Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

When Ronaldo and his girlfriend broke up, Elle Rico opened the webpage of the Forbidden City Creative Culture Center, just like opening a new world.

Although he had understood a long time ago, the world he lives in now, and at the same time, he also understood what the Great Tang of this world became later on.

But the textual content obtained from the book is different from seeing the many crystallizations of Chinese culture and wisdom collected in the Forbidden City.Elleric basically added at least one copy of every creative item to his shopping cart, and then directly settled all of them, paid for the international postage, and waited to enjoy the joy of unpacking the express delivery.

The customer service responsible for the product sales of the Creative Culture Center has been very busy recently.There is a same id to buy all products, what is this for?Do you inspect the goods before opening a counterfeit store?

The customer service lady checked the order information in the background and found that it was a foreign name: alaricgreenwood.

I always feel that this name is familiar, as if the customer service I heard about it on a certain forum directly googled the name, and what appeared on the screen was a very popular Elleric selfie.With long golden hair, pointed ears, and green eyes, she was looking sideways at her across a screen.

The customer service lady who felt that she had been shot by Cupid finally remembered that it was her friend who used to hold this person's photo and screamed that this person was her new husband!

At that time, the customer service lady, who was used to changing her friend's husband every week, just glanced at her and didn't care.

The customer service lady began to wonder, is it true that the elf prince himself placed the order?impossible……

Before the customer service lady had time to go online to see what happened, hundreds of orders suddenly popped up in the background, all of which were for corona watches.

The customer service lady reported this matter to the leader. She was a little worried that so many orders might lead to insufficient inventory.

At the same time, it is necessary to check whether there are any data problems or hidden dangers.Then the customer service lady saw the leader who turned on the computer and checked for a while with a smile on his face.

The leader stomped on his pair of 7cm high heels and left aggressively, "I'm going to apply to the big leader! We need a European promoter! Let the Forbidden City's creative culture become popular all over the world!"

Half an hour later, a brand-new account that didn't even have time to authenticate the big golden V, Aite joined Elerique.

thepalacemuseum (Forbidden City Museum): Jorge Mendez, the Palace Museum of Chinese Culture, sincerely invites Elric Greenwald to be our European promoter.

After chatting for a few words on Twitter, Elleric, who was a promoter, descended from the sky: Yes, yes, I really like the Forbidden City Cultural and Creative Industry!I just bought a lot of goods and I'm still waiting for the delivery! [Screenshots 1-9 of the purchase list make up a Jiugongtu.jpg]

Mendes was shocked by the fact that his own players can easily find various endorsement opportunities without needing himself: This is our honor. I will private message your phone number and we will talk in detail.

thepalacemuseum: cd sent you SF Express, delivered the day after tomorrow, remember to check.

#宫宫爸爸, don’t bother SF Express!May I help you bring 77? #

#我我我也可以，I guarantee it will be faster and safer than SF Express! #

#I don't want shipping! ! ! #

#There is also shipping fee!I pay the shipping fee! !Please let me deliver, thank you! #

#Excuse me, can I have a chance to deliver the goods to 77 if I buy [-] goods?The price is not a problem, I just want to support the Forbidden City Cultural Creation#

Mendes, who feels that he has seen a new side of his young player, plans to hire a Chinese intern as a translator. These square characters are so troublesome. I use the translation that comes with Google. How do I feel that Elle Rico’s fans are special? Amazing, this built-in translation is really unreliable!

Mendez, when you hire intern translators, you'll find that fans are a little more amazing than you think.

Elery ignored the noise from the fans, he followed his own steps, he should train, he should rest, he should take Mr. Bao to let himself go, so he went to find a mountain to climb.

Still looking for time, I really picked up a few buyers and sellers of purchasing agents, and gave away tickets for the next few games of Manchester United.

Fans are calling for hot matches, such as Manchester United vs Chelsea, Manchester United vs Arsenal.Manchester United's home game tickets are usually reserved for the players to give away, so it is not difficult for Ellery to book a few league games in advance, and the fans are happy when they receive it.

There is no official competition, and there is no exposure of Elleric, but it has been quiet for a while, and there are fewer hot searches.

Immediately, the Forbidden City officially announced that Ellery became the European promoter of the Forbidden City, which was also expected by fans and did not cause too much splash.

But handsome people always get too much attention. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind keeps blowing. Ellery, who has a hot-searched physique, has been on the hot search again.

The cause was a league game that Ellery was absent.Manchester United v West Brom.

