Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

The Sir who saw a big show just after returning home: ...

He said why didn't this kid come back with the team bus this time, so he was waiting for him at home!

Seeing his wife staring at him more and more harshly, the lord was about to refute and tell Ellery all his heartfelt words.

Unexpectedly, Ferguson hadn't spoken yet. Elery took out his mobile phone and clicked on the live video of Ferguson's post-match press conference just after Manchester United.

"Sir Ferguson, why did you put Greenwald on the bench in the last few games?" The reporter's voice came from the video, and Ferguson's answer appeared in the video a second later.

"This is a tactical arrangement."

"Greenwald has no injuries and has kept a record of zero goals before. What tactical considerations do you have to put such a stable goalkeeper on the bench? Is there any locker room struggle? ?”

Ferguson stared at the reporter who asked the question, "Manchester United's dressing room is very harmonious, and the relationship between the goalkeepers is also very good. Van der Sar has always proposed to give more opportunities to young people."

"So Sir, how do you explain that Greenwald has been on the bench for the past few games?"

"This is the third round of the League Cup. Due to the consideration of rotation, Manchester United has sent many substitutes to start. I hope this reporter notices that not only Elle Rick Greenwald, but Michael Owen is also on the bench. seats. We need to give more opportunities to young people.”

Seeing this, Elery threw himself into Aunt Cathy's arms, "My lord said to give young people a chance! My lord let this young man, Kuszak, play!"

Eleryk said the word 'young man' fiercely.

If Kuszak is considered a young man, compared to him, Ellery may still be a minor!Ellery, who is almost 10 years younger than Kuszak, was aggrieved.

But Ellery will definitely not change the target of the gunfire at Kuszak at will. After all, Kuszak usually does not have many chances to play. In the League Cup and the Championship team, let Kuszak play. Nothing wrong with that either.Elleric still had to focus his firepower on Sir Alex.

"My lord dislikes me for being old and decrepit! He's gone to love younger guys!"

Sir Alex Ferguson: How do you say 'younger'?In the entire Manchester United first team, is there anyone younger than this poor kid?no more!

Ferguson really doesn't know where he can 'love' younger lads.

Wait, what's the matter with the aging and fading?

Ellery turned his head quietly, raised the corners of his lips and raised his eyebrows at the lord.

Mrs. Casey stood up directly, "You like young people? Don't you like old people?"

"Alex Ferguson! You explain it to me!"

"Are you so fond of the new and dislike the old now? Is it time to replace me?"

"Do you want me to make way for young people and give them more opportunities?"

ko!

Eleryk nestled in a corner of the sofa, and gathered himself, who was nearly two meters tall, to pretend that he didn't exist, hiding his achievements and fame.

At the post-match press conference a few days ago, Sir Alex Ferguson also gave the reporters a feeling that he wanted to suppress the spirit of the children. Perhaps in Manchester United's recent games, only the bench could see Elle Rico play.

As a result, in the league on September 9, Sir Alex Ferguson sent Elle Rico to start.

The reporters and fans couldn't believe it, is this still the same Sir Alex Ferguson?

Didn't it seem like there was a conflict with Elery a few days ago?How did you let him start today?

#I don’t think you should think too much. Sir Alex Ferguson used to make people sit on the bench or delegate to the reserve team. It was the players who made mistakes.Ellery didn't make any mistakes, at most he was a little sloppy when he was guarding the goal.Just suppress a few games.#

#I think it may be that the Champions League let Van der Sar overwhelm the team. The League Cup does not need a weapon of this level. The last game in the league is pure rotation!It's all because the reporters think too much, how could Sir Alex Ferguson want to suppress us 77! #

No, no, Sir Alex really has a lot of ideas about suppressing Elleric's character.

But unexpectedly, Elery didn't talk about routines at all, and went directly to the Lord's wife.

The child did not make mistakes in the first place, but in order to worry about the child's problems in the future, he suppressed the child's natural growth. This method is not the education habit of the concubine.

After sending Elery away that night, regardless of Eleryk's deliberate pretending and pretending to cry miserably, Cathy had a serious talk with the lord.

