My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao looked at Xu Tutu with a serious face: "So you mean, your excrement shoveler may find you a demon?"

Mr. Xu Tutu leaned on the sofa in a sitting posture, his expression looked particularly vicissitudes: "It may not be a demon, it may be a ghost, or it may be any existence that cannot be explained by science. Anyway, I must have discovered something, and sent me away all at once." Go to your house and call you to my house all of a sudden, maybe you are testing something."

After Xu Tutu finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Xu Miao: "Besides, the incident of killing the cat was so big before, and that little folded ear, maybe that was the breakthrough point that Zhang Kai discovered, maybe it was the sneak shot video that put the We're exposed."

Xu Miao didn't expect that the matter had become so uncontrollable, but it was all because of him. If he didn't want to make money, Xu Tutu wouldn't have thought of making a video for him. If he didn't want to save the little puppy If he folded his ears, Xu Tutu would not take that cat home.

Thinking that Xu Tutu might be sent back to the Demon League because of his troubles, Xu Miao's eyes turned red, and she endured and endured, but she couldn't hold back the little tears: "It's all my fault, if it wasn't Me, you will not be discovered by humans, and you will not be sent back to the Demon League, woo woo... Tutu, what will I do without you in the future, woo..."

Xu Tutu kicked it up, and Xu Miao rolled around on the sofa: "Put away your cat tears, I haven't been sent back yet, besides, I have already said that the Demon League treats us like this!" The little demon is a deterrent, the demon alliance is in charge of the real disaster that endangers human society, as long as we don't kill people and set fire to speak in front of the people of the whole country, even if we do everything in heaven, we can't control us."

Xu Miao sniffed: "Then you talk about pills!"

Xu Tutu looked sadly in the direction of the upstairs bedroom: "That guy found out that something was wrong, but he didn't say anything, and he didn't mean to send me away. He looked at me with smiling eyes every day, and there must be something bad in his stomach. .”

Xu Miao snorted: "But you said your shit-shoveling officer is very good, and my Yan Shuo is very good, very, very good. I think if my Yan Shuo found out about my problem, he..."

Before Xu Miao finished speaking, Xu Tutu interrupted him: "People who are not of my race must have different hearts!"

Xu Miao coughed lightly: "Well, what are you going to do? You can come to my house to hide for a while, or I will make money to support you! This matter is all because of me, and I will not leave you alone. At worst, let’s go wandering together, I’ll pick up water bottles to make money to support you, and I don’t want my shit-shoveling officer either.”

Xu Tutu didn't want to talk to this little silly cat anymore, jumped off the sofa, rummaged through and found a few clothes that Xu Miao hadn't worn before, and said seriously: "Let's shoot a video!"

Xu Miao was stunned: "Huh? Shooting now? Your shit-shoveling officer is still sleeping upstairs! Isn't this the peak crime?"

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes: "This is called breaking the pot! Only by holding the economic lifeline in your hands can you hold your head high and stand upright without being threatened by humans! If you are rich, you are still afraid of him, a small human being!"

Although Xu Miao didn't quite understand the relationship between being rich and being afraid of human beings, she clapped her hands very appreciatively: "That's amazing, what you said makes sense, I support you!"

Then Xu Miao experienced what it means to be thrilled, what it means to be dissipated, and what it means to struggle and test on the edge of death.After only taking less than five videos, Xu Miao had already exhausted her blood gauge and was slumped on the sofa exhausted.

The kind of mood that makes you jump up at the slightest movement upstairs, the demon who hasn't done anything wrong secretly will not understand.

When Yan Shuo came, Xu Miaowo slept heartlessly next to Xu Tutu. When Yan Shuo picked him up, he didn't even open his eyes. He just moved his little nose and smelled Yan Shuo. After that, I slept more soundly.

Zhang Kai also picked up his timid rabbit, and asked with a smile while stroking the fur of the rabbit: "How did you meet with the screenwriter today? This time the play is a bit sophisticated, and it is also a big production, so I will pay more attention to these details." .”

