Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

The TV at the bar is not playing the game or video clips, but the bullet screen that is being swiped on the Internet by the director.

#我家77Why is it so beautiful#

#Our 77 is so beautiful#

#One 7 means one copy is good-looking, two 7s means two copies are good-looking! #

The double-good-looking Ellery looked at the barrage with a satisfied expression on his face.

Now netizens, the aesthetics are really good!

"I have a few questions I collected from netizens before, and I would like to ask you two to answer them. Before answering, I would like to ask you two that this cup is almost full, do you want to add something?" Samantha He stretched out his hand, intending to add another glass of wine to the two players.

Smalling originally wanted to add another glass, after all, no man can refuse a beautiful woman and a good wine.

But when I think about the fact that I am doing a show now, with so many viewers watching, maybe Sir Alex will know about his 'drinking too much' tomorrow, what if he is not allowed to play.

Who knows what the Sir Alex Ferguson's 'No Alcoholism' is, even if it's two drinks!

Besides, he brought Elle Rico to the show, and it is very likely that he was killed by Sir Alex. If he drank too much, he might really be suspended.

Thinking of this, Smolin waved his hand, and immediately pretended to be cowardly, "I want a glass of juice, I can't drink."

Elery's eyes lit up when he heard Samantha's words.

Smalling, your girlfriend is nice!I like!

To drink to Brother Beggar, free of charge, wine in a big jar (coconut)!

This sister is not only good in body, but also beautiful in heart!

Ellery secretly gave Smalling a look of "you have to take care of it, come on".

Smalling: What?What are you doing?What does this look mean?I'm a little panicked!

Smalling fell into Elleric phobia, as long as Elleric behaved abnormally, he would panic.

"Sister, give me another cup of Pina Colada." Elleri used a spoon to dig out the coconut meat in the coconut in his hand, and put it aside after eating it, sat obediently, waiting for a new serving of coconut wine.

Smalling: Why did you call your sister?

Samantha covered her mouth with a smile, took out another coconut from the cabinet, split it, mixed the drink, and handed it to Elric.

Samantha didn't expect it at this time. In this program, she did this action a total of five times.

The reason there isn't a sixth time isn't that Elleric can't drink anymore, or that Smalling finally stopped Elleric.It's because the show crew didn't prepare the sixth coconut...

Elleric held his mouth shut at that time, staring at the last coconut in his hand, with an aggrieved expression, as if the whole world was bullying him, almost made Samantha wave his hand, and the logistics staff ran out to buy coconuts in the middle of the night .

But now, after drinking the second cup of Pina Colada, Elleric was very talkative and began to answer the questions from the netizens raised by Samantha.

When each question appeared, the ID and time of the netizen when the question was asked were also displayed on the big screen.

"Question: Do Manchester United players have any gatherings or experiences that are particularly worth sharing?"

Smalling is a bit embarrassed. He has only come to Manchester United this season, and he really doesn't know what to say. He can only look at Elle Rico, who has cheated his teammates countless times today.

Elery put down the coconut, and thought of something, and said with a livid face, "Every Christmas, the Sir will invite us to his house for dinner."

"This is a good thing, why your expression?" Smolin, who was frightened by Alerrick's face, trembled before speaking. What could make this kid change his face?

"Dinning is a good thing, and every year Aunt Cathy cooks a table of delicacies with her own hands. Manchester United players, some players who used to be in Manchester United, and me who used to go through the back door will gather at Sir Alex's house." Le Ruike recalled the situation at that time, "To be honest, it was a bit crowded."

Smalling: ... a bit crowded?Is this asking Sir Alex to change houses?

Elleric's peripheral vision glanced at a line on the barrage

#As a real estate agent, I immediately plan to contact Sir Alex Ferguson and ask if I want a bigger house! #

Ellery quickly changed his voice, "The main reason for the crowd is that Sir Alex Ferguson has taught too many players! Translated from a Chinese idiom, it means peaches and plums are everywhere!"

"But that's not what I want to say!"

Smalling: I have to learn this desire to survive.

