Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Atlantis is a very peaceful country, especially in Orm, where Nereus was neatly packed and sent to the empty Arkham Asylum, where he was given treatment that fully fits the status of a prince—a beautiful environment and a huge area The living environment, luxurious quality of life and so on - after.

Even Mera did not raise any objections to Aum's treatment of her father, but only expressed to Aum that she would pay all the living expenses of Nereus during his imprisonment (however, the big local tyrant of Aum refused) By the way, he applied for the visitation right once a month, which Aum agreed to.

In short, after Nereus, the king of ambition, was sent to land, Atlantis returned to its former peace, the kind of peace that even crimes rarely occurred.

But when it comes to the number of crimes in Atlantis is far less than on land, not only because most of the people in Atlantis are peaceful (on this point, Tony once ridiculed that "the people of Atlantis are Isn’t it because of living in water all the year round, so the character has become like water?”), more importantly because Atlantis is really a rich country, and the number of people in Atlantis compared to Much less for land people!

Although money is not everything, a country where all people are rich will lose a lot of soil that can breed crime.

Atlantis is peaceful and peaceful inside, but not outside.

Atlantis, which was first opened to the land, has to face too many problems. A slight mistake in the exchange of interests between countries may cause incalculable losses, and it is even unknown whether it will cause serious damage to the entire country.

Therefore, during the period when Atlantis first established diplomatic relations with the land countries, Aum had to examine all international affairs with a hundred thousand times of caution, almost reaching the point of doing everything by himself, and the price was... falling ill.

Yes, after the most difficult period passed, the little prince Aum, who was finally able to relax, relaxed directly on the hospital bed.

The illnesses that have plagued human society for thousands of years have proved once again that even a person who can handle a submarine hard, if he does not take good care of his body, he will still suffer from the same illness. It has nothing to do with whether your brother is a king or not╮ (╯▽╰)╭.

When he heard this round of complaints, Aum was leaning against the head of the bed, leaning on a huge dog-head pillow on his back—not long after the establishment of diplomatic relations with the land, the Atlanteans used materials from the seabed to make soft pillows and throw pillows , Cushions, bedding, sofas and other daily necessities, in the words of a netizen on the forum, "Since I have pillows, my life has become softer!" - Glaring and confronting Arthur.

The little prince... insisted that he was just tired, not sick, and there was no need to take medicine at all!

The king believed that it is a child's behavior to avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment and avoid taking medicine, which is absolutely unacceptable!

Aum: "I'm not sick! I'm just tired! Just sleep and rest!"

Arthur: "Oh, good boy~ Didn't the doctor issue a medical certificate just now? This is the medicine prescribed by the doctor. Take it and sleep again, and you will feel better soon~"

Aum: "You hired the doctor! Who knows if he is afraid of your king's power and deliberately pretended that I was sick!"

Arthur: "..." Unreasonable brother, why is it so tiring?

Aum: "Also! Why am I so tired? It's all your fault!"

Arthur: "..." Blame me, blame me, blame me!

Aum: "Tell you Arthur! I will never take medicine today! I'm not sick, don't take medicine! Unless you take it together!"

"it is good!"

Arthur nimbly stuffed the pill that he had held in his palm for a long time but failed to fit into Orm's mouth, chewed it twice, then moved his Adam's apple, and swallowed it.

Crunchy.

Not bitter.

Still a little sweet.

If the medicine on land could also taste this way, there wouldn't be so many children crying heart-piercingly every year.

Arthur suddenly remembered how he cried and screamed when he was a child, and refused to take medicine with hands and feet. Except that he didn't cry or move, he was very similar to Aum now.

Aum, dumbfounded.

No... this plot is wrong!

Arthur, did he get the wrong script?

Shouldn't he throw away the medicine in a huff and leave? !

What the hell is "good" and eating it? ? ?

Ma Dan!Arthur really ate it, so should he eat it or not? ! !

Eventually, Orm ate.

After all, he is also a person who cares about face, so he would contradict his promise in person...

Forget it, it's not necessary, it's not worth it.

After taking the medicine and taking a nap, the little prince Aum soon recovered from his illness, and he was able to handle official duties alive and kicking again. After all, Mr. King Arthur’s main job is the mascot, and the side job is Chaoying. It’s no problem for him to move his fists. It is absolutely impossible for him to use his brain.

The days of living in Atlantis really went on so peacefully.

One year, two years... Three years, five years... In the ninth year, Mera got married, and the groom came from land. He was successfully crowned "the first man in history to join the deep sea" by the land media, which is not a big deal.

It sounds a bit shameful, but the groom himself doesn't mind, and neither does Mera. Their marriage originated from love, and to some extent it became the wind direction of peaceful diplomatic relations between Atlantis and the land.

