Pei Gonggui

1. Small Theater · Over the Wall and Beyond

"Don't don't! Don't jump!"

By the rockery in the backyard of Qingyun Prison, Pei Jun stretched his arms to catch him under the courtyard wall, looking anxiously at the young man in white who had climbed to the top of the wall.

"Jiang Yue, if you jump, you will break your leg, don't jump!"

Jiang Yue supported the bricks and tiles on the high wall, and looked at him safely while riding on the top of the wall: "Then why didn't you break your leg every time you turned over?"

Pei Jun: "My skin is rough and my flesh is thick, but my bones are hard."

Jiang Yue glanced at him, not wanting to listen to him: "Get out of the way."

"I won't let you." Pei Jun simply stood still, and opened his arms to him, "If you want to jump, jump on me, and I will back you up."

In an instant, a snow-white figure flew down.Pei Jun stepped forward to catch it with quick eyesight, but was brought by Bai Ying and fell to the bluestone floor with a bang, landed on his back, and let out a muffled groan.

"How are you?" Jiang Yue asked anxiously.

Pei Jun grinned his teeth and opened his eyes, seeing that Jiang Yue in his arms was safe and sound, he breathed a sigh of relief, hugged him tightly and smiled wryly: "Oh, it's a good thing you're fine...but it scared me to death."

Jiang Yue lay on his chest but kept a straight face: "Now you finally know how scared I am every time you climb over the wall."

Pei Jun was taken aback for a moment, and the person in his arms moved slightly to come closer.

The corners of the lips touched with warmth.

Returning to his senses, it was Jiang Yue who looked down at him and said in a low voice, "You are not allowed to climb over the wall in the future."

Pei Jun hastily said, "Good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good then... kiss again?"

"Let go."

"Kiss again!"

"Tell you to let go."

"……Oh."

……

[...So this is a daily routine of strict wife management. 】

【...It's strange. 】

When Jiang Yue gathered up his clothes and was about to get up, the world suddenly turned around in front of his eyes, and Pei Jun had already shifted his position and suppressed him in the next moment.Before he could make a sound in shock, Pei Jun had already sucked his face and mouth twice, and he couldn't help but curse: "Bastard, get out of the way."

Pei Jun raised his hand and pinched his little face, giggling leisurely:

"Jiang Yue, why are you so cute?"

2. Small Theater·Looking at the Stars

After the rain in March, the evening stars are in the sky.

Pei Jun finished his official business for a day and traveled southward from the garrison camp. When Jiang Yue and Xiao Lin finished their military training, he asked Jiang Yue to go to the tea mountain to look at the stars together.

Jiang Yue's horse was still hoofed in the stable, so forget it.Unexpectedly, Pei Jun pulled Xiao Lin's horse and jumped up, throwing his whip into his arms: "Come on, you ride on my horse."

The two patted their horses and ran towards Changfeng, leaving Xiao Lin surrounded by a crowd of soldiers and saw it later, he broke out and yelled: "Pei Jun, you old bandit! You fucking took my horse, why should I return?" Go to camp!"

Surrounded by soldiers and generals laughing and clamoring, from far away, only Pei Jun's indistinct voice——

"drive!"

Spring has entered Zhong.After entering the forest and getting off the horse, I looked up at the stars hanging on the top of the sky, which looked like countless tiny candles sinking in the deep blue sea, and the moonlight filled thousands of miles, and let the wind pick it up again, holding one by one. The ground is sprinkled among the undulating pine waves, and the traces are like silver.

Jiang Yue was almost intoxicated by the night wind that crushed the scent of camellias.Being held by Pei Jun to walk towards the top of the mountain, he raised his head and had no time to look at the road, his eyes were illuminated by the starlight:

"Why do you suddenly want to look at the stars today?"

Pei Jun turned around: "Why, it doesn't look good?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Yue looked back at him from the sky, frowned tiredly, and said after a moment of silence: "It looks good. Why isn't it good-looking."

Sitting on the ground at the top of the mountain, the surroundings of the two of them were too quiet, so quiet that they could hear the beating hearts of the people around them, and the wind penetrated into their ears, whispering quietly.

