Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

"Manchester United rookie airport hit! "

"Manchester United rookie staged full martial arts at the airport, what is it for?" "

"The law and order in South Africa is worrying, the Manchester United rookie was robbed of his luggage at the airport"

"Greenwald people are kind and kind, let the bag thief go"

Fans who follow football, especially British fans who know Manchester United's rookie goalkeeper Greenwald, were stunned when they saw these reports.Is the last title different from the previous one?

After carefully reading the articles reported by various companies, I realized that it was Manchester United's rookie goalkeeper Greenwald. When he went to South Africa to watch the World Cup, his bag was stolen on the spot at the airport.Then after paying the bag thief, he learned the whole story of the bag stealing, and kindly forgave the person who stole the bag.

Immediately, the netizens were divided into several factions, and some felt that the act of stealing should be stopped, even if it was only once, they should be caught and educated.

Some people also think that since it is an excusable matter such as family members' medical expenses, they should give others a chance to make corrections. Who doesn't have a little difficulty?

No matter what the quarrel on the Internet is like, even if it is said to be the Madonna's disease, Alerico's decision has already been made. He not only asked the boy who stole the bag to help him carry the bag, he simply rented a car and let this The young man who ran around working here and there acted as his special car driver and accompanied him to watch the game.

Although Ellery subconsciously calls him a young man, this South African youth is already 24 years old. He has been working since he was 16, and he looks like he can be Eleryk's uncle.

When Eleryk rented a car from the airport, he asked the young man's name.When he asked at that time, Ronaldo showed a hesitant expression and wanted to stop him, but forget it, so that you can also feel the painful expression.

"My name is uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweugwemubwemosasmalala." The dark-skinned young man looked at Eleric with a little gratitude, and said his name.

Elle Rick: ? ? ? "do it again?"

"uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweugwemubwemosasmalala." The gratitude in the young man's eyes made Alerike almost believe that this person was not kidding himself.

"I didn't intend to take you to the police station or anything, I just asked for your name..." Elleric was a little embarrassed, "Is this really your name?"

The young man nodded, "I won't lie to your husband. This is really my name. Look, this is my ID card."

Ellery took the ID card and counted it seriously, damn it! 44 letters!It's really a name...

The name is written in three lines on the ID card...

Ellery once saw an operation when he was playing games, called the operation of face roll and keyboard, which is better than you.

Now he has seen a name called face rolling keyboard is better than your name.

Elleric's masked face made Ronaldo amused. He took a few photos with his phone and posted them directly on Twitter.

Ronaldo: Al Ale Rick D. Greenwald chicken dinner, asked him the name of the driver for the next few days.People call it uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweugwemubwemosasmalala (transliteration). [picture]

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#Fuck, what's the name! #

#Don't be surprised, my African friends have very long names. #

#It's not just long, is it?It feels like a tongue twister! #

#Don't say little cutie is confused, I can't read it either! #

#Can you not embarrass us 77, his native language is German and not English! #

#ls, I don't think the name of African buddy can be considered English...#

Netizens responded enthusiastically, and finally provoked a big V who studied African history, society and culture.Big V said that in Africa, any name is possible.

[For example (Note) the full name of the president of Madagascar is: herymartialrakotoarimananarajaonarimampianina, that is, Henry Martial Rakotoarimanana Rajonarimanarimampianina.

"Pauper", "little wife", and "unpalatable", these words that we think are weird, appear in the names of many Africans.In some parts of Africa, when naming a child, they like to record the environment when the child was born, or express the character and conduct of one parent.

For example, if a child is born in a hot summer, the parents can insert words such as "extremely hot" and "sweat a lot" in his name; Insert words such as "unpalatable" and "unpalatable"]

Netizens praised the big V one after another to show their respect.Finally, sharp-eyed netizens discovered that Elleric, who has a particularly long name, will be the driver of the car in the next few days. It seems that he is the one who stole the bag in the report just now?

For a while, netizens were deeply impressed by the way of dealing with Elery, who gave others job opportunities and received fair remuneration, regardless of the previous suspicions. This perception is reduced.

Not only that, there was a reporter from a Portuguese tabloid before, who originally recorded video with his mobile phone on all the way, chasing Ronaldo to the airport.Although it was discovered that Ronaldo was not picking up some young model, girlfriend, or teammate, but a little-known Premier League rookie, the reporter did not turn off the phone camera, just in time to take away the bag thief with Elleric's leg movements This shot was taken.

After the reporter left the airport, he quickly edited it, uploaded it directly to the Internet and included Elle Rico and Ronaldo.

Ele Rick happened to be sitting in the car driven by the young man he called Malala for short. When he was about to go to the hotel, he saw this video and tweeted excitedly.

adgcd: I think it's pretty cool.

Ronaldo, who was sitting next to him, tweeted not to be outdone.

Ronaldo: It's a pity that he is still not as handsome as me.

Elery was shocked by the shamelessness of the people around him.

adgcd: Take a good look at the video, where are you?I just saw my handsome set of moves.

Ronaldo leaned on the back of the car seat, fiddled with his hands for a while, and took out a screenshot of the video, and circled it with a red circle.

Ronaldo: [picture]

The picture of Ronaldo is a screenshot of Ronaldo protecting Elle Rico with one hand after the guards pulled Malala up, and questioning the security of the airport.From this picture alone, it seems that Ronaldo is protecting Elle Rico, who has just recovered from his shock.

Ellery saved the screenshot on his phone, enlarged it, drew a horizontal line above their heads, and reposted it on the Internet.

adgcd: Well, the height difference is cute.

Malala looked weakly at the rearview mirror of the car and said, "Gentlemen, we are here."

A fight that was about to start was stopped in the cradle.

