Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Manchester United rookie despises Sunderland boss' tactics

"The game is so boring!The Manchester United goalkeeper actually said that! "

"They lost because they were too weak"

Basically, the newspapers this week are all interpreting what Elle Rico said at the press conference before, causing many Sunderland fans to be a little angry, but Elle Rico doesn't seem to feel it at all. undercurrent.

Probably because he was already surrounded by fans on Twitter, oh no, sister fans.Once there is a bad word, the sisters will first pile up other topics, and then privately post comments on Twitter.

#77 is right, Sunderland is too strong to lose! #

#小喜欢不说Sunderland’s tactics are not good, but as far as fake fans like me know, it’s really not a good tactic to place a bus after losing a goal#

#You are not convinced that you won the game, why are you saying bad things about 77 here! #

Ellery was actually quite moved by the maintenance of this group of netizens, although he didn't think it was necessary.

There are so many people who are upset with him, how could he have time to reply one by one.Back then, as a gang of beggars with countless nurses, he did not know how many enemies he made. Basically, anyone with nurses wanted to beat him.The nanny wanted to go to the teacher again and change her mind to beat him.But he still eats and drinks happily every day and bullies the little yellow chicken.

However, if someone helped him and defended him so selflessly, Ellery also felt that he should treat the fans better.

adgcd (Ale Rick D. Greenwald chickendinner): Thank you ladies and sisters for protecting me so much!Let's draw a few benefits. For the Manchester United players you say you like, I will send them signed jerseys.Just 10 places. No. 77 can't be chosen, because the jerseys haven't been issued yet, and now I only have three pieces to replace, so I can't distribute them.And ladies and sisters, help me think of a celebration.Manchester United will win the title next week~

Looking at the tweet just posted by Ellery, Rooney almost vomited, and called the fans Miss Sister?Shameless!

Rooney: Brothers, help me think of a celebration, I will score a goal in the next league game!

Why do I not have many young ladies among my fans, only brothers.Rooney wanted to cry.

#77, I just want to order your jersey!Even if it is the [blush] you wear#

#ls why are you pretending to be me, why do you think exactly like me! #

#I...actually want Ronaldo's jersey, 77 Since you know each other, can you help me get one? #

#In addition to Rooney's jersey, I can have Manchester United's jersey, just pick one for me! #

#Don't dislike potatoes, okay?Potatoes are so cute! #

Ellery looked at the fans' replies and laughed. He yelled at Rooney first, and sent a gif of himself holding Rooney's forehead in the game: [cute rejection.gif] Want to celebrate?What if you don't score?

Rooney: [Screenshot of the order page] I have already ordered the curry potato chicken leg meal.My dear friend, don't dislike potatoes, potatoes are delicious.

Elle Rico: [Receipt meal photo] Mmm, it's delicious. Potatoes and chicken legs are delicious. This curry tastes good. I'll invite you to eat pancakes next time.

Rooney exhaled a long breath, potatoes are potatoes.As long as there are cakes to eat, he doesn't mind what kind of beans it is!

Ellery was eating curry chicken while refreshing Twitter. Rooney was offline and didn't know who to play with. Let's see what the fans have to say.

At this time, Ronaldo replied to a fan of Elle Rico, and by the way, Elle Rico was followed by Aite.

Ronaldo: The jersey will be mailed to your home tomorrow.

Elle Rick: ?Didn't you give me a copy of this year's jersey?Luo

Ronaldo: It was reserved for you as a souvenir before, and these are for you to give away. cd

Elle Rico: I have so many Manchester United teammates to send, I don’t need Ronaldo

Ronaldo: It's okay, I allow you to rub my heat.

? ? ? ?Rush?Elleric slapped the table and stood up.

He, Elric Greenwald, who can beat the world's invincible hand with his face, needs to take advantage of others?

Elleric looked at his own fan count, then at Ronaldo's, and snorted coldly. Sooner or later, he will surpass this little yellow chicken!

However, it seems quite normal for a beggar to have less fans than a little yellow chicken.After all, the little yellow chicken has a lot of money and fans, so Brother Beggar doesn't have this status in the world.

Elric · It's still more important to eat · Greenwald sat down again as if nothing had happened, and continued to eat the begging set meal sent by Rooney.

It's just that Ellery ignored the impact that his conversation with Ronaldo might have on netizens.

#看这个Dialogue, C Ronaldo has prepared a copy of his jersey for every season for Elle Rico#

#Yes ah yes ah, not just this year, it must be every year! #

#c罗that sentence'I allow you to rub my heat, it feels like a domineering president! #

#They two... My Roca teaches, I may have to climb the wall! #

That night, Elle Rico drew out ten fans, some wanted Owen jerseys, some wanted Van der Sar jerseys, and one really wanted Rooney jerseys, Rooney was so happy, and praised Elle Rico's fans They are aesthetically advanced.Elle Rico also took a photo of the signed jersey the next day and mailed it out.There was a lot of waiting under Twitter.

Ronaldo also specially came to pay attention to this lottery draw. He just wanted to know if the fan who tweeted that he was his fan in Elleric was drawn.If not drawn, Ronaldo intends to give her the jersey himself.

After all, Ronaldo knows that he is handsome, but there are very few women who dare to say to Elleric's face that he likes Ronaldo himself.

The fans who were drawn were cheering, and the fans who were not drawn or those who knew that they were not chieftains did not join in the fun.They started to help Elleric think of the celebration in unison.

Although the general celebration is produced after the striker scores a goal, it seems a bit strange for a goalkeeper to want to celebrate...

