A guide to modern life of the ancestors

The moment the two entered the door, everyone on the first floor pretended that nothing had happened and started to lower their heads and play with their phones.

For Chengxi, his senior brother has always been a figure that is elusive and elusive.Although the two are only a few hundred years apart, which is nothing in the cultivation world, but because of her excellent talent and hard work, Yu Xi's cultivation level has always been much higher than that of her fellow disciple.But 900 years later, the senior brother who knew everything before suddenly came to a strange world, Chengxi finally got a chance to show his profound knowledge in front of the senior brother that he never thought of before.

Because of being in the group building, Chengxi omitted the title "senior brother".

"This is the first floor of the building. It's mainly the rest area for the employees." Cheng Xi said as he walked, "Everyone can come down for a drink of coffee during work breaks. Now it's just lunch break, and there are more people in the rest area."

"Coffee?" Yuxi repeated the word she had never heard before.

Seeing that it was time for popular science that he was looking forward to the most, Cheng Xi couldn't help but raise a mysterious smile at the corner of his mouth.

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B: I'll go, the chairman actually showed such a wonderful smile

C: What the hell happened!

E: @C didn't know what the man next to him said, the chairman suddenly laughed.

A: Confirmed, Chairman, this is the rhythm of finding true love.

Z: Hehe, why don't you know if this man posted it?Our chairman is young, promising and handsome, so don't have too many people who want to betray him, okay?

A: Upstairs speaks in a strange way.There are so many people who post back, why don't you see him bring it?You just can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour.

Z: It's just a lover, do I need to be sour?

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"Coffee is a drink from the West... Uh, it's like tea, and it tastes good." After Chengxi finished speaking, he looked up and saw the automatic coffee vending machine not far away. His eyes lit up and he said: "It's in that machine, let's go and taste it."

After drinking the drinks in the villa a few days ago, Yuxi has a good impression of the drinks of this era. After hearing the proposal from the younger brother, Yuxi nodded very naturally.

Unlike the relatively empty center of the hall where the two are standing now, there is a rest area next to the coffee vending machine.After seeing the chairman leading people towards the direction where he was standing, everyone around couldn't help becoming nervous.

As the distance got closer, the conversation between the two finally became clear.

Just listen to their chairman say: "Don't do it, I'll pour it for you."

God is sorry, Chengxi is not a helpful person. The reason why he made this suggestion is because Yuxi doesn't know how to use vending machines and doesn't understand the foreign language prompts on it.

As the chairman of Supreme Group, Cheng Xi has actually not used this machine a few times.Not to mention that he doesn't like drinking coffee at all, he just sends all kinds of people around him to help buy milk tea when he is thirsty.If he wants to drink coffee on a whim one day, he only needs to say something, and a secretary will come over with freshly ground coffee made from the best coffee beans.

But at least Yuxi can still understand those prompts in foreign languages ​​after living for so many years.

The picture at this time is so strange no matter how you look at it—the chairman of Supreme Group walked to the side of the vending machine. He first carefully read the prompts on it and then slowly chose the name of the coffee.After a while, the white disposable paper cup was filled with dark brown liquid. Cheng Xi carefully took out the paper cup with the words "espresso" written on it from the machine, then put the lid on the paper cup and handed it to brother.

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Could this be the look in the eyes of the legendary "Xianbao"?

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Just a cup of instant coffee!Don't think too much don't think too much (but I still think too much)

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Rounding up is to wash your hands and make soup√

Yuxi took the coffee, and the special bitter aroma hit him instantly, and he couldn't help frowning.Because the coffee was too hot, Yuxi put her hand on the wall of the cup and cast a spell to make the temperature of the drink in her hand a little lower before she put it to her mouth and took a sip.

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Isn't this medicine?This is medicine.

For no reason, Yuxi once again thought of the drinks he drank a few days ago. He had to say that people in the Demon Cult would enjoy them, and the taste of that drink was much better than the one he was holding.

Seeing Yuxi's slightly furrowed eyebrows and disgusted expression, Chengxi asked, "Isn't it delicious?"

"Not good." Yu Xi told the expected answer of the person opposite very honestly.

Seeing that the senior brother's taste is similar to his own, Chengxi said happily: "Forget it, let's stop drinking, let's go upstairs." Because the first floor is full of people, Chengxi doesn't want to stay for too long, even though the surrounding People's eyes are very restrained, but being secretly observed by so many people is indeed not a very good experience.After speaking, he took Yuxi to the elevator on the other side of the hall, and took the coffee cup from his senior brother very naturally.

