My cat has become a sperm

The drama is not something that can be filmed just because it is filmed. If Xu Miao was not the cat named Lu Yitian who asked for a roll call, the crew would not have contacted Yan Shuo so early to finalize the time, so when Xu Miao was gearing up to compete with that Lu Yitian in acting skills When I was filming, I was told that even if it was filmed, it would be in the second half of the year.

Xu Miao was dumbfounded, and thought about how to make a big cat all night, but was told that it was still early, and suddenly stopped and sighed: "You human beings are too slow. If you decide one thing, you can do it quickly." Why do you want to rush!"

Yan Shuo gave him a sideways glance, which contained various meanings that Xu Miao understood.Thinking of his own procrastination in class, he seemed to have no position to blame human beings with severe procrastination, and suddenly coughed lightly: "Where is Shuo Shuo going today?" He was so handsome in a white shirt and knitted sweater, and a windbreaker that reached to the calf The more you look taller and taller, you must not go to work if you look so good-looking!

Yan Shuo prepared the things to go out, and then picked up Xu Miao from the sofa: "Go to the auction."

Xu Miao said, "Is it the kind of place where many people rush to buy something?"

Yan Shuo nodded: "It was a bit troublesome to sell some of the things you fished from the bottom of the river before, so you simply entrusted the auction house, and the auction will be held today."

Seeing that Yan Shuo seemed to be taking him there, Xu Miao was a little surprised and said, "I can go too?"

Yan Shuo smiled: "Of course, Zhang Kai and Tutu will also go. If you want something you like, tell me and I'll buy it for you."

Xu Miao couldn't help flicking her tail: "Then tell me what you want, and I'll buy it for you too."

When Yan Shuo brought Xu Miao to the auction house, Zhang Kai had already sat in the box with Xu Tutu, and ordered a lot of various snacks and fruits on the table, and even many of them were obviously bought from the outside. brought in.Yan Shuo took Xu Miao out of his pocket and put it next to Xu Tutu, seeing that Zhang Kai handed Xu Miao a pack of spicy sticks, he said amusedly, "Is this for the auction or for an outing? "

Zhang Kai shrugged helplessly: "My rabbit master strongly demands, I can only obey orders."

Upon hearing this, Xu Tutu rewarded Zhang Kai with an obedient look, and then handed a brochure on the table to Xu Miao: "Look, this is what will be auctioned today."

Xu Miao turned around for a long time: "Which one is ours?"

Xu Miao turned to the last few pages: "That ugly big vase, and a set of wine bottles, like the chessboard made of jade."

Although he and Tutu scooped up these things, Xu Miao really didn't have any impression, especially when he looked at the big vase, and said in surprise: "We scooped up such a big thing, we are so powerful ah."

Listening to his boastful exclamation, Yan Shuo hugged him funny and put him on his body: "Yeah, you guys are amazing, you picked up such a big vase, how about it, do you like it? "

Xu Miao shook her head in distaste: "These things are not useful and can't be eaten, so I don't want them."

The things that Xu Miao doesn't want, but there are many people fighting for them. The auction house that Zhang Kai found was introduced by friends in the circle. They specialize in selling some tricky or rare things, so the commission fee of this auction house is also relatively high .But there are often good things that are not likely to appear on the market here, so there are many people who come here here, and there are more people who spend a lot of money. As long as they can get into the eyes of the auction house, the final price will definitely not let the seller disappointment.

Zhang Kai found this auction house to save trouble. Some other auction houses may not have enough backers. Although their items were not stolen or snatched, the source of them was not correct and could not stand up to scrutiny.Furthermore, the whole set of bronze wine bottles is really eye-catching, especially the complete set. For people in the antique industry, this is definitely a good thing that they have to spend all they have to collect a set to live up to this life. Unnecessary trouble, would rather give up some benefits.

When Xu Miao and Xu Tutu were eating and drinking, the host of the auction came on stage. As soon as he opened his mouth, he burst into a bunch of fast-talking words. Before Xu Miao and Xu Tutu could react, he hosted the auction. When people said something, someone later brought out the first lot, a blue and white porcelain bowl with two fish painted on the bottom, and the starting price was 2 yuan.

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo incomprehensibly: "Such ugly bowls cost 2 yuan, just because they were used by dead people?"

Yan Shuo nodded his head: "It's not a dead person, it's an ancestor, and there is a kind of beauty tempered by time in things with a long history. It is difficult for people who understand it to resist the temptation brought by this beauty."

Xu Miao asked: "Then do you like it?"

Yan Shuo smiled: "I don't like it."

Xu Miao laughed together: "I don't like it either!"

While the two were talking, the blue and white porcelain bowl was finally set for auction and was bought by a Hong Kong businessman at a price of 17, which was a good start.Some of the things that were brought out one after another were also bought at a good price, but when one of the jade bracelets was taken out, the two monsters let out a sigh at the same time.

There will be some mystery in this kind of ancient relics. If it was in the past, materialistic people like Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai would definitely not think about the supernatural, but now there are even demons, and some dirty things appear. Isn't it quite normal, so seeing the two monsters staring at the bracelet, subconsciously asked: "What's wrong?"

Xu Tutu said: "The smell up there is not very good."

Xu Miao said: "I know! It's dirty, it's a kind of evil spirit."

Yan Shuo said: "What is filth?"

Xu Miao explained: "It is a kind of evil spirit formed by being soaked in dirty things for a long time. This kind of dirty things must be bloody." Hearing what the host on the stage said about Yuqin, Xu Miao He hummed: "Nonsense, that's not Yuqin."

