Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Why did I accidentally click on the speakerphone?

Kara couldn't help but think of Sherlock's usual sentence pattern to mock her - IQ is a good thing, although I don't expect you to understand this sentence.

She got it!

She really understands now!

But nothing works anymore!

Next... Will she have the honor to be... the first unlucky person to be killed by Batman 〒▽〒?

"No, no..."

Kara's trembling voice came from behind Clark, her voice trembling but her tone firmly denied:

"Bruce, you heard me wrong!"

Dick simply didn't know whether to thank Kara for successfully diverting Bruce's attention, or to show symbolic sympathy, or to appreciate Kara's courage?

Kara's voice was almost trembling, and she was still so determined to fool her father as if she was deaf...

To be honest, Dick really couldn't figure out why Kara was so afraid of her father?

The brothers have a natural sense of awe towards their father. After all, Dad will always be a father. Even if they are really old enough to beat them when they are 90 years old, the awe will always be there.

But Kara... Dick looked back carefully, but couldn't find anything in his memory that might have caused Kara to be afraid of her father from the bottom of her heart.

It's impossible to be like the kids in Gotham, who grew up listening to the stories of the Dark Knight. Even if they grow up to be [-] meters tall, they will still be cowardly when facing Batman, right?

(Kara: That's because none of you accidentally objected to the "improper" relationship between your brother and the big black bat, and then the big bat broke the window and entered QAQ in the middle of the night!!! It's a lifetime of psychological shadow ok!!!)

"is it?"

Bruce smiled, but there was no warmth in his eyes.

Dick was deeply skeptical, and that was an exasperated laugh.

"So—" Bruce asked again, "—clown?"

Kara was in a hurry... in a hurry... in a hurry: "Sherlock is going to see a circus performance! He likes to see funny clowns!"

Bruce: "Orm?"

Kara: "He asked Orm to go to the circus with him!"

Bruce: "Metropolis?"

Kara: "The circus is in the Metropolis!"

"master--"

Alfred handed the phone to Bruce with a strange expression, and said:

"Recently there is indeed an internationally renowned circus performing in the metropolis."

Thanks Rao! ! !

Assisted by the gods from heaven!

Thank you for the help from the unknown international famous circus!After passing this level, I will let Aum take care of your field! !Three games in a row to show our gratitude! ! !

Carla wiped her forehead and wiped the cold sweat from her hands.

"Oh," Bruce nodded, and said without emotion: "So, the person who called just now was called by the person named Sherlock you just mentioned, and what he wants to tell you is-he wants to Go to the Metropolis and find Orm, and watch the circus show together, especially the clown farce?"

"right……"

Kara nodded halfway and suddenly froze!

Ma Dan!

When Sherlock called just now, he didn't announce his family name!She was the one who told Bruce his name with a bald mouth!

"……correct."

Kara finished the second half of the paragraph with tears in her eyes, and swore in her heart that she would go to Sherlock's to sign up for an IQ improvement course when she got back, and book three courses of QAQ first!

"Is that so-"

Bruce said, even nodded.

"It can attract Orm and the famous consulting detective in Europe... By the way, Sherlock is the consulting detective in Europe, right? Sherlock Holmes, the youngest son of the Holmes family, Kara, you know that the Holmes family is still quite rich. Famous? Especially the eldest son of the Holmes family."

"...No, I don't know... Sherlock and I are netizens, netizens, consulting detectives, I really don't know..."

Cara felt that her eye sockets were really getting wet, and she was crying stupidly by herself.

How did Bruce figure it out? ! ! !

Why is there such a big gap between people? ! ! !

"Then you can know now. Kara, you are already an adult. Clark and I have no objection to your being too close with netizens. If you can develop a wonderful romantic relationship from it, it would be good..."

Kara's excuses of being ready to charge at any time in her mouth were all blocked by Bruce's magic pen, and it was stuck in her throat, which almost suffocated her!The face is instantly green into a lawn!

what? !

love? !

With whom? !

Sherlock? !

Is TM a love affair or a slow suicide? !

Clark shook his head slightly at Bruce, disapproving.

Bruce changed his voice and educated Kara.

"...However, if you have a close relationship with a netizen whose real name you don't know very well, from the perspective of women's own protection, this is not very safe."

Kara: "..."

