Breakup Master Practice Manual [Comprehensive]

The next day, Yakai Riho took a shower after being sent back by Nakahara Chuya, and changed out of her crumpled clothes.

Then, looking at the contacts in the phone, he dialed the last number.

Now there is only one person left.

The call was connected in almost seconds.

"Good morning, no, this time should be noon."

"Forget it, that's not the point. Anyway, I thought it was time for you to find me, Riho."

Knowing what she meant by calling, the voice on the other side sounded as relaxed as if it was just an ordinary meeting.

"Good morning, Dazai-san."

But this is the normal reaction of this person.

"Actually, there is one thing I want to ask you for."

The voice coming from the phone seemed troubled and dignified.

"Just now, I was trying a new suicide method, but unfortunately failed."

"Because I heard that freezing to death is as comfortable as hanging to death, so I tried to freeze to death in the ice cellar, but after a long few minutes, the body has been completely frozen, but it is still not fatal..."

"Where are you now?"

Yakai Riho directly interrupted his words as he went downstairs, his tone subconsciously hurried.

After learning the location, he rushed over as quickly as possible.

Even though he knew that the other party's vitality was extremely strong, he still inevitably panicked after hearing about the suicide.

When Yakai Riho dragged Osamu Dazai out of the ice cellar at an unknown temperature below zero, almost his whole body was frozen into an ice sculpture, and he was also shivering from the cold.

Standing under the warm sun is almost like being reborn.

His complexion was weak and pale due to the low temperature for a long time, but the black-haired young man still said in an extremely relaxed tone with a sloppy smile: "It's really cold, this method of suicide is really painful, obviously I heard it's very comfortable, When a person's body temperature drops to 33 or 34 degrees, thinking power will weaken, consciousness will be blurred, and will be shrouded in a [sweet trance]..."

Yakai Riho ignored this person's feelings and complaints. She looked at the black-haired young man whose body was frozen and couldn't move for a while, and whose body was covered with a thin layer of frost, silently stretched out her hands to hug him tightly. in arms.

It's really cold.

It was as if hugging a huge ice cube that was constantly emitting cold air.

The words that were still briskly chattering suddenly stopped, and then spoke again.

"What's wrong, Riho."

"It's better to keep warm than nothing."

Yakai Riho gathered her hands together, even though her teeth chattered from the cold, she did not let go.

"Don't just cause trouble for others."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Riho can directly refuse me."

"You know that I can't refuse."

Yakai Riho tried hard to control her trembling hands, and the words with a little trembling came out of her mouth accompanied by hazy white air.

"And I mean don't bother people."

"Haven't you ever thought about the feeling of the master going to the ice cellar to find a strange corpse after returning home?"

This time the other party didn't reply immediately, after a while, he chuckled and said, "That's right."

Yakai Riho hugged for a while, and let go after feeling the warmth of the other person's body.

"Let's go, first go to the place where I live temporarily to dry the clothes and boil some hot water, otherwise I will get sick."

The blue color on the face of the black-haired young man has faded, leaving only a cold paleness, and a layer of frost has also condensed on the thin eyelashes, which gradually melts under the sunlight.

"Obviously Riho also finds it troublesome, why does she come to save me again and again?"

"Feeling trouble and wanting to save you are two different things."

Yakai Riho looked at the other party helplessly, stood up and reached out to him who was still sitting on the ground: "Can you stand up?"

The melted frost turned into transparent drops of water that moistened the eyelashes. She saw the iris-colored eyes tremble slightly, and then the drops of water slid down the side of her face and finally dissipated in the air.

He grabbed his outstretched hand.

"It's really touching."

False words.

"I've been thinking about when Riho will get bored, maybe one day I won't even want to answer my phone."

Casual tone.

"Will not."

After replying like this, what Yakai Riho thought was——

But I won't be calling again in the future.

After the other person stood up, she wanted to withdraw her hand, but found that this person was not ready to let go at all, and after she looked over, she showed a weak and pitiful appearance.

"Rio, I'm so cold."

"I'm cold too."

Yakai Riho said with a sigh, but he still didn't pull back his hand after all.

After taking the other party to his temporary place, Yakai Riho gave him a dry towel and went to boil hot water.

Then he took out the hair dryer and asked while drying his clothes, "Why did you suddenly commit suicide again?"

Speaking of which, Dazai seems to have been looking for her after committing suicide for a while.

"Because I want to see Riho."

The familiar words made Yakai Riho's movements pause, the hair dryer in his hand was still blowing continuously, and no one in the room spoke for a while.

"But it's a little surprising that I was the last one to break up."

Osamu Dazai wiped his wet hair with a towel.

"I thought it would be Chuya. After all, Riho likes him more than anyone else."

It was indeed planned in this way, before going to that parallel world.

Yakai Riho silently continued blowing the beige windbreaker in her hand.

"It's too much." Dazai Osamu's voice was a little cold, he put down the hand that was wiping his hair, and let the towel rest on it, "Obviously Riho knew me, but he shared his feelings with me in another world, And now put that emotion on me again..."