No, I don't need to learn, Smolin patted his face, I'm not so sloppy.

"The point is, every time, every time! Every! Christmas!" Elleric's voice was full of despair, "Aunt Cathy makes eel jelly and stargazing pie!"

"Aunt Cathy, I really, really, really love you!"

"Even looking up to the starry sky is acceptable to me, but jelly eel???"

"Oh my god, what the hell is that! That's how I felt when I first ate it, and it's how I feel after taking a bite every time I try to save Aunt Cathy at Christmas..."

Elery pointed to his face, facing the audience and facing the camera, "Look at this face, the current expression is Shuaibi's despair."

#噗HAHAHAHA Eel jelly! ! #

#As a Londoner, I don't even eat eel jelly! #

#As a Manchester native, I think eel jelly is delicious! #

#鲜鱼醉 is so cute, please don't bully it! #

#Despair is despair, what is Shuaibi's despair!Do you have to brag about yourself at this time?Is this player mentally ill!Sick is so attractive#

#I think, a long time ago, when Ellery made his debut, the case of being threatened by Sir Alex with 'eel jelly' was probably solved! #

#HAHAHAHAHA What is eel jelly, is it so scary?I suddenly kind of want to try. #

#ls, come, private chat with the address, come to my house when you are free in Manchester, I guarantee you can eat all you can!My mother loves to make this dish#

"Hahahaha," Samantha wiped away the tears from her laughter, "is eel jelly so terrible?"

Elleric nodded heavily.

"Then have you told the countess the truth?" Samantha was still smiling, "Don't let Mrs. Cathy know about this after watching the replay tomorrow, that would be a bit rude."

Ellery sighed, "I don't know if they have, I'm telling the truth."

"I didn't play for Manchester United before. I'm not afraid of Ferguson like Wayne (Rooney) and others. Of course, I will tell the truth. Aunt Cathy actually knows that not only me, but also many people don't like it very much. Dish."

"Eel jelly has long been a famous dish in the British dark cuisine circle ╮(╯_╰)╭" Ellery shrugged. Aunt Cathy loves him so much. What can he dare not say? My lord speaks ill of him. Dare to say!

But it's useless to say it!

After saying that the eel jelly is unpalatable, Aunt Cathy still does it right!

He is also very desperate!

"Is that so? Mrs. Cathy is probably playing a prank. I know you don't like to eat and cook, hahaha." Samantha smiled happily, and she didn't expect Sir Ferguson's wife to be so interesting.

Ellery paused for a moment, and looked for the position of the camera, "Is this one taking pictures of me?"

"If you want, you can shoot you on every one." Samantha nodded and made a joke.

Elleric expressed his thanks, then straightened his body, and said something to the camera.

"The reason why Aunt Cathy keeps making eel jelly is not a prank."

"There used to be a player who liked eel jelly very much. Ferguson liked him very much and often brought him home, and Aunt Cathy would make eel jelly for him."

"My lord and Aunt Cathy love him very much, and almost treat him like a godson."

Ellery paused for a moment at this moment, and added, "Of course, they love me more, maybe because I'm younger"

"Old people often talk about intergenerational relatives, so I should be a grandson."

#噗, is it okay to be a grandson? #

#What the hell is an intergenerational parent? #

#No, I thought I was going to talk about some sad topic, why is it so funny all of a sudden! #

#Everyone stop swiping the screen!I can probably guess who 77 is talking about#

#I also guessed it, there are not many people who like to eat eel jelly...#

The barrage really stopped at this moment, and Alerico continued to speak.

"Later, due to some reasons, this player had a big conflict with Ferguson and left Manchester United."

"But Mrs. Cathy makes eel jelly every year, and she would really like to see that player come to the Christmas dinner with him."

"He didn't show up every time, so next time, Mrs. Cathy will continue to make eel jelly."

"Although I haven't met the senior from Manchester United, because when I arrived at Ferguson's house, it was already the summer vacation of 03, and he just left."