At this time, in the banquet hall on the 90th floor of the building, other people from Supreme View had already been dressed solemnly and waited here. They gathered from all over the world and couldn't wait to meet this legendary immortal.

As a person who had contact with Xian Zun a few days ago, Ting Ru, who was used to being transparent, experienced the feeling of being surrounded by all kinds of colleagues for the first time.

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"Is the old man Xianzun particularly cold?" Ting Ru can't remember how many times he heard this question today, but even though the answer was a bit annoying, as Yuxi Xianzun's "NC fan" he still kept repeating it He explained to people: "Really not, Xianzun is super nice. I asked him a lot of questions and he didn't bother him, and he always answered them patiently."

Immediately afterwards, someone came over and said: "I saw the portrait of the Immortal Venerable in the Zongmen Exhibition Hall last time! It is really not the same painting style as the statue of Huoyu Guanzhu on the Sanqian Guihuang Peak. You said that the Immortal Venerable Do real people look that good?" The person who asked the question had just returned from abroad and hadn't seen Yuxi before, but many people who were present today went to Hongmeng Mountain that day, so after hearing this question, a bunch of people gathered together and became excited Chatted about the day's experience.

Probably anticipating the "grand occasion" on the banquet floor, after the two stepped into the elevator, Chengxi seized the time to notify the above by using the technique of sound transmission.

"Brother is already on the elevator!"

After hearing the familiar voice of the viewer, the people who had gathered together dispersed immediately.

"Okay okay."

"Absolutely cooperate~"

"By the way, who can help me see how my clothes look? I always feel that this dress is weird..."

"Don't look, you are not as good-looking as Master Xianzun."

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Apparently, even his junior brother didn't know that Yuxi could hear everyone's voice transmission into the secret.At the same time as the noise rang in my ears, the elevator finally stopped at the No.90 floor of the building.

"Xianzun his old man..."

"Yeah. Too. Good. Look. Got it."

The waist-length black hair contrasted with a skin that looked like fine white porcelain newly fired from the North Kiln, and his facial features were exquisite, like NPC characters that would only appear in online game modeling.

Their Master Xianzun is indeed more beautiful than that portrait!

Even Yuxi, who is used to seeing strong winds and waves, couldn't help but panic when he saw the hot eyes of the people around him, while the temple master Chengxi standing beside him was irritated by this group of people who didn't know how to restrain their eyes at all. arrive.

Maybe I didn't feel anything before, but somehow since Yuxi left the customs, Chengxi has an inexplicable sense of responsibility and mission like an old father...

"Can you be more tactful! What if you frighten the senior brother!" The familiar roar of the senior brother resounded in Yuxi's mind.

Amidst the sound of apologies, Yu Xi finally walked to the middle of the banquet hall.As a "Zongmen mascot" who used to be alone and was a legend back then, Yu Xi didn't need to speak at today's event.While Chengxi was teaching everyone in the door about himself, Yuxi was attentively listening to the conversations of the people inside the voice transmission.

"The Lord is talking nonsense again."

"He doesn't even think about who else doesn't know my Yuxi..."

"Your house? Say it clearly! It's obviously my house!"

"My Yuxi, my Yuxi, my Yuxi! Come and hit me."

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Times have changed, and so has the enthusiasm of fanboys.Although Yuxi's fans were everywhere in Wushangguan back then, due to the influence of the general environment, people at that time would not express their love as enthusiastically as they do now.

Finally, after hearing the conversation in her head, Yuxi felt that she probably needed to express herself.

"Everyone..." Yuxi finally opened his mouth after the younger brother had finished speaking, "Although I am an elder in Guanzhong, I have been in retreat for nearly a hundred years and have never made any contribution to the sect. I feel really guilty now." Seeing him talking, a storage bag appeared out of nowhere.After a burst of dazzling white light, the floor of the banquet hall was piled up with all kinds of sparkling spirit stones and magical artifacts.

You must know that Yu Xi, who is a legendary swordsman, is not a person who just stays in the cave all day long to meditate. In his early years, he has traveled all over the secret realms alone and accumulated wealth that ordinary people dare not even dream of.

Whether it's high-grade spirit stones or various instruments placed on the ground, these are things that ordinary monks will hardly see a few times in their lifetime.

"These things might as well be a meeting gift." Local tyrant Yuxi Xianzun said calmly, looking at the pile of things on the ground.