To be honest, Aum felt that this was much stronger than a marriage that was only maintained by love.

In the second year, Mera's child was born, a cute, soft, red-haired little princess who could cry and make a lot of noise but had a headache and smiled like a little angel.

Hugging the soft, sweet little red-haired princess—Aum, who has never raised a child, in fact, has practiced for a long time in private how to hold a baby securely and comfortably—Aum, thoughtful Arthur was asked a question:

"Arthur, have you thought about the Chaoying retirement plan?"

"What's the matter?"

Arthur was surprised by the accent of a certain Chinese dialect. Recently, neither his main business (mascot) nor his side business (Chaoying) has anything to do. He has started watching Chinese TV dramas and learning foreign languages ​​​​by the way.And Arthur discovered that the dialect TV series in Northeast China, paired with Russian vodka, looks very cool!

"Chaoying, retirement, planning."

Aum carefully and gently put the little red-haired princess on the crib, took the toy ball made of colorful shells at the head of the bed, dangled it in front of her eyes, and explained casually:

"Seeing that Mela has children recently, I was thinking, when will we retire, and what will we do after retirement? You don't plan to stay in Chaoying for the rest of your life, do you?"

Arthur: "..."

The long silence forced Aum to take his eyes off the little red-haired princess, and said in surprise, "You really plan to do it for the rest of your life, right???"

That's not true, Arthur just... Never thought that Chaoying could retire.

Aum raised his eyebrows high, "Don't you think about it?"

"It depends—" Arthur said with some difficulty, "Who is your 'you' mainly referring to."

Aum said without hesitation: "You, everyone in the Zhenglian, everyone in the Avengers, and the family members of the Avengers."

"Forget about the family..."

Get to who the "family" in Aum's mouth in a second mainly refers to, and Arthur is dying.

"Locky's career planning really has nothing to do with our Chaoying. Besides, Sol may not be able to control him."

Arthur always felt that Loki would definitely be able to fully display his "do nothing or die" style to the last second of his life.

"Can you control it?" Aum snorted coldly, "Does he dare to control it?..."

That's true, Arthur said in his heart, isn't that the same as I dare not control you?

"... As far as Sol's head is concerned, after he inherits the throne of Asgard in the future, can he not need Loki to help him govern Asgard? In the future, when he will rely on Loki, will he dare to control Loki? "

Arthur: "..."

This can be regarded as the same as him... although it is not the same as the one he thought _(:з)∠)_.

"So, don't you all think about retiring?"

Aum impatiently brought the topic back on track.If Arthur continues to be so stupid, the little red-haired princess will not be able to stop him from being irritable.

"No...maybe I have thought about it."

Arthur has a strong desire to survive, but Chaoying has never discussed retirement plans, not even retirement, it seems that they really... default to not retiring?

But... why do humans have a retirement system?

"Generally speaking, retirement is only necessary when you are old and frail and can't move?"

Arthur squeezed his arms sadly, touched his abdominal muscles, and felt that he was still very far away from old age and frailty.

Orm fully expressed his contempt with a "huh".

"So, do you think you will never grow old and frail in your life?"

That's not.

Arthur felt that he was quite self-aware of being a human being. Old age and frailty would inevitably occur, but the time of arrival was different sooner or later.

Just wondering what Orm will look like by then...will the hair be a beautiful silvery white?Is it true that even with wrinkles, he is still the most handsome old man?Can he walk with Aum under the beach in the sunset like in the song?

Thinking about it that way, it seems that retirement...is not bad?

Arthur suddenly became very interested in retirement, and wanted to ask his old friends if they had any retirement plans, such as a group of handsome old men going on vacation with beer and underpants on the sunny beach?

"Then go and ask in person." Aum suddenly gave him an idea.

Arthur was dumbfounded on the spot.

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

What did he hear? !

Aum even took the initiative to suggest that he go ashore! ! !

"I just suggest you—go ashore." Orm squinted at Arthur, emphasizing the word "you".

"Aren't you going with me?!!!" Arthur used three exclamation marks to express his determination not to split up with his brother.

Aum: "If you beg me →_→"

Arthur: "Please Orm!"

What is the face, can it be eaten?

No.

What are you doing with your face?

Of course it's Om!

OK!

For the sake of Arthur being so shameless, just go, just in time, he made an appointment with Loki :).

A day later, both Orm and Arthur appeared downstairs in Stark Tower in New York, facing a very serious problem—since the dozens of floors below Stark Tower are the offices of the Stark Group headquarters and various The laboratory, without any appointment records, was mercilessly blocked from the elevator by the receptionist.

