard paced left and right, making menacing cat meows, preventing the long insect from passing through its defense line.

The snake hissed twice, but did not move forward.

The moment Xiaobai slapped the snake, Cui Qichao pressed his phone, stepped back some distance and called out, "Xiaobai."

"Meow!" Xiaobai yelled again intimidatingly, and then took a few steps back, then quickly jumped to Cui Qichao's feet, and climbed up along his trouser legs.

Xiaobai was too excited and couldn't control his claws very well. He hurt Cui Qichao through the fabric, but he just frowned slightly and didn't speak out to reprimand Xiaobai.

Xiao Bai's behavior just now surprised him.

A cat that shepherds ducks every day and is often threatened by its owner to be neutered, but also knows how to protect the owner. In a situation that does not look like a masochist, is it moral or subconscious?

Either way, it was enough to ease Cui Qichao's scrutiny. Maybe he should treat Xiaobai better.

Cui Qichao first called and told the janitor to bring tools to clean up the snakes here. Who kept the pet snakes, or did they slip out of the restaurant.While waiting, I looked at the phone I had pressed before, and the caller ID was an unfamiliar number.

He was thinking about who would call him when the number was dialed again.

Cui Qichao connected, "Hello?"

There was a sweet female voice at the other end: "Excuse me, Mr. Cui from C University?"

"I am, what's the matter with you?"

"Hello, hello," the female voice said enthusiastically, "I am the editor and director of the "Food in the South China Sea" program group of Nanhai Provincial TV Station. Recently, the C cafeteria has caused heated discussions on the Internet. We want to make an exception and invite you Participate in the recording of the show. Generally, we only invite restaurants."

If Cui Qichao was an aborigine, he would know that the ratings of this show in this province are quite good, and it has a certain influence.

After Cui Qichao finished listening, he said indifferently: "Thank you for the invitation, but I'm sorry, we don't want to participate in the recording."

The other end was silent for a while, as if a little unbelievable, "I don't want to? Can I ask why?"

Cui Qichao: "No time."

Director: "...can you think about it again? The time can be coordinated, and the promotion of our program is still very good."

Cui Qichao: "I open a cafeteria, so I don't need to promote it."

Director: "..."

The editor and director were also messed up, "Well, that will also help your school recruit students!"

Cui Qichao suspected that she didn't understand what he said just now, so he repeated, "I run the cafeteria. Enrollment is a matter of the Admissions Office."

Choreographer: "..."

Cui Qichao: "Do you have anything else to do?" He had already seen the janitor rushing over.

"No, no more..." the director squeezed out a sentence, "I just hope you can think about it again."

"Well, okay." Cui Qichao's perfunctory was very obvious.

After hanging up the phone and talking to the janitor, Cui Qichao calmly returned to the cafeteria and cooked a sumptuous cat meal for Xiaobai himself. He was not affected at all by the phone call just now.

For him, it is very unnecessary to waste time on the recording of that kind of program.

It can only be said that LJJ Company was right in not including this show in the food business, and if it were to be included, it would just change from a non-mainstream campus show to a non-mainstream food show.It's fine from the cafeteria, and the TV media and self-media all reject it.

……

There are ready-made ingredients in the cafeteria. The fresh shrimps are peeled, crushed with a spoon, and then a piece of chicken breast is boiled, which is torn into shreds with bare hands.

The half chicken and half shrimp are neatly put together on the plate. On the left is white boiled shredded chicken breast without any seasoning, and on the right is red and white shrimp. It was just delivered this morning. The meat is big, thick, and very tender. .

A thick layer of chopped emerald broccoli is sprinkled on top of the meat for a refreshing look, and finally, a golden egg yolk is placed in the middle.

Xiaobai rolled his tongue - the height of the cat's sense of smell enables it to distinguish every delicious smell on the plate from a long distance.

Cui Qichao put the plate in front of Xiaobai, "Eat."

Now Xiaobai, who had already obeyed the password quickly, hesitated, walked around the delicious Maofan twice, and kept looking up at Cui Qichao.It was wondering why Cui Qichao hadn't issued the training password yet.

"Just eat." Cui Qichao patted Xiaobai's head.

No, this must be a conspiracy, a special training method, how can the vicious master give it to him for nothing, even if he drives away the snake.Xiaobai had a strong desire to survive, and his right paw kept pulling Cui Qichao's hand.

Cui Qichao reflected on whether he really trained the cat too strictly.He stretched out his hand in puzzlement, "Shake hands."

Xiaobai quickly and skillfully put his paw on it.

"roll."

Xiaobai got down and rolled around.

"Call."

Xiaobai said loudly: "Meow!"

Cui Qichao: "...Eat."

Xiaobai quickly lowered his head and started eating, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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