Breakup Master Practice Manual [Comprehensive]

After the crisis is temporarily lifted, I feel light and light all over.

Even knowing that the person around him is not a good person, the harmless appearance is full of black mud.

But the relaxed nerves could not be tensed for a while.

"Thank you, Dazai-san."

Osamu Dazai's footsteps paused invisibly, and he narrowed his eyes as he looked at Riho Yakai who was smiling beside him.

"Did Riho drink?"

"Huh?" Yakai Riho smiled lightly, her eyes were brighter and more excited than before, "It's just fruit wine."

As she spoke, she raised her hand and compared a number: "Two cups."

"Really." Osamu Dazai looked at the girl who had no abnormalities on her face and curled his lower lip meaninglessly, "Riho is not yet of legal drinking age."

"It's just fruit wine." The girl just felt guilty for a moment, and then she became more confident, "And Mr. Dazai, doesn't he drink when he's full?"

"Have you ever seen a law-abiding mafia, Riho?"

"there is."

"And they saved the world."

"That's really amazing." Walking slowly on the way back, Dazai Osamu was very cooperative, "Is it someone you know?"

"... I don't know if I know you or not."

"Is it the target of Riho's attack?"

"……Yes."

"Riho said that it is because of obsessive-compulsive disorder that he wants to get through the line of all members." Osamu Dazai said with a frivolous smile, "Who do you like among those who have already captured?"

"Hmm..." The girl's expression became a little confused, "There are a lot of things I like."

"It's really sad. I'm also Riho's boyfriend now, and I actually said directly to my face that I have a lot of people I like."

"Liar." Yakai Riho stopped suddenly, and muttered in a low voice, "Obviously...Mr. Dazai doesn't like me."

The black-haired young man stopped and stood still with a smile.

"Why does Riho think so?" he asked.

"Mr. Dazai's motto is 'suicide with freshness and vigor'."

"I think that the reason why people live in this world is because of fetters."

"You see, a person's life is so long, family, friendship, love...everything is good, use these to tie yourself firmly to the ground, and move forward with something down-to-earth."

"Maybe it's something I like, in short, it's to give myself a reason to live."

What the hell are you talking about...

"However, Mr. Dazai is different. While you are looking for a reason to live in the dark, you are also really pursuing death. You can't feel the joy of life, so you pursue the purity of the moment of death."

really weird……

"Whether it's me or Odasaku... can't fill your lonely inner world, I can only stand outside and look at you from a distance." Said Mihai Riho paused, her voice became unconfident, "No, I can't compare to Odasaku at all."

Why is there suddenly... as if, as I said, the sadness that once stood where I could see but couldn't touch?

What has been forgotten?

With some confusion in her head, she concluded slowly: "I feel that I...is just a stone on the road of Mr. Dazai's life."

Maybe you will stop for a short nap because you are tired, or you may be kicked away because you are in the way.

The other party seemed to chuckle: "How could Riho be a stone if she is so cute?"

"At least it should be a budding morning flower."

It is a flower that blooms in the rising sun after a long night, delicate and fragile.

On the endless road, lonely travelers either stop for it, or ignore it, or step on it.

And if you fold it and take it away because you like it, then sooner or later it will wither and wither in the dark.

The bright moon in the night sky has been covered by black clouds at some point.

The black-haired young man standing at the junction of light and shadow seemed to be immersed in a lengthy dream, his smile was as ethereal as a floating cloud in the sky, and he stretched out his hand towards the girl with an almost illusory voice——

"Does Riho want to die in love with me?"

The pale street lamps reflected on the deserted path, and the fearless moths obeyed their instincts and slammed into the lampshade again and again, even if their wings were broken, they didn't care.

Yakai Riho was a little dazed and didn't know where she was. She saw the opponent's right hand straddling the darkness and exposed to the streetlights. It looked paler, as if being bewitched by a lost fairy, she slowly touched it.

The knuckles in those hands were distinct and icy cold with the cold wind of the silent night.

It's really cold.

The young man in the darkness smiled slightly, his dark eyes were like a deep pool, as if something was slowly falling silent.

He gradually closed his palms...

Immediately, he was grabbed suddenly, staggered forward, and placed himself under the light.

"I don't want to." As if suddenly awakened by the coldness, Yakai Riho blinked, suddenly feeling inexplicable, "Is it because the manga is not good or the game is not fun? The snacks are not delicious or the handsome guy is not good-looking?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Osamu Dazai was silent, he looked at Mikai Riho who became more and more angry as he talked.

