My cat has become a sperm

Two days after the sky cleared, it began to snow again. When it was snowing, Yan Shuo brought Xu Miao into the group, because many of the cat shots were set against the background of the snowy sky.

The first scene is the encounter between the female third and Xueqiu, and Xueqiu is Xu Miao's name in the play.On a snowy day, the third woman was wearing a snow-white sable fur cape. She saw a dirty and shivering cat in a tree hole. The third woman took the cat out of the tree hole and held it gently in her arms. In the middle of the day, he also took off the cloak to keep the cat warm.

Immediately after the male second came on stage, he took off his cloak and put it on the third female, holding an umbrella and looking at the third female with a gentle smile. The third female turned around holding the cat and smiled at him. The picture is romantic and beautiful.

Originally a very simple scene, the weather was cold and shivering in the cold. The director didn’t ask much, just make Xu Miao dirty, let him lie obediently in the tree hole, and then obediently be picked up by others. , but children and animals are notoriously difficult to shoot, and the director is also mentally prepared that such a simple scene may have to be repeated several times, and there is no way to edit a single shot.

But unexpectedly, the performance of the cat is very good from the beginning to the end. I don’t know if it’s natural, but the cat’s eyes look so cute and pitiful, it’s just natural. When the lens is zoomed in, people’s hearts are softened. Such a good sense of the lens It made the director very happy. Although it is a TV series, it would be better if it could be finer and more perfect under the lens.And the one who did not perform well turned out to be the male lead who had always performed very well.

The second male is called Yu Yan. He is not very old but looks very good. He is not the kind of white boy, but rather masculine with edges and corners, so he plays the role of the young marshal in the play, and he wears the clothes of the Republic of China period. After wearing a military uniform, he really looks like a young marshal of the Republic of China, handsome and tough, and his male hormones are simply bursting.

But now, the director shouted Kaka with a headache: "Yu Yan! You are facing your sweetheart! It is the object of your admiration, the woman you have protected and loved since you were a child! Will you laugh? Even if you can't get into the movie If you can’t be affectionate, don’t smirk, you smile so stiffly, are you an idiot when you’re an audience!!”

It got stuck several times in a row, the director couldn't bear it anymore, how difficult is such a simple scene, just smile and pass it, it's not a plastic surgery face, it's so stiff!

Yu Yan apologized again and again, and his assistant also quickly apologized to the actors and staff on the stage, explaining that the weather was too cold, so everyone was going to freeze, and that's why some expression management was out of balance.

The director lost his temper because of this nonsense but it seemed to be the reason of the past. He asked Yu Yan and the third female to go down to Nuan Nuan and wait for the filming. He was afraid to continue, and he was fine. It's freezing, didn't you see the cat owner's face turned black?

When everyone was resting, Yan Shuo stepped forward and hugged Xu Miao, and stuffed it into the hot water bottle under his clothes. The cat's paws were already freezing cold: "Is it fun? It's so cold that the door is too cold to come." I didn’t want to go out, but now I’m willing to freeze for most of the day.”

Xu Miao warmed up in Yan Shuo's arms for a while, then arched and arched in Yan Shuo's clothes, and climbed to the crest of Yan Shuo's neck, then looked around to make sure there was no one around, and whispered in Yan Shuo's ear Said: "I'm going to find that mouse, Shuo Shuo, can you take me there?"

Yan Shuo touched him, and led him to Yu Yan's nanny car. Today they are filming on location, not in the studio, so some actors have nanny cars provided by their respective companies, and those who don't have nanny cars can only Take shelter from the snow and keep warm in a temporary greenhouse.

At this time, Yu Yan sent the assistant away, asked the assistant to buy some hot drinks to apologize to the staff, and sat alone in the nanny's car to brew his emotions.When someone knocked on the door, he thought the assistant had come back, but when he opened the door, a cat jumped in suddenly.