"You are worried that Ellery will suffer from other coaches in the future, right?" Mrs. Cathy prepared some medicine for the Sir before going to bed, her tone was brisk, as if she was chatting casually, not at all Elleric was as aggressive as he had ever seen before. "Then I want to ask you, Elleric, how is the gatekeeper doing?"

Lord Ferguson thought about the kid who had been causing trouble for him, and finally gave the most sensible answer, "Excellent, rare in a hundred years."

"Then do you think that if Ellery can continue to develop, he can become what you often say, a generation of goalkeepers?" Mrs. Cathy continued to ask.

"If it's what is often said in those newspapers, Kahn, if a goalkeeper like Van der Sar, Elery can achieve it." Sir Alex told the truth, if Elery did not have this potential, he would not bother to spend so much money. Years of thinking fooled him to play football.

"That's it." Mrs. Cathy handed the medicine and warm milk to the lord. "What a stupid coach, who will let the doorkeeper use it?"

"Aren't I worried about his temper! I let him substitute three times and he came to you! What if another head coach overwhelms him!" Ferguson said sullenly, drinking milk.

"Then let him go to the kind of giants where the players can force the head coach away! Aren't there many teams like that!"

The result of Mrs. Cathy's ko again is that in Manchester United's game against Bolton, Ellery may be able to start the game.

Before the game started, hey hey hey, Ellery rubbed his hands together excitedly...

It's been a long time since I played, I'm a little excited~

Being able to participate in the competition so quickly, Elery felt that it was mainly due to his acting skills, and Mrs. Cathy was an assist.There is also a small part of the credit to Ronaldo who proposed the plan.

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Cristiano Ronaldo also found that his little partner couldn't see anyone in several games. Cristiano Ronaldo, who was once pressed by Ferguson on the bench for more than half a season, certainly understands this feeling.

At that time, a condolence call was sent, and Ellery gave advice.

At that time, the conversation between the two of them went like this:

"Your idea is to go to Mrs. Cathy? Can you do it?" Elery was a little embarrassed to go to see Aunt Cathy's coquettishness.

"Don't worry, it will work!" Ronaldo vowed.

Eleryk narrowed his eyes and realized that there might be some stories that he didn't know. "Have you used this method before? Acting like a baby?"

The domineering president C Luo snorted coldly, saying "How is that possible!" but blushed.

Ellery twitched the corners of his mouth.

All right, my friends have used this method and personally proved that it is useful, so why should he be embarrassed to use it?

So Ellery took advantage of Sir Alex's post-match press conference, ran to Sir Alex's house, helped Mrs. Cathy prepare dinner, and cried along the way.

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Ellery, who finally returned to the field, recalled the names of the opposing players that Sir Alex Ferguson mentioned during the tactical meeting. It seemed that he had heard that Bolton had a midfielder named 'Li Qinglong'. Brother Beggar likes subduing dragons the most. Yes, I hope this blue dragon can be a little more powerful, so that Brother Beggar won't be disappointed!

After the game started, Ellery lost interest not only in Qinglong, but in Bolton as a whole.Another team that plays on the defensive side, and another team that focuses more on defense than on counterattack.

In the entire first half, Bolton had only one threatening shot. It was shot by a defender in the opening five minutes or so. Elery just scooped it up and the ball ran into his arms.Then Bolton hid in his home and couldn't come out!Where did the word counterattack in defensive counterattack go?

Ellery, who was bored, kicked the turf in front of the door, kicked a spiked shoe to bring out a small piece of turf, and then Ellery walked a few steps forward and kicked again.

After a half-time, the fan-shaped area in front of Elle Rico's goal looked like it was bald.

The Bolton manager, who watched the ball live, was about to cry.After this game, the lawn will definitely have to be re-paved, which will cost a lot of money.

Finally, at the end of the first half, there were some changes on the scene, and Nani scored a goal!Manchester United took the lead by one goal in the away game.

Coincidentally, Manchester United's players found that Bolton's defense was relatively tight, and they couldn't pass forward. The ball was intercepted after two steps, so they could only pass backward.Manchester United defender Evans was just about to catch the ball when he saw a golden flash flashing past him.