Who is she?

where is she?

Is she really an invulnerable Kryptonian?

Bruce also found that after he was interrupted by Clark, the topic that he forcibly reversed went a little far, and he forcibly turned the topic back:

"Since it's a circus that can attract Orm and Mr. Holmes at the same time, the performance must be very exciting. Alfred, book a ticket. Today Clarke and I will take Jason and Damian to the Metropolis to watch the circus performance."

Alfred bowed gracefully: "Yes, sir."

Kara opened her dull mouth wide, and her brain was seriously insufficient.

no!wait!

what happened? !

How could it take only a few sentences and two sentences, and the matter turned into that half of the Batmen were dispatched to the metropolis? !

"Today's temporary booking, I guess we won't be able to book a good seat," Kara said awkwardly, "Why don't we do it tomorrow..."

I think it can save QAQ again!

"VIP box, the best viewing area, sir." Alfred interrupted Carla, and said, "As long as you have money, there are no tickets that you can't buy, Miss Carla."

"..."

In the end, Carla wiped her face and said sadly: "Bruce is the master, but I am the lady. Is the seniority not right?"

Fuck it!

do not care!

Bruce's IQ crushed her, and his wealth also crushed her man, how could she handle it!

Or let Bruce go directly to the metropolis to confront Sherlock!

"Because you are unmarried, Miss Carla."

Carla didn't expect that Alfred really answered her.

But...it sounds like Bruce is not single!Does he have a marriage certificate?

"If you want to see the marriage certificate..."

"Okay, okay, I get it! Afu, you don't need to say it!"

Kara waved her hands repeatedly at Alfred in a breakdown.

"Isn't it just a marriage certificate? If you have money, you can do whatever you want, right!"

"No—" Alfred blinked, very playful, "Spending money is not a legal husband and wife relationship after all, I just want to reasonably promote the passage of the same-sex marriage bill."

Clark instantly blushed.

"Hey~~~~~~~~~~~~" Jason whistled angrily, with a malicious smile on his face, "Affleck is much more flirtatious than you, father!"

After finishing speaking, Jason suddenly shortened his body and slid down the sofa onto the carpet.Looking up again, a bat dart was stuck on the back of the sofa, the end was still trembling slightly, making a faint clanking sound.And a tea tray is bouncing up and down on the sofa cushion, showing the great force with which it was thrown.

Jason raised his hand to touch his head, and a handful of broken hair immediately fell down, adding two coolness to the top of his head.

Jason cursed silently.

I wipe!Should the old man be so cruel!

Even if he slowed down by 0.1 second, now the bat dart is stuck on his nose instead of the back of the sofa!

"At seven o'clock tomorrow morning, please come to the annex building of the manor to attend your etiquette class on time, Master Jason." Alfred kindly announced Jason's end.

"I have something to say!"

Jason suddenly raised his right hand.

After sliding off the sofa, Jason didn't bother to get up and crawl back, so he simply sat down on the carpet.As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone looked down at him in unison.

Tsk!Really beep - very upset!Jason scratched the carpet before saying:

"When I entered Gotham, I met a sneaky guy in a police uniform, and the smell of guilty conscience could be smelled hundreds of meters away. So, adhering to the fact that my father is the patron saint of Gotham..."

Dick quietly made a disgusted look at Jason.

"... because of his humanitarian concept, he was arrested and taken to the police station and thrown to Chief Gordon. Coincidentally, the one I caught also had brown hair."

Jason tried to make his smile look cute, but it obviously didn't work very well.

"Afu, can providing information be used as a meritorious service?"

"Okay," Alfred smiled kindly, his suit was neat and there was no trace of wrinkle, and it was completely impossible to tell that he just threw the tea tray like a discus.

"I'll give you a 1% discount, and you can finish class [-] minute earlier every day." Alfred smiled and stroked Jason's dog's head.

"By the way," Alfred suddenly remembered something, turned to Kara and asked, "The VIP box is very spacious, Miss Kara, do you want to go together?"

No more.

Not interested in.

Goodbye!

Kara shook her head decisively, frantically.

Even if she broke her neck here today, she would never follow her to the Metropolis!

The confrontation between high IQs is something that a stupid goldfish like her can get along with 〒▽〒...