Yu Yan let out a cry of surprise, obviously not small in size, with a height of [-] and long legs, he abruptly jumped to the corner of the bed at the back of the nanny's car and shrank into a ball, his eyes widened and he followed him in as he was squatting at the moment The cat sitting on the bed: "You, you, you, don't come here!"

Xu Miao looked at him and tilted his head, blinking his eyes: "Are you really a mouse? I just said why I smell delicious."

As soon as he heard the word delicious, the pores of Yu Yan's whole body exploded, his hairs stood upside down one by one, and his face became even paler: "Bold and brave little monster! How dare you!"

If these words were said with a bit of momentum, Xu Miao might really be a little scared. Although the other party is a mouse, he is an adult big monster. He is a little monster who can't even transform into a shape. How can he be strangled to death? Not every minute.It's a pity that this mouse demon is too timid. He is obviously stronger than himself, but he is so scared to death that he talks too much.

Yan Shuo, who had been watching all the time, was sure that the mouse demon named Yu Yan was very afraid of his Mengmeng. Although the other party had already transformed and should be stronger than his Mengmeng, it seemed that he couldn't overcome the nature of the race, so he stepped forward and moved Mengmeng hugged her in her arms: "I'm sorry Mr. Yu, we came here to ask you something, don't worry, Mengmeng has a good demon certificate, and will not attack other demons at will, let alone, Your strength should be above his, and you don't have to be afraid of him at all."

Seeing the human being hugging the cat demon, Yu Yan relaxed a bit, but still did not relax from his defensive posture: "What do you want to ask? Take two steps back first, don't get so close to me !"

Yan Shuo smiled, and took two steps back holding Mengmeng.Only then did Yu Yan breathe a sigh of relief, and sat up a little bit, but still didn't get up from the corner.

Xu Miao looked at Yu Yan on Yan Shuo's arm and said, "You are the one who came here, oh no, it should be said that you are the first person I have come into contact with at such a close distance since I grew up, and who can transform into a human being." Monster, I want to ask, how did you transform into form, and how long have you been practicing?"

Yu Yan swallowed nervously: "After 300 years of cultivation, I made a breakthrough, and naturally grew human hands and feet, and became a human."

Xu Miao said, "300 years, such a long time."

Seeing that Yu Yan looked at him silently, Xu Miao asked curiously: "Why are you so afraid of me? You have already cultivated to become an adult, and you are already a powerful monster. Even if it is the nature of the race, you are not so afraid, right? "

Yu Yan swallowed nervously again, but did not speak. Xu Miao continued to ask curiously: "Did you take away the previous cat? You are a majestic monster, so you are afraid of ordinary cats, right?"

Yu Yan immediately said: "How is that possible! It's those cats who are afraid of the breath on my body, not I who are afraid of them." After finishing speaking, I couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. If I knew that the director hired a cat demon because of the cats' non-cooperation , then he should work harder to restrain his aura!

Xu Miao let out a cry, and suddenly jumped off Yan Shuo's body, and jumped right in front of Yu Yan.Yu Yan frowned instantly, grabbed a pillow and threw it at Xu Miao.But how could the soft pillow resist the sharp cat's claws, it was scratched into two pieces by Xu Miao, and the stuffing inside instantly spread all over the bed.

Yu Yan was still screaming: "You, you, don't come here! If you come here again, I will be impolite!"

Xu Miao moved her nose: "No, the breath on your body is wrong."

Although Xu Miao has never been in contact with a big monster that has successfully transformed, but he has practiced enough to be able to transform, and he can naturally restrain his aura completely, but this mouse monster seems to have no choice, he feels strange, and still It is even more strange to be so afraid of him. You must know that in the demon league, there was a small carp that became a spirit in the pond. At that time, he instinctively wanted to eat it. He blushed, and then they overcame their instincts and became good friends.This transformed mouse monster seems to be a little too scared.

"Say, are you an undocumented incarnation? You'd better tell the truth, or you can show me your good demon certificate, or I will report it to the Demon League!"