Yan Shuo said: "The basic style has been agreed upon. Let me look at the historical materials and conceive it. It is not difficult. I will trouble you today."

Zhang Kai smiled and said: "No trouble, your Mengmeng is very obedient and cute, my Beibei likes to play with it very much, don't you think so, Beibei?"

Xu Tutu had no expression on his face, and hiccupped: "... hiccup." Insidious human being.

Until Yan Shuo put Xu Miao back into his cat's nest, Xu Miao didn't even open his eyes. Today I'm really exhausted as a cat, and I don't want to try the feeling of physical and mental exhaustion anymore.

Looking at this tired and paralyzed look, Yan Shuo said with a smile: "What have you experienced today? Did you go to move bricks?"

Xu Miao limp in his comfortable nest, let out a grunting sound, moving bricks is nothing, committing a crime against the wind is a hundred times more tiring than moving bricks, okay?

Yan Shuo squeezed his claws: "Then you are so tired, do you still eat today?"

As soon as he heard about eating, Xu Miao hurriedly struggled to get up: "Meow..." I am tired, but I still have to eat.

Seeing his greedy look, Yan Shuo scratched his nose: "Little greedy cat."

When the first cold wave hit this year, the little Zheer who was hospitalized was finally able to be discharged from the hospital. Although the disease was cured, but the body was so corrupted that it would really be a glass stomach in the future. Without a certain amount of patience, energy and money, it may not be possible to raise them well.

On the day Xiao Zhe'er was discharged from the hospital, Xu Miao and that little Zhe'er met in the hospital.

Yan Shuo brought Xu Miao to the pet hospital just to have a physical examination. In addition, he asked the doctor what kind of breed his cat was, and why it hadn’t grown up at all after several months. few.

It's not like what he bought for 500 yuan turned out to be a teacup cat, right?

Yan Shuo doesn't think that if Mengmeng is really a teacup cat, he will make money, but if he is sure of Mengmeng's breed, then he can feed it in a targeted manner.Teacup cats are not a natural breed, but are bred by human intervention. Usually, this kind of cat has genetic defects, and this kind of sick market will develop because of its too cute body shape. The life span of this kind of cat is It is very short, and if it is not properly fed, it will only shorten its life span, so Yan Shuo became very worried when he found that his Mengmeng hadn't grown up at all.

The doctor did a physical examination for Xu Miao and took a blood test. Except for the small appearance, everything was normal, so he suggested: "According to the examination report, all the indicators of your cat are normal, and the deciduous teeth are normal. It has not been replaced yet, and it is still in its infancy. As for why its size has not changed, and whether it is a teacup cat, because it is still in its infancy, and you cannot find its birth certificate, so it is temporarily impossible to judge. If you are really worried, you can do a genetic test to check what kind of cat blood your cat has and whether there are any genetic defects."

Zhang Kai who didn't know when appeared at the door hugged the little folded ear and said hello: "What a coincidence, we can meet like this."

Yan Shuo turned his head and saw the cat that Zhang Kai was holding at a glance. He was a little surprised: "Do you have a cat?"

Zhang Kai smiled: "I didn't raise it, I saved it. Now that it's cured, your family has a Mengmeng. Do you want to raise this together as a companion?"

Yan Shuo shook his head without the slightest hesitation: "No, I don't like folded ears." He would rather raise a garden cat than one with such a genetic defect. The cat is painful, and he sees it in pain. It can't stop others from loving this kind of cat. But he can do it by himself.

Zhang Kai didn't insist either, he couldn't raise it anyway, his job made it impossible for him to raise such a precious cat, he didn't have so much time and energy, not to mention, there was such a cute rabbit at home, what more could he want cat.

However, after hearing what the doctor said to Yan Shuo just now, Zhang Kai narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly: "You don't have to worry about your cat, as long as it can eat and drink and be healthy, my grandma's family used to have a cat that is similar to your cat." Cats are also small and don’t grow big, but they have a long lifespan. They have been raised for 18 years and are raised casually. Sometimes the more delicate you are, the more likely they are to die young.”