Evans was very nervous at the time, and subconsciously wanted to make a tactical foul, pull down the flash, and then realized that the flash came from behind him. Isn't there only his teammates behind him?

Only then did Evans see clearly that his quick-responsive hand was pulling the hem of his clothes—it belonged to his goalkeeper...

Elleric passed the ball with one kick—the whole person was waving his arms and jumping in the middle, and Rooney who almost shouted "Give me, give me, give me" turned his head to look at the hem of his clothes that was being pulled.

Evans smiled embarrassingly, immediately withdrew his right hand, bent his waist and back, lowered his height by a few centimeters, then looked up at Ele Rick, and applauded at a very high frequency, " You pass the ball so well!"

Ellery was very satisfied with Evans' flattery, and walked back to his own goal. Halfway through, he heard the referee's whistle and the goal was valid.

Elery thought it was Rooney who scored the goal, but when he turned around and wanted to give Rooney a thumbs up, he sighed when he saw on the big screen in the stadium that the player who scored was Nani.

When will Rooney's scoring drought end...

It's a deserted island when someone else scores a goal, just give a boat and go out.There are also people whose scoring shortage is a desert, and if it takes longer, just drink more water next to the drinking fountain on the bench, and it will pass.

Rooney's scoring shortage is probably a shortage of prehistoric power...

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How to solve the scoring shortage is a question that Rooney has been thinking about during this time.

This season has already started for more than a month, and Rooney has also participated in all the games without fail.

Some starters and some substitutes, but without exception, Rooney played.The combined playing time is slightly more than that of Allerike, who has been on the bench for three games.

But what's the use of time?Still can't score.

The British media has begun to laugh at Rooney, saying that Rooney left his shooting boots at the place where he was vacationing during the summer and did not bring them back.

Rooney really couldn't laugh or cry, if he had shooting boots, he would have to find them wherever they were lost, and if he couldn't find them, he would have to pay a high price to get them back!

But in fact Rooney didn't know where his shooting boots were lost!

No, Rooney had no idea where to buy shooting boots!

Rooney has really tried everything.He trains hard and works hard.He works out and has a fitness routine.He put an end to temptation, went to bed early and woke up early.All this is useless!

Rooney still couldn't score.

The Champions League, the Premier League, the English League Cup, these different types of games, different lineups, he tried them all, but he still couldn't score.

Then Rooney changed his routine, and he began to seek various remedies.

What sprinkled a handful of rice under the insole and walked for half an hour on foot; what made a wish to the moon before going to bed at night;

Rooney has tried all the methods that sound reliable or unreliable.

However, it still didn't work.Rooney was about to go to the Son of God and ask for a verbal promise that God said he could score goals, but thinking about the Son of God in Real Madrid now, it seems that the luck of scoring goals is quite ordinary, so Rooney gave up.

Rooney is really on the verge of despair.

For this problem, in fact, Ellery has no good solution.

Unlike Irving, Rooney's athletic ability has declined due to physical problems.Then as long as the physical fitness is improved and the tendency to be injured is reduced, it can seem to return to the peak and use one's own ability and experience to win goals.

But Rooney, Rooney has no physical problems.According to Elerique's point of view, it may indeed be that he has been playing football for a long time, and there are some hidden injuries, so it will be fine to raise it.

If you want to ask Ellery why he doesn't give Rooney some cooking with magical effects, isn't Rooney his good brother?

there is only one truth!

That is, it is useless to eat.

It is true that eating may bring the body closer to an undamaged state, and some people may improve their physical attributes by eating it.

But for Rooney, who is still in his prime, and even a little bit on the ascent at 25, the culinary effect is largely ineffective.

Maybe Rooney may run a little faster than before in a certain game after eating, and he will return to his original state without eating for a day, which will not help the goal.

To sum it up, there is such a thing as cooking, and auxiliary ones can make the body return to its previous peak.Enhanced acceleration, attack, and defense are time-sensitive and cannot last. At most, they are like stimulants that cannot be detected.