Yu Yan's eyes widened suddenly, then his head tilted and he passed out.

Xu Miao looked back at Yan Shuo helplessly, Yan Shuo stepped forward and hugged Xu Miao, and then said: "I think he is really an unlicensed demon, and it's just right that he fainted now, so that he doesn't run away. Just contact the Demon League to take a look, the Demon League will definitely attach great importance to an undocumented monster, and send someone here immediately."

Xu Miao was stunned, hesitating whether to follow what Yan Shuo said, when Yu Yan, who had just fainted, opened his eyes instantly: "No!"

Yan Shuo touched Mengmeng, looked at Yu Yan and said, "I think Mr. Yu should be able to sit down and have a good chat with us now. Don't worry, we are only interested in how to change form. As for Mr. Yu's We're not interested in getting involved."

Yu Yan asked cautiously: "Are you really not going to report me?"

Xu Miao showed her paws: "So you were really lying to me just now?"

Yu Yan shrunk subconsciously. He is a monster who can transform into form due to fate. He is not following the orthodox path at all. He doesn't know how to cultivate with such thin aura. Although he has transformed into form, his strength is probably not as good as the cat in front of him. The demon is powerful, of course he is afraid.

Probably really afraid of being reported, Yu Yan confessed all Yan Shuo's inquiries honestly, this Yu Yan is simply an ordinary little mouse, who accidentally ate an inner alchemy of unknown kind a hundred years ago, and almost exploded Die with a body, and when he wakes up again, he becomes a human being. It was the period of the Republic of China.

It was a chaotic period, and the increase and decrease of population was too common. It was not like a formal system of management now. Yu Yan followed a group of beggars to beg, wandered around, and gradually understood from ignorance.

He witnessed the changes of the times all the way, but it was too late to understand human affairs, and he was almost wiped out by the celestial master several times when he was ignorant. He also helped that celestial master, and the descendant of that celestial master has taken good care of him so far. There is also a demon who has no certificate like him, and can only hide in the human world to survive carefully.

Yan Shuo said: "Your identities are all helped by the descendants of the Celestial Master?"

Yu Yan nodded: "Humans have their own way, which is much more reliable than our untrained monsters."

Xu Miao asked: "Then there is another demon? Did he also eat the inner alchemy like you?"

Yu Yan shook his head: "No, he practiced transformation by himself. It's just that he did it relatively late. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, he didn't want to be restrained by the demon alliance, so he kept hiding and lived on his own ability."

Xu meowed, he didn't expect that there are so many monsters in human society: "Then what kind of monster is he, where is he now?"

Yu Yan said: "He's a wild raccoon, he's part of your family, he's probably at work now."

Xu Miao said unexpectedly: "Then you are not afraid of him?"

Yu Yan said: "I've known him for many years, we've known each other since he didn't take shape, I know he won't eat me, so naturally I'm not afraid."

Xu Miao was a little excited: "Then can you introduce us to each other? I haven't been in contact with many monsters who have transformed themselves. If I get in touch with you more, maybe it will be easier for me to transform!"

Yu Yan said: "I'll ask him first, but he probably doesn't have time now, I'll send him a message later."

Xu Miao snorted, "What is he doing?"

Yu Yan: "Send food."

Yan Shuo: "..." Tangtangyao went to deliver food, isn't this turning point a bit wrong?

Yu Yan is still sighing: "He got several bad reviews, and deducted a lot of money this month. In order to make more money, he has started to take night orders now, and I don't know if he will have time to come out and get to know you."

Xu Miao: "... so hard?"

Yu Yan nodded: "That's right, a demon who has turned into a human has to eat, and a demon without money can barely move in human society."

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo nervously, wondering if the money he earned before would be enough for his future life after transformation. He didn't want to be reduced to delivering food in the future, delivering delicious food every day but not being able to eat it, it was too torture for the cat.