The other party argued hard: "Why am I accompanying you to die for love instead of you accompanying me to live?"

In the end, the girl strongly condemned him——

"You're so selfish."

Osamu Dazai was speechless for a moment, and his face seemed to be extremely indifferent because he didn't know what expression to make for a moment.

However, after a while, the usual superficial smile resumed: "It turns out that Riho likes looking at handsome guys."

"That's right." Yakai Riho looked upright, plausible, "Who doesn't like a beautiful appearance, don't you also like to chat up beautiful young ladies and invite them to die in love?"

"But after I dated Riho, I didn't strike up a conversation with anyone else." Dazai Osamu pretended to be sad, "On the contrary, Riho dated dozens of boyfriends without telling me."

"This is me..." Mihai Riho ran out of words, she pressed her in a low voice, "But I don't want to either."

After finishing speaking, she stared at the young man in front of her again and said, "So why didn't Mr. Dazai break up with me?"

"Well, it's probably because the thought of being able to cuckold that dark dwarf makes me happy." Osamu Dazai replied casually.

"You always bully Chuya." Yakai Riho looked a little heartbroken.

"Risui likes him very much?" He thought thoughtfully, "You actually call me Mr. Dazai, and calling him by his name."

"I like it." Yakai Riho completely abandoned the word 'shy', "Chuya is so cute, he is the last conscience of Hong Kong and black."

"But you still broke up with him."

"It's different, there are many kinds of likings." Yakai Riho suddenly noticed the important point, "How do you know that I broke up with him?"

"And why did you know I was in that bar before?"

"Does Riho still have the cute characteristic of being late?" Dazai Osamu laughed as if suddenly amused, "Why do you say?"

Then without waiting for her to reply, she replied with a subtle sense of pity: "Because I put something on you."

Mihai Riho: "...don't think I don't understand you and you're saying I'm stupid."

Then she turned over and over in herself to find what the other party called 'little things'.

Osamu Dazai patted the other person on the head, and wrote lightly: "It's the second button of the school uniform."

"A bug with a tracking device."

Then he watched the girl staring at the buttons on his chest for a while, and then adjusted her clothes as if nothing happened.

So he said, "Aren't you going to take it down?"

Mihai Riho gave him a strange look: "Why did you take it off? Anyway, I have nothing to shame, Mr. Dazai will not be like a stalker eavesdropping on my life all day long, wearing this can be just in case Come and save me like tonight."

"Riho trusts me."

"I just feel that if Mr. Dazai doesn't want me to find out, I will definitely not find out."

"However, it is not required that you must come to my rescue when something happens to me." As if asking for it is a shameful act, Yakai Riho said seriously, "After all, Mr. Dazai has no such obligation."

"Eh? Anyway, I'm Riho's boyfriend too."

"Hey, Mr. Dazai, do you still care about this?"

"Could it be that Riho just broke up with me without even informing?"

"So why don't you break up if you don't like it?"

"I obviously like Riho very much."

"Mr. Dazai is obviously a big liar."

"It's too much~"

"I really like Chuya more!" The girl's eyes seemed to be shining, and the topic ran in a strange direction inexplicably, "That choker just makes me want to rush over to hug him and lick his Adam's apple!"

"Are you so excited?"

"Probably because my head is full of yellow waste!"

"...Risui is surprisingly honest." The black-haired young man thought about it, "Well, if this is the case, then I will consider whether I should also bring one..."

"No, Dazai-san should avoid it, it always feels creepy." Then Mihai Riho bounced around on the road with her hands behind her back, with innocent joy, "And the bondage belt on the shirt, and that Black gloves, and he actually has small tiger teeth! Aoaozhong is simply a treasure in the world!"

"So Mr. Dazai too." After blowing on Nakahara Chuya excitedly for a while, Mihai Riho began to step on her own shadow happily, "Obviously there are so many beautiful things in the world, you can slowly find what you like Well."

"For example..."

"For example, let Chuya wear women's clothing as Miss Bazi!"

"Oh, this is really interesting~"

……

The shy and timid full moon gradually emerged from behind the clouds, the moonlight was as bright as water, and the frost reflected the brilliance.

The moon is bright tonight.

The lonely traveler stares at the trembling blooming flowers, and puts his hands on the stems.

the next day--

Yakai Riho woke up from the bed, supported her aching head, and spent 10 minutes recalling what happened last night.

……

……

I stepped on the horse and said something out of my mouth last night! ! !