Pei Jun leaned back on Jiang Yue's lap, and slowly counted the night sky for him: "One, two, three, four—"

Jiang Yue really thought he was noisy, so he covered his mouth with his hand: "You can't rest after a day of tiredness?"

Pei Jun squeezed the palm of his hand and kissed him, took it away but still looked at the sky with a smile and said: "... Eleven, twelve, thirteen..."

The stars in the sky are endless, and I don't know how long it will be noisy if I count them down.Jiang Yue simply lowered his head and sealed his mouth, and gradually parted from the lingering breath, and looked at him with the tip of his nose: "You mean it."

Pei Jun smiled: "I don't, I just count the stars."

Jiang Yue said, "That's countless."

"It's innumerable." Pei Jun raised his hand and hooked his neck.

"...But there are countless stars, but there is only one you."

3. Tanabata

To tell you the truth, Qixi Festival has always been a serious disaster for Pei Jun.

Since he joined Jingzhao Division as Shaoyin at the age of 23, preparing for the Qixi Festival has been the heaviest burden of his department's duties after Enke, and the heaviest burden outside the New Year's Eve—the degree of chaos is even worse than that of Enke. , solar terms and customs are no less than that of the New Year, so it has always been a time of frequent corrections.Therefore, during this festival, he always had to work overtime and was very busy.

This year's Qixi Festival is also the same as usual.Since the beginning of July, Pei Jun has been busy turning into a spinning top.At a time when other people are in love with each other, he has to sit alone in the official office of the department and sign the cases of land occupation, counterfeiting, quarrels among the people, and disorderly construction. No matter how he thinks about it, he will I feel so miserable.

However, this is not the most tragic.

The most tragic thing is that every time he returned to the mansion, Jiang Yue, who was supposed to play chess pieces with him, was not in the mansion at all.

Whenever Pei Jun is free, Jiang Yue, who is also in charge of the military affairs of the five cities, may go out to patrol the streets. Every morning and every night, Pei Jun would not be in the same place, and when he was half asleep at night, he was hugged in Pei Jun's arms in a daze, and a letter could be sent from the forbidden court to let Jiang Yue return to the palace to take care of things.

Wow, Pei Jun is really mad, so angry that he wakes up in the morning of the sixth day of the lunar new year, depressed, touching the empty bed beside him, feeling very uncomfortable in every possible way, and finally secretly figured out a way to meet Jiang Yue on Qixi Festival See you last time.

On the night of the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, Jiang Yue was in the palace approving the papers, when suddenly someone from Wucheng Bingmasi reported an important case, saying that there was a fire in the south of the city, and three or five houses had been burned down in succession. It was terribly frightening. .

As soon as Jiang Yue heard this, he immediately took the whip and seized the horse, and ran out of Yuanchen gate.

At this time, one can see from the Yuanchen Gate that the north and south of the city are already very lively, and the fragrance of purses wafting from the east and west alleys and the avenues in the city is like drowning people in a sea of ​​flowers.The road was bustling with vendors, Jiang Yue left the palace gate and had to abandon his horse for a sedan chair and hurried on. As he approached the streets and alleys in the south of the city, he saw bright lights in the distance.

He dismounted from his horse, stepped forward, and took a closer look, only to see that the flames in the room were not flowing water, but clusters of gorgeous fireworks of different colors, bursting out from the thick fire tubes on the ground. Jumping to the sky, it looks like fiery trees and silver flowers blooming steeply among the cottages, and there are hundreds of them blooming along the street. At one time, they are dazzling, far better than gold and silver candles in the world.

Jiang Yue was puzzled by this, and Ying frowned slightly: "There are many wooden beams in the houses in the streets and alleys. According to the law, burning such fireworks and firecrackers is forbidden. Who the hell is it—"

"do you like it?"

Suddenly a pair of healthy arms embraced him from behind, Pei Jun's voice rang beside his ear, and the warmth touched his ear tip lightly, "I'm an idiot trying to trick you out of the palace, but the flower After a lot of effort, the fireworks were brought in, and the common people were invited to leave, but you finally came out!"

Jiang Yue was taken aback when he heard the words, and immediately realized, he raised his eyebrows and looked back at Pei Jun: "Please leave the people?"

