Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night, I was woken up by the phone next to my pillow. I didn't see a piece of good news, but I watched the scene of the large-scale rollover of my teammates.

Sherlock leaned on the pillow, staring down at the phone with an unclear expression.

Sherlock dared to swear by Mycroft's hairline that in his life, he had never been so sincere in making suggestions for a group of goldfish!

Although this group of goldfish includes Kryptonian goldfish, Asgard goldfish, and Atlantis goldfish, they are not serious earth-born goldfish, but for the sake of chatting in a group for a long time ...

Sherlock actually had a small voice inside, though he never admitted it.

But... Except for Watson, these three goldfish who met on the Internet by chance and then gathered into a small chat group are really the only ones who can chat with him forever and can be called friends .

Unlike McCaw.Mycroft is his brother, a brother who will work hard to clean up the mess for him no matter how bad he is, how troublesome he is, how capable he is and how much he offends others.

It's also different from Watson.Watson is a peerless and kind person, besides the relationship between him and Watson... Cough!

Not the same as those goldfish at Scotland Yard.Scotland Yard had plenty of idiot goldfish who depended on him to solve the case, but couldn't help but spit on him behind their backs, and Lestrade was the only one who could say what he said.Of course, he can count on his heart and mouth because he can speak out the complaints directly!

In short, although Sherlock refuses to directly admit—in fact, he even refused to admit that he and Watson were friends before—that he and the three goldfish are friends, he is very sincere and actively provides a pretty perfect plan for the deep-sea goldfish.

Of course, the biggest reason why he is active is that he has long wanted to go to Gotham, the capital of criminals, to experience it!

Galax Luthor, the clown, turns him on more than a nicotine patch!

Sherlock dares to say that he is really really really really really really really really really really set up a plan for a hundred thousand miles in the deep sea!Really adopted the most understandable and easy-to-execute plan!

In order to put the plan into the heads of the three goldfishes, he even took pains to break down the plan into countless small steps, divide them into the parts that the three goldfish are responsible for, and then explain each step to them in human words clear.

In order for them to understand, he even deliberately wrote out the plan in advance, and then asked Watson to help revise the wording!

result……

God is always right...

Murphy's Law will always happen...

On the important role of pig teammates...

Even an omniscient and omnipotent god might not be able to move these three stupid goldfishes!

When he had a thought and secretly called Mycroft's connecting plane to fly to Gotham, he should have expected that the three goldfish would have countless tricks, making the plan unable to go smoothly...

Consulting detective: 【You stupid goldfish! ! ! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

The stupidest Thunder Hammer in the Nine Realms: […]

If Xuan can't save him, he will be killed by Krypton: […]

Knowing that the basket they poked out could basically declare the plan of consulting detectives to fail, the three of Aum knew they were wrong, and they were scolded silently, as quiet as chickens.

The well-behaved and quiet appearance of the three of them immediately reminded Sherlock of that dog in the neighbor's house. It usually jumped up and down and caused countless troubles. If it really caused a big mess, it would wag its tail and squat down again, with a cute face, trying to seduce Neighbors helped him clean up the mess.

Consult the detective: [How did the clown lose it. 】

Sherlock took three deep breaths before convincing himself to calm down.

Anyway... You already know that these are three stupid goldfish, don't you?I didn't expect them to be reliable, did I?Otherwise, why would he secretly transfer McCoff's special plane to come to Gotham?

Didn't already have a hunch!

Now it's just a premonition coming true!

So what if the premonition came true, he really thought he didn't have a backup plan two, three, four, five, six... countless!

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [I'm sleeping, how do I know? 】

The speed of Lei Sledgehammer's reply to the message was obviously much slower than usual. Through the screen, Aum could feel Lei Sledgehammer's laziness, and maybe even yawned a little.

In fact, Aum did not feel wrong.

At this time, on the big bed in the luxurious executive suite of the Wayne Hotel, a small dark green snake that would probably be ignored if you didn't look carefully, was yawning and lazily poking the phone screen with the tip of its tail.

Consulting detective: [You can't even check the surveillance video? 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: 【Do you think my family owns the hotel?Eyes.jpg]

If Xuan doesn’t save him, it’s because of Krypton’s ability to kill him: [Hey~ The clown’s kind of sneaky person who can sneak from Arkham may not be able to find anything by checking the hotel surveillance~]

Krypton interjected before the consulting detective exploded.

There were a lot of mistakes at the very beginning of the plan, and they had to make up for it quickly, and they didn't have time to appreciate the drama of #咨询侦探怪训雷大池,雷大池火迷失走#.

She still wants to succeed in her plan as soon as possible, kill the clown and Luther, and liberate her brother for the rest of his life!

I haven't seen each other for several months, and I finally met my brother for a meal under the strict guard of a certain bat. As soon as the starter was served, my brother rushed out to clean up the mess caused by the clown/Luthor. really suffer!enough!up!

Stupid paramecium!

Sherlock spurned Lei Sledgehammer 180 times in his heart, but his fingers calmly typed lines on the phone.

Consulting detective: [In the world, as long as you do something, it will inevitably leave traces.Unless the clown disappeared in place to another dimension, I would definitely be able to find him through the hotel surveillance video. 】

Consulting detective: [Of course, the premise is that you are not stupid enough to let the clown destroy the surveillance first. 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

emmm... the surveillance video of Wayne Hotel...