Some people just like this kind of thing, especially because they feel that the jade is full of ooze, which makes this thing extraordinary.It is said that there was a jade hairpin with a bit of blood in the center of the head, and it was sold at a high price of more than 200 million. You must know that the texture of the jade hairpin is not very good. It has been buried in the soil for a long time, and it needs a professional person to fix it for a while. Only then can the original color be restored, but it is time-consuming and labor-intensive. If it is not for the bloody color, it is impossible to sell it for a high price of 200 million.

So at this moment, the price of this jadeite bracelet has doubled because of that just a little ooze.

Zhang Kai asked curiously: "Then what will happen if this kind of filth is worn on the body?"

Xu Miao said: "It's nothing bad, this kind of filth has no real resentment, it's just formed by a wave of air lingering in a dark place for too long, so it's good to bask in the sun, but if someone is there Wearing it when the filth has not dissipated may be unlucky."

And this unlucky jade bracelet was bid by two bidding bosses, and the price was several times higher than the jade itself, and finally sold at a price of 70.

After the first few items were shot, it was time for the highlight of the second half. At the beginning, the filming was not an antiquity, but a compass.Xu Tutu tugged at Xu Miao's cat fur: "Meow meow, feel it, does the breath on that compass resemble the elixir Meier gave us?"

Xu Miao nodded: "Same, this should be the celestial master who died on the mountain?"

This small compass has a starting price of [-] yuan, which is the highest starting price in this auction, but unexpectedly, there are quite a few people bidding, and the asking price is much more intense than the previous antiques.Xu Miao and Tutu sat in the box and stretched their heads to look at it, but they couldn't see the value of this thing.

Zhang Kai saw that they were so concerned, so he said: "If you like it, we can also bid."

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes directly: "The compass is used to measure Yin Qi and find demons. The spiritual power on it is specially used to restrain some evil things. Why do we buy it? Are you tired of work?"

As soon as Xu Tutu's voice fell, the compass made three hammers to finalize the sound, and was finally bought by a person with an old man's voice at a price of 180 million.In the box not too far away from them, the staff of the auction house took the compass into the box, and left after clearing the money and goods.

As soon as the staff left, a young man in the box couldn't wait to open a small opening on the compass, and a pure evil spirit radiated from it, but after only a moment, the man immediately sealed the compass again, his face full of tears. Smiling towards the old man, he said, "Grandpa, the things are fine! I didn't expect that the kid Ji Heng spent so much effort on making things, and finally I bought them for less than 200 million yuan. If he knew, he might be To be revived from the underworld."

The old man smiled at first, and then said seriously: "This is your chance, but remember, don't lose your heart because of it, otherwise Jiheng will be your fate."

The young man nodded immediately: "Grandpa, don't worry, I'm sensible."

The instant the evil spirit leaked just now, Xu Tutu and Xu Miao in the box discovered it, but before they could catch the source of the evil spirit, the breath was fleeting. Without taking this matter to heart, their things were soon brought up for auction, and their attention was completely diverted.

In the end, Xu Miao’s large vases and wine bottles were sold for a total of more than 700 million yuan. Excluding the commission, they could get more than 600 million yuan. They sold so much for just two things. This is the first time for Xu Miao and Xu Tutu I really feel that I have really made a fortune.

The two teeth that were happy on their respective excrement shovelers couldn't see their eyes, and they still didn't forget to talk about what dinner to have to celebrate in the evening. While talking, Xu Tutu suddenly noticed a breath, and when he turned his head, he saw A woman not far away pawed Zhang Kai's face.

Zhang Kai followed his strength and turned his face away, and saw Ouyang Qin, his classmate, his mother's favorite daughter-in-law, a woman whom he had known for many years but had no two faces.

At the beginning, Ouyang Qin hadn't seen Zhang Kai yet, she was talking to the people around her, with a smile on her lips but her expression was cold, like a goddess.Just as Zhang Kai was about to pretend he hadn't seen him, he turned around and wanted to leave. After thinking for a while, he simply walked forward with Tutu in his arms: "Ouyang, what a coincidence."

Ouyang Qin probably didn't expect to meet Zhang Kai here, her face changed a little for a while, and she smiled a little unnaturally after being slightly stunned: "Yes, what a coincidence, Akai, why are you here?"

Zhang Kai smiled: "Of course I came to participate in the auction. I didn't expect that the 70 bracelet was actually taken by you. The jade bracelet matches the beauty. It looks very good. Is this your boyfriend? Why don't you introduce it?" one time?"

Just as Ouyang Qin was about to speak, Zhang Kai stretched out his hand to the people beside her: "Hello, I'm Zhang Kai, Ouyang's classmate."

The man quickly reached out his hand and introduced himself in his not-so-fluent Mandarin. Zhang Kai smiled when he heard this: "Mr. Li and Ouyang are a good match. "

Ouyang Qin's complexion was already so bad that she lost her smile, but the man beside her seemed to like her a lot, and when he heard the word "invitation", he smiled even more: "Well, it depends on Xiaoqin's intentions."

Zhang Kai smiled: "I still have something to do, so I won't disturb your date."

Xu Tutu lay on Zhang Kai's shoulder and looked at the woman's stiff face, and clicked his tongue twice in Zhang Kai's ear.Zhang Kai patted his butt to tell him to be quiet. This is outside, so you can't expose yourself by opening your mouth indiscriminately.

Yan Shuo, who got into the car on the other side, said to Xu Miao: "Now I believe that bracelet can bring bad luck to people."

Xu Miao was full of question marks, while Yan Shuo smiled and said nothing.