My cat has become a sperm

In the past, Tutu didn't think much about cultivation. They were born with a long lifespan. Even if they couldn't cultivate into adults, they could still live for thousands of years. Therefore, during the training period in the human world, he came here purely as a vacation. of.

It's just that when Yaosheng has a goal, and the time limit for accomplishing this goal is short, then all things that are conducive to cultivation will naturally be taken to heart.

After what happened that day, Xu Tutu has been waiting for his merit reward, but until Zhang Kai's mother came back from the hospital, there was no bullshit.Xu Tutu couldn't figure it out at all, he just participated in the last kidnapping and got a lot of merits, why didn't he lose it this time? Could it be that Xu Miao is really the darling of heaven, and the only way to get involved with him relationship, will there be merit?

But Xu Tutu soon forgot his merits, because Zhang's mother, who came back from the hospital, seemed to be a different person, holding him in her arms all day long, screaming her sweetheart, and always saying If it weren't for him that day, I would really have died. I never thought that raising a rabbit could protect the family. This is so strange and so fortunate.

After Zhang's mother put him on his heart, Xu Tutu's life became even more difficult. If it wasn't for Zhang Kai's strong efforts to stop him, his mother would even want to take Xu Tutu to sleep with him at night, then he really wanted to dead.

Now Zhang's mother wants to take Tutu with her wherever she goes, whether it's shopping for groceries, taking a walk, or even playing mahjong, she has to carry it on her body. In other words, she feels more secure.Anyway, a rabbit weighs only a few catties at its heaviest, and it doesn't weigh too much when held in the hand every day. After being inseparable for a few days, Xu Tutu will go crazy, and Zhang Kai will also go crazy.

His mother is no longer urging him to get married, and she doesn't know whether this incident caused his mother to have a psychological shadow, or whether she survived a catastrophe, so she looked away and let Zhang Kai handle her own affairs, and she didn't bother Intervened, and said that he would really stop interfering in the future.

This was originally something to be happy about. After all, Zhang Kai really has no plans to get married and fall in love now. Maybe he had in the past, but since Tutu was exposed, his relationship with Tutu at home is actually no different from the two-person world. It made Zhang Kai a little reluctant to have his current life ruined by three people.Even because of the prototype of Tutu, Zhang Kai accepted it more naturally and got along more comfortably.

If the other party is a person, unless they are naturally very compatible, it will take a lot of time and a lot of things to get in touch with each other. But for animals, people are not defensive at first, even after knowing that the other party is a demon, and because of the previous relationship. Accumulated, also can't guard against.

What's more, after getting along for so long, Zhang Kai knows what kind of temperament Tutu is, that is, he is a bit arrogant, but he is even easier to coax than the cat upstairs when he pets him.Sometimes Zhang Kai finds it very interesting to see the arrogant little rabbit, so much so that Zhang Kai doesn't know when he has lost his mind.

Perhaps it is unconsciously getting along, Xu Tutu is a goblin after all, has his own thinking, they can communicate and interact, even if he is a rabbit, after a long time, Zhang Kai's subconscious will no longer fully understand him. As a rabbit, when Xu Tutu is placed on an equal footing with himself, it is actually very easy to get along with each other.

Or maybe after seeing Xu Miao become a human being, he slowly became interested.Although Zhang Kai understands that these things are all based on Tutu becoming a human being, but now as long as he thinks of getting along with another person, from now on Tutu will pretend to be an ordinary house pet, and maybe even leave He, Zhang Kai, felt that life would become very boring, and just thinking about it made him feel repulsed.

What's more, thinking that there will be another person in his future, Zhang Kai has the illusion of cheating.

Looking at the roof with a headache, if he really wants to live with Tutu for the rest of his life, his mother will never see him get married until he dies, maybe he will regret leaving even if he leaves.

Zhang Kai turned over, hugged Tutu, who was clutching his pajamas and kept complaining about the torture he had suffered during this period, into his arms, and sighed: "It would be great if you could become a human being."

The Tutu who was complaining suddenly fell silent, hooked his paws on the quilt and said, "How about becoming a human?"

Zhang Kai touched the rabbit ears and said: "In this way, I can bring you to my mother and tell her that this is the person I want to live with for the rest of my life. I will remember that I am lonely and alone, at least I have someone to accompany, someone to take care of, and someone to support each other."

Xu Tutu snorted softly, and said in a low voice, "Who said that I want to spend my whole life with you, your human life is so short."

Zhang Kai said with a smile: "You promised."

Xu Tutu exploded immediately: "When did I promise that!" How could he promise such an important matter? Did he treat him as that silly cat upstairs who just gave up his whole life in a daze.

Zhang Kai took the furry bunny back into his arms again: "Do you still remember the first day we met?"

Xu Miao squinted at him, what does this have to do with what they are talking about now.

Zhang Kai's eyes recalled: "I said at the time, would you like to go with me? I will take good care of you and raise you for the rest of your life." He looked at Xu Tutu and said, "At that time, you took the initiative to reach out. The paw followed me, did you say you agreed?"