The West Brom team often hangs around in the middle and lower reaches of the Premier League, acting as a frequently operating elevator between the Premier League and the British Championship.West Brom had a good record last season, so they returned to the Premier League this season (2010-2011).

All Manchester United fans believe that against such a team, Manchester United will win easily, at least it must not be a problem.

Even in the face of four games in the next ten days, Manchester United should be able to win with some main players rotating.

But in the end, the game was a draw.

A draw is actually not very difficult for people to accept. After all, a draw is 1 point, and in the first half of the league, as long as there are points, it is good. As long as it can stabilize in the top three, there is hope of winning the championship at the end of the season. Fans They shouldn't be too sad.The problem is that this game is very tangled.

At the end of the first half, Manchester United took a 2-0 lead through goals from Hernandez and Nani.

But just 5 minutes into the second half, Manchester United defender Evra scored an own goal into his own goal and gave the opponent a goal.

If the final outcome is 2:1, perhaps Evra's mistake will not be missed by the fans too much.

But after another 5 minutes, in the 55th minute of the game, the West Brom striker actually scored, which led to a 2:2 draw in the final result.

At Manchester United's home court, in a good situation, it turned into a draw because of an own goal.The fans really held their breath in their hearts, and it was difficult to vent.

Evra must be blamed, and there is another person who has also been implicated-Van der Sar.

The 40-year-old Van der Sar has experienced countless games. What scenes have he not seen?

Van der Sar has seen a goal scored by his own teammate and then scored by an opponent several times.Although Van der Sar was a little upset in his heart, he didn't seem to care too much on the surface, and he was in a mood to comfort Evra, who was trained as a dog by Sir Alex.

It was after this game that Elleric was named by Rupert Lakoff, the fan who got the tickets.

This fan seems to be a genuine Hanzhi, and he bought the watch as a gift for his daughter.

According to the fan's self-published demand purchasing post, his daughter is very obsessed with Ale Rico.Although the fans themselves look down on this handsome young man, because he thinks football is played with feet, not just by looking at it.

But because of Elle Rico, his precious daughter can watch football with him, and even his wife doesn't mind him yelling at night (because wife and daughter scream more).Rupert Lykoff doesn't mind Manchester United having such a young player.

And with Elleric playing more and more time, the goal has never been lost, and Rupert Lykoff has changed his mind about Elleric.

Seeing that Elleric recommended a cheap watch, the style is also very good-looking, and it is estimated that my daughter will like it.Rupert Lykoff, who is controlled by his daughter, found a purchasing agent through the fan meeting.

I didn't expect to win the ticket, and I can still order whichever game I want.

Rupert Lakoff, a diehard Manchester United fan, has long bought an annual ticket for Manchester United's home stadium, and will not miss a game unless something happens.And he is also planning to buy another set of home annual tickets at a high price, and give it to his precious daughter, so that the daughter can accompany him to experience the atmosphere of Manchester United's home court, and most importantly, let the group of old guys who watched the game envy him. A smart and beautiful daughter who can watch football together.

So the only tickets Rupert Lykoff can want are Champions League tickets.

He will buy the Champions League tickets for Manchester United at home. If he goes to another country to play away games, he does not have time to support them across the country, so he will watch the live broadcast at home.

But for the UEFA Champions League final in the 10-11 season, at Wembley Stadium in England, he was not sure if he could get the tickets for this match.

After all, so far, this season's Champions League group stage has not yet ended, and everything is unknown about who the two sides will be in the Champions League final.

90.00% of the tickets for the Champions League final must be distributed to the fans of the two teams, and then it will be the turn of the local fan organization.

The difficulty of grabbing tickets is basically the same as that of grabbing money.

It has been six or seven years since the UEFA Champions League final has not been held in the UK. As an old fan, Rupert Lykoff really wants to watch the game live.

Not only that, but what he wants to watch is the Champions League final with Manchester United participating.

So when he knew that he was selected for the ticket, with the anger of being inexplicably tied by a weak team just now, Rupert Lykoff directly tweeted Elleric.

Rupert Lykoff: cd, I want tickets for next year's Champions League final, Manchester United at Wembley Stadium.

Rupert Lykoff didn't care that other fans and even the media laughed at him for being whimsical. He wanted tickets to the final just after the group stage, and he said he wanted tickets for Manchester United to participate in the final.

He also doesn't care that many fans leave a message to Ellery saying not to agree to his request, saying that there is a text trap.