"But every Christmas, I feel a little bit of emotion. Handsome guys always have some strange hobbies, such as eating eel jelly."

"Through this method, and the memories with Mrs. Casey, I can also understand this senior from a certain aspect."

"My lord, you can't be ashamed. So Mrs. Cathy will remind the lord in this way every year at this time."

"If you don't call people back again, you will eat the eel jelly this time and next year's eel jelly!"

"Yes . . . my lord hates eel jelly as much as I do."

"At that time when I was young, my lord would often serve me jelly eel while Mrs. Cathy wasn't paying attention..."

Samantha had already guessed what Ellery was going to say, her eyes were a little red, the teacher-student relationship between that player and Sir Alex Ferguson is something that every Manchester United fan, even the British fans, hates. One thing about Yu Huai.

And in this show, today, this scar seems to be sprinkled with a handful of sugar by this blond and blue-eyed cutie.

Samantha, who knew that her show would definitely explode tomorrow, heard Elleric's words change again.

"So please, Mr. Beckham, please come to Sir Alex's Christmas party this year! I really don't want to eat eel jelly anymore!!"

#Why did I cry at first, but suddenly laughed like a fool? #

#77 After lying to my tears, I laughed so hard that I spit out my nose...#

#He... really... said the name! ! ! #

#Absolutely a big revelation! #

#贝克汉姆 is now in Los Angeles Galaxy, can the media be more helpful and spread to the United States for him to see? #

#呵呵呵，No need for the media, I have already intercepted this live video, directly Twitter and Facebook have tweeted Beckham, you should also give it a thumbs up! #

#Must see Beckham! ! #

#Century Great Reconciliation!It's been more than ten years, I don't know how much I want to see such a picture! ! #

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Roonek, who was watching the live broadcast, couldn't help shaking.

"It's over, it's over, what if my lord sees it?"

"Van der Sar will ask for leave for the next game. If Ellery is suspended by Sir Alex, will he feel Kuszak's goalkeeping again?"

Rooney held his wife's hand, "Colleen, I'm so panicked!"

Colleen stroked Rooney's hair, "Why don't you take a leave of absence to avoid the limelight and get a hair transplant?"

Rooney: Oh... okay.

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Ronaldo, who was watching the live broadcast, couldn't help shivering when he thought of the eel jelly he had eaten for several years.

Things like eel jelly are really scary.

On Christmas Day in 03, both he and Ellery participated in the dinner hosted by the Sir for the first time. At that time, the two of them were tricked by the Sir and tasted a jelly eel.

Although Ronaldo was young at the time, he felt that he was a real man and he should maintain an image of not being afraid of anything. He ate a small bowl of eel jelly abruptly and held back without vomiting.

Ellery took a sip, spat it out, and was slapped on the head by the lord with 'don't be picky eaters', which hurt a lot.

Even so, Alerico didn't want to take a second bite.

It was on this day that Ellery changed his mind about Ronaldo.

Those who can finish eating eel jelly are ruthless people, and Brother Beggar likes to make friends with ruthless people!

I'm committed to your friend!

Then don't refuse the jelly eel handed to you by your friend!

That night, Ronaldo ate two bowls of eel jelly, and officially became the relationship between "big brother" and "little brother" that he thought of as "big brother" and "little brother".

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Owen, who was watching the live broadcast, laughed. It turns out that there is such a story about eel jelly.

Last Christmas, Owen also experienced Mrs. Casey's eel jelly at the dinner table at Sir Alex's house.

It's just that Owen didn't know it at the time. It turned out that this is a classic dish that Mrs. Casey would make every Christmas.

Owen took the pad in the hands of his eldest daughter who was swiping the screen of 'Brother Elle Rico is so handsome', logged on to his Twitter account, found the live video of Elle Rico and captured it, and Ait called his old friend Baker from the national team Ham.

Owen: Beckham, dear, can you please come back and eat eel jelly?Let go after eating, never pester.

#贝克汉姆, Sir Alex calls you back to eat eel jelly#

Instantly boarded the No.1 hot search topic.

