My cat has become a sperm

When the back of her neck tightened, Xu Miao suddenly felt that her fate was being pinched in the hands of the excrement shoveler.Looking at the expressionless shit-shoveling officer, Xu Miao, who was being carried in mid-air, stretched out her pink and tender paws, trying to get past by being cute: "Meow meow~~"

Yan Shuo looked at the cat in his hand, then looked at the empty yogurt box, inspected Mengmeng for a long time, and then sniffed Mengmeng's mouth. He was sure that the smell of yogurt was still there, so he touched its mouth abdomen.However, the stomach is not as bloated as he thought, but quite normal, but it is a box of [-]ml yogurt, and the empty box can be filled with a Mengmeng. Where did such a big box of yogurt go? ?

Just in case, Yan Shuo found the cat bag and planned to go to the pet hospital.

Seeing Yan Shuo take out the cat bag for going out, Xu Miao exploded immediately. Even though the back of fate was pinched in the hands of the shit shovel officer, he still stubbornly resisted fate, that desperate struggle Small appearance, that incomparably shrill cat meow, those who don't know it think that someone is abusing cats here.

However, no matter how much Xu Miao resisted, Yan Shuo ruthlessly threw it into the cat bag. Looking at the zipper gradually closing, Xu Miao only felt that the cat's life was hopeless.

Across a transparent acrylic cover, Xu Miao squeezed her fluffy cat face onto it, looked at Yan Shuo anxiously, trying to recall some of Yan Shuo's lingering affection.Is he going to send himself away just because he drank a box of yogurt?Almost like a crazy cat crying!

It's a pity that Yan Shuo was worried about whether the box of yogurt would kill his silly cat, and he had no time to think about other things. He took the phone key, picked up the cat bag and went out directly.

Feeling the sway on the road, Xu Miao turned his back to the acrylic cover, silently mourning his happy but short experience trip, but if he was sent back for stealing yogurt, this reason would probably be laughed at by other monsters for hundreds of years .

Yan Shuo put the cat bag on the veterinarian's table, opened the zipper, and saw his cuteness rolled up into a ball, and the cat's face was deeply buried in his chest hair. Kind of funny.While stretching out his hand to lift the little pity out, he informed the doctor about the incident.

The pet doctor stroked Xu Miao comfortingly, pinched his stomach again, and looked at Yan Shuo with a puzzled expression: "Are you sure it really drank a whole box?"

Yan Shuo nodded. There is no trace of yogurt on the floor of the house. It is impossible for his cat to bite the yogurt and pour it into the sewer. Naturally, there is no other possibility except to drink it.

The doctor checked it in detail again and confirmed that there was no sign of food accumulation, so he said: "If you are worried, then take a film to see."

Xu Miao, who realized that he came to the pet hospital, looked up in bewilderment. It turned out that Yan Shuo didn't want to send him away, but just came to see the doctor. If I said it earlier, I scared the cat to death!

Looking at Xu Miao who rolled his eyes at him inexplicably, Yan Shuo poked its head: "Uneasy guy." If he knew Xu Miao complained about him, he would probably be even more speechless. Who scared the other to death!

Xu Miao, who was sure that she would not be sent back for the reason of stealing yogurt and losing the cat, was immediately resurrected on the spot with full blood. It was sticky on Yan Shuo's body, and the greasy cat meowed one after another.He knew that Yan Shuo was such a good person, how could he be dismissed just because of a box of yogurt, and it was a false alarm.

The doctor who looked at the overly sticky look was very happy: "Your cat is really lively, such clingy cats are rare, you don't know how many shit-shoveling officers you will envy to death."

Yan Shuo touched Xu Miao's head and got a sweet meow. He couldn't help but smile. He likes everything about his master, and naturally he likes clingy ones more.

In the end, he frantically took a film to make sure that there was really no problem, so Yan Shuo was relieved.How can such a small one drink such a big box of yogurt? The key point is that the yogurt is not full of stomach. Is it possible that the yogurt is not really cute?

It's a pity that there is no monitoring system installed at home. With the myth of where the yogurt is going, the first thing Yan Shuo did after returning home with the cat bag was to take out all the boxes of yogurt left in the refrigerator.

When Xu Miao saw Yan Shuo going out with yogurt, he thought that he was going to throw away the yogurt in order not to drink it for himself, so he grabbed Yan Shuo's calf and said, "Meow meow meow meow!! !"

Yan Shuo looked at Xu Miao, who was growing on his lap, who was inexplicably excited, and said expressionlessly, "I don't understand what you are talking about."