#噗hahahaha, the height difference makes me laugh so hard. #

#Think of the height difference photos between C Luo and Messi, I laughed, and today I laugh more happily#

#You all tell me not to open the barrage, I just want to lick my long legs. #

#Manping's big long legs, he is so handsome when he fights, with a little bit of Chinese kung fu feeling! #

Elleric walked into this restaurant that Ronaldo asked many teammates to decide, looked at Ronaldo, looked at the vegetable salad without sauce, and then looked at the chakalaka and boerewors he ordered for himself.Decided to generously forgive the little yellow chicken who dared to say that he wanted to protect him.

How could he, Eloric, the beggar Greenwald who could go to heaven casually, want the protection of a little yellow chicken!It doesn't matter if Zhuang Hua comes, as long as Zhuang Hua can be protected by him, hehehe.

"Chakalaka" is a sauce slowly cooked with shredded carrots, red and green peppers, tomato and onion. It tastes good when added to various staple foods. It tastes a little spicy and very appetizing .Boerewors, also known as farmer sausages, are marinated with some spicy and fragrant seasonings, and they are coiled into very thick sausages. Because they look like coiled snakes, South Africans will scare foreigners with them. People say that this sausage is made from snake meat.

Elery believed it at first, but after he took the first bite, he knew it wasn't snake meat.He ate a lot of snake meat back then.When he was in Datang, there was a winter that was relatively cold and food was scarce. He dug a lot of snake holes to feed the group of little beggars with him.

"Isn't it snake meat?" Ronaldo ate a mouthful of boiled beef and found that Elery put down his fork, "Isn't it delicious?"

Eleryk blinked, and picked up the fork again, "Not bad, although it's not snake meat, it should be beef."

Eleryk picked up a sliced ​​beef sausage and handed it to Ronaldo, "Beef, you can eat it."

Ronaldo looked at the marinated and grilled sausages and shook his head, then continued to eat the bland boiled beef.I really want to thank the chef for being willing to provide such a dish, otherwise Ronaldo might only be able to eat various vegetables for this meal.

Elery showed a somewhat resentful expression, "If you can't eat whatever you want, it would be so boring."

Back then, I couldn't eat whatever I wanted because I was poor.

If you have money, you can't eat whatever you want. Isn't it better to live than a gang of beggars?

It doesn't matter to Ronaldo, he has been here for so many years from the beginning of playing football to the present.

"I want to play until I am 50 years old, of course I have to maintain the best physical condition."

Elery nodded half-understood. Anyway, he couldn't eat grass and eat white meat for ten years. This little yellow chicken is really like an ascetic.

Although Ellery has also started playing football now, he can probably understand the emotions that football will bring to people.But the goal is to lie down and count money, eat and wait for death, and there is no way to understand Ronaldo's pursuit of football, this persistence.

Even if he couldn't understand it, Ellery knew that few people could achieve Ronaldo's persistence.Still quite admirable to Brother Beggar.

That night, Allerike called his friend in the United States.

"Tony, can you ask your strange group of professionals in the United States, if there is a way to study and maintain muscle without gaining weight?"

"Look for it in your dream, it's faster in your dream."

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When Ellery was planning to go to bed early and have a dream, Rooney, who had finally returned to the hotel, had just read the news on the Internet.

When Rooney saw Elleric being robbed of his bag, he subconsciously wanted to help Elleric get back to the field, intending to let the South African thieves see his strength as the Premier League King of Fighters.After seeing the video of Ellery subduing the thief, Rooney thought...or maybe it's better to fool Elery into the British team.If this allows the German coach to see Elle Rico's legwork, I am afraid that he will not be allowed to be a goalkeeper but also a defender.This kick can definitely stop ten forwards!

There is another person who also saw the news. He is the Portuguese agent who finally found time to come to South Africa to cheer for his players after dealing with the squeeze for a long time: Jorge Mendes.

His attention to Elle Rico did not start with Ronaldo, his biggest player, but with David De Gea.Manchester United's number one goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar is old and is expected to retire soon. Moreover, there are many things at home recently, and his competitive state is relatively unstable.Mendes has long been paying attention to the position of Manchester United's goalkeeper, and intends to wait for Van der Sar to retire, and he will take the goalkeeper trained by Atletico Madrid: David De Gea to Manchester United.

Although Atletico Madrid has been ranked among the top three in La Liga, La Liga is basically a duo for Barcelona and Real Madrid. It is better to let De Gea go to Manchester United, and the exposure and salary can be higher.

As a result, before Mendes could operate, Manchester United found a new goalkeeper, and it seemed to be quite good.The most important thing is that this new goalkeeper is not only young and has many years to play, but also looks like one in a million.When Mendes discovered Elle Rico, his heart was moved. Wouldn't this kind of player grab the contract and leave it to others as a cash cow?

Mendez, who was not as excited as his heart, learned of the hotel and room number Elle Rico stayed in through Ronaldo, and guarded the door early the next morning. When he saw the door open, he washed his face and arrested him. Mendez smiled very satisfied with Alerico, who came out with just two strands of hair.

"Hi Mr. Greenwald, I'm Jorge Mendes"

"Would you like to have lunch with me?"

Elle Rick: ? ? ? ?Who is this.

Elery thought about it for a while, was it an embarrassing scene, covering his chest and saying that he is not good at selling himself?Or is it better to clench his fists and let him feel the strength of Brother Beggar?

In the end, Ellery remembered that he had seen a photo of Ronaldo and the person in front of him on Ronaldo's Twitter, and guessed that the person in front of him should be Ronaldo's agent-Mendez.

Ellery suddenly brushed his hair playfully, and said, "Signing is fine, but eating is another price."

Mendez: ? ? ? ?