No, it's not surprising at all, in the United-Sunderland game that just ended, the forwards failed to score, and the goalkeeper scored a goal.Thinking about it this way, a celebration is still necessary!

For Ellery, you must pay attention to the biggest point in the celebration movement. The scope of the celebration movement should not be too large. To be precise, the running range should not be too large.If you score a goal and go around the field for a week, you must not do it.If the opposite side kicks off the ball while going around the field, wouldn't it be facing an empty goal?

The second thing that must be avoided is that the celebration must be moderate.It is absolutely not allowed to slide for more than ten meters in a kneeling position.The reason for this request from the girls is, what if the cute and delicate skin is scratched by the rotten lawn?

? ? ?Delicate skin?What the hell.Football players still have this thing?

What is the rotten lawn? Manchester United's next game is at home. Is our home turf rotten?

Old Trafford (oldtrafford) expressed dissatisfaction.Even Manchester United's official Twitter came out to explain that the lawn is absolutely fine!

This can't be done, the various celebrations that the girls and guys thought of were rejected one by one, until the day of the game, Ellery saw the celebration with the highest number of likes.

Tut tut, this action.It seems a bit difficult.Not enough should be fine.

Before going on stage, Ellery responded to the fans who wanted to move, saying, "Look at the live broadcast, don't blink."

#From every time I want to watch the ball, I have to coax my girlfriend to my girlfriend pulls me to watch the ball. Life is so beautiful, thanks to Ailerick Greenwald#

#Girlfriend told me to invite me to watch Manchester United win the championship today.I was stunned#

#I used to be fined by my wife to kneel down on the remote control if I yelled at the ball.My wife brought me a few bottles of beer after get off work today. #

Before the start of the game, the male fans were still thanking Elric in various ways on the Internet, and the female fans were already sitting in their seats and watching the live broadcast seriously.

The cutie told them to watch the live broadcast without blinking.

Manchester United's last game was against Stoke City.

Stoke City Football Club (stoke city football club, known as Stoke Football Club before 1925) is a football club located in Stoke-on-Trent, England.Stoke City is regarded as the second oldest Football League club in the world after Notts County.

At the same time, Chelsea's game against Wigan will also start.

The Football Association of England has moved the Premier League trophy to Old Trafford.In the current standings, Manchester United surpassed Chelsea's 83 points with 81 points. As long as this game wins, no matter what the score between Chelsea and Wigan is, Manchester United will win the trophy again.However, the Football Association also moved a replica to Chelsea's stadium. Although Stoke City and Wigan are unlikely to beat Manchester United and Chelsea, football is round. What if a miracle happens?In order to avoid embarrassment at that time, the Football Association will of course arrange a replica to Chelsea's Stamford Bridge (stamfordbridge).

The referee got the time right and blew the whistle to start the game on time.

Manchester United, who got the ball at the beginning, directly launched a fast break.And Irving, who didn't play in the last game, finally got the chance to start this time because of his stable performance in the training game.With the football, he flew to the penalty area of ​​Stoke City.Irving, who hadn't started for a long time, seemed to let everyone see the son of the wind chaser in his heyday, with unrivaled speed and unrivaled speed.

The defenders of Stoke City were passed directly before they had time to react.And Owen also seized the opportunity and shot directly.

"The ball scored!!! Michael Owen! At the beginning of the game, the first touch of the ball caused a goal! This is only 53 seconds into the game. Manchester United leads 1:0!" The commentator is still an old acquaintance Andy Gray. He also took advantage of the opening to introduce the starting rosters of the two teams. Irving's long-distance raid directly made him put aside half of the introduction and cheer for Irving.

Looking at the goal, Owen raised his hands high and let out a soft breath.

Great, the feeling of scoring is really great! !

It feels good to still be on the field.

Rooney, who was about to come up to help, saw that Owen scored a goal by himself. The excited little tank rushed directly to Owen, picked up Owen and ran around the field.

While running, he lowered his voice, turned his head away to avoid the camera from capturing his mouth shape, and said, "Michael, you scored a goal, feed me cake later!"

Allerike, who was in front of his own goal, also raised his hands and applauded Owen's goal.

What Michael said before, if he scored three goals in this game, treat him to a big meal.Then Michael got one himself, so he just needs to feed two pancakes?

In addition to Rooney's one cake, there is a roast chicken sold in the store with the longest queue in Chinatown.

Elery rubbed his mouth with the glove, wiping the drool that was about to flow out.He clapped his hands vigorously, and shouted loudly, "Don't waste time! Kick off!"

The strikers of Stoke City, who were standing in Manchester United's half, looked at the Manchester United goalkeeper in disbelief.

Manchester United have scored in 1 minute and are still in a hurry to kick off?

Is this still human! ! !

Ellery is of course human, he just wants to eat roast chicken.

"Wayne Rooney, hold the ball and get to the tee!"

"Stop celebrating at other people's gates!"

Eleryk yelled to the frontcourt with his waist thrust forward, so full of energy that even the audience sitting in the first few rows could hear it.

"For the roast chicken..."

Phew, slip of the tongue!

"For the victory!!! For the championship!!! Come on, score a few more goals!"

Sir Alex Ferguson: I seem to hear roast chicken?

Audience: Did the word just now mean roast chicken?

Live footage: What is Manchester United's goalkeeper talking about?Why did everyone stand up quickly and get ready to kick off?Come to us and hire a lip expert.

Lip Expert: They're talking about roast chicken.

Audience in front of the TV: ? ? ?Roast chicken?

A tragedy caused by a roast chicken is about to begin...