That's right, what he wanted was not only the tickets to the final, but also the ticket that Ellery himself promised, which was the ticket for Manchester United to enter the final.

That's what he is!What's wrong?If a fan doesn't even have a dream, what's the point of supporting the home team?

Besides, it's just a sentence. Even if a star like this speaks big words and doesn't make it to the finals, it won't matter. He will be fine if he is hung up by the media for a few days at most.

Elleric's reply was very simple, with the frivolity and indomitable spirit of drinking fake wine.

adgcd: Good!

One word, the top trending search.

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Elleric's 'word' sparked numerous controversies.

Owen updated his Twitter as soon as he found out: Hahaha, does our little goalkeeper want to win the championship, then I will work hard, and I also want the Champions League.

Rooney also quickly expressed his support: Hey hey hey, I have won the Champions League, but I want another one.

Other Manchester United players have also made similar remarks, trying to reduce the fact that Elle Rico is aiming for the Champions League championship to the concept that a cute new goalkeeper wants to win the championship and everyone wants the championship.

I hope the media don't make things too difficult for the newcomer Elleric.

Friends and teammates of Elle Rico, I am afraid that the media will write Elle Rico as a football newcomer who thinks too much of himself and does not understand humility.

I'm afraid that once the media hypes up the hype, fans from various clubs will flock to crush, tear up, tear up,

Ronaldo also sent a message to support Elle Rico.

Ronaldo: You kid cd wants to win the championship?Have you asked my opinion yet?

Ronaldo and Elle Rico have a relatively good relationship, and everyone is not surprised that Ronaldo will stand up at this time.But at this cusp, Messi also stood up.

Messi: Sorry, cd, I also want to win the Champions League, I will work hard.

As soon as Messi comes out, who will compete with him.

Although the slogan is not right, but soon, the center of the debate changed from Elleri's bold words to win the championship to Ronaldo and Messi's mutual rivalry - obviously in fact, these two people only said one sentence , haven't told each other yet.

The top plum blower Ibrahimovic also came out and said that he wanted to win the championship.

Players from Real Madrid and Barcelona also jumped out and said that the champion belongs to Real Madrid.

German teams have also emerged one after another, and Bayern Munich also said that they have something to say.

The muzzle of the media took a strange turn and turned into a discussion about the seeded teams of the Champions League, which made Elle Rico's friends heave a sigh of relief.

Jorge Mendes, who spent two sleepless nights contacting the media behind him, took some time to do some yoga to calm himself down.For the sake of money, Mendes told himself, don't be angry or angry.

Leisure time is always very short.

Ellery never wanted to rest but was forced to rest. He had just transitioned to China, and the rest was pretty good. There was no competition and less training, and when life was peaceful and enjoying life, the high-intensity competition finally came.

On October 10, Manchester United played against Bursaspor (Champions League group stage).

Before the start of the game, the commentator Andy Gray spoke into the microphone at the scene to popularize the information of Manchester United's game today to the fans and friends.

"Bursaspor is from the Turkish Super League and has a low reputation. Manchester United chose to fight with most of the substitutes."

"The striker chose the younger Nani and Makaeda, the midfielder arranged the veteran Park Ji-sung from South Korea, and the defender gave Smalling, who had just arrived at Manchester United, a chance to start, but also gave the player who had just scored an own goal a while ago. Evra is a starter, I hope he will make up for it.

The goalkeeper in this game is Elric Greenwald, whom everyone has missed for a long time. "

"This young player has been in the limelight recently on the Internet. Of course, Greenwald's goalkeeping skills are also directly proportional to his limelight. So far, Greenwald has persisted for nearly 700 minutes without conceding a goal. Maybe Today he will expand this data again, let us wait and see."

"The lineups of Manchester United and Bursaspor are somewhat similar. They both have a 442 formation, that is, 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 forwards."

"The lineup of 442 is both offensive and defensive, and it is a relatively common lineup in the game. It seems that Ferguson intends to use the safest method to play this game."

Girls who start following football because of Elle Rico swear it's the most boring game they've ever seen.

In the 7th minute of the game, Nani scored and after Manchester United led 1:0, there was no fluctuation in the whole game.

Naturally, the fans watch the game to watch Elle Rico. Even if the game is not exciting, no goals, no ups and downs, they don't really care, as long as Elle Rico often appears in the camera.

However, in 90 minutes, Bursaspor had a total of 3 shots and 1 shot on target.

This data makes it difficult for Elery to appear on camera.After all, the camera of a football game has to follow the ball, and if the ball does not reach Elle Rico, what can he do?