Xu Miao: "..." Believe it or not, I scare you to death with my words!

In the end, Yan Shuo tore off the claws stuck to his legs, and went out with yogurt and a few small disposable bowls.Although he lives in a high-end community, not all the people who can live in this kind of community are of high quality, not to mention the stray cats from outside are not divided into regions.Stray dogs are relatively large and easy to chase away, but cats are small and can hide. Therefore, the security of the community will organize an action to capture stray cats and dogs every once in a while, but there will always be fish that slip through the net.

Come to the small garden along the lake in the community, where there is plenty of sunshine, and many stray cats like to come here to sleep.This was once when Yan Shuo was drawing a design drawing and his thoughts were confused. He found it when he went out for a walk to breathe. After that, Yan Shuo often bought some canned cat food and put it here. After he left, some stray cats would come to eat.

Set aside the disposable bowls one by one, poured the remaining few boxes of yogurt into them, just filled a few small bowls, and after throwing the yogurt boxes into the trash can, Yan Shuo walked a little further away.After a while, a three-color raccoon came over cautiously. It first sniffed around, and then licked the edge of the yogurt bowl after making sure it was safe. The whole cat that was licked did not lift its head.

Soon other cats came over in twos and threes, a bunch of big and small ones were licking the yogurt contentedly. These cats included very common orange cats, white cats, and some strings that Yan Shuo couldn’t tell the breed, and there were even some that were clearly ostracized. People raise and discard Persian cats or run away by themselves, but most of these cats have messy back hair, strands of strands look dirty, and lose their cute appearance. Naturally, they cannot be loved and treated patiently by humans.

It's not that Yan Shuo never thought about adopting one before, but these cats have been wandering for a long time, and they don't like being kept in captivity, and they can't be kept if they are wild.Now the city is full of high-rise buildings, free-range cats don’t even know the way home when they go out, and Yan Shuo was also very busy before, so it’s good to be able to feed something occasionally.

Seeing that the cats licked the yogurt clean and were still unwilling to leave, Yan Shuo had no choice but to drive the cats away and throw the bowl away, otherwise so many cats would gather together. What remedial action is going to be taken.

After taking care of the yogurt, Yan Shuo went to the supermarket in the community to buy some more, but this time they were all in small boxes to ensure that Mengmeng would not support herself even if she ate them secretly.

As soon as he got home, Xu Miao immediately stuck to Yan Shuo again "regardless of past suspicions". Although he didn't know what Yan Shuo was doing, he guessed it when he saw Yan Shuo holding the bowl. The messy smell of many cats proved that he must have fed those yogurts to other cats just now.

Although his own cat doesn't feed it, he is very depressed to feed other people's cats, but Xu Miao also knows that Yan Shuo doesn't give him a drink for his own good, and he is not an ignorant monster.It's just that human beings always like to do things for you spontaneously. Now he probably understands what it means that mother thinks you are cold, mother thinks you are hungry, and mother thinks you are full.

According to human nature, they like to treat their pets as their own children. Xu Miao glanced at Yan Shuo. He didn't call himself a father, but maybe he thought so in his heart, so he felt it. Once, did dad think you were too young to drink love care.

In view of the unsolved mystery of whether his cat drank yogurt and how much yogurt he drank, Yan Shuo planned to starve it for dinner. Anyway, it is better to be hungry than to hold on.So Yan Shuo spent the whole dinner under the baptism of Xu Miao's mournful eyes shrouded in shadow.

After eating, he hugged the little milk cat who was exuding strong resentment: "Okay, who told you to steal it? I haven't taught you about it yet. If you are hungry, I will let you eat it." Have a long memory."

Xu Miao was lying in Yan Shuo's arms, grabbing the buttons on Yan Shuo's clothes and biting. As for what Yan Shuo said, sorry, he is a cat and can't understand human language.

Naturally, Yan Shuo would not expect his master to understand his words. These days, if his pets are extremely smart, the pet master will only think that he is lucky enough to meet a particularly smart one and be proud of it. Maybe think in the direction of becoming fine, reality is reality after all, and it is impossible to confuse it with unrealistic illusions.

Caressing the jubilant kitten lying on his chest and biting the button, Yan Shuo leaned on the sofa and poked the tablet with one hand.Xu Miao turned around inadvertently and was stunned. He didn't understand those complicated words, but he could understand the pictures!

Yan Shuo was looking at the camera!

I'm a big |fuck|!

What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot?Xu Miao only felt that his jiojio was super painful!