Ellery himself doesn't eat these.Competition still needs a certain level of fairness, although Elery feels that his own physical fitness may be a big bug.

Since cooking is of no use to Rooney, if Rooney doesn't mention eating, Ellery will be spared this trouble.

But seeing his good friend so distressed, Eleryk was also a little anxious, so he would pass the ball to Rooney as soon as he found a chance throughout the game.

But what?Either the ball is intercepted or kicked away.The last goal was scored by Nani.

Rooney dribbled the ball after receiving the ball, and when he saw Bolton's defender, he passed the ball back to Nani who was following up.

Nani also knows that the boss of the team—Comrade Rooney has been in a scoring drought recently, and wants to cooperate with the boss, but the boss is stared at by the defender, so Nani chooses to get kicked by himself, hehe , the result is in.

Nani cheered while dodging Rooney's eyes.

Big brother, I really don't blame me, I don't know why, I just kicked the ball and scored.Maybe it's God's will...

During the intermission, Rooney sat in the locker room alone without saying a word.The other Manchester United players did not dare to approach, a little worried that they would run into Rooney's bad luck.

Elery was not afraid, he sat directly beside Rooney and sighed.

Rooney: "Why are you sighing..."

Elery patted Rooney on the shoulder, "Brother, didn't I sigh for you? You don't say a word, I'm afraid you'll be overwhelmed!"

Rooney was moved and burst into tears, "Sure enough, you are a good brother! I knew you cared about me!"

Other Manchester United players: ...how about we sigh too?

Ellery felt that Rooney's failure to score was purely bad luck, so he shouldn't be in a hurry.Just gave Rooney a popularization of the card game.

Let’s talk about this goal, it’s the same as drawing ssr, the probability is relatively low.But as long as you krypton more and draw more, you can definitely get it.It's just that the number of draws may be less than others.

But drawing cards generally has a guarantee, as long as you draw 100 cards, you will definitely get an ssr!As long as it's not a Netease game...

Rooney asked with a sad face, using the new words he had just learned, "How can we get out of Africa and join the EU?"

"Generally speaking, if Xuan doesn't save Feikrypton, he doesn't change his life..." Elery rubbed his chin in thought, "Maybe you need to accumulate more character and do more good deeds?"

Rooney looked desperate, "It's too late now!"

"Then there is only one way." Ellery clenched his fist with his right hand and hit the palm of his left hand, "The only way to draw an SSR, no, the only way to score a goal!"

Rooney's eyes were full of hope, and he stared at Eleric.

The eyes can reflect Elleric's handsome blond hair and blue eyes.

"If you draw 100 times, you will get the card, and if you shoot 100 times, you will get in the goal. Isn't the simplest, most direct and most effective way is to never give up and keep trying to shoot?" Elery laughed.

"Competitive competition never depends on luck, but because I work harder than others, and if I work harder than others, I am better than others, right?"

Rooney smiled self-deprecatingly, stood up, and touched the top of Eleric's head.

"I still need an 18-year-old kid to comfort me. I really kicked back more and more." Rooney scratched his head, easing the awkward atmosphere in the locker room, "Wayne Rooney is not a brat, When I played football, you were still in primary school!"

"I won't give up, isn't it just a scoring shortage! If I shoot a hundred shots, I don't believe I can miss one!"

"If it's still not enough, if you still can't save the ball, then shoot two hundred times!"

Ferguson, who was planning to go into the locker room to talk about the arrangements for the second half, stood at the door of the locker room without opening the door. After hearing these words, he turned around and left.

Sir Alex Ferguson believed in his favorite general, as long as Rooney figured it out, he would score again sooner or later.

Meulensteen looked at the lord, and asked softly, "My lord, shall we not go in then?"

Sir Alex Ferguson shook his head, "If we continue to play like this in the second half, we won't lose. Give Wayne another half an hour to watch."

Meulensteen said that he is not worried that Manchester United will lose. After all, they have already won a goal. If Bolton dares to fight back, Bolton's goal will be scored first before Manchester United loses the ball.

Well, maybe it was broken by the Manchester United goalkeeper.