Xu Miao, who was squatting obediently on the doctor's table, raised her ears and looked at Zhang Kai. She had raised cats like him. Could it be that Zhang Kai's family had raised cat monsters before?

Noticing the little guy's gaze, Zhang Kai smiled slightly at Xu Miao.Xu Miao's body froze immediately, why when the Tutu's excrement shoveler watched, he couldn't help but want to blow his hair, it's strange.

The doctor on the side also said: "Indeed, although there are indeed many things that need to be paid attention to in breeding, many diseases are caused by human pampering, but if you want to do genetic testing, there is no professional institution in this city that can do it." For in-depth testing, you can only check bloodlines and the like, and for in-depth genetic testing, you have to go to first-tier cities to do it.”

To make sure that his cat is in good health, Yan Shuo did not insist on testing, but asked Zhang Kai curiously: "Your family has raised such a cat before? Do you know what breed it is?"

Zhang Kai smiled kindly: "The pastoral cat may have been strung together for several generations."

After Yan Shuo heard the words, he didn't ask any more questions. He took a few boxes of calcium tablets for cats and bought a few small toys for him. Then Yan Shuo left with the cat in his arms.Zhang Kai just bought the prescription food that Zheer can eat now, and he followed Yan Shuo back to the apartment.

Although Zhang Kai didn't plan to raise the cat, he could only keep it at home until he found a new breeder, so while waiting for the elevator with Yan Shuo, he asked a lot about raising cats.

After Yan Shuo answered one by one, he was a little strange: "Didn't you raise it when you were young?"

Zhang Kai coughed lightly: "My grandma raised it. Every time I go back to play, I don't need to worry about it, so I don't know how to raise it."

Yan Shuo didn't have any doubts when he heard what he said. Older people like to raise some cats and dogs.

While the two were talking, a young-looking, stylishly dressed woman was holding a schoolbag, and she kept scolding the child who was following her: "I think you'll be picking up trash from now on, What school do you have to do without doing your homework? What school do you go to? It’s a waste of money! When you go back, you tear up all the calligraphy you wrote. Is that the handwriting? The ones that dogs crawl out are worse than what you wrote Looks good, and I'm still in training classes, do you know how expensive a class of Teacher Chen is, if you don't want to learn it, just say it, what kind of ghost words are written!"

A little girl about seven or eight years old followed behind the woman, lowered her head and said nothing, sniffing from time to time, obviously crying.

Xu Miao lay on Yan Shuo's shoulder and looked at the little girl. He is a demon and can see many things that humans cannot see. At this moment, the little girl is covered with a layer of black air, which is a bad thing. When a person is very sad, the breath on the body is this color, and this color represents that some bad things will happen.

The girl's mother is still scolding, coming and going, just don't go to school if she doesn't study well, doesn't go to school if she doesn't write her homework, doesn't get the teacher's attention in class, and she will be an incompetent person after graduation. It's useless, you were born in vain, you were raised in vain, Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai couldn't help frowning.

But this is other people's family affairs, and it's not easy for them to intervene, so they can only pretend not to hear.

The woman kept scolding, the girl lowered her head and cried silently, Xu Miao thought for a while, then suddenly struggled and jumped off Yan Shuo's body, then ran to the little girl, raised her head to see the drooping The little girl who was crying with her head on her head put her paws on the little girl's feet wearing small leather shoes, and called out softly: "Meow~"

The woman frowned when she saw Xu Miao, probably because she was afraid that the cat would scratch her daughter, and when she was about to go forward to chase her away, Yan Shuo hugged Xu Miao first: "I'm sorry."

Seeing this, the woman didn't feel like having a seizure. Seeing that the floor had arrived, she pulled her daughter hard to get off the elevator.The little girl couldn't help but look back at the kitten that was held in the arms of the tall brother, and really wanted to touch it.

Xu Miao also looked at the little girl, seeing that the black energy on her body was dispelled by him with his demonic power, she immediately wagged her tail happily, a human cub is more cuter if it is sunny.