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Following Elleric's explosions one after another, the program has entered the final stage of the end.

"Tonight Football" - can be officially renamed: "Tonight Bar" The last link is "Late Night Bar".

After midnight, I started to talk about some topics that are more suitable for late night.

Many fans who had to go to work the next day cheered up and continued to watch the live broadcast.

On the other side of the ocean, the Chinese fans with a time difference of +8 hours from the UK all got up, which made the live broadcast website a little bit stuck.

The programmer immediately applied for expansion.

The programmer brother understands very well. Although it is a late-night topic, there may be more people watching than normal topics. What's more, fans on the other side of the world are watching the live broadcast with a vpn. If the capacity is not expanded, the website may collapse. up.

Ellery also noticed this late-night segment when he was learning about the script of the show, and he is still looking forward to it.

What's the best thing to do late at night?

Telling ghost stories, of course!

Smolin's thought at the time was: a ghost story of god tm...

But at the time, Smalling didn't know how to explain to Ellery what a late-night show was and what might go wrong on it.

He didn't have the guts to discuss this matter with an innocent boy who was only 18 years old - Elleric, who was also the boss of the team.

Now Smolin's idea is: it's better to tell ghost stories and let the show go!

His heart is almost unable to bear it!

Smalling no longer knew whether it was right or wrong to bring Elleric to participate in the show.

It's a good thing to help Samantha increase her ratings and embrace herself as a beauty.

But with so many revelations, it seems like a bad thing that he might be killed in battle by Sir Alex tomorrow.

Unsure of whether it will bring good things or bad things - certainly not your average goalkeeper.

Elleric, Schrödinger's goalkeeper!

Fortunately, Ellery didn't know what Smolin was thinking, otherwise he would probably have used his status as a top student to teach Smolin how to discuss the collapse of possibilities from the perspective of quantum mechanics.

"It's late at night, let's move on to the last topic. This topic may not be suitable for minors~" Samantha squinted her eyes and licked her lips, looking like a spider spirit who wanted to seduce people's souls , "Kids, turn off the TV quickly~"

The audience shouted one after another, saying that they have turned 18, and even R-rated ones can watch alone.

"I heard that Manchester United once had a very magical team entry ceremony." Samantha read the script in her hand, "I don't know if you have experienced it."

Smalling shook his head. How could he, a rookie, have never experienced the enlistment ceremony.

Ellery also shook his head. He has been in Manchester United's various ladder teams since he was 12 years old. How come he has never heard of any team entry ceremony?

"This was revealed by the players of Manchester United. Its credibility is now impossible to check. Let's take it as if there was such a team entry ceremony, and let's enter our late-night topic today." Samantha raised her head Putting his finger in front of his lips, he let out a 'hush', signaling to the fans who had already guessed the topic to keep quiet.

"In the past, the entrance ceremony of Manchester United was to select a new player who had just entered Manchester United, choose a senior Manchester United player, face his photo, and masturbate in public!"

Samantha's words made the two current Manchester United players, and new players who joined this year, stunned.

"It is said that a certain Manchester United senior who loves eel jelly once performed a team entry ceremony in front of the desk calendar of Manchester United star Clayton Blackmore, which made him extremely embarrassed."

Smalling was frightened, his face turned from yellow to black to red, and now it was blue.

He was a little thankful, fortunately, there is no such strange ceremony in Manchester United now, otherwise he would not know what to do.

Alerico also frowned, he really hadn't heard of this matter.

He didn't have it when he joined the team, and Ronaldo didn't say he had experienced such a thing at the time.

Even though this matter sounds extremely embarrassing, Eller still firmly believes that if Ronaldo has experienced it, he will definitely tell himself.

They basically talked about everything at that time.

Elery never thought about why a young man of eighteen or nineteen would talk about everything with a boy of twelve or thirteen.

Maybe it's because Ronaldo is three years old ╮(╯_╰)╭

"I don't know about it. No one told me about it." Elery shook his head directly, a little bit wanting to refuse to think about this strange ceremony.