Now he asked his brother to call Bruce again, because he wanted the surveillance video of the Wayne Hotel. Is it possible for him to return to Atlantis with a living brother?

If Xuan can't save him, he will be killed by Krypton: […]

emmm... If she calls her brother at this point and asks her brother to go to Bruce Wayne for the surveillance video, will her brother be able to send her chrysanthemums on this day next year?

The two related households are still wondering whether they have enough guts to harass (da) Gu (mo) (wang) of the Justice League in the middle of the night. The reason is just a surveillance video, and suddenly a new message pops up in the group .

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [I brought the surveillance video, what do you want to see! 】

There was a sudden silence in the group.

Then--

If Xuan doesn't save him, he will die: [How... did you get it? 】

He asked very cautiously, and was extremely worried about Lei Sledgehammer's life.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [It's very simple, find the hotel monitoring room, use a spell, and the two ants in the atrium will obediently give me the video! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

Feel the pill.

If Xuan can't save him, he will be killed by Krypton: […]

Feel the pill.

Do you know who owns Wayne Hotel?

Ray Sledgehammer didn't know, and neither did the consulting detective, all he cared about was how the Joker disappeared from the hotel.

Consulting detective: [I'm already in Gotham, I'm going to the Wayne Hotel to watch the surveillance video. 】

Consulting detective: [Tell me your room number. 】

Under such circumstances, he can still calmly maintain his original intention and insist on finding the clown's trace. Aum almost feels admiration for the consulting detective.

But in fact, Sherlock's idea is - anyway, I'm only responsible for watching the video, as for obtaining the video through drastic means... I didn't do it, and it's not Mycroft's turn to clean up the mess!

Half an hour later, amid Orm and Krypton's fancy concerns about his safety, Sherlock arrived safely at the Wayne Hotel and found Ray Sledgehammer.

Consulting detective: [I'm here, the criminals in Gotham, you can't fight at all!With selfie*1]

Aum clicked on the selfie sent by the consulting detective. A man with curly hair and long face was standing in the hotel room, holding a handful of Desert|Eagle in his left hand and a slender dark green snake in his right hand.

The color tone of the photo is dark, the composition is weird, the camera angle is confusing, and it is a bit blurry. People who don't know the truth will definitely mistake it for a large-scale perverted animal cruelty scene!

Private chat.

If Xuan doesn't save it, Krypton can kill him: [emmm...deep sea, don't we really think about saving Lei Sledgehammer? 】

If Xuan doesn't save him, Krypton will kill him: [If you lose the clown, it's not a crime to die, right? 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [Calm down.Don't you understand the consulting detective? He has a sense of propriety. 】

won't kill...

Krypton looked at Shen Hai's reply in the private chat, and at the selfie of the detective consulting in the group chat, feeling more and more uneasy.

Although it won't be beaten to death, isn't there two options to die with a shot or to be bitten by a snake?

Aum took a last look at Krypton's private chat, and switched back to the group chat interface to observe the situation.Although the reply to Krypton's life was quite calm, but in fact, his heart was also up and down.

group chat.

Consulting detective: [I'm going to start watching the surveillance video, open a video to facilitate communication at any time. 】

Consulting detective: 【Install this. 】

Suddenly, an app installation package with a name full of garbled characters appeared in the group file.

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [What is this? 】

Aum asked casually, and clicked install without waiting for the detective to answer. A few seconds later, a black icon appeared on the desktop of the mobile phone.

Consulting detective: [A small communication software, the communication line is kept secret. 】

If Xuan can't save it, it's Krypton's death: [The communication line is kept secret? ? ? 】

Consulting detective: [Of course, MI[-] uses confidential communication lines, and it will be a big deal if the secrets are leaked. 】

If Xuan doesn't save him, he will be killed by krypton: [...you are so awesome...]

Within a few words, Aum and the others had installed the software according to the detective's request, and entered the room designated by him.

Aum's mobile phone screen is divided into three large ones and four small ones. The three big screens belong to three netizens respectively, and the small one is his own screen.

The curly-haired man in a black coat should be a consulting detective, matching the photo just now.

The lady with golden hair should be the only woman in the group - Krypton Ming.

Then the third screen should be... where is Lei Sledgehammer?Why only one snake? ?Consulting detectives wouldn't actually kill him, would they? ? ?

Just when Aum was nervous and wondering, a crisp female voice came from the phone:

"Now that the video is on, let's just exchange names! After all, it's okay when chatting in the group, but if I really want to say a name like 'Xuanbuhuufeikrypton can kill', I feel really shameful." It’s a bit heavy! I’ll start first, Kara-Eyer, a Kryptonian, you all know who my brother is~”

Consulting detectives are the first to respond.

"Sherlock Holmes, the famous consulting detective in Europe, the savior of Scotland Yard. My brother is a bald and fat man who claims to be the British government!"

Aum was quite speechless at Sherlock's narcissism, twitched the corner of his mouth, and was the second to follow.

"Aum, the little prince of Atlantis, you all know who my brother is."

Then there's Lei Sledgehammer left...

So, Aum watched helplessly as the dark green snake in the third picture opened its mouth, showing its small fangs, and let out a human voice lazily!

"Rocky Lawfison. My brother is that stupid Hammer in the New York Avengers."

"You are Loki?!" Aum suddenly realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something.

Loki: "Otherwise? What do you think I am?"

Aum: "...I thought...you were brought by the consulting detective to kill Lei Sledgehammer..."

Kara silently made a +1 gesture.