"It's not sustenance." Yakai Riho finally said, "I'm just worried, what if one day you really succeed in committing suicide."

I have been worrying about this possibility since before, but after I went to the parallel world and saw Osamu Dazai in that world, the panic was amplified infinitely.

She lowered her head and grabbed the clothes in her hands tightly, remembering the scene when the other party pushed her away without hesitation.

"No matter what, I can't say the word 'congratulations'."

His sight was slightly blocked by the large towel on his head, and Osamu Dazai looked sideways at the girl who was still blowing her clothes.

"...Riho, if you blow it any longer, your clothes will burn."

"Ah, sorry."

Yakai Riho later realized that the clothes in her hands were hot, and quickly turned off the hair dryer, and handed the dried windbreaker to the other party.

Osamu Dazai tore off the towel from his head, took it and got up to put it on.

"Since Riho accompanied them yesterday, today should belong to me."

Yakai Riho was stunned for a moment, then her expression was subtle.

"You know."

"Of course." Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, with a usual smile on his lips, "I know everything about Riho."

Yakai Riho: "I don't know why your words suddenly made me feel like a perverted stalker."

"What I really want to say..." Dazai Osamu pondered for a while and said, "It can't be called an illusion."

The curvature of his lips curved again, and he said in a very innocent manner in her shocked eyes: "It's the truth."

Then he lazily added: "But it's not at the level of a perverted stalker."

"Just put a location bug on you and collect intelligence."

Mihai Riho naturally thought of the fact that Osamu Dazai had converted the second button of his school uniform into a bug with positioning function.

"Didn't you tell me this before?"

"But I didn't say there was only one."

Osamu Dazai pulled his hands out of his pockets, held a mobile phone in his left hand, and began to operate on it with his head down.

"I also put something small on your previous mobile phone."

However, there were no bones left directly under Dabi's hands.

Yakai Riho thought silently.

Moreover, she was very sure that there was nothing in the clothes when she blew them before.

Yakai Riho touched his pocket with complicated emotions, but it was gone as expected.

So he couldn't help but sighed.

"Are you going to continue to add small things to my phone?"

The opponent's hand that was operating paused for a moment, then continued.

"Not."

He looked at the girl who was not angry, and flipped the phone in his hand.

"Qing, qiang, the photo I took with Riho on my phone before."

"Keep it well and miss me anytime, anywhere."

Then returned the phone.

"Ah, it doesn't matter if you accidentally lose it. I have several copies here, and I have added various passwords."

Yakai Riho, who took the phone, couldn't help but complain after hearing this sentence.

"Do you think it is some important information or document!?"

Osamu Dazai replied very naturally: "Information and other things can't compare to this photo."

Yakai Riho didn't know what to say for a while, so she changed the topic.

"Why did you tell me this all of a sudden?"

"Aren't you afraid that I'll be angry?"

"So Riho will be angry too?" Dazai Osamu looked surprised, and looked at her with wide eyes, eager to try, "I want to see."

Yakai Riho: "..."

After seeing her expressionless face, Dazai Osamu said in a very regretful tone: "I think Riho must be as cute as a baby even if she is angry."

Then he suddenly laughed out of nowhere.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I remembered the way you held back your cursing words for a long time that night, but you only said the word idiot hahaha..."

Yakai Riho looked indifferent, and had nothing to say.

"Compared to these, let me think about how to spend the last day..."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his right hand and touched his chin, resting his elbow on his horizontal left arm.

Although I said I wanted to think about it, I didn't really think about it.

"I want to go to the beach with Riho to watch the sunrise."

Facing this sudden request, Yakai Riho subconsciously looked out the window.

At this moment, the sky is approaching evening, and the twilight has just covered the sky, and it is not yet night, let alone sunrise.

"Are you going to go to the beach now and wait until the sun rises tomorrow morning?"

"Can't you?"

"The beach at night is very cold."

"You can take the quilt over there."

"Are you serious?"

The other party made an expression of 'I'm serious', and then a hollow sound suddenly sounded in his stomach.

Yakai Riho couldn't help laughing, and then appointed her to pack her things and prepare to go to the beach with her.

"I see, let's have a meal before that."

"Oh, what do you think of the curry, Riho? Let's go eat curry. Speaking of curry, I'll tell you Odasaku, he's very..."

Yakai Riho was packing blankets, flashlights, game consoles and other things to prepare for going to the beach, while listening to the other party talking to herself very cheerfully, even if she only responded occasionally, she enjoyed it, as if she was so excited that she was going on a spring outing pupils.

After the two of them finished their meal and came to the beach, the sun had already sunk, and the night gradually covered the sky.

"Sacrifice for love ~ one person can't do it ~ but ~ two people can do it ~"

The two sat by the beach like idiots, and Osamu Dazai hummed a self-composed suicide song, which was not boring at all.

Mihai Riho put on a blanket, took out the game console calmly, prepared to stay up all night, and said without raising her head, "Do you want me to remind you? We are not going to die for love."