Pei Jun raised his hand and scratched the tip of his nose: "Hmm...they were blown away, they were blown away." Anyway, it's a common thing.

"Where did the fireworks come from?"

"Well... I paid it from Mei Liu the morning before yesterday." But Pei Yan gave him a lesson.

Jiang Yue looked at him with a smile and said, "How dare you say that it took a lot of effort?"

Pei Jun looked at his smiling face and pecked: "It doesn't matter. As long as I can trick you out of the palace, it will be a great skill for me."

"That's a coincidence." Jiang Yue raised his eyebrows and grabbed his wrist, pointing to him at the north imperial city, with a smile that seemed helpless, but also filled with gentle joy, "Pei Jun, I also spent a lot of effort , originally, I wanted to trick you into entering the palace..."

At this time, it was precisely Wu hour, and as soon as his words fell in the palace wall, a sinking bell suddenly sounded, like a beast humming.The next moment, Pei Jun followed Jiang Yue's finger to look, and saw dozens of fire beads suddenly bursting out from behind the palace wall, all flying up to the sky, against the backdrop of the vast night, bursting in the air in an instant, like giant flowers blooming alternately, For a moment, it was extremely bright and magnificent.

Pei Jun was amazed, tied Jiang Yue in his arms and asked him: "Where did you get these fireworks? They are big and beautiful, I'm afraid they are not cheap, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has never approved such a fee."

Jiang Yue raised his head and lightly pecked the corner of his lips and said, "I stole the peace gift from Qiu Yuanzhi this year."

As soon as the three characters came out, the two of them immediately laughed together among the high and low fireworks in the north and south, very similar to the young man who supported the wall to make trouble twenty years ago, and the fireworks flashed across the sky and burst into light and shadow, which also seemed to illuminate the long way to come.

Pei Jun held Jiang Yue in his arms and kissed her tightly, and said in a low voice, "This is a coincidence, we will never be separated from now on, we will live together every year."

4. Eat crabs

[A very, very broken Xihe Ben four short joke. 】

[Our surname is Pei, really. 】

[It is said to be broken, it is really broken. 】

[A public welfare short story with profound educational significance. 】

[The production cost is quite low. 】

After the flood in the east of the river subsided, a lot of live crabs with creamy fleshy feet were tributed from the government road, and they were sent to Beijing by special personnel on horseback. Within three days, they had already reached the forbidden court.When the basket was uncovered, the blue crabs wielded their tongs and were very brave. They were bubbling and bubbling, and they didn't seem to be shaken at all, which looked very fresh.

Delicious delicacies in the world are often available, but rare ones are hard to come by.Jiang Yue always knew that Pei Jun was greedy for fresh food. With such good things, he naturally ordered twenty or so biggest ones to form a first base.

Pei Jun woke up from a nap and opened his eyes. He could smell the smell of crabs from a long distance away. He walked to the flower hall in his clothes and saw plates of steamed red crabs set up on a table. Fa, who was sitting at the table raised his eyebrows and smiled at him: "Come and eat."

Pei Jun rushed to the table with a brisk stride.

The servants covered their eyes for a while, and then Jiang Yue said, "I told you to eat crabs!"

Pei Jun: "...Oh. Oh, it turns out to be eating crabs. Well, well, eat. Oh, it's delicious, it's delicious."

Only when the servants heard the sound of shelling, did they dare to remove their hands covering their eyes.

Jiang Yue reluctantly ate two, but was so overwhelmed by the yellow paste that he couldn't eat it.However, Pei Jun really loves fresh food and eats it to his heart's content.After eating two dishes, he didn't feel very satisfied, so he called the kitchen to stir-fry spicy, mashed garlic, and sweet and sour dishes, and continued to peel the shells while chatting with ginger.

This posture frightened Jiang Yue: "Don't eat it, it's bad for your stomach. You don't know, it's like I can't pay the salary, and I can starve the courtiers like this..."

Pei Jun peeled off a crab claw in twos and put it in his bowl, and continued to pick up the next crab: "I have been busy these two days to settle old debts for flood victims, and I really haven't eaten well, so you just follow me." .”