Elery, who suddenly thought of something, continued,

"But I think that if there is such a ceremony, the juniors of Manchester United have too much advantage over our seniors."

"Oh? Why do you say that? What are the advantages?" Samantha asked everyone's aspirations.

"Because it was very difficult for the seniors in the past to choose. I don't know who to choose." Elery rubbed his chin and commented, "Choose handsome? Choose powerful? Or other selection criteria."

"The juniors are much simpler~"

"They just need to choose me!"

Smalling stretched out his hand to cover his face, and it turned into a portrait named [Smolin's Despair.jpg].

"So Ellery, don't you mind being chosen?" Samantha was a little surprised, "After all, many people would find this kind of ceremony very disgusting."

The audience at the scene all made a 'wow' sound, as if they had some opinion on Samantha's words.

The reaction of the audience made Ellery swallow the phrase that "a handsome man must get used to being chosen".

Samantha pressed her palms, "Don't get excited, everyone, I didn't want to judge this legendary enlistment ceremony, I just wanted to..."

Seeing both players looking at her with a 'hope it's easy' look, Samantha finally said the killer move for tonight.

You know, she originally thought that Elery looked at the persona of a high-cold male god, which would make the live broadcast cold, and specially prepared an explosive question at the end, so she wanted to ignite her ratings by herself.

Unexpectedly, Elleric has already caused many hot spots in the previous hour of the program.

Even so, Samantha still did not intend to let these two players go.

"I want the two gentlemen to think about it. If you also encountered the same entrance ceremony, which Manchester United senior would you choose?"

The entire recording studio fell into silence.

The audience looked at each other for a while, and then burst into loud shouts, which made the studio feel like an echo.

Not to mention the viewers who are watching the live broadcast, the naked eyes can't see clearly with the barrage.

Samantha thought about it for a while, but Ellery must have said it later. No matter what he said, anyone's name would be a hit.

So Samantha looked at her boyfriend, Smalling, and motioned him to speak first.

Smalling hesitated again and again, "Baker...forget it, Mr. Clayton Blackmore."

"Why did you make such a choice?" Samantha was still asking.

"I think since the senior who loves eel jelly chose Mr. Clayton Blackmore, it shouldn't be so embarrassing for me to choose again." Smolin's expression was a little grim, "I guess Clayton Blackmore Mr. Moore is also used to being chosen..."

Mr. Clayton-Blackmore said: God tm is used to it! #

#Can't be ugly...#

#黑克梅先生 probably thinks that Beckham’s choice is fine, and it’s over with patience, but……#

#Mr. Blackmoore is looking forward to, the next player will also choose him? #

#Don't make trouble, okay! !Don't bring the previous celebrities into the mix. He has fought for Manchester United all his life, so he still has to take the blame at such an age? #

#Just kidding, I think it’s okay to laugh and pass, there’s no need to go online#

Netizens' debate is not clear to Elery, he has no time to watch the barrage, and he is seriously thinking about this issue.

Who does he choose?

Ellery opened his mouth, closed it again, opened it again, "bec..."

Samantha interrupted what Ellery was about to say with great difficulty, and the audience all went 'Huh? 'It was a bit of a surprise.

"Audience friends, don't hate me just because I interrupted Elric's answer~ If you know the reason for my interruption, you will love me more!" Samantha pointed to the big screen.

Among the many tweets that reposted the live broadcast website, there was a message that was circled with a red pen by the person who added countless chicken legs today.

Ronaldo: Watch [Video Link] in the live broadcast, cd, you have thought about answering this question! !

Elery looked at Ronaldo's words on the big screen, and frowned, "Brother, aren't you, what's your arguing about this kind of issue?"

"I'll choose Beckham, what's wrong?"

"Although I haven't seen him before, he looks very handsome in the photo!"

Elery seemed to be talking to Ronaldo on the other side of the screen, without the hesitation and disgust of thinking about the question just now, and answered very naturally, even with a little exaggeration.

Samantha didn't speak, and waited patiently for five seconds. On the big screen, there was another tweet that was enlarged and bolded later.