This is too much, you can't even swipe your face card!

However, the handsome receptionist smiled and told them, "Since the boss is superhero, and super criminals don't have too many disguise methods, so swiping face cards in Stark Tower is a different way of committing crimes."

Then, Orm carried Arthur out of the Stark Tower, with a calm expression, but Arthur swore it was definitely the calm on the surface of the ocean-the devil knows what is hidden below!

Aum took out his mobile phone and started to make a call. The facial recognition card won't work, so it's okay to ask the people from Fulian to come down to pick them up, right?

Press Loki's number - "beep - the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered, please try again later."

Sol's number - "Beep - the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered..."

Tony's number - "Doo - you..."

Dr. Banner's number—"Doo—you..."

Steve's...

Natasha's...

Bucky's...

Clint's...

Peter's... this works!

However, Peter had no idea why all the cell phones of the Avengers members were unanswered, but he happily said that he happened to have just finished writing the press release—Peter had graduated from Columbia a few years ago and successfully entered the Daily Bugle As a reporter, his main job is Chaoying, and his side job is to vomit blood from his editor-in-chief who loves to write and scold Spider-Man. He is very happy to come and help.

"Fortunately, there is still a living person." Arthur muttered, not complaining, but curious why the Avengers disappeared collectively?

Aum raised his head in an instant, gave him a deep look, and didn't say a word, but Arthur shut up for a second, and made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

After living together for so many years, he has already mastered the course "On How to Read Aum's Face" from beginner to proficient^_^.

A few minutes later, Spider-Man in a red and blue uniform descended from the sky.Over the years, the spider suit has been upgraded by Tony for countless generations, but the color scheme has never changed, and it has become a regular program at the Chaoying Tucao Conference forever.The complaints are all focused on-hi!As a mature man, this juvenile color scheme cannot help you get rid of being single!

Generally speaking, people who say this will always be stabbed a few times by the young president of the Osborne Group.

Peter, wearing a Spider-Man suit, successfully brought Orm and Arthur into the elevator of Stark Tower.

This time, there is no receptionist to stop them, because Spider-Man's authority in Stark Tower is much higher than theirs!

There was no one on the top floor of the Stark Building, only the sunlight fell quietly on the floor through the floor-to-ceiling windows, pillows were scattered on the sofa—peripherals from the Avengers Superhero series—and there were a few unpacked coffee cups and wine glasses on the bar counter , full of breath of life, Aum can imagine a picture——

The superheroes are sitting in the living room enjoying the sunshine and the rare leisure time. The person crouching on the sofa hugging a pillow may be Natasha, the wine glasses on the bar definitely belong to Tony and Sol, and the coffee cups are probably Banner and Steve's, empty potato chip bag is definitely the product of Bucky and Clint, and then suddenly there's an emergency!

The superheroes put on their uniforms before they could tidy up the living room and hurried away to save the planet again!

It's just a little question that needs to be resolved. He doesn't seem to have any news that there is another crisis on Earth, and—Aum's eyes are slightly turned to Peter—why is Spider-Man still here?

"Maybe..." Peter took off his hood, scratched his hair, and said hesitantly, "It's not because if I miss work again this month, my wages will be deducted as negative?"

Poverty, for some superheroes, is an eternal pain—by ​​Spider-Man before all his possessions and hoods.

However, although the wealth is at the bottom of the Super League, Peter's IQ is definitely at the top of the Super League. He and Orm quickly analyzed from the traces in the living room that the Avengers Super League should be at the same time. rather hasty.

Just when they wanted to further analyze how the Chaoying left, and then try to deduce where they went, Jarvis' projection suddenly appeared and interrupted them.

"Mr. Parker, His Royal Highness Aum." The artificial intelligence, which has always taken care of its appearance perfectly, saluted gracefully, but before it could say the second half of the sentence, it was interrupted by Peter in surprise.

"Jarvis?! Why are you still in Stark Tower?! Didn't Mr. Stark take you?! Who would assist him in operating the armor without taking you? Could it be...they were in danger, and you didn't even have time to take them superior?!!!"

Peter has already made up a bloody battle in his own mind.

Jarvis: "...I think Sir should not be very interested in wearing armor to watch movies, and he won't encounter any dangers when watching movies in the audio-visual room, and there is no need to put me down when watching movies. Take it with you, I'm everywhere in Stark Tower after all."

The amount of information is a bit large.

Peter held his head to show that he needed to be stroked.

"Mr. Stark is watching a movie???"

Jarvis: "Yes."

"Watching a movie in the movie room on the top floor of Stark Tower???"

Jarvis: "Exactly."

"Others are there???"

Jarvis: "Yes, they suddenly decided to watch all the films that were nominated for best picture at the Oscars last year."