Some time ago, Elery, who had just been 'suspended' by Sir Alex, just wanted to make a fuss, but was stared at by Sir Alex and pinned him in front of the goal...

If the ball doesn't come and doesn't go after it, Elery plans to be a quiet and handsome man in front of the goal for the whole game.

Ellery did it.

Throughout the game, he was like a painting, standing in front of the door with a smile on his face.

Only in the 15th minute of the game, when Bursaspor's only shot on target appeared, Elerike moved two steps to the left, opened his arms, and greeted the football.When Ellery hugged the ball easily, the smile on his face remained as if it hadn't even moved.

The fans said that the 15th minute was the climax of the game.

Although they watched the 90-minute game and only captured one picture, they felt it was worth it.

After the game, Bursaspor also used their official account to thank Elle Rico on the Internet, which increased the ratings of the game and allowed them to share a little more of the Champions League.

Elleric smiled to hide the daze Greenwald's humble reply, saying that he still had to work hard.

What are you trying to do?Do you look better?

Mendes is already very good at this kind of reply that makes people want to complain. As long as he doesn't cause trouble, he can reply no matter what.

October 10 Manchester United v Stoke City (Premier League)

The intensity of Premier League games is still greater than that of the Champions League group stage.In this game, Ferguson replaced several main players and also formed a more aggressive lineup.

Hernandez opened up the situation for United first, scoring a goal in the 27th minute of the game.Then Stoke City became a little anxious, and body collisions increased.

Manchester United and Stoke City received 2 yellow cards respectively and did not affect the situation of the game.

The range of movements of the players in Stoke City began to increase. Ferguson originally planned to send Owen to play activities to maintain the state of the game.

As soon as he saw this situation, Ferguson turned around and told Owen to stop warming up, and Owen would not be allowed to play in this game.

Such a close defense with physical collisions is easy to consume physical strength. Sir Alex Ferguson used both substitutions to replace two defenders who were starting to lose their physical strength.

Ferguson held the last substitution spot in his hand, mainly because he was afraid that if someone was injured later, he would not lose the initiative.

Lord Sir, Ellery didn't know if it was unnecessary to worry about someone getting hurt.

Seeing the people of Stoke City keep trying to break through his defensive gate, to be honest, Ellery is still a little excited.

This game does not require him to chase the ball, and the ball comes to him. What a joyful thing this is.

It's a pity that Stoke City's shooting skills are not very good. After 11 shots, they only shot twice. Ellery can hook the ball casually and the ball is hugged. It is not challenging.

With three minutes left in the game, Elle Rico confiscated Stoke City's shot again.Ellery threw the ball casually. Before the ball landed, he kicked the football and passed a high-altitude ball to Rooney who was still in the Stoke City half.

Rooney took two steps forward after receiving the ball. Seeing that the angle was good, it was an opportunity, so he kicked hard, shot from a long distance, and the ball was scored.

The final score was Manchester United winning 2:0.

After the game, after Rooney returned to the locker room, he was in no hurry to take a shower and change clothes. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and sent a tweet.

Rooney: I got the ssr and scored a goal, so I came to fulfill my wish.

#? ? ?Is this thread over yet? #

#I'm afraid Rooney is serious...#

#I don’t think Rooney took it seriously, but Rooney really found it very useful. Didn’t you watch the Manchester United game just now?Wayne Rooney really scored

#What?Rooney scored?Is it true that you can score goals if you draw ssr? #

#There are always some things in this world that cannot be explained by science.Friends, have you heard of Amway... Oh no, metaphysics? #

October 10, Manchester United vs. Wolves (England League Cup)

The game was played at halftime, and Eleryk almost fell asleep in front of the goal, and couldn't even maintain a smile pretending to be dazed.

Throughout the first half, there were no yellow cards and no fouls.There were two shots that were not on target at all, and the ball went out far from the goal frame.In such a first half, Elery felt that the way he got up was not right. How could there be such a peaceful game?Still in a knockout game.

This game is the quarter-finals of the English League Cup!Although the League Cup does not seem to have a high status, it is still a trophy!

Liverpool, who didn't win the league title and didn't win the UEFA Champions League back then, became a small five-time champion just by relying on the League Cup trophy!This trophy still has a certain amount of gold, why does everyone seem to not care about it at all, and there is no sense of urgency in the competition at all?

By the second half, Ellery found out that he had been cheated.