"Okay, Miss Carla. Master, I'll prepare the helicopter first. What time do you plan to leave?"

"Clark and I go straight there—is it okay, Clark?" Bruce asked Clark for his opinion symbolically, and seeing him nod, he continued to order Alfred: "Alf, take Jason and Damian straight Lift the plane."

A few minutes later, watching Clark disappear into the air with Bruce in his arms, Kara still couldn't recover.

It was just an accidental pressing of the speakerphone, and Bruce guessed Sherlock and Metropolis out of the cocoon, and then he didn't continue to ask?

No more questions?

Really stop asking what they did?

And stop asking what they plan to do?

Don't even ask anymore...wait!Carla suddenly had a terrible idea!

Bruce doesn't ask anything, maybe it's because... he knows everything, right? ! ! !

Frightened by her guess, Kara took out her phone in despair and pressed Sherlock's number.

***

Watching Sherlock touching the phone, dialing, cheating, and hanging up in one go, Watson couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Sherlock's collar, and roared, "What did you just say?! Going to the Metropolis?!"

"Of course!"

Sherlock broke Watson's fingers and snatched back the collar.

"The clown is in Metropolis!"

"what?"

Watson sneered.

"So you're going to Metropolis? Do you remember when you were banned from Gotham by the Gotham Police?"

"Restriction of personal liberty is against the law, John."

Sherlock looked disapproving.

"is it?"

Watson suddenly pounced on Sherlock, pushed him down on the bed, put one hand on his shoulder and the other on his chest, curled up his legs neatly and sat on Sherlock's waist, firmly Put people down.

This... this pose...

John is...so... so eager?

Is it because he's been busy with Aum's business lately and neglected John?

But... it's not so good here, is it?How to persuade John?For example, if you promise him to finish all these tasks, you will... feed him well?

Two patches of red rose on Sherlock's cheeks, and his hands rested on Watson's chest symbolically, persuading him in a weak tone:

"John, this is the scene of the crime, so you can't... Anyway, can you get up first? I promise you, I'll feed you when I'm busy..."

"Ah!"

Watson's sneer and the sudden tightness on his wrist woke up Sherlock who was immersed in the sweet topic of "What should I do if my boyfriend is clingy".

Shocked, Sherlock held his hands up to his eyes—the wrists were firmly bound by a tie and knotted in numerous knots.

Look carefully at the words, the tie still looks familiar?

Sherlock tried to move his wrist, but found that unless Watson found out with his conscience, or let him find a sharp weapon such as scissors, he would not be able to break free for a while.

"what?"

Watson sneered and searched all the places on Sherlock's body that might be hiding things. As expected, he found a bunch of strange things such as thin wire blades, which did not look serious at first glance.

Ask him what he wants to do?

Still blush?

how?Do you really think that he wants to sleep here?

At the crime scene, only perverts are so serious!

Confiscating all the items that were searched, Watson touched Sherlock's face lovingly, and said gently: "Nothing, I just take you back to restrict personal freedom, be good~"

The author has something to say:

Sherlock: Be good, sir!You don't want to get out of bed tomorrow, do you?

Little angels look at me look at me look at me!

Sherlock is attacking!Fuhua CP!Please follow the author and repeat three times aloud \(￣︶￣)／.

Watson just got angry and overwhelmed others, and said to sleep with Sherlock in a hurry, in fact... Watson's posture is a navel orange~~~

The author Zha edited that paragraph urgently, I hope this time the little angels can see the status of the attack_(:з」∠)_Look at the sincere little eyes of the author Jun!

Thanks to the little angel Louge for mine~(づ￣3￣)づ╭

Thank you ⊙▽⊙ little angel mine~ your name is so cute~

Thank you Mumumumu for the nutrient solution irrigation~ Memoda~

The mine and nutrient solution received on Valentine's Day, the author feels like he has passed the festival too hehehe!

cough!So...apologize to the little angels!

There are often some typos in the author's chapters, which have a not-so-good impact on the reading sense of the little angels, such as "konw" for "know" and "de" for "get"_(:з)∠ )_

Solemnly apologize to the little angels!

In the future, the author will try to spare time every day to check the new chapters before sending them out to eliminate typos!

Of course, I also continue to implore the little angels, if you find Chong Chong, remind the author of the fungus~ Meme!