"Then why no one answered the phone?!" Peter's voice faintly collapsed.

Jarvis: "Mute your phone while watching a movie, that's a try, Mr. Parker."

Karen's voice also came out from the hood of the spider suit, implying despair: "Peter—before you make wild guesses, don't you ask me first, where are the others?"

"..." Peter decided to start hating the world where you need to mute your phone to watch a movie.

Aum watched the show calmly the whole time, with an innocent expression on his face, as if the person who started to guess wildly was not him at all.

Then, they happily (except maybe Peter?) joined the movie-watching army, and left thick dozens of pages of complaints in Jarvis's privately preserved "Tucao Record of Super British Movies".

It wasn't until dinner time that Chaoying stretched out of the audio-visual room contentedly, moved to the dining table in the living room, and waited for Jarvis to feed them. Their daily routines were like little bastards relying on their parents to take care of them and do nothing.

Then, gentle patriarch Jarvis fools them with a takeaway pizza.

"Don't order durian pizza next time!" Tony sternly protested to his artificial intelligence.

Durian is best eaten fresh!Ripe durian is a cult!

Bucky immediately counter-protested, "This statement is too narrow Tony, there is no cult in the food industry, as long as it is delicious, it is king!"

Tony: "Huh? Delicious? Are you saying ripe durian is delicious?"

"Of course!" Bucky was confident, and even grabbed a piece of durian pizza and tried to stuff it into Tony's mouth... Oh no, invite Tony to enjoy it together.

"Get away——" Tony turned into a screaming chicken in a second, if it wasn't for the inconvenience of sitting on high feet, he would have jumped away!

What a tormenting taste that is!

Bucky: "You're insulting durian pizza!"

Tony: "Huh? I— insult it?"

Stark Tower's daily repertoire - the superhero one-on-one battle kicked off again. Today's starring is Iron Man VS Winter Soldier!

The real patriarch Steve doesn't even bother to lift his eyelids. This level of battle is not too common in Stark Tower, especially when the Superheroes seem to be getting more childish every year.

He picked up the knife, twirled it with his fingertips habitually, just like he did in battle, and then fried the fried egg on the plate—he cooked it himself to make up for the lack of nutrition in the pizza— —Cut into four equal parts, light and neat, with no difference in strength, the knife did not scratch the plate at all, and chatted with Aum:

"retire?"

A flash of vicissitudes of memory flashed in Steve's eyes.

"I really thought about it. When I was young, I was not Captain America, I hadn't gone to the battlefield, and when I was still learning painting in school, I used to imagine the old me-what would I look like?"

"What does it look like?" Aum still finds it difficult to imagine what the old Captain America looks like, after all, this is a centenarian "old man" who looks like he will always be in his 20s.

Steve smiled.

"Probably the hair is all white, you can afford the most expensive paints, you are not too old to walk, you can carry a drawing board to collect pictures everywhere, and when you are interested, you can sit on the street and paint portraits for passers-by, and only charge one dollar a piece ...isn't it a boring life?"

"On the contrary," Aum shook his head, "I think it's quite charming."

Steve was a little surprised.

"I can imagine that image."

Orm said softly.

"On an ordinary street corner in the city, there is a white-haired old man with a drawing board, and a certain peaked cap lying upside down by his feet. There will be no signs, but there are always interested customers coming forward, sitting upright on a small bench, waiting The portrait is painted, and before leaving happily, I put a note in the peaked cap. The sound of people coming and going on the street seems to be felt outside this small corner, peaceful and peaceful, but the ordinary street corner is because of you. Not normal anymore."

"Wow!"

Peter leaned over, with a piece of Hawaiian pizza in his mouth, and cheered wildly indistinctly.

"Sounds great! Aum, are you a poet!"

"..." Aum suddenly had deep concerns about Peter's literary quality.

Peter didn't realize Aum's subtle gaze, and he was still happily coming up with ideas: "...It's a good idea! Why don't you try it tomorrow, captain? I think New York's Central Park is good! Just treat it as an early experience Retirement life!"

Peter's random idea was unanimously approved by the Avengers.

So, the next day——

Twitter turned into a sea of ​​screaming chickens—

[Look what this is! ! ! !

Drawn by Captain America himself! ! !Hand drawn portraits of me! ! !personally! ! !

Only one dollar! ! !one dollar! ! !

Ahhhh—how could there be such an excellent captain in the world! ! !I'm dying! ! ! 】

In the evening, Steve counted the dollars in his peaked cap, and smilingly invited the Avengers to eat a hamburger. Funds were limited, and each person could only eat one, not even a Coke ╮(╯▽╰)╭.