In the first half, the Wolves seemed to be sleepwalking, and their teammates seemed to be fugue.At the beginning of the second half, the Wolves finally showed some momentum and pounced on Manchester United's defense.

I thought that the second half was similar to the first half, and I started to feel drowsy. Elerike, who planned to try the nirvana of sleeping with his eyes open, was almost beaten by a sap.

Andy Gray, who has explained many games of Allerike, said with emotion in slow motion, "A goalkeeper like Greenwald is terrible. When he is in good form, no matter what angle you shoot, he It's easy to hold in your arms and destroy your hopes of scoring goals."

"But when you think he is in a daze, when you think you can be opportunistic, he will show terrible on-the-spot reflexes. Let's take a look at the slow-motion replay of the shot just now."

"Stoke City's forward shot, although the angle can be a little tricky, and the arc lacks some changes, but the ball is very fast."

"And we can see through this slow motion that the teenager Greenwald seems to be a little distracted because the first half of the game was too flat."

"But at the moment when the ball rushed in front of Greenwald, I personally thought that Greenwald, who was still in a daze, directly slapped the shot away."

"It's just so easy, stretching out the palm casually, and the ball flew. It's really incredible."

If you interview Elle Rico, he will tell you that the scene was actually like this.

Eleric's mental journey:

Ah, I'm so bored, I really want to sleep.

Wait, something is flying over.

There are hidden weapons!

Ah hit!

See the dragon in the field!

Oh, that was not a hidden weapon just now, it was a football...

If it’s football, that means—was it a shot just now?

Eh...then my mind-wandering should not have been discovered.

Such a perfect rescue must have not been discovered.

Elery watched the football, which he subconsciously knocked into the air with a standard Jianlong Zaitian, fly far to the goal of the Wolves.

The old chasing boy didn't know when he transformed into a shadow assassin, so he slanted up from the side, followed the ball that Eleryk knocked into the air, and when the ball hit the ground, he tapped it lightly and the ball scored. up.

In the subsequent game, Hernandez and Manchester United midfielder Park Ji-sung also found a chance to score a goal.

In the end, Manchester United defeated Wolves 3:0 and successfully entered the next round of the English League Cup quarter-finals.

After the game, Owen tweeted after attending the press conference.

Owen: This game is really fun, thank you cd Al for the recommendation. [Screenshot of getting ssr.jpg]

#enough! !Are these Manchester United stars responsible? #

#I think I would rather believe it...#

#playthingsangzhi This is playthingsangzhi!Is there a French version of the game? I would like to recommend it to the players of my family in Paris#

Hernandez: I heard that cd Al endorsed "Hearthstone" and it will be released soon. I also tried it with Hearthstone. [Golden Legend.jpg], I want to recharge my faith.

#我们77's endorsement is coming up? What is Hearthstone?I go to Google! #

#Heartstone and soccer stars?I thought it was a rumor before, but it turned out to be true?What can this combination of gods produce? #

#I found it! !Pre-order 60 packs to get 77 exclusive skins!so cheap#

#I saw that the new version description also mentioned that there are two new skins for Ronaldo and 77, so looking forward to it! #

#There was a revelation before, saying that if the new heroes with the skins of these two people confront each other, there will be easter eggs.My rotten soul is burning! ! #

On October 10, Manchester United's game against Tottenham (Premier League) was the last of the four games in ten days.

Before the game, Rooney took a shower and changed his clothes piously, and then drew a wave of cards.

"Ahahahaha, there is a golden legend! My wave is stable! I will definitely score a goal." Rooney laughed loudly.

And Rooney decided that, in order to slap those people who don't believe in his card-drawing metaphysics, he will post a screenshot before the game, including the date and time, and then after the game, after scoring a goal, he will have sex again. Slap in the face.

Rooney: I think I can score today, what do you think? 【Golden Legend.jpg】

Elery could calculate that the one-month time limit for the Sir Sir to let him be quiet and not waste time has passed, and the seal has been lifted!

adgcd: Hey, I got Deathwing's father's golden card [screenshot.jpg], so it looks like I can score a goal today too!

Owen: Elle Rick, calm down, don't be impulsive.

Hernandez: No, no...

Fabio: You can't score goals, you can't score goals, you can't score goals, say it three times and it will work!

Smalling: Please, save the defenders, please?

Looking at the group of children who are about to play and still surfing the Internet, Manchester United's 'old' goalkeeper Van der Sar, who is in his first year of five, laughed.

Van der Sar: Hold on, we can win!As long as cd Al doesn't face his own door when he scores a goal.