"It's a date anyway."

Osamu Dazai's interest did not weaken at all, and he also took out a game console.

"I brought it too! Ah Riho, you play this game too! Since that's the case, let's PK!"

Then Yakai Riho, who was handicapped, was beaten horribly.

Not even once.

"Hahaha, Riho, your technique is completely incompetent."

"Shut up, there is dignity with a handicap."

"Is it the dignity of persevering over and over again?"

"I tell you, you won't find a girlfriend like this!"

"But Riho agreed to be my girlfriend." Dazai Osamu casually KO'd her again, "Could it be that this is the so-called 'poverty alleviation'?"

Yakai Riho pressed the next round without hesitation to continue PK, and said casually: "I wanted to hide, but you didn't approach me on purpose at the beginning."

Where can she go.

The other party didn't speak for a while, and the character in the game interface seemed to pause, and then continued to beat the character she was controlling mercilessly.

"Since when did Riho know?"

There is an unreal sense of illusion in the light and fluttering voice.

"In the beginning."

Yakai Riho frowned distressedly at the character whose blood bar had dropped by a small amount, and desperately pressed the keys to attack with an extremely fierce aura.

"My social life is very poor, so I feel very strange that I always see you when I go out a few times, so I used the "information collection" personality, and then I knew that you approached me on purpose."

"When I first awakened my personality when I was young, the information I could see was limited. I could only see the basic information, but I couldn't see this kind of purpose, so the collected personality information was incomplete, and I didn't bother to update it later. Anyway, I usually don't use it. , so you didn’t collect this information, right?”

"But Mr. Dazai should know what he said later."

Dazai didn't speak.

He did wonder if she already knew his purpose after knowing the true extent of the other person's personality. Approaching with a dispensable attitude as if teasing a cat.

However, the other party never mentioned this matter once, and getting along with each other is very natural, so they didn't mention it.

"At first I thought you were troublesome and didn't want to bother, but I couldn't pretend that I didn't see you committing suicide."

It was also when he saw the other party committing suicide for the first time, that Yakai Riho realized that the love of suicide in the interest column of the information he saw after using the personality was not just a thought, this person took action directly.

"Because I found out later that you didn't have any malice towards me, so I just became ordinary friends."

Yakai Riho thought for a while and said honestly: "Although I still feel troublesome now and then, I don't regret it. For me, being able to meet Mr. Dazai is also a good thing."

Anyway, these memories will be forgotten, why not take this opportunity to tell them all.

"Especially when I saw you and Oda Saku-san at home before, I always felt very lucky."

"At that time, Mr. Dazai's smile was very gentle."

"There's a feeling of 'that's great'."

"Even if it's just a little bit, I hope you can have nostalgia for this world and live with expectations."

"Although I hope you can give up your hobby of suicide, but because you are worried that you will be hated, you have not said it."

"If possible, please contact a friend to rescue you before you succeed in committing suicide, whether it is Mr. Odasaku or someone else..."

"It may sound strange, but if one day Mr. Dazai really dies, I will feel very sad."

Yakai Riho saw the character controlled by the opponent in the game console suddenly not moving, and she took the opportunity to beat him up and knock him out.

"I won!"

"...Well, Riho won." Osamu Dazai looked at the 'GAME OVER' on the game console and curled his lower lip, "I completely lost."

Dawn has already dawned in the sky, like silver-gray veils on the sea horizon, through the clouds, golden threads are blooming repeatedly, gradually converging into a brilliant and dazzling glow.

"Why do you still look happy after losing?"

Yakai Riho looked incomprehensibly at the black-haired young man who seemed to be in a happy mood.

The deep, ink-like sea reflects the sky, layers are gradually dyed a brilliant golden red, and a round of morning sun rises at the farthest point of sight.

"Because I feel that if it's Riho..." Osamu Dazai's brows and eyes were covered with a gentle warm tone, and then he looked at the sky and smiled, "It doesn't matter if you lose."

The hazy night has been completely dispelled by the morning glow.

"Look, the sun is rising."

Yakai Riho followed the other party's line of sight, looked at Jin Hui who was swaying wantonly, and repeated.

"Ah, sunrise."

"I have always wanted to watch the sunrise with Riho, but according to your previous personality, you will 100% refuse."

"If you really want to do it, I definitely can't refuse."

"But I hope that Riho is willing to go out with me."

"But since today is the last day, it doesn't matter if I'm self-willed."

"Actually, it doesn't matter how willful you are."

"Eh? Is that so? I suddenly feel a little regretful."

The slightly cool sea breeze blew slowly through the slightly humid air in the morning. Osamu Dazai put away the game console in his hand, stood up, and said calmly as if the dust had settled: "It's over."

The last day of being lovers is also over.

After watching the other party being picked up by Xiongying who he notified.

Osamu Dazai stood alone on the shore, and opened the phone photo album.

In the photo, the black-haired young man put his right hand on the girl's head with a smile. The sunlight pouring down from the side softened the figures of the two of them.

There is a kind of waiting—the future can be expected.