Speaking of this, Jiang Yue couldn't bear to persuade him anymore, so he had to let him use his strength to eat up the whole table of crabs.

Pei Jun also instructed Jiang Yue: Come and see if there are any royal relatives left in the palace after the distribution, and bring some back.

After saying this, he pulled Jiang Yue into the bedroom, and said seriously: "Jiang Yue, I finally have a three-day holiday here, um...Look, we can eat seven crabs today. There are eight tricks, these three days we can't..."

That night, the servants guarding the court silently covered their ears.

But covering my ears didn't help much.

In the middle of the night, I suddenly heard a rush of rustling in the room.I thought it was hot inside, but the next moment I saw Pei Jun rushing out of the bedroom and heading straight for the toilet, and brought Jiang Yue out of the room with an angry roar: "I call you greedy!"

The next moment, Jiang Yue went to the yard with a livid face and sat down, asking someone to fetch water for a bath.

The servants agreed, and a few servant girls opened the door of the bedroom silently, and fanned the air quietly from the inside out.

However, the anger dissipated, but Mr. Pei's stomach didn't stop. He ran to the toilet for two days, and he kept taboo about his illness, and refused to ask a doctor. After all, he felt that it was embarrassing to have a bad stomach at this age.

On the morning of the third day, Jiang Yue finally couldn't bear it any longer, so he asked an imperial doctor to prescribe the dispelling cold powder and Zhixie pill, and told him to take it in a cold voice.

Two doses were taken, and the disease was cured. Only Mr. Pei was left lying on the couch with blurry eyesight, looking at the flying cranes and broken flowers on the top of the tent, still brooding: "Oh my Xunxiu, hey my belly, hey, Jiang Yue and I have seven or eight tricks—”

Before he finished speaking, the servants in the room suddenly covered their eyes again.

Looking between his fingers, he saw King Jin sitting sideways on the edge of the bed, separated from Pei Jun, but still resting his hand on Pei Jun's ear, and asked in a bad voice, "Who is to blame?"

Pei Jun suddenly fell silent.After a while, he still didn't give up: "It's your fault..."

In an instant, I saw the thin quilt on the couch lifted, and the servants hurriedly covered their eyes again, but Pei Jun's call sounded in the room: "Don't, don't, don't! Don't take advantage of others! Jiang Yue—be obedient, be good, be more Yue, Old Jiang, let’s talk about it! Don’t, don’t, don’t... It’s dirty, it’s dirty, don’t take off your pants, I have to go to the toilet again..."

Jiang Yue let him go and stood up, kicking his ass: "If you tell you to eat crabs, you really eat crabs, idiot."

Pei Jun: "...????"

Therefore, choosing to eat crabs was... a mistake from the very beginning.

This story tells us: eat less of what should not be eaten, in order to eat more of what should be eaten.Encourage each other. ?

5. Blind sniper · cherish hope

『The structure of UA "Honey Cicada" is relaxed. 』

"The world of "Honey Cicada" is really happy. Pei and Jin are young lovers, in their prime of life, one goes to the battlefield and the other goes to the court. The two hearts are in harmony, there is no turning around, and the suspicion and dragging over the years will not happen. Everything could be very different.Pei Jun's mentality is different from when he was growing up alone. His attitude towards Zhang Ling may be changed, and even Zhang Ling can be changed. It is also possible that he will no longer be scolded by the world as a power raper, but will only gain a good reputation. If this continues, the story will be another story. A look. 』

"From the end to now, a week has passed, and the comments are full of joy, anger, criticism and praise. I am grateful and educated, but the word "end" is not really the end for the author. The revision before the actual draft is my own. It is another catastrophe. All kinds of bitterness here are not enough for outsiders to understand, and they need to be faced and dealt with one by one. Now I can only say sorry to the disappointed readers, and also say to the readers who still trust me: Thank you You guys, please wait a little longer.Afterwards, I will try to reply to some of your comments, especially the [-]-word long comment from an enthusiastic kid.I am really grateful to everyone who accompanied me all the way to finish writing. Thank you for your Amway and encouragement during this time. It is not easy for me, and it is really not easy for everyone.During the Dragon Boat Festival, Guigui is here to wish everyone a smooth life, happiness and health. 』