Ronaldo: Say it again, think it over!You just said I was handsome!As handsome as Beckham! cd

Elery held his head, unable to understand Ronaldo's brain circuit at all, "Brother, it's not a question of handsome or not."

"Yes, yes, you are very handsome, comparable to Beckham. Now that he is older, he is not even as good as you, can you?"

Ellery directly used Ronaldo's usual perfunctory tone in the live broadcast, and began to praise in a fancy way, almost seeing rainbow flattery.

"But, now it's not about choosing who is handsome!" Elery stepped forward, stretched his arms, reached the upper screen, and shook it vigorously, as if what he was shaking was not the TV screen, but a c Ro's head,

"Brother, can you be more sober? Now we are choosing a partner who wants to masturbate!"

Samantha stretched out her fingers, pointed at the audience, stretched out three fingers, and then retracted them one by one—gesturing a countdown of 3, 2, 1.

Ronaldo's real-time reply appeared on the screen.

"I said your show is really interesting. Did you make an appointment with Chris (C Ronaldo)? Are you here to mess with me?" Ellery couldn't believe his eyes.

In fact, even Samantha couldn't help but start to wonder if the show crew paid a lot of money to invite her. How could Ronaldo pay so much attention to her such a small show.

But Twitter's verification lets everyone know that this is the same Cristiano Ronaldo

At this time, the camera focused on the reply from Ronaldo that had just been refreshed.

Ronaldo: Oh, you choose other people's photos because they are handsome.The reason you didn't choose me - it's not because I'm not handsome.Do you think this logic makes sense?I'm still not the most handsome person in your mind! ?

Elleric thought to himself: This is... not really.

But he can't tell.

Hey, the last show was so tiring!

Worse than him is Jorge Mendes.

Mendes happened to watch his own players, because he promised his friends to go live on the new show.

When he saw the breaking point, Mendes felt that tomorrow's headlines would be stable, and he would mention that this was what happened on Elle Rico's show no matter what.

but now……

Mendes said that even if you play football in the UK, a corrupt country, you still need traffic, but is it really good for the two of you as professional players to be openly suspected of selling corruption?

#Hahahaha Mr. Luo is jealous, 77, hurry up! #

#That’s right, I used to say that our Luo is always the most handsome person in your heart, so don’t choose him when you choose a photo!You are such a big pig's trotter! #

#Although I think Mr. Luo's logic seems to be really not right, the selection of the handsome and the selection of the plane are not the same!But I still hope that 77 will choose Mr. Luo! #

Mendes sighed after seeing so many bullet screens. The world is difficult and people's hearts are complicated. Is he old and why he doesn't understand this era.

Ellery walked to a place close to the auditorium, pulled the cameraman, asked to point the camera at himself, and then vigorously demonstrated how to roll a standard eye roll.

Immediately afterwards, Elery took three deep breaths, smiling, showing the standard eight teeth.

"Okay, you are the most handsome, no matter what you choose, I will choose you, okay?"

The male fans who watched the live broadcast swear that from the tone of this sentence, they can hear the usual tone they often use to answer their girlfriends' questions about whether the clothes look good or the make-up looks good.

"The most handsome player, the most handsome number 7, the most handsome striker, the most handsome Ronaldo!"

C Luo in front of the computer nodded again and again, this is the rhythm, continue to talk!

"Still the most handsome, the most suitable, the senior of Manchester United, the one who masturbates!" Elleric gritted his teeth and looked at the camera, as if looking into Ronaldo's eyes

Elleric stretched out his finger and poked at the lens of the camera, as if poking at Ronaldo's body.

"After the show is over, if you feel like it, send a photo."

"I, first masturbate as a respect!!"

The author has something to say: 1. It is still a day of listening to the code words of "Sound into the Heart".

I saw the latest issue of the extended version of Sound into the Heart... I am anxiously waiting for the 18th.

2. There is no small theater today.

I don't really want to use a small theater to disperse, and 77 said so strongly that "the first masturbation is for respect".

Respect everyone!