Xu Tutu's eyes widened in an instant: "Then you are talking about raising a rabbit for a lifetime, and the lifespan of a rabbit is only ten to 15 years."

Zhang Kai asked with a smile: "But I was asking about you, not other rabbits."

Xu Tutu corrected: "You didn't know I was a demon at the time! You are just an ordinary rabbit!"

Zhang Kai snorted: "I don't care, I'm asking you, not other rabbits, you agreed."

Xu Tutu exploded: "You are playing a rascal!"

"You promised yourself, you can't say nothing."

"Rogue, rogue, rogue! I didn't agree!"

"You promised. If you didn't agree, why would you come with me? I don't care. You agreed."

One person, one rabbit is not too boring, and it keeps repeating the mentally retarded dialogue that you agreed, you are a rascal, until you fall asleep unconsciously.

When Xu Tutu was still muttering about rascals in his sleep, a large golden light of merit and virtue floated in from the window like a star cluster. The demon instinct began to absorb and practice before he was conscious. When I was doing something, I woke up suddenly, and then saw the sporadic light in the room, my heart skipped a beat, and I immediately got up and meditated.

This merit is more than what Xu Tutu expected. Tutu also caught murderers before, but Tutu obviously didn't say as much at that time as now, so it can't be that this is heaven's late compensation.But no matter what, these things are given to him now, and they belong to him.

Even if these merits can't help him transform into form directly, they can still increase his cultivation. No matter what, this wave of accidents has made him a fortune.Sure enough, it's better to do good deeds quickly, Xu Tutu was thinking about whether he should do good deeds or not while practicing.

Then I couldn't help thinking about it, there are actually quite a lot of monsters in the human world now, but why didn't the news spread back to the Monster League, saying that doing good deeds can get merit?It's not like this kind of thing is hidden among the goblins, or is it that they are special?

Although he was thinking in a mess, the speed of cultivation was not slow at all. When he absorbed all the meritorious power, it would be dawn early.

As soon as Xu Tutu opened his eyes, he saw Zhang Kai leaning on the bedside and playing with his mobile phone. He jumped up excitedly, and a pair of big rabbits stepped on Zhang Kai's chest: "I got the golden light of merit last night! There are still many of them! "

Zhang Kai touched his head, removed him from his body, and stretched his waist by the way: "You finally woke up, I don't think this is the way, my mother knocked on the door early in the morning and said she would take you I went shopping for groceries, and asked me why I didn’t go to work. In order for my mother not to disturb your cultivation, I asked for leave, and I felt that I had to do something so that my mother could go back to my hometown as soon as possible.”

Xu Tutu said dissatisfied: "Hey! I said I got the golden light of merit!"

Only then did Zhang Kai look at him: "I see. I guessed it when I woke up in the morning and saw you practicing. Are you hungry? My mother is out, so I'll fry some luncheon meat for you?"

Seeing that Zhang Kai wasn't as happy as him, Xu Tutu snorted dissatisfied, but still nodded and ordered some luncheon meat. He was taken by his mother sooner or later these days, and he didn't eat anything properly.

When Xu Tutu ate and questioned why the golden light of merit was more than he expected, Zhang Kai said: "That may be a complete liquidation."

Xu Tutu was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Zhang Kai handed him the phone. It was the news this morning. Because the murderer of the murder case was arrested and the police were still investigating, someone from the company where the murderer worked did not come for several days. A trivial matter, that is, when the police were investigating in the company, a sentence mentioned by the staff in the company was heard by the passing police.Later, one of the policemen joked that he was also a wanted criminal so he didn't dare to come. As a result, the old policeman heard this sentence and couldn't help but investigate it.

It turned out that it was such a coincidence that the man was really a wanted criminal, and he was also a full-fledged |obscene|molest|offender. The man did not commit crimes in this city, but within a few years, he molested|molested a little boy There are nearly a dozen people involved in the little girl, and I don't know if anyone has not reported to the police.As soon as that person saw that the matter was showing signs of being exposed, he quickly changed his identity and ran away. He ran all the way to commit crimes without being caught.As a result, because of the investigation of the burglary and homicide, he took a few days off for fear of being exposed, and was investigated.

Many people are still lamenting that this happened to be such a coincidence that TV dramas dare not do it like this, but there really are such coincidences in this world.

The parents whose children were bullied before all received the notice of the prisoner's arrest, and suddenly felt that the nightmare hanging over their heads was finally over. Families who had not experienced such a thing could not imagine the existence of the escaped prisoner For them, it is like a sharp sword hanging over their heads. Now that the sword is broken, they can truly start their lives again. This is why Tutu has more merits.

Xu Tutu looked at the news, the comments under the news, and some screenshots of the interviews with the families of the victims. After being silent for a while, he suddenly said to Zhang Kai: "Tell me, if I become a human in the future, What about being a policeman?"

Zhang Kai only thought that he said this because of merit, so he patted his head: "First of all, you must first cultivate to become a human being."

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes, this person can't speak properly!