Meulensteen just wanted to remind Sir Alex that if he opened the door and walked in now, he just happened to come to the door and overheard the conversation.But if you don't go into the locker room now, it's... eavesdropping.

"My lord, it's not good to eavesdrop..."

"You are the head coach and I am the head coach?" Sir Alex Ferguson gave Meulensteen a fierce look of 'you repeat', "I am not eavesdropping! This is called caring for the players in a silent way."

Meulensteen nodded again and again, he really lived to learn, and now he has learned another trick of the head coach of a wealthy family.

In order to complete Rooney's feat of shooting 100 goals... no, it is a feat of breaking the scoring drought.

All players on the Manchester United field, from forwards to defenders, including the goalkeeper, passed the ball to Rooney the moment they received the ball.

Standing in Bolton's penalty area, Rooney, who was strictly guarded no matter how hard he was, would not move his nest, regardless of 21 [-], he shot a burst after receiving the ball.The troublesome Bolton defenders were very puzzled, did they just need to defend Rooney?All the balls are gathered at Rooney's feet, so don't the other players have to worry about it?

Bolton's head coach rushed to the sidelines and yelled at his defenders, "That's a trap!! Don't fall for it!! Everyone must defend in place!!"

Rooney: It's really not a trap, it's just that I'm the only one shooting.

Bolton's head coach continued to yell, "Don't worry about Rooney, he can't score!"

Rooney:? ? ? ?What did you say?Can you say that again?Ouch, I have a bad temper!

Rooney, who received the ball, shot a heavy shot directly, and the ball flew to Bolton's bench, almost hitting the bench player.

Bolton's substitute player, a god dodge, directly dodged the ball, allowing the ball to hit the bench seat from the gap he made, and made a loud 'boom' sound.

The head coaches of both teams were taken aback.

Ferguson first thought that Rooney's violent temper was about to explode, and he planned to let Owen, who was a substitute for this game, stretch his muscles and prepare to play.

When he found that Rooney was still in control and just kicked the ball away, Sir Alex let out a sigh of relief.Ferguson shook his head when he saw the evasion of Bolton's substitute players.

The instinct of professional players to see the ball is the first reaction, how can it be to avoid it?If a ball flew in front of Rooney, he could knock it off with his forehead.

Bolton's head coach was taken aback, and then shouted at his defender, "See? He can't score!! He can play on the bench! What else is there to defend? Defend others. !"

Rooney: If I don't score a goal this time, I will broadcast the boxing live! !

Surprises always come so suddenly.

Just when you drew a talisman casually, thinking that it must be useless, the ssr quietly appeared, and the whole server announced.

Rooney, who was suddenly unguarded, once again won an excellent shooting opportunity.

Ale Rico's goal kick passed directly in front of Rooney, Rooney raised his foot and shot, and was saved by the goalkeeper.The direction in which the goalkeeper came out happened to be the direction in which Rooney was.

When he shot before, Rooney, who vaguely felt that this kick might not be able to get in, didn't give up. He even ran forward a few steps, ready to make a follow-up shot.

The opportunity came quietly.

Facing the ball that was punched by the goalkeeper and flew towards him, Rooney chose to use his head.

That's right, I'm starved for goals.

I haven't scored a goal in a few games.

But I won't give up tm!

I'll tell you, I, Wayne Rooney, have a hard head!

Can't score a goal, right? It's always kicking away, right? The foot feels bad, right?

It doesn't matter, I can score a goal with my head for you to see!

Let you not defend Lao Tzu!

I hammered through your goal! !

Rooney's scoring drought was broken by his big head.

I don't know if it was because two round things suddenly appeared in front of the goalkeeper. The goalkeeper subconsciously hugged Rooney's round head, but missed the ball.

After the game, a reporter asked Rooney how he broke the scoring drought.

Looking at the sunset in the distance, Rooney said a philosophical sentence in a decadent look that would be perfect with just one more cigarette.

"The trick to break the scoring drought is the same as drawing ssr."

Players who have been in a scoring drought all